Sun Wukong's body turned stiffly, as if he were a statue mounted on a rotating base. But when he turned to face the little old man, he suddenly changed.

"Ah, it turned out to be Brother Jidao. He greeted with a spring breeze on his face. "Uh...... You see, this is my new apprentice. He dragged Wu Ge and pushed him in front of the little old man. "His name is Wu Ge, although his qualifications are poor, but I don't know what adventures he has, and his true qi is stronger than several of our masters. By the way, I still have a female disciple, but my cultivation is still shallow and I can't enter the fairy world, haha, bring it another day, please ask the auspicious immortal to guide me, this is the little Taoist brother, I have also seen it, she is ......"

Wu Ge was a little dumbfounded - he had never seen Sun Wukong speak so fast before, let alone a handjob, a submachine gun, a machine gun, and even the Phalanx close defense system couldn't catch up, as if he didn't want others to speak. And he also has a bad feeling, he feels that Sun Wukong seems to be very afraid of the person in front of him, which makes him a little creepy, because Sun Wukong has always been known for his short temper and not being afraid of heaven and earth.

"Uh...... Ah, this ......"

Sun Wukong was speechless, but he did his best - a full twenty minutes passed.

Ji Shenxian smiled.

"Well, this kid is very good. He approached Wu Ge and looked at it carefully, causing Wu Ge to shudder a few times. However, he soon turned his attention to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong was no better than Wu Ge, he was so nervous that his face was flushed, and he wanted to hide back.

"Fellow Daoist, I think you seem to be a little lacking in true qi, don't you ......?"

"What is that? I, I'm fine...... Don't Lao Ji Immortal Drive. ”

"Daoyou's words are worth saying. I think that the people who cultivate immortals are all family, so there is a saying that they don't work hard. ”

Ji Shenxian smiled and went straight to Sun Wukong's side. Sun Wukong was like seeing a snake and scorpion, and he retreated step by step.

"Uh......"

"Let's sing a song in the next Qing song and adjust it for Taoist friends...... Ahem. ”

Ji Shenxian coughed twice, raised his head, and put on a posture ready to lead the song. It is also strange to say that the two coughs of the Ji Immortal were as pleasant as the cold ice cracking and the first cry of the young phoenix, which made Wu Ge's heart move, as if he was drunk and infatuated, and he couldn't help but settle down and listen quietly.

"Stop!"

Sun Wukong shouted.

Wu Ge glared at Sun Wukong in annoyance - what a killing scene!

"What's the matter? Sun Daoyou thinks the song in the next place is not good?" asked Ji Shenxian in surprise.

"Of course it's good, of course it's good. Merely...... Brother Dao's song is not the best. ”

"Oh?" said Ji Shenxian with great interest, "whose song is better than Zaixia?"

"Uh...... Actually, it's not a person, it's a ...... Box. ”

Ji Shenxian smiled.

"The copper box singing is still not as good as the bottom, or let the ...... the bottom"

"No, not a copper box. Sun Wukong hurriedly interrupted him, and before Lu Xiaoxiao could react, Sun Wukong had already reached out and took out the phone from her.

"Brother Dao, I'm talking about this box. You see, you press here, you press here, you press this key...... Listen, and it's ready to sing. There's more than one song...... If Brother Dao likes it, how about giving it to Brother Dao?"

"Hmm...... This little thing is really interesting, although it doesn't necessarily sing better than me. Daoist friends are so generous, and they teach in their hearts......"

He stopped and looked around—his audience was gone.

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"Woooooooooo......oo People's mobile phones. ”

After the auspicious fairy walked away, the three of them solved the "hidden qi technique" and came out of the woods. Lu Xiaoxiao immediately cried with tears in her eyes.

"Grandpa Sun is bad, take someone's mobile phone...... It was given to someone by my sister. She sobbed aggrievedly.

"Okay, okay, it's not like you don't know how powerful that Ji madman is...... Grandpa will compensate you in the future, right?"

"My one is the latest, can you afford it? Besides, it was given by my junior sister, and it hasn't been used for a few days. Lu Xiaoxiao flattened his mouth, looking at the direction where the auspicious immortal disappeared unwillingly.

"Oh, you little girl...... Grandpa can't afford to lose, it's a big deal that grandpa saved up for a few months......"

“...... How many more months?"

"Uh......"

"Okay Xiaoxiao, I'll also save money with my grandfather and compensate you as soon as possible, right?" Wu Ge also persuaded and explained, Xiaoxiao was thinking about her mobile phone, and she didn't notice for a while that Wu Ge had committed the "disrespectful rule" again.

"Good boy, it's not in vain that the master usually loves you. ”

Sun Wukong praised with a smile.

"By the way, master, why are you so afraid of that person?" Wu Ge couldn't help but ask.

"I'm afraid of him? huh...... Uh, did the master let him understand?"

“...... So who is he?"

"You've been in the fairy world for so long, haven't you heard of the two most terrible things in the fairy world......? It's the song of the god of the temper and the auspicious gods. ”

“...... Whose temper?"

This kid, why doesn't that pot open and mention that pot!

"Whose temper do you care...... You just need to know that the song of the auspicious god can't be heard. Sun Wu roared in the air.

Wu Ge didn't dare to say anything, but he already knew who "that who" was.

"That'...... Why can't Ji Shenxian's song be listened to, is it so hard to listen?" After a while, Wu Ge asked cautiously again.

Sun Wukong sighed and said:

"It's a long story. ”

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It's a long enough story.

The song of the auspicious god is not unpleasant, but ...... Too lethal. This isn't the kind of hyper-expressive pentatonic imperfect you often meet at karaoke. To understand this, we have to start with what a spell is.

Most people think that mantras are just magical words, as if the single thought of "Prajnabo Remi" or "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law" can travel through time and space or cause a torrential rain. This understanding is wrong. Spells, whether they are Eastern or Western magic, are ultimately the practitioner's use of their own qi to influence and manipulate the qi of the outside world. Some spells are simple, but subtle spells often require the caster to first carry out some kind of modulation of their own qi before emitting it outside the body, and this modulation is often achieved through the qi in order in different meridians.

The method of cultivating immortals is generally passed down by word of mouth, and it is rarely written down, and many subtle spells involve too many meridians, which is quite troublesome to record. Later, a genius cultivating immortals stumbled upon the discovery that using the sound of dantian qi can drive qi to run along the meridians, and different vocalizations correspond to different modes of operation, and that the sound when casting spells can make the qi flow smoothly and increase the power of spells (the conclusion of the Western wizarding world is that magic can be increased by 8%-12%). So the genius had the idea of recording the path of the spell in this way. Because this method is simple and easy to implement, and has a certain degree of secrecy, this method has been rapidly popularized.

Don't you believe it? Then you try to make the sound of "boom" with the breath of the dantian and form a continuous vibration in the larynx. Try it, do you feel a feeling of warmth in your back? That's why the Qi Circulation Six Yang Veins are rising...... What, no reaction? That is, the strength of your own aura is too low, and you need to take care of your body.

As for the well-known mantra of "Prajnapo Remi", it is just a small spell to clean your teeth and get rid of bad breath by the way.

Now you can understand why the spells are so mysterious and obscure, because they are not the language used to communicate between people at all, and of course, there is another form of mantra, which is actually a password to open the magic weapon, such as "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law" or "Show up, my baby". Such a spell is not difficult to understand.

So, now we can go back to the god Ji and his songs.