"Quiet, the game begins," the Great Elder scolded.

I saw that the sieve full of muscles came on stage, and the bullish biaozi also stepped on the stage.

"Biaozi, I didn't expect you to grow so big after not seeing you for a few years, just now I heard that you also understood the art of sliding dung, which is really gratifying. Sieve chuckled.

"Where, Brother Sieve has followed the patriarch to learn the fart Dafa for so many years, but the young patriarch of the inner decision, how dare my biaozi claim to be big. Biao Zi narrowed his bull's eyes, now that he wants to become the young patriarch, he has to publicly defeat this sieve, show his unparalleled skating skills, and conquer the elder patriarch and the bulls, this skating competition is a good opportunity.

"Ho ho, Biaozi is so modest, I'm going to do it, brother sieve. Sieve sneered.

"Come on, I'm going to see how powerful Brother Sieve's slippery fart Dafa is. Biaozi raised his front hooves, wary of the other party's attack.

"Okay, let's get straight to it. ”

I saw that the sieve had a solemn face, and suddenly stepped out of the hind hooves, and swept at Biaozi.

"It's the Slippery Hoof Dafa, I didn't expect Brother Sieve's Sliding Hoof Dafa to have cultivated to such a perfect level. ”

"Moo, what a quick slippery hoof. ”

Everyone in the audience was surprised.

On the fighting platform, Biao Zi was also surprised, he didn't expect the other party to slip his hooves so quickly, so he hurriedly jumped up, trying to dodge, but one couldn't dodge, and one of his hind legs was slid and almost fell to the ground.

It's so dangerous, Biaozi broke out in a cold sweat, and just now he almost tripped over his slippery hooves and lost the game.

"Brother Sieve is really amazing. Biaozi's face became heavy.

The sieve retracted his hind hooves and chuckled: "It's just a warm-up, Biaozi won't do it." ”

"Hmph!" Biao Zi was hit, and suddenly felt angry.

So he also learned from the other party to perform the sliding hoof method.

"I'm slippery—moo, moo, moo. ”

"I'm slippery—moo, moo"

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Unexpectedly, Biaozi didn't hit the other party even with a few slippery hooves.

The bulls in the audience stared at the bull's eyes in surprise, wondering if they were wrong, is Brother Biao great.

Fat also laughed when he saw this, like, he humiliated me, he met an opponent this time, he deserved it.

Biao Zi saw that a few slippery hooves were dodged by the sieve, and the other party looked at him with a playful face, and the audience was also chattering.

Suddenly annoyed and angry, how could he lose face on this fighting platform.

So he directly pouted his butt and aimed at the other party, wanting to perform the technique of sliding feces.

Damn, he wants to perform the technique of sliding dung, the sieve is shocked, the terrifying reputation of this sliding dung technique is like thunder, he has heard the old cow in the tribe, hundreds of years ago, the cattle prairie was attacked by the army of human monks, just when the Niu Dehua tribe was in danger, a Niu Zhongjun suddenly realized the art of sliding dung, directly a sliding dung dung flooded the human monk army, led the Niu Dehua tribe to repel the human army, recaptured the Niu Niu grassland, and the boy became the upper generation patriarch of the Niu Dehua tribe.

I saw that Biaozi's buttocks aimed at each other began to slowly become bigger and redder and swelled, and there was a loud noise in the stomach.

"What is this doing?" the Great Elder wondered.

The Niu patriarch was surprised: "I have heard this from the patriarch of the previous generation, this is the prelude to the technique of sliding dung, he is accumulating dung, the longer this dung is accumulated, the more powerful this sliding dung technique will be." ”

Then he sighed: "It seems that the sieve is going to lose, the technique of sliding dung is a peerless skill, even if the fart Dafa is powerful, it can't resist it." ”

Seeing Biao Zi using the technique of slippery feces, the sieve was not to be outdone, and he also pouted his butt and aimed at the opposite side, wanting to perform the fart trick and have a hard encounter with Biao Zi.

After waiting for a while, I only heard a cooing sound, but I didn't see the other party's dung, and the sieve was embarrassed to do it first, so I turned my head to look, only to see that Biaozi's buttocks were constantly expanding, and they were about to stick to themselves, so I was shocked again, thinking of the patriarch and his dung.

I didn't have time to think about it, so I was ready to do it first.

At this time, Biaozi also felt that he couldn't hold it anymore, so he also released the technique of sliding dung.

Suddenly, there was a fart sound.

The biao was released at the same time as the sieve.

The hearts of all the cows are mentioned in the throat, who will be better in this case.

Fang Yu is also seen on the hills.

"Bang. ”

It's a showdown between and fart.

With a loud bang, the arena was filled with thick farts, and the dung water was rampant

Many of the cattle and cows that were close to them were splashed, but they did not dislike it, but they became happy, proud of it, stuck out their tongues, and said in surprise: "Look, I have the essence of the art of sliding dung, you come and taste it, maybe it can help us to practice sliding." ”

After a few moments, the fart fog dissipated.

The bulls were able to see the scene on the platform.

Fang Yu's eyes widened at this time.

I saw that Dou was on stage at this moment, and Biaozi pouted his ass and stood.

"Ahh Biaozi couldn't help but scream after releasing it.

Behind him was a mountain of dung, and the sieve was long gone.

The cattle hurriedly came to the stage to pull away the dung mountain.

After a while, the sieve with a constipated expression was dragged out half-dead by several cows, and he spat out feces and mooed miserably: "I don't accept it, I don't accept it, I have to fight again." ”

Seeing this, the Niu patriarch shook his head and sighed, "Take the sieve down to recuperate." ”

"In the first game, the sieve against the biaozi, the biaozi won. The Great Elder then said in a loud voice.

Biaozi smiled, raised his two front hooves, and waved to announce that he was awesome and coaxing.

"Brother Biao is awesome. ”

"The technique of sliding dung is so powerful, Brother Biaozi is mighty. ”

"Biao Zi is brave and martial, and the art of sliding dung is Weizhen Niuniu grassland. ”

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The cows in the audience immediately slapped their farts one after another.

Biaozi was happy and excited when he heard this.

immediately jumped off the platform, hugged Niu Aihua and kissed him fiercely, declaring his bravery.

Fat was stunned when he saw this, his heart was extremely painful, heartbroken, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect this biaozi to be so powerful, the sieve's fart Dafa couldn't kill him, did he really have to watch Aihua being taken away by him like this.

The fat was stunned for a moment, and saw a bamboo tube placed in front of him, it was the Great Elder.

The Great Elder said coldly: "It's you, stand here and don't move, blocking my way, hurry up and smoke." ”

"Ah, me?" Fat came back to his senses, looked at the Great Elder's cold face, and didn't dare to do anything, so he had to stretch out his front hooves, grab a bamboo stick, and hand it to the Great Elder without looking closely.

The Great Elder looked at the bamboo strip and then said, "Next game, fat vs. Biaozi." ”

"What. The bulls were shocked.

Fat also looked surprised, and then it was fear, what are you doing, let me fight against Biaozi, isn't this deliberately letting me lose, deliberately making me abused, thinking of the horror of the slippery feces technique just now, Fat suddenly shuddered.

Hurriedly said: "No, no, no, Great Elder, are you mistaken, deliberately, how can I fight him." ”

"Huh?" The Great Elder looked ugly, this son actually framed him, and then waved the bamboo strip in his hand, and the word "Biaozi" was bright red and bright.

"Do you see it clearly, it's Biaozi who writes it. The Great Elder asked sharply, "Why, you dare to disobey the rules of the skating competition and want to escape?"

Fat shuddered, ran away, ran away from the battle, but was going to be expelled from the Niu Niu grassland, how dare he, but his luck was too bad, he actually drew the bastard of Biaozi as soon as he came on the field, doesn't this make it clear that he wants to be abused in front of Aihua and the cows? Fat suddenly wanted to cry without tears.