Chapter Eighty-Nine: Housewarming Ceremony
Although it took a certain amount of time for Wu Ge's true qi to be disordered and his meridians were damaged, Ge Shenxian's elixir still lived up to its reputation. However, in five days, Wu Ge's trauma was completely healed.
"Are you really Goer?" Mom didn't believe it.
"I've said it several times. Wu Ge replied through gritted teeth, feeling a sense of hatred in his heart.
"Oh. ”
Mom looked down in thought for a moment, then looked up at Wu Ge again.
"But you...... But how can your skin be ......?" she finally couldn't help but ask.
"Cultivate," Wu Ge said angrily. "I stayed in retreat for a few days, and my skills improved. That's it...... It's called rebirth, you know?"
No wonder Wu Ge was indignant. Immortal cultivation has a strong maintenance effect on the body, and Ge Shenxian's elixir is so spiritual, plus he changed the skin all over his body after being struck by lightning...... Now Wu Ge's skin can really be called a frost and snow, blown and broken, as delicate and silky as a baby. Just now on the street, people kept pointing and poking at him, and some even laughed out loud. Now that I'm home, my own mother is like this, which is really ......
"Oh...... That's a good thing. Mom said. However, she still had some doubts in her heart: her kung fu had improved, and she had been reborn? But why did she think that her son was not as energetic when he spoke?
"Hmph, good thing!" Wu Ge twisted his head to the side.
......
"Why are you staring at me all the time?" Wu Ge was annoyed.
"I said, Ge'er, what kind of skill are you practicing...... "Mom is a little bit of a long-term Ai Ai, "Can you teach Mom?"
Wu Ge was stunned for a moment. He is the son of a family, and of course he hopes that his parents will be healthy and live a long life...... Of course, it would be better if you could become an immortal! But cultivating immortals is not something that anyone can become an immortal if they practice, and my mother is now making this request to make it clear that she has other plans.
"Of course it's no problem to teach you. He finally said. "But let's talk about it first, if you want to practice, practice to ...... I don't know when I'm like this. ”
"Mom didn't expect to practice to your level," Mom said with a smile. "Half of your mother is content. ”
Wu Ge glared at his mother - aren't you sarcastic about me?
He got up and walked to his room.
"Hey, Go'er," Mom chased after her. "Mom has something to say to you. You can't be like this all day long, there are so many otaku now, my mother doesn't want you to ......"
Wu Ge stopped.
"I'm home, I'm running around all day, and I'm afraid you'll say I'm crazy. ”
"Yes...... What I mean is that you can't just practice all day, and you have to be in contact with people...... Sakura Sakura is coming back soon, you ......"
"Alright, alright!" Wu Ge impatiently closed the door.
Hum!
He thought to himself: Before Lu Sakura comes back, he must find a way to darken his skin.
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Lu Xiaoxiao was very, very unhappy because her house was finally built.
She and Cheng Yingxia planned a big banquet for guests from the beginning and held a grand housewarming ceremony - Lu Xiaoxiao's popularity in the fairy world is no one (to be precise, no immortals) can be surpassed, and there will definitely be a lot of immortals who will come to cheer at that time. This idea was Cheng Yingxia, and she dreamed of making a windfall on this opportunity: all the people who came were immortals. Just send a few magic weapons, magic weapons or something, and you can get big!
Lu Xiaoxiao didn't think so. She knows very well that the immortals mainly practice qi, and magic weapons and magic weapons are all made up by online novels. Even if there is, it is not as evil as it is said in online novels. She only expects the immortals to send some furniture, knick-knacks, small jewelry, or something - most of the immortals have not been out of the fairy world for hundreds of years, and whatever they take out is antique, and it is worth old money when they are outside. In this way, she and Cheng Yingxia can realize the dream of "being a real rich woman" in advance.
It's a pity that "reality is cruel and dreams are easy to wake up," such an iron law has not even let go of the fairy world. Even Lu Xiaoxiao greatly underestimated the poverty of the immortals and their disdain for secular etiquette - the immortals really came with the mentality of joining in the fun and "helping the individual". In the end, Lu Xiaoxiao not only didn't receive anything, but also had to clean up the garbage in the house after the end. Because she and Cheng Yingxia prepared so many snacks and drinks for this beautiful housewarming ceremony (including Jigong's favorite "leather wine.") This unexpected ending made Lu Xiaoxiao almost like a "house slave" in the secular world, and she lost interest and confidence in her future life as soon as she got the house.
However, Lu Xiaoxiao didn't think that this housewarming ceremony was so useless: after all, this ceremony was unprecedented in the fairy world - it is estimated that there would be no one after it - it was both beautiful and lively, which satisfied the vanity of a little girl. In addition, Cheng Yingxia can finally enter the fairy world, which is also one of the things that makes her happy.
In contrast, Cheng Yingxia is much cooler: although she didn't receive any magic weapons, her gains are not small, enough to offset the cost she paid for this ceremony, which is equivalent to her five months of pocket money; As for Wu Ge, considering his usual bad luck...... It can also be called a little cool.
Of course, the immortals who come to enjoy the novelty food without paying red envelopes are also cool.
Therefore, we should still admit that this was a very successful, very fruitful and successful event.
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On that day, the first person to attend the meeting was Jigong.
"Haha, Xiaoxiao has prepared so many good things. It seems that grandpa has a good mouth today. ”
Looking at the large boxes and bags that filled the room, Jigong's salivary glands began to work diligently.
"Grandpa Jigong, can you wait a while? ”
Although the little words were sweet and polite, Jigong was still a little embarrassed. But who let him have a notoriety of gluttony? Xiao Xiao can't be guarded against, otherwise the housewarming ceremony carefully prepared by the people will have to end up with the peach banquet of the Queen Mother of the West.
But fortunately, he was not embarrassed for long, and the immortals arrived one after another.
"Hehe, the fairy world hasn't been so lively for a long time. Everyone is busy cultivating all day long, and it is rare to have a chance to get together. Little has done a good thing...... Hmm, isn't this Bobo?"
Bobo nodded, and handed the plate of candy to the cloth bag monk.
Cheng Yingxia is smart and beautiful, and she has been pampered since she was a child, but the elders are not without a little discipline for her. She can still afford to put down general household chores, such as cooking, washing dishes, cleaning, etc. But hating oil smoke is a common problem for almost all girls, and there are no conditions for holding a formal banquet in the fairy world -- you can't get all the kitchen and chefs into the fairy world, can you? besides, what great dishes do you have that can make the gods rare? So she discussed with Xiaoxiao again and again, and finally decided to hold this ceremony in the form of a buffet with snacks and trendy fruits and drinks.
But even though it's a buffet, there always have to be one or two waiters. Xiaoxiao and Cheng Yingxia, as the hosts, can certainly do some, but the main energy has to be focused on accompanying the guests to communicate. Wu Ge ...... This person is a bit clumsy, a little stuffy, and inappropriate. Besides, this time the house was completed, and the people made great efforts, and now the ceremony is held, and it is okay not to treat the people as guests, but to let the family continue to serve? This kind of thing cannot be done even if it is small.
Xiao Xiao thought about it and hit Bobo with the idea. She used both hard and soft tactics, first tempting her with five pieces of chocolate, and then threatening to settle the account with Bobo if she didn't agree, using the excuse that Bobo had destroyed her house. Although Bobo is a little small, it has always regarded itself as the ancestor of mankind, and even if Wu Ge later instilled it with correct and comprehensive knowledge of evolution, it still did not change its arrogant mentality. Besides, it's not that cold to chocolate - it doesn't seek any "sweet and bitter, silky smooth" feeling, it thinks that sweet is good, and the sweeter the better, which is why Wu Ge often beats it with inferior lollipops.
For these reasons, Bobo turned down the small proposal. However, when Xiao Xiao explained to him in detail the contents of the housewarming ceremony and the nature of its work, it could not wait to agree - Bobo was a clever monkey, and it was clear at a glance what kind of work had oil and water.
It even accepted Tiny's request to wear a pair of shorts and a little pink bib.
Of course, the Budai monk didn't know that there were so many complicated reasons for this. He just felt a little dumbfounded: Bobo had such a stubborn temperament, and was willing to be a servant honestly to the little one! This little girl was really more capable than he had imagined before.
The other immortals also noticed Bobo. Of course, most of them have fought Bobo...... In other words, they have all been harassed by Bobo and know how stubborn Bobo is. I'm also very interested in how Xiaoxiao tames Bobo.
They were also interested in Wu Ge.
But what they were most interested in was, of course, the food that Lu Xiaoxiao prepared for them.