Chapter 47: The Song of Ascension

The immortals don't know much about Ji Shenxian, because this person is used to living in isolation, and everyone only knows that he is about the Three Kingdoms or the Wei and Jin dynasties. This person is definitely a genius, which is recognized by everyone. It's a pity that from ancient times to the present, Tianzhong wizards often have schizophrenic tendencies, and Ji Shenxian has unfortunately fallen into this trap. Of course, the immortals don't understand any modern medical terms such as "schizophrenia", and in their mouths, the auspicious immortals are careless in their cultivation and go mad.

Ji Shenxian is a person with great wisdom and great compassion, and has always taken the enterprise spirit of "Huiren Kidney Treasure" as his own philosophy, and firmly believes that "everyone's good is really good." "After he became an immortal, the main problem he considered was how to purify sentient beings. The mechanism of action of the mantra caused him to think deeply, and he felt that since exhaling and making a sound could guide the true qi to follow his own meridians, then it should also be able to guide the qi of others to follow the meridians. If you can study the corresponding spells, maybe you can "purify the world and all the people become immortals." He was fascinated by this grand idea of his own, and spent his days obsessed with the study of incantations. After a long period of time, Ji Shenxian continued to enrich and refine his theories, and finally developed to the point of "spelling in songs". During that time, the mantra on the lips of the auspicious gods was: "Music is the bridge from the mortal world to the fairy world." -- Think about it, what an exciting scene it was when the chicken dog ascended to heaven.

He did first experiment with kittens and puppies. But let's be honest...... Well, it didn't work very well. He guessed that this was due to the difference in the physiological structure of lower animals and humans, so he began to experiment directly with humans. As a result, the notoriety of the auspicious immortals spread in the fairy world, making the immortals cry bitterly.

Although Ji Shenxian quickly turned from nervous breakdown to depression and then to schizophrenia, one side effect of his great practice is still worth mentioning, that is, the victory of the first (and possibly zeroth) battle for the defense of the earth - at that time, the spaceship of the Aliens sailed into the fairy realm (to be precise, it was incorporated by the immortals) and teleported two Aliens wearing jumpsuits and peculiar transparent helmets to the ground, and they happened to meet the Ji Immortals.

Ji Shenxian is distressed that his ideal pursuit cannot be understood by people, and he can't find anyone to do experiments, and he is naturally overjoyed to see two outsiders. He greeted him, and made a "uh-oh-uh" and a chaotic gesture, which actually made the two outsiders understand that the earthling in front of him was going to sing a song for them.

Originally, the first time they arrived in a strange place made the two outsiders highly nervous, and on the other hand, they couldn't understand what the other party's intentions were, so the two outsiders planned to refuse. But the auspicious fairy couldn't wait to clear his throat, and suddenly reversed the passive situation - the two outsiders quieted down, sat on a big rock and began to listen intently - afterwards, according to the description of the outsider who escaped by chance, it was those two "wonderful coughs" that made them relax their vigilance, not only opened their hearts, but also opened their "ears". ”

In an instant, the high-pitched and piercing highs and heart-wrenching bass (presumably there are also ultrasonic infrasounds) enveloped the two outsiders. The Alien roared in horror and thrashed his helmet desperately. At the end of the song, the one who was near had fallen to the ground. Immortal Ji carefully observed the lump of blood in it through the mask, and then said happily:

"Good. It looks like you've really been reborn. ”

Ji Shenxian smiled and turned to the remaining Aliens, who were running desperately and shouting something repeatedly. Then a white light flashed, and the outsider vanished.

This matter has sparked a long-lasting controversy between Eastern and Western practitioners. Western wizards generally believe that the aliens came to visit the earth for peace, and it was the unreasonable monopoly of the right of contact with the alien civilization and the improper handling of the Oriental Immortals, which caused the Earth to miss the opportunity to contact with the extraterrestrial civilization, and led to the two wars thereafter; These two opposing views, together with a number of other factors, have led to a long-term feud between the Eastern gods and Western wizards, and have also caused the author a lot of trouble when writing this book - whenever I mention the "Earth Defense War", I can't figure out how many times it should be counted, and I have to add a parentheses to explain it.

But no matter what, since then, the auspicious immortals have become more famous in the fairy world, and as soon as the immortals heard his "beautiful coughing sound", they immediately changed their colors and ran away. His singing voice is completely superior to the "Qi Relief Curse". And what makes the gods hate the most is that people singing to you are really "kind," you are embarrassed to fight back, and you have no choice but to escape.

"But, but...... Are there really aliens?" asked Wu Ge in disbelief.

"Uh, what did you say, what newcomer?"

"What kind of outsiders are you talking about?"

"Of course. It's not like you've never seen that iron man from the outsider. ”

“...... But did you really fight them?" Wu Ge still found incredulous.

"Of course, I've fought with them. Xiao Xiao said angrily.

"Hehe, yes, Xiao Nizi has also made a contribution...... But it scared the hell out of your dad at the time. ”

Sun Wukong looked at the little gaze full of love.

"That ......" Wu Ge's mind was confused. He had too many questions to ask, but these questions didn't have any quality, and he didn't stand in line and didn't talk about it, and he was still fighting in his head.

"Will they still come?"

After some fighting, Problem No. 1 finally came to the fore.

"Who knows. ”

Sun Wukong actually shrugged his shoulders quite expressively. Wu Ge was stunned for a while before remembering that Sun Wukong now occasionally watches pirated foreign blockbusters on the Internet.

After a while, he'll probably be able to mix in English words when he speaks. Wu Ge thought to himself.

"But, what if...... What if they come again?"

Problem No. 2 appears to be badly injured and almost crawls out.

"Just come. What's the big deal. Sun Wukong showed the style of "fighting to defeat the Buddha", and said very easily.

"......"

Questions 3 and 4 have reached a compromise and are ready to tie for third. But Wu Ge's voice disagreed, insisting that they come in order. They had no choice but to guess for a long time - this method is civilized, but it is relatively inefficient. The performance in Wu Ge is: the third question he asked for a long time before asking.

"So, is everyone going to go up? uh...... For example, that, I'm ......."

"Are you afraid?" asked Sun Wukong, staring at Wu Ge.

"I ......" Wu Ge blushed, and then, the fourth and fifth questions couldn't wait to squeeze out:

"Did you fight badly? Have you ever died?"

"Nope. ”

"Oh," Wu Ge breathed a sigh of relief, "I think ......"

"Two are missing, and one is a ...... That's right, vegetative people. ”

“...... Immortals can also become vegetative?"

"I don't know if that's right," Sun Wukong scratched his head, "...... Anyway, he has no soul, just like your sister did back then. He's okay, and the other two are estimated to have been wiped out. ”

Wu Ge's face darkened. He never thought that there was such a danger in being an immortal, and he thought that everything would be fine if he became an immortal. Why don't you have to fight aliens? It's outrageous! It's better to get some toad monsters or something, even if it's a thousand years old, and it's ugly, it's an earth creature......

"What are you thinking about?" Sun Wukong roared, "Didn't you want to commit suicide when I called you to apprentice, but now you're scared?"

“...... Did I say scared?" Wu Ge argued unconvinced, but muttered in his heart: These are completely different things, of course it is different from actively seeking death and passively being killed.

"How do you cultivate? Cowering all day long, afraid of wolves and tigers, how can you cultivate to become an immortal?"

"It's just that I'm not as good as me. Lu Xiaoxiao added fuel to the fire on the side.

“...... I didn't say I'm afraid!" Wu Ge said, stiffening his neck.

"That's good. Remember to cultivate well, outsiders are really coming, you have to be the first to go up, and fight for the master, do you know?"

“...... Be. ”

"That's pretty much it...... Okay, the master hasn't been online for the past two days, so I'll accompany you to practice together, and I can supervise and urge you. ”

As the old saying goes: if God closes one door in front of you, he will surely open another door for you. But in Wu Ge's view, God has always looked the other way to him - he always waited for him to walk into the door happily, and then closed the door behind his back, so that he couldn't help but curse in his heart: ", I fell for the foreign devil again." ”

That's how he feels right now!