Chapter 90: Little Impatiens
I was going to concentrate on writing after I moved, but I didn't know that there would be more things after I moved, and besides, this ghost place can't even pull the network cable! I only dare to say that I try to ensure that I will be more in the middle of the festival before the festival. Book friends understand - this is indeed not the result that the layman himself wants!
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"Well, I've eaten this fruit before, and it tastes good with this wine...... What do you call it?"
"Leather wine. Jigong replied. He felt sorry for Ge Hong for giving up his stomach after becoming an immortal, because then he would not be able to enjoy the other pleasure of drinking 'leather wine' - hiccups.
"It's not a good wine, but it's okay to serve food. The Budai monk came to a conclusion.
"Speaking of this fruit," he said, holding up a pistachio, "I ate it five hundred years ago." But at that time, you had to fly to the other side of the sea, and it was not fried. β
Bangs nodded in agreement, then beckoned to Bobo, who raised his paw knowingly, and several cans of "leather wine" flew in line.
"This monkey, why are you so honest today?" Liu Hai muttered.
Bobo's performance today was remarkable. Originally, Lu Xiaoxiao's plan was to let it carry the food and wine back and forth with the plate, but Bobo quickly grasped the essence of the problem and used immortal magic to complete the transmission of the wine and food. This approach is not only efficient, but also very in line with the environment of the occasion and the identity of the guest, so it is deeply appreciated by Lu Xiaoxiao. Like Jigong, Bobo loves his profession despite worldly prejudices. At this moment, it was looking down on the whole audience like a torch, ready to respond to the call of the gods, like a well-trained and qualified waiter with great ambitions.
However, the real waiter never tarnishes himself, crouching on a pile of beer crates in the corner of the room, and with apples in one hand and bananas in the other, and a mouth full of pastries. And that's not all, what the average waiter finds unacceptable and will never try is that there are two cans of drink circling around its head, ready to help it solve the problem of too much food to swallow!
Similarly, the performance of the gods is also very commendable. Originally, the buffet was a banquet that the gods had never touched, but they soon understood what to doβnothing more than a wine glass, a bottle or a can, eating and drinking in groups of three or five, and talking. This method is also quite suitable for the immortals who do not like to be restrained and pursue the character of simplicity, so the immortals are also very popular with this kind of banquet. The atmosphere was similar to that of a drinking party held by the upper class of medieval Europe - except for the excessive laughter and conversation.
However, this atmosphere will soon be put to a temporary end.
"Little sister, you're so lively here. Why don't you wait for me to start?"
With a crisp and delicate greeting, a tall, beautiful, and well-mannered fairy appeared at the door.
The room fell silent for a moment.
"Wow, Sister Liu, why are you here?"
As soon as she saw someone coming, Lu Xiaoxiao was overjoyed and immediately jumped up to greet her.
"Sister Liu, come and get to know my junior sister. She dragged the fairy impatiently into the house.
"Little don't mess around, how can you call Master Fengxian sister?" Lu Dongbin reprimanded with a straight face.
But Lu Xiaoxiao didn't react, only rolled her eyes at him.
"Yo, isn't this Uncle Lu? It's okay, it's good for Xiaoxiao to call my sister. β
However, the fairy gave Lu Dongbin a little thin noodles and replied with a smile. However, Lu Dongbin turned his face to the side, and his expression was quite embarrassed.
If the squatting on the beer crate is not Bobo, who knows nothing about the world of human feelings, but ...... Let's just say that it was an ordinary human waiter, then he would definitely find that in addition to Lu Dongbin, there were some immortals with embarrassed expressions on the scene.
"Sister Liu, this is my junior sister. Lu Xiaoxiao introduced, "She is the apprentice of Grandpa Sun Wukong, and she has just cultivated enough to enter the immortal realm." Ah, by the way, her name is Cheng Yingxia......"
"Sister Cheng is good. The fairy greeted unusually delicately.
Cheng Yingxia was a little stunned. Although she regarded Xiaoxiao as a sister or even as a daughter, she knew very well that Xiaoxiao was actually more than 400 years old, and she didn't feel anything wrong with the fairy calling Xiaoxiao sister. But now that the other party actually calls herself sister, she feels a little wrong......
But how else can we say that Cheng Yingxia is "a top-level crystal smart and an upgraded version with diamonds"? People were only stunned for a moment and figured it out: The immortals in this world are all cultivated by mortals, and what kind of mortals have what kind of immortals......
"Sister Liu, hello. Hee-hee. She replied crisply.
"Hehe, Sister Cheng is so good. It's so empathetic. The fairy looked proud.
The fairy's surname is Liu, and her name is ...... Uh, unknown. In fact, the gods knew almost nothing about her origins, only that she was amazingly beautiful. They privately named her "Little Phoenix." "The name is a bit ...... However, the immortals are indeed not referring to the famous prostitute in Kyoto who performed a political romance with General Cai Yi in the early years of the Republic of China, and the immortals were still fighting with the "outsiders" in the fairy world during that time - besides, the time when they named this name was also much earlier than the early years of the Republic of China. The reason why they gave her this name is: traditionally, the top women are compared to phoenixes, and she is a fairy and likes to be small, so she ...... Unlike ordinary fairies, she cares very much about her beauty and deliberately works it. Psychologists and sociologists often make conflicting and contradictory arguments, such as "only men know men best" or "women are the ones who know men best". But if they are lucky enough to get acquainted with this fairy, they will inevitably come to the conclusion that this fairy understands both women and men. Her self-designed and transformed figure perfectly expresses the mature beauty of women, but at the same time, it also perfectly expresses the pure beauty of women. There are also elegant beauty, wild beauty, hazy beauty, immature beauty...... And so on and so forth. In fact, Cheng Yingxia was jealous in front of her, and she was faintly dwarfed.
Such a female fairy is naturally crazy and crazy, and many male fairies have pursued her fanatically. Needless to say, Lu Dongbin has even pursued some male fairies who are actually not lustful, such as the Budai monk. It is even rumored that Master Qingyun has secretly moved his mind. And Xiao Fengxian happens to like to tempt male fairies very much, she seems to enjoy the male fairies paying this and that for her, which can be called tireless. But she never paid herself, and to this day no fairy has succeeded, and even such a low-level goal as pulling hands has not succeeded-this is why so many male fairies are embarrassed when Xiao Fengxian appeared at Lu Xiaoxiao's housewarming ceremony-but fortunately, although Xiao Fengxian likes to tempt male fairies, she is kind in nature, and she is indeed quite "understanding men," not only knows how to resist the fierce attack of male fairies, but also knows how to appease the frustration of male fairies after retreating. Otherwise, the "immortal mouth" of the fairy world would have to be reduced by a quarter, to say the least.
Some beauties seem to have been created specifically to harm men (of course, this argument is irresponsible, extremely inaccurate, and extremely incorrect). But if you don't say that, it's really hard to describe the severity of Xiao Fengxian's beauty, so I still ask feminists to understand the author's difficult situation), Xiao Fengxian is. You see, this doesn't hurt another one:
"Don't look at it, little brother," she said, turning, muttering a small sip of cherries, and said with great coquettishness:
"Beware of ruining the Tao. β
This time he was really amorous, and the room was full of spring, which made Wu Ge's eyes widen, staring at each other intently, and there was a lustful smile on his lips.
The immortals were very embarrassed by the performance of this new junior, but they couldn't help it - the "charm" of the little phoenix fairy was unstoppable and unstoppable, which was a well-known fact in the fairy world.
What's worse is that she actually blushes.
Lu Xiaoxiao and Cheng Yingxia snorted, and at the same time gave Wu Ge a slap in the face.
"It's not a thing, it's still so. β
Lu Xiaoxiao and Cheng Yingxia's prejudice against this senior brother deepened again.
Little Phoenix's face turned even redder and writhed visibly.
"Hey, have you seen enough?"
Lu Xiaoxiao said dissatisfiedly.
"Huh?"
Wu Ge glanced at Xiaoxiao, but he was still in a state of confusion, unsure who Lu Xiaoxiao was talking to and what he meant.
At the critical moment, it was Sun Wukong who came out to turn the tide. He rolled up the sleeves of his robe, and the "Great Sage Card" fried chestnuts began a thanksgiving promotion regardless of the cost.
"Haven't you ever seen a woman?" he exclaimed.
"Uh...... I, the master, ......"
Wu Ge finally regained some of his senses. While trying in vain to avoid the unscrupulous promotions of the merchants, he also subconsciously covered his mouth, for fear that he would commit the old mistake of "not listening to love" again.
The immortals who were watching were quite sympathetic to Wu Ge. After all, they themselves have not been less ugly before.
"Forget it, Brother Sun Dao...... It's still a child. They explained.
But to be honest, in the minds of some immortals, Sun Wukong is an out-and-out child. He only cares about playing all day long, his temper is still so big, and he has never moved his heart to Xiao Fengxian - this is ironclad proof that his mind is not yet mature!
But Sun Wukong still refuses to relent.
"What are you doing staring at outsiders?" he yelled, "Your junior sister is not as good as her, huh?"
β...... What?"
Wu Ge was stunned for a moment. Although Sun Wukong has long had this idea, it is indeed the first time that he has mentioned it more clearly. This made Wu Ge's gaze at him even more frightened.
"What the hell does this old monkey want to do?
He subconsciously glanced at Cheng Yingxia, and suddenly made the latter feel like a crawling insect.
"Why did you mess me up with him?"
Cheng Yingxia protested angrily.
Wu Ge also wanted to protest. However, he has just been arrested, and his confidence is a little lacking. So he opened his mouth a few times, and finally chose the biggest advantage of a man - being able to bend and stretch.
The immortals present were also a little dissatisfied: This dead monkey, what are you talking to? The two children don't say it first, what did Xiao Fengxian think when she heard this? Not to mention the male immortals who have a crush or a clear love for Xiao Fengxian. What a sentence that offends a Wanzi person!
Although the immortals all felt that Sun Wukong's words were too inadequate, they also chose to "be able to bend and stretch" - to be angry with a child, and not to make a mistake.
However, the little phoenix behaved very decently. In embarrassment, she smiled "poof" and said innocently:
"Hee-hee, little brother looks so white. β
Wu Ge froze for a moment, not knowing whether he should be happy, ashamed, angry, or sad.
"Hmph, little white face. β
Cheng Yingxia's chin was raised high. She hated Sun Wukong's statement and poured all her anger on Wu Ge. However, even if she had accumulated virtue in her mouth, she endured it, and did not say "it is useless".
"We ignored them and went to my bedroom to play. "Novel.
The three beauties laughed and went to the bedroom.
In some ways, there is a great resemblance between beauty and locusts, such as the fact that they are both desolate and springless after they leave. The same is true of the departure of the little phoenix. Watching her figure disappear into the bedroom door, many male immortals suddenly felt that their hearts were barren.
It is important to point out here that the immortal aura is powerful, and the means of releasing true qi to affect foreign objects can be called perfect. It's not a joke that so many immortals are worried at the same time. That effect, that effect...... It's like the whole house sighing heavily.