"Haha, this scrap still dares to come back. ”

"Isn't this waste dead, and dare to come back. ”

"Waste is waste, fat and ugly. ”

"Phew, garbage, dare to come back. ”

The bulls laughed and cursed.

At this time, Biaozi walked out of the herd.

The cattle were flattering again.

"I heard that Brother Biao had just understood the art of sliding dung. ”

"Yes, yes, I heard that it was also used for this waste. ”

"Brother Biao is really the proud cow of my cattle grassland. ”

"Brother Biao must be the next patriarch, after all, this trick of slippery dung only takes hundreds of years to produce a cow. ”

"Brother Biao, what are you doing there. ”

At this time, Biao Zi held the cow's head high, the cow's nose was facing the fat, and he laughed and said: "Waste, you dare to come back, and you don't look at this forced appearance." ”

"This is my home, why can't I come back. The fat trembled and looked at the bulls and cows with a little fear.

"Hmph, it's okay to come back, just take advantage of today's skating competition, you and Aihua bookmark the divorce. Biaozi bull nose rushed.

"No, I'm going to get married after a few years, we really love each other, I don't quit the marriage, don't even think about it. Fat said excitedly, this biaozi is really too deceitful, and he wants to take away his love flower.

"Hmph, waste, I'll tell you the truth, Niu Aihua is already pregnant with my child, don't think about it, you have to sign this divorce letter if you want to, and you have to sign it if you don't want to. Biao Zi said sharply, saliva sprayed fat face.

When Fat heard that Niu Aihua was pregnant, his eyes suddenly widened, and he trembled and mooed: "Impossible, you lied to people, you lied to people, Aihua loves me, you are lying to me, deliberately luring me to sign a divorce letter." ”

"Ho ho, you still don't believe this waste?" Biao Zi coaxed, and then shouted towards a cave next to him: "Aihua daughter-in-law, come out quickly, that waste still misses you." ”

Fat stared at the entrance of the cave tightly, and saw Niu Aihua slowly walk out.

This is a slender cow, the cow's face is too delicate, Fang Yu was stunned when he was lying on the hill, and he almost thought that he was not mistaken, there was such a beautiful cow.

But when Niu Aihua came out completely, the fat instantly collapsed, because it saw that Niu Aihua had a big belly.

I looked at the smiling Biaozi again, stretched out his hooves and grabbed Aihua.

Fat suddenly collapsed.

"Moo, moo. ”

Fat Whispers incoherently.

After half a ring, he barely stood up, trembling at the fat on his body, and said: "Aihua, what's wrong with you, how did you become like this, tell me it's all fake, he's lying to me, tell me it's all fake, I'm having a nightmare." ”

"That's enough, dead fat pig, don't look at your fat appearance, which cow is willing to marry you, if it weren't for your second elder father forcing me a few months ago, I wouldn't be willing to engage with you, this waste, now that your second elder father is dead, of course I have to seek my own happiness, hum!" Niu Aihua snorted, approaching Biao Zi, and said coquettishly: "Brother Biao, people are so afraid, let this dead fat pig get out." ”

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid of moo. Biao Zi raised his front hooves and comforted: "I'll let this fat pig get out of the way right away." ”

The fat man seemed to hear the thunderbolt at this time, his face was full of despair, and he mooed: "How is it possible, how is it possible, Aihua, are you coerced by it, you still loved me in front of my father a few months ago, why have you suddenly changed now, become so strange." ”

"Biaozi, it's you, you must have forced Aihua, I fought with you. Fat rushed over angrily, wanting to take away the love flower again.

"Poof. Biao Zi sneered, and directly kicked the fat away with a slippery hoof.

Immediately the bull nose roared: "Dead fat pig, shouldn't you still be dead?" Let me tell you the truth, a few months ago, when your dying father gave you an engagement banquet, I took advantage of you to welcome guests in front, so I ran to the back room, and fell in love with Aihua, and then it was pregnant with the baby of this cow. I love each other, it's just that your father didn't die at the time, I didn't dare to publicize it, what's the matter, now that your father is dead, you still think you are the son of the second elder who was so awesome, funny. ”

"Ho, tee. After finishing it, he also made a slippery snot technique at the fat, "Don't get out of here!"

"You-you-moo" Fat suddenly heartbroken, looked at the cows around him with mocking faces, and mooed: "You two adulterers**, you bastards, you are too deceitful, if my father is still alive, it will be your turn to be so arrogant." ”

At this time, the herd suddenly got out of the way, and it was the Great Elder.

"That's enough!" the Great Elder scolded, "What kind of system is the dignified skating competition?" ”

Then he stared at the fat and said coldly: "The second elder is dead, and the clan will remember its contribution to the clan, but this is not a reason for you to be arrogant and unreasonable, it is a fact that you love flowers and don't love you, so don't delay others, hurry up and prepare, and you will go to the stage to test your skating skills and fighting skating methods." ”

Then he looked at Biaozi again, and his tone became euphemistic: "Biaozi, you are also ready to go on stage, why bother talking so much with this fat man." ”

"Okay, I'll prepare. Biao Zi mooed, and squinted his eyes and despised the fat, as if he was in, like, you are still fighting with me?

The fat bull head was silent, and came to the stone platform of the skating competition, surrounded by laughter and ridicule.

"Guess who this fat pig is going to draw and compete with. ”

"It doesn't matter who he draws, he can be beaten anyway. ”

"Hmph, in the past, there was the second elder father to protect him, and he didn't have to go on stage to fight and skate, but now that the second elder is dead, see what he does. ”

"If only I had drawn it, I had just learned hoof skating, and I was waiting to abuse him. ”

"Hmph, even your three-legged cat skating skills can only abuse this kind of waste wood. ”

The laughter around was endless.

Suddenly a drum beat remembered.

Fang Yu saw two oxen beating drums on the ring.

A large, sturdy old cow stepped out of the herd onto the ring.

"When the patriarch arrived, the cattle bowed down. The Great Elder said in a loud voice.

"The patriarch is awesome, and his skating skills are endless. The cattle knelt down and said.

What is this cow slippery group doing, want to laugh to death? Fang Yu lay on the hill, almost not laughing at the funny words of this group of cows.

I saw the bottom of the mountain,

The bull patriarch went to the ring.

"You Niu Niu Grassland, You Niu has to slip the tribe, the skating skills are endless, and the ages are immortal. The cow patriarch raised his front hooves and said in a loud voice.

The cows in the audience also shouted: "You Niu Niu Grassland, You Niu has to slip the tribe, the skating skills are endless, and the ages are immortal." ”

Seeing the cows kneeling, the Niu patriarch nodded with satisfaction, "Okay, now I announce the official start of the 388th Skating Competition of the Niu Niu Grassland Niu De Sliding Tribe, and invite all the Niu Babies to draw lots to compete in skating." ”

The Great Elder took out a wooden barrel, which was full of bamboo sticks, walked up to the oxen, and shouted, "Whoever will be the first to draw." ”

"I'll come first. As soon as he finished speaking, Biaozi walked over, raised his front paws, and smoked a bamboo stick.

The Great Elder looked at the bamboo strips drawn and said loudly: "In the first game, Biaozi vs. Sieve will determine the outcome of the game." ”

"Isn't that the champion of last year's skating competition? ”

"Exciting, the first game is so exciting, a master duel. ”

"This sieve is not simple, but the deep legend patriarch has a big fart, I don't know who is higher than this Biao brother's dung slippery technique. ”

"Nonsense, of course it's Brother Biao, the art of sliding dung, that's a trick for the ages, there are a few cows in ancient and modern times. ”

"That's not necessarily, this Brother Biao has just learned the art of sliding dung, but Brother Sieve has practiced this year's fart slippery method, and it's not certain who will win. ”

At the beginning of the audience, the cows began to chatter and discuss.