Chapter 91: Who's Scolding Me
Fortunately, the immortals are very good at self-psychological regulation, and they quickly returned to normal, got together in twos and threes, and began to enjoy this housewarming feast that has never been seen before or after in the fairy world.
However, Wu Ge did not have such a good ability to self-regulate, and he was still trapped in deep self-blame and frustration.
"What's wrong with me?" he asked himself, "Am I really that?" I was okay to say in the Forbidden Forest last time, but this time I was in front of the public! My self-control ability is so poor, and I still cultivate that Sect Immortal? What face do I have to see Lu Ying again......
His self-control ability is really not ordinarily bad, especially after being damaged by a lightning strike. Under the influence of self-blame, his aura began to run disorderly, and soon he felt dizzy and weak. Even he suddenly realized that he couldn't get better after taking control.
Fortunately, a warm big hand was on his Baihui acupoint in time.
"What, isn't it comfortable?" asked Master Qingyun with a smile.
"Uh...... Thank you. ”
Wu Ge glanced at the master gratefully, but the master was helping him to breathe, so he didn't say much.
But between breaths, the master's hand was removed. This kind of small problem is indeed just a gesture for the real immortals.
"It's nothing," said the master with a smile, "and seeing the wise and the wife are both normal qualities of a normal person. ”
Wu Ge was sure that the Master winked at him. The fact that the master would make jokes made him feel quite uncomfortable and made him even more embarrassed.
It seems that the rumors may really be true - obviously, the light-hearted banquet and the appearance of the little phoenix fairy made the master a little overwhelmed.
"Oh yes...... I mean, no. Hmmm......"
"Oh, by the way, I have to congratulate you, you're out of school. The master changed the topic in time and relieved Wu Ge's embarrassment.
These words hooked up the bitterness in Wu Ge's stomach.
"What kind of teacher am I?" he said, stiffening his neck. "It's clear that I'm just looking for an excuse to ignore me - and I said that I would do a ritual, and in the end I was busy. In the end, Master Sun Wukong casually changed a graduation certificate and gave it to me, without even a photo, and disappeared in my hand for ten minutes...... It's a complete fool!"
"I heard you can fly now?"
Once again, the Master turned the conversation to the more peaceful realm.
"Oh, sort of. I haven't figured it out yet...... though."
"You'll understand, won't you? The master led the way through the door, and the practice was personal. In fact, there are not many things that must be taught by a master. ”
"I know that too. But as soon as I got hurt, they ......"
Wu Ge was still a little indignant.
"Look at them," the master pointed to the immortals in the room and continued, "Cultivating immortals is the most important thing to experience and communicate. Letting you become a teacher now is to give you the opportunity to seek advice and communicate with fellow Taoists. If you lose three masters, you will gain more than thirty masters...... Besides, leaving the master doesn't mean that the master won't care about you in the future. ”
"When did they take care of me...... But they might as well just leave it alone. Wu Ge muttered in his heart.
However, the master's words still made him understand.
There was also an instructive conversation going on in the bedroom.
"That little brother is really interesting. ”
Xiao Fengxian covered her mouth and said with a smile. Her face was still flushed.
If Wu Ge made a mistake at this time, maybe Cheng Yingxia would not really think he was a pervert. Because the current little phoenix is both charming and innocent, even Cheng Yingxia is lustful, and she can't wait to go up and hug her face and rub it hard.
The temptation of beautiful women is unbearable even for women.
But she doesn't like to hear what Xiao Fengxian is talking about now.
"What does he mean, big idiot. No ability, no grace, no compassion...... It's horny, it's perverted!" she said almost viciously.
Actually, telepathy is a good thing to explain - it's nothing more than the mutual induction of aura. When an ordinary person thinks about someone, it will have some subtle effects on the aura of the other person, and if the person's aura is strong enough, the mind is concentrated enough, or there is some special opportunity (such as being in the fairy world), this influence will be able to reach the intensity of "perceptible". Although Cheng Yingxia is only an "outside-level" immortal cultivator, her aura strength is obviously higher than that of ordinary people, and her resentment towards Wu Ge is so strong, plus she is in the immortal world and is only separated by a wall from Wu Ge...... The consequence of all of this was that Wu Ge was staring deeply at the immortals in the living room and seriously thinking about the "subtle words" in Master Qingyun's words, and suddenly sneezed several loud sneezes without warning.
Little Phoenix didn't know this, otherwise she would laugh harder and more charmingly.
"But your master seems to want you two to get married. She reclined at the head of the bed, smiling ambiguously and ill-willedly.
"Hmph, who knows what he's crazy about today. How could such a thing be said. Cheng Yingxia said angrily.
"Your master...... It's inexplicable. Xiao Fengxian said, and there was a bit of a lost expression on her face for a while. But she soon regained her mischievous and innocent smile, pouted, and said:
"Hmph, he's a little kid, he doesn't understand anything. ”
"Okay, say bad things about my master!" Cheng Yingxia finally seized the opportunity.
"Who do you say is the little brat?"
She leaned forward and twisted the little phoenix's face. This is not so much to maintain the dignity of the teacher, but to take the opportunity to eat Xiaofengxian's tofu.
"Don't ...... Giggles, Sister Cheng is good or bad. ”
"Wow, ah......h
Lu Xiaoxiao also took advantage of the fire to rob, she jumped on the bed and scratched Xiaofengxian's armpits and waist. The three girls frolicked in bed.
Cheng Yingxia and Lu Xiaoxiao almost broke the breath before they stopped. Xiao Fengxian lay on the bed and gasped for a while, looking not like a cultivated immortal at all, but like a weak official lady.
"Sister Liu's waist is so thin, I don't have such a good-looking waist. Cheng Yingxia sighed, enviously about to make Wu Ge's old mistakes.
Indeed, compared with Xiao Fengxian's willow waist, Cheng Yingxia's small waist is a little inferior.
Xiao Fengxian sat up with a flushed face and panting, puffing up her chest proudly, as if she was deliberately reminding Cheng Yingxia that her advantages were far more than these.
"Then you should hurry up and cultivate. If you are high, you can do it too. ”
Speaking of cultivation, Cheng Yingxia immediately looked sad.
"Master Sun Wukong is thinking about playing every day. She said dissatisfied. "He asked me to spend half the time playing the game, and I was satisfied. ”
"Hmph," a playful smile hung on the little phoenix's lips. "He just spends all his time on you, and you can't cultivate to my level. ”
"Why?" asked Cheng Yingxia unconvinced. "Is my master's level in the immortal realm so bad?"
"It's not a matter of level. No matter how high his level is, he is also a male immortal, and a woman cultivating an immortal has another set of Taoism. ”
"Huh?" Cheng Yingxia's eyes widened.
"Wow, yes, yes. Lu Xiaoxiao also seemed to have suddenly opened her mind. "Senior sister, women's immortal cultivation is different from men's, I learned it from Sister Liu. Don't learn from Grandpa Sun in the future......"
Cheng Yingxia's eyes widened more and more.
"Tiny ...... Then why didn't you tell me earlier?" she said, pouting, almost crying.
"Uh......"
Lu Xiaoxiao rolled his eyes, and immediately had a statement.
"You didn't ask before, how do I know you don't. She said confidently.
It's not just Sun Wukong who only thinks about playing every day, and so does Lu Xiaoxiao. Otherwise, how could Sun Wukong say that Lu Xiaoxiao, a little girl, had a temper with him. And strictly speaking, Cheng Yingxia has to be counted as one. Just playing all day long, Lu Xiaoxiao belongs to the kind of person with a rough brain, it's strange to think about it.
Speaking of which...... Sun Wukong didn't deliberately hide it from Cheng Yingxia, he didn't know that there was a "female immortal cultivation method" in the world. "In fact, no male immortal knew about this, and even Lu Dongbin always thought that his daughter's cultivation was the exercises he had passed on. Speaking of the reason...... From ancient times to the present, women have always had such and such secrets that they do not tell men. Well, that's tradition. Unfortunately, such a tradition also exists in the fairy world. The reason why there are so few female immortals is quite important, because at least half of the female cultivators worship male immortals as teachers. And the male fairy doesn't understand and doesn't know at all...... Speaking of which, it's also a very cup thing.