Chapter Forty-Eight: The Fetish of Beautiful Girls
Sun Wukong only stayed up for a day and a half before he couldn't help but get out of the fairy world. It's a shame to miss out on activities these days, double experience. Besides, there is still so much gas in the dust, so that it will not be impossible to open the door of the fairy world.
But he no longer dared to go dork for days on end, as he had done before. This kind of change is very welcome by Zhang Shengwei and Li Lili - for a long time, they have always been trying to persuade Sun Wukong to take it easy, and the old man who has not eaten, drunk or slept for a few days really makes them a little frightened, after all, Sun Wukong is very old, and they can't stand it if they really have a cerebral hemorrhage in an Internet café.
If they knew how old Sun Wukong was, they would be even more afraid.
Zhang Shengwei has been annoyed recently, and he is eager to communicate with Wu Ge alone.
"Uh, old Gezi......"
He stopped talking, and Wu Ge looked at him inquiringly.
"I mean, your junior sister ......"
"I told you, I can't help, you have to ...... yourself"
"No, it's not. In fact...... We've met twice. ”
"Oh. Wu Ge smiled secretly.
"Women...... Especially beautiful women," he said in a well-read accent, "...... There must be a temper, and it's normal to be rude. As the old saying goes, 'an ugly wife is a treasure,' I think you're a bit of a ......"
Zhang Shengwei looked at Wu Ge suspiciously.
"Nope...... I think your sister is very nice and gentle. ”
"Karma?"
It was Wu Ge's turn to be puzzled.
"Is it gentle? Oh...... So what questions do you have?"
"She, she...... She wanted to do that with me. ”
"That?"
“...... And that, you're not a man, are you?"
Wu Ge looked at Zhang Shengwei in shock. This kid, why is it progressing so fast? He's lustful, but he's not a love saint...... That is, Cheng Yingxia is too lewd? Well, this possibility is greater, think about it, she dared to pick his pants on the street at the beginning. Hey, I knew ...... It's really cheap Zhang Shengwei, this kid, after all, is a rare beauty.
"What's wrong with that...... Isn't that what you want?"
"Of course...... Uh, but she asked me a question. ”
I still have to take the exam before going to chuang? This is really difficult for Zhang Shengwei.
She asked me...... Ask me ......"
"What the hell are you asking...... You're not a man, are you?"
Pure revenge, and a little sour.
She asked me...... Ask me if I have ever given medicine to girls before. ”
"Medicine?" Wu Ge mused.
"Oh, I see. She doesn't want to take pills, she wants you to wear ......"
"Not that...... It is an aphrodisiac. ”
Zhang Shengwei finally said it, looking ashamed.
"Aphrodisiac?"
"Yes. ”
Wu Ge looked at Zhang Shengwei, his eyes rolling. How could she ask such a question?
"That'...... Have you fed it?"
"Just kidding, I, Zhang Shengwei, have always been pickled girls with charm, how can I do that kind of thing!"
Wu Ge turned his head to the side (by charm?ahahahaha...... )
"Uh," Wu Ge turned his face after making sure his expression was back to normal, "That's it." That's it. ”
"Yes, but ...... That's what she wants. ”
Wu Ge?%*―%¥(*・
She said it was exciting. Zhang Shengwei whispered.
"Stimulation?"
Wu Ge asked with wide eyes. How could such a thing happen......? She's only a year younger than him, so how can she ...... Girls are so open these days, and they want this kind of excitement?
"Could it be that I'm old?" Wu Ge couldn't help but ask himself, "Am I just so out of step with the times?"
"Old Gezi ......"
"Huh?"
Wu Ge couldn't help but notice that there was a bit of pity in Zhang Shengwei's tone.
"You say...... Am I getting old?"
"Hiccup...... How could it be?" Wu Ge was startled, "I, we're only twenty years old, how can we ...... It's old. He patted Zhang Shengwei on the shoulder and laughed twice.
"Yes. Zhang Shengwei also laughed, but smiled a little suspiciously.
"This is the ...... What are you going to do?"
"Ahem, do it...... She is not afraid of a woman, what am I afraid of. Zhang Shengwei is bullish again.
"That's that, that's. ”
After Zhang Shengwei left, Wu Ge thought for a long time.
"yes, we're only twenty. But this mental age is a bit uncertain...... Alas, or maybe I've gone through too many tribulations?"
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Such a beautiful junior sister actually let Zhang Shengwei pick up a bargain, which made Wu Ge feel very unhappy. But he didn't bother with this matter for long, because he had Lu Ying in his heart, and he didn't have a good impression of Cheng Yingxia - to be precise, he didn't have a good impression of a beautiful woman at all, unless he wasn't a man - besides, she did it voluntarily, except that he felt a little sorry for Li Lili, Wu Ge felt that there was nothing to blame.
He now has another important matter to worry about, which is the question of aliens and war.
Among Wu Ge's three masters, Jigong is still normal. His hobby is eating, and the advantage of eating this hobby is that a good meal can always make people reminisce for three or two days, and I have never heard of anyone who eats 24 hours a day. Therefore, Jigong not only spends less than the other two immortals, but also spends more time in the immortal world than them, and can generally always be found.
"Uh, what's going on...... No one knows so clearly. ”
Jigong's answer made Wu Ge's heart feel cold.
"You've been fighting people three times, and you don't know anything?" he asked, a little disbelieving.
"Actually, the first two times are not counted, only the last one...... Oh, by the way, you can ask the copper box about this, he probably knows. ”
What is the "copper box" again. ”
"Where does the copper box live?"
"It used to be kept by Master Qingyun, but then it ......"
"Custody? means the copper box is not human?"
“...... I told you it was a copper box. Well, but it's also a person, you can see it...... Go ask Master Qingyun, I'm going to work for the teacher. ”
It is true that there is no distinction between high and low work, and even more so in the eyes of the gods. Jigong has now picked up the rags and picked up the fun, picked up the sense of achievement, and if he doesn't pick up snacks every day, his heart will be empty.
"Okay. Wu Ge said goodbye to Jigong with some doubts. Last time, Master Qingyun didn't seem to want to talk much about this topic, will he easily tell him the answer this time?
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"Hmm, the copper box?"
Master Qingyun didn't seem to want to talk about it, but he only hesitated slightly.
"The copper box is now in Qinhu. He said.
"Qinhu......?"
"Under the water. The master explained succinctly.
"Oh. Wu Ge suddenly realized. He had dispersed his qi in the fairy world twice, and he knew the surface of the fairy world well, but he really didn't know the situation underwater. No wonder he couldn't even remember that there was a copper box there.
Of course, he may not know the situation on the surface. There are at least two places in the fairy world that he couldn't explore clearly when he was dissipating qi, one is the underworld, and the other is ......
"You want to talk to the copper box?"
The master's tone is really like a copper box, and he is a person.
"yes. Something about the Aliens...... Also, what exactly is 'qi,' you also said that the copper box may know ......"
"Then you can go. The master smiled, as if he had made up his mind.
Wu Ge was a little dazed, it was under the water. He was counting on the master to help him pick it up.
“...... Don't you know how to avoid water, then I'll pass you a spell. ”
“...... Thank you, Master. ”
However, Wu Ge originally wanted to refuse, because he was a little afraid of water, especially under the deep water, it was dark and rumbling...... It's scary to think about. But he's having a hard time riding a tiger now. God shut the door behind his back again, leaving him no window.
"But why should he stay underwater?" said Wu Ge, half inquiring, half complaining.
"I dropped him down. ”