Episode 941: One after the other

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A pair of hands, this is a pair of beautiful hands, perfect, without defects, like a piece of finely molded mutton fat jade, without the slightest variegation, and so soft, an increase of a point is too fat, a decrease of a point is too thin, neither too long, nor too short, even the most picky people, absolutely not the slightest fault.

The man in Tsing Yi said softly: "Do you think my hands are better looking than the green devil's hands?" Her voice suddenly became so delicate, even if it was described by the four words "Yellow Oriole out of the valley", it was too insulting to her.

Yang Xiao sighed and said, "If you use these hands to kill people, I'm afraid there are not many people in the world who can resist, so why use the hands of the Blue Devil again?"

The man in Tsing Yi smiled and said, "Now I will negotiate with you for an exchange, is the condition better?"

Yang Xiao shook his head and said, "It's not good enough." ”

As soon as the man in Tsing Yi pulled the sleeves with her flawless hands, her sleeves broke off, revealing a pair of plump but fleshless, slender and boneless arms, and the hands, which were already beautiful, were even more dazzling when lined with these arms.

Yang Xiao said indifferently: "You know, I'm very greedy. ”

Hearing this, the man in Tsing Yi laughed and said: "Men are very greedy, especially men with ability, the more capable they are, the more greedy they are......" As she spoke, her body twisted slightly, and when she finished saying this, there was only a ** made of light yarn left on her body.

Yang Xiao poured himself a glass of poisoned wine, raised his glass and said with a smile: "You can't enjoy flowers without wine, please." ”

"I know you still don't think it's enough, do you?" said the man in Tsing Yi smiled like a silver bell. As she spoke, she took off her shoes and socks again.

Anyone's posture of taking off their shoes will not look good. But she is an exception, and anyone's feet are inevitably a little rough. She is an exception. Her ankles were so slender, and her feet were even more mesmerizing, that no one would doubt that there were many men in the world who would be trampled to death by these feet, and then she showed her long, straight legs.

No one could have imagined that there was such a perfect body in the world, and now, she had displayed her body in front of Yang Xiao's eyes without reservation, the only regret was that she had not removed the green and miserable mask.

She just looked at Yang Xiao with those seductive eyes. Gasping softly, he said, "It's enough now, right?"

Yang Xiao drank a glass of poisoned wine, looked at the mask on her face, and smiled: "It's almost, just a little." ”

"You...... You should already be content. She trembled lightly and said, "Why do you have to look at my face, like this, wouldn't it add a little fantasy and a little fun." ”

"The greedy will never be satisfied. Yang Xiao said indifferently: "What's more, I know that there are many women with good figures, but one face is ugly. ”

The man in Tsing Yi sighed. "You are such a greedy and dead-eyed person, but I advise you not to see my face." After I exchanged the golden silk armor with you, I will leave immediately, and I am afraid that we will never see each other again. You give me the golden silk armor, I give you the greatest happiness in the world, this is a very fair deal. No one suffers, so no one will have to remember anyone in the future. But you just have to see my face behind. I will never be forgotten again, and I. But I will never be with you again...... If you are good with you, then you will inevitably have to fall in love all day long, isn't it asking for trouble?"

"You're pretty confident in yourself. Yang Xiao tilted the wine jug, poured himself another glass of poisonous wine, and said leisurely: "Maybe I won't make this deal with you?"

The man in Tsing Yi seemed stunned, and said, "You don't want to?" She finally reached out and took off the mask. Then, she looked at Li Xunhuan quietly, as if to say, "Are you still unwilling now?"

This face is so beautiful that people dare not look at it, and with such a body, there are really few people in the world who can resist. Even if you are blind, you can smell the wisps of sweet fragrance emanating from her body, and you can also hear her ecstatic soft words.

That's something that men can't resist.

"Ahem...... Yang Xiao coughed in his mouth, and couldn't help but sigh and said: "No wonder someone like Yi Wai would give you the 'Blue Devil Hand', no wonder the owner of You Shaozhuang is willing to dedicate his heirloom to your feet, I really can't believe it now." ”

The naked peerless beauty just smiled and didn't speak. Because she knew she didn't need to speak anymore. Her eyes speak, her smile speaks, her hands, her chest, her legs...... Every inch of her body speaks. That's enough, if a man doesn't understand what she means, that person must be an idiot.

She's waiting, she's inviting.

Yang Xiao drank a glass of poisoned wine, poured another glass of wine, and then raised his glass and smiled: "I haven't had such an eye for a long time, thank you." ”

She bit her lip, hung her head and said, "I can't imagine that a man like you would have to drink to strengthen his courage." ”

"Alas, sometimes, if you want to do something, you have to drink to strengthen your courage!" Yang Xiao sighed in his mouth, his eyes suddenly sharpened, and at first glance, he saw the cold light burst out, and gently swiped it from her neck.

In an instant, she only felt her body tremble, and blood splashed on her white jade-like chest little by little, like bright plum blossoms on the snow.

She was completely stunned, her soft body stiffening.

"Do you still have so much confidence now?" Yang Xiao said indifferently: "Lin Xian'er, who is known as the number one beauty in the world?"

"You ......" her lips trembled, but she could not speak.

Yang Xiao said coldly: "I hope you remember a few things in the future." First, men don't like to be passive, and second, you, Lin Xian'er, are not as beautiful as you imagined. ”

Lin Xian'er bit her lip tightly and stared at Yang Xiao deadly, her beautiful eyes seemed to be bursting with fire. But after a while, she suddenly smiled again, and said, "I don't believe that you will really kill me." ”

"Oh, is it?" Yang Xiaomo fiddled with the wine glass in his hand, and said leisurely in his mouth: "Leave the Blue Devil Hand and the Fish Intestine Sword behind, three breaths, if you don't leave, you can only go with Sun Kui and his wife, do you believe it or not?"

Lin Xian'er didn't dare to speak, she gritted her teeth, grabbed her clothes, and ran out like a cat, and after a few breaths, she heard her vicious scolding from afar, and said, "Yang Xiao, you are not a man!"

The ground was covered with snow, and under the light of the snow, the outside was very bright, but the inn was dim, and Yang Xiao sat in place by himself, taking a sip and drinking a highly poisonous wine.

Drinking, naturally, is not to relieve boredom, drinking, not to enjoy the scenery, drinking, because he is waiting for someone, waiting for the person who came to snatch the golden silk armor.

The treasure is moving, and the human heart is greedy, since he has taken this golden silk armor in his hand, naturally, he will also take over the countless troubles behind.

Suddenly, there was a bang on the inn door!

A man crawled in through the door, and he looked like a ball of meat, with a belly as big as a bulge, his whole body was covered with fat, his whole body was stained with mud, and his hair and beard were even more messy, as if he hadn't bathed in years, and he could smell the sour stench from afar.

He crawled and rolled in, because his two legs had been cut off by Qi Gen, although he was bloated and crippled, his actions were not stupid, his hands pressed, his body rolled, and he arrived at Yang Xiao's table, he saw the burden on the table at a glance, and couldn't help but look up and laugh at the moment: "The snipe and the clam are fighting, the fisherman is profitable, I can't imagine that this treasure is in my hands!"

Yang Xiao said indifferently: "Your Excellency said this, I'm afraid it's a little too early." ”

The strange man looked at Yang Xiao and grinned, revealing a mouth full of yellow teeth, and said: "Not early, not early, not early at all, you should be poisoned at this time, right?" Others thought you were not poisoned, but I knew that you were poisoned, but you were indeed very calm, so everyone else fell for you. ”

"Oh?" Although there was a sound of surprise in his mouth, Yang Xiao did not move. In this world, there are not many things that can make him move, even if he hears from other people's mouths that he has been poisoned, it is no exception.

"But you don't want me to be fooled!" the strange personality laughed: "Of course I know very well, because the poison is from me! You are not poisoned, and I can see that you can fool all the people in the world, but you can't fool me!"

"Really?" Yang Xiao said undeniably: "I really can't see that you are so confident." ”

The strange man snorted, but heard Yang Xiao continue: "There are seven most despicable and shameless people in the rivers and lakes, known as the Seven Wonderful People, these seven people are really male thieves and female prostitutes, shameless people, they can't learn other martial arts well, but they poison incense, steal chickens and dogs, lure and abduct, this kind of kung fu can be regarded as second to none in the rivers and lakes, and they are unique in the world!"

The strange man's eyes widened, and he only heard Yang Xiao continue: "And there is one of the most despicable and shameless people among these seven wonderful people, and he is called Miao Langjun Flower Bee." Yes, his full name is 'Black-Hearted Miaolangjun', this person doesn't learn or know, he doesn't even dare to pick flowers, he only seduces women from good families to cheat money and sex, but when it comes to poisoning kung fu, sometimes even the Five Poisons Bliss Boy is inferior to him. ”

"You guessed my identity?" the strange man finally said in a deep voice.

Yang Xiao smiled and said, "I'm just strange, if someone like you, Your Excellency, can also seduce women from good families, I'm afraid those women are all blind." ”

"You are wrong, not only is the person I seduced not blind, but everyone has beautiful eyes, but if a person is cut off and locked in the cellar, and only eats him a bowl of unsalted lard bibimbap every day, he will be a pan in the first place, and in a few years he will become a ball of meat. Hua Bee pondered for a long time and said with a smile: "Just now Sun Kui told you a story, and now I will tell you one, but my story is much more tortuous and interesting than his........." (to be continued......