Episode 942: Troubles

Once upon a time, there was a flower thief named Flower Bee, who seduced a beautiful woman named Rose Fairy, who would have thought that this beauty had a fierce bearded husband, and even more unlucky, he actually got a child, so the two had to run away, but at that time the bearded man had found out about it, and the tracking was very urgent, and the Flower Bee was timid, so he wanted to find someone to carry the black pot for himself, so he asked Little Rose to seduce Sun Kui, the purple-faced Erlang, Xiao Rose originally refused, saying that Sun Kui's face was not white, and it was finally moved by Flower Bee later.

Originally, if the flower bee simply planned and walked away, it would be fine, but Xiao Rose brought out a lot of jewelry from the beard, and he was reluctant, so he made an appointment with Xiao Rose to wait until this matter calmed down a little, and then came to her and kicked the purple-faced Erlang Sun Kui away.

It's a pity that Flower Bee forgot, there are few women in the world who never change their hearts, Little Rose and Purple Faced Erlang Sun Kui get along day and night, and actually moved their true feelings, and when Flower Bee came to her again, the two of them actually worked together, knocked down Flower Bee, and cut off Flower Bee's two legs, making him suffer more than ten years of living crimes.

Yang Xiao couldn't help but ask, "Why didn't she just kill you?"

Flower Bee smiled bitterly: "If I had understood a woman's heart, I wouldn't have become like this." This time he sighed even longer, and then continued: "I used to think that I knew women very well, which is why I had this kind of retribution, and if a man thought that he knew women, he deserved whatever sins he suffered. ”

"Ha!" Yang Xiao couldn't help but applaud him, and praised with a smile: "I have to say, this story is indeed much more interesting than Fang Cai's story." ”

Flower Bee said, "The most interesting thing you haven't heard yet. ”

"Oh?" Yang Xiao said curiously, "Is there a more interesting story than this?"

"You've been poisoned by me. Not only did it not work, but it was within three hours. I have to die, so I will not kill you now. Let you sit here and enjoy the taste of waiting for death. Hua Bee smiled: "Young Master Yang, do you think this matter is more interesting?"

"Indeed, waiting for death is a funny thing. Yang Xiao smiled and poured himself a glass of poisonous wine, he drank it in one gulp, closed his eyes and said: "This wine is indeed good, drinking a cup is also death, drinking a pot is also death, why don't I drink more, so as not to spoil such a good wine." ”

"Well said. Well said!" Hua Bee clapped his hands and laughed: "Yang Gongzi is really not a mortal, but it's a pity, I can't solve this poison, even if I want to let Gongzi live." ”

Yang Xiao shook his head: "Why do you need to let me live." ”

"Oh?" said with a smile, "Can Childe still deal with me now?"

"You can give it a try. Yang Xiao said, holding up the wine glass, with an indescribable smile on his face: "As long as you can kill me, you can not only get the Golden Silk Armor, but also the Fish Intestine Sword, the Blue Devil Hand." In this way, you have offense and defense, why not be afraid of plum blossom thieves!"

"Huh?" With a deep groan, Flower Bee finally couldn't help it. Greedy, he suddenly thought of Yang Xiao's attack, this move was very ruthless. It's hopeful.

However, Yang Xiao only opened his eyes slightly. Suddenly, two fierce cold lights burst out, like a sharp sword breaking through the air. It landed straight on the flower bee.

"Bang!" There was a muffled sound, and the flower bee came and went faster, and its half-crippled body hit the wall of the inn and fell, long out of breath.

Outside the house, the horses' hooves were bursting, Yang Xiao turned his hand and put away the golden silk armor, the fish intestine sword and the blue devil hand, and then got up and stepped out of the pickable with half a pot of poisonous wine.

"I really didn't expect that there are so many people rushing to die in this world. With a sneer, Yang Xiao stepped into the endless wind and snow.

Wind and snow, killing, as Yang Xiao's footsteps move forward, there are more and more enemies attracted by the golden silk armor and the fish intestine sword, and one after another martial arts masters rush forward one after another, and more and more people die under Yang Xiao's hands, casting Yang Xiao's supreme name, which is terrifying.

There was no deliberate hurry, three days later, Yang Xiao came to Niujiazhuang, which is a very prosperous town, at this time the sky is not yet completely dark, the snow has stopped, and the shops on both sides of the street have people with brooms out to sweep the snow in front of their doors.

There are naturally liquor shops in the town, and Yang Xiao's half-crippled mixed yuan water spirit body naturally will not let go of a chance to drink, and immediately went straight to the largest liquor store in the town.

After three years of cultivation in the Valley of the Wicked, Yang Xiao's illness has recovered, but the effect is very limited, and now, there is no trace of blood on his face, no matter who can see that he is seriously ill. The dying patient actually came to drink, this wine has been open for more than 20 years, but he has never seen such a guest, and even the shopkeeper's lead is all stunned.

Bowl after bowl, Yang Xiao drank thirty or fifty glasses of wine one after another, as if he could suppress the patients on his body like this, and the shopkeeper couldn't help but shout in his heart: "Crazy, what a madman!"

Before he could finish his sigh, at this moment, he suddenly saw a man staggering in, threw himself on the counter, and grockeyed, "Wine, wine, bring it quickly." ”

It was as if he were dying of thirst if he could not drink wine. The shopkeeper couldn't help frowning again, and said secretly: "Why is there another madman, still a poor madman." ”

I saw that this man was wearing a washed white blue robe, the sleeves and chest were covered with grease, and the nails of his hands were also full of mud, although he was wearing a scribe's square scarf, his hair was exposed like grass, and his face was yellow and thin, and he looked like a poor and sour talent.

The man frowned and brought him a jug of wine. This poor sour talent didn't use a wine glass, like a long whale sucking water, he drank most of the pot of wine to the spout, but suddenly it all squirted out, and jumped to his feet and said: "Can this also be considered wine?" It's vinegar, and it's vinegar mixed with water......"

Seeing this, Yang Xiao immediately smiled and said, "There is good wine here, come and drink together." As he spoke, he grabbed a jar and poured an extra bowl of wine.

After hearing this, Poor Sour Xiu came over first and unceremoniously drank all the wine in a large bowl. Then he didn't say anything, just sat there with his eyes squinted, as if he had suddenly lost his breath. The linkage didn't move, and others only said that he drank too quickly. Suddenly cramped, but Yang Xiao knew that he was just tasting there. Half an hour later. Only then did he see that he breathed a long breath, his eyes lit up, his face also brightened, and he muttered: "Although the wine is not good, in this kind of place, it has to be sloppy." ”

Then the man took a pair of chopsticks and duck tongue, chewed for a while, looked at the various dishes on the table, and said, "The wine is not very good. But this dish is really good, well done, well ordered, good ......"

At this moment, I suddenly heard a sharp sound of horses' hooves, and suddenly stopped outside the door, and the poor sour face changed a little. He stood up and wanted to leave, but looked at the food on the table. sat down again, drank three cups in a row, chewed slowly with a piece of pig's tail, and said leisurely: "The drunken country road often comes." It's not ...... to be in a bad place."

I heard one person yelling, "What a drunkard, where do you want to go?" Another said: "I knew I could only find him in the liquor store." Amid the cheers, five or six people rushed in at once. Surround the poor acid.

These people are in a hurry, wearing swords and hanging swords. It seems that the skills are not too weak. One was thin and long, with a whip in his hand. Pointing to the poor sour nose, he said: "Win people's money and eliminate disasters with others, you took our medical fees, and did not treat us, but escaped and drank, what does this mean?" ”

Poor grinned and said, "Don't you understand what this means?" It's just that he is addicted to alcohol, and when Mr. Mei Er's alcohol addiction occurs, even if the sky falls, he has to drink first, how can he be in the mood to treat others. ”

A pock-faced man said: "Boss Zhao, did you hear it, I already knew that this drunkard was not a thing, as long as the silver was in hand, he would immediately deny his six relatives." ”

The eldest man said angrily: "Who doesn't know the problem of this drunkard, but the fourth child's illness must be cured by him. ”

These people were menacing and shouting, but this Mr. Mei Er was still as steady as Mount Tai, sitting there and drinking one cup on the left and one on the right. Boss Zhao raised the whip in his palm, and flew out the wine jug in front of him, and said sharply: "Don't gossip, now that we have found you, you can obediently go back with us to treat the disease, as long as you can cure the fourth child's illness, you will have wine to drink." ”

That Mr. Mei Er looked at the smashed wine jug, sighed long, and said, "Since you know Mr. Mei Er's temper, you should know that Mr. Mei Er has three incurables in his life. ”

Zhao Lao Daodao: "Which three are not cured." ”

Mr. Mei Er said: "First, if the consultation fee is not paid first, it will not be treated, and if it is paid less, it will not be cured." ”

The Mamian Khan said angrily: "When will we lose a penny of your silver?" ”

Mr. Mei Er said: "Second, those who are not polite and disrespectful will be cured, and third, robbers and thieves, and those who kill people and goods, will be cured." ”

He sighed again, shook his head and said, "You have committed all of these two crimes, and you still want Mr. Mei Er to treat you for your illness, isn't this a fool's dream, rafters begging for fish." ”

The khan's necks were angry, and they roared angrily: "If you don't get cured, you will die." ”

Mr. Mei Er said: "If you want to die, you won't be cured!" The heck-faced man slapped his backhand, beating him out of seven or eight feet away with a stool, lying on the ground, and bleeding down his mouth.

Yang Xiao was convinced at this time that this Mr. Mei Er was just a drunken person, but he didn't have any hard goods in his hands, and he chuckled lightly at the moment, and said indifferently: "Medicine and medicine don't die of disease, and the Buddha is destined for people, don't you understand this truth?" (To be continued......)