274 Whose red belly pocket?

"This ......"

The Jade Emperor looked melancholy, and he didn't know what to say to express his shock, he felt that he, the Lord of the Three Realms, was just joking, and he didn't know what was going on.

"Hey~!"

With a helpless sigh, the Jade Emperor weakly supported his old waist and sat on the throne, and raised his hand to wave it vigorously at Lu Dongbin, he felt that he was thousands of years old in an instant.

Psychologically.

"It's the widow who has wronged you, Lu Qing's family get up. ”

"Your Majesty, take care of your dragon body! If something goes wrong with your body, then we and the Three Realms will all be in chaos!"

Lu Dongbin didn't get up, he still bowed to the ground, and said emotionally that the health of his superiors is the motivation for me to continue working, and then he looked at the Jade Emperor with a worried face, for fear that he would not be able to stand this stimulation, and sat down with his legs stretched out and turned into the world.

The Jade Emperor didn't know about Lu Dongbin's inner worries, he only saw his own Lu Aiqing's true feelings so caring.

The Jade Emperor was very pleased, and his eyes when he looked at Lu Dongbin became more and more softened, and he was already beginning to think about which position was still vacant, and was ready to promote this sensible young man.

Honest people are very pitiful, not only have to support their wives and sons for others, but also have to be made difficult by all kinds of bad people and bosses, and they are miserable.

But honest people with good luck are very terrible, invincible and invincible, often inadvertently with a move, or a sentence that touches the soft corner of the boss's heart, and he is promoted to make a fortune in a daze, marries Bai Fumei, becomes the CEO, and reaches the pinnacle of life.

It's like those romances about a domineering president falling in love with a cleaning girl, a stupid female secretary, and so on.

As long as you are stupid enough, stupid enough, upright and unyielding enough, and lucky enough, you just chase the president with a broom, and splash hot water on the president, and he will be touched in his heart and can't stop falling in love with you.

Of course, only a few were lucky, and most of them were pointed at by the domineering president with a hideous face, and then pointed to the gate and yelled.

Get lost!

Of course, if there are honest people, there must be a matching villain.

Looking at the Jade Emperor looking at Lu Dongbin with a look of appraisal, Li Jing, the old man in Tota, did not change much on his face, but in his heart, he roared the narration that most of the villains in the TV series should have at this time.

"Hmph! He Lu Dongbin usually looks honest, but he turns out to be a sycophant, what a thing, pretending to be quite similar. ”

After the narration, Li Jing also had a little careful thinking in his heart, he felt that since Lu Dongbin had won the favor of the Jade Emperor by saying two words, why couldn't he?

Li Jing: No, I can't lose to him, I have to say a few words, I can do it!

Say what you want.

Li Jing immediately knelt on one knee, with a solemn face, his hands clenched into fists, and began to score points for himself in a caring tone.

"Your Majesty, the affairs of the Three Realms are heavy, you must take care of your health, there are still many important matters related to the life of the Three Realms for you to decide!"

Jade Emperor: (→_→)

I was just compassionate to my health by a subordinate, and I wasn't happy for a while, and I turned around and reminded myself that it was time to work.

The Jade Emperor felt a little uncomfortable, but in order to create an image of a wise and martial emperor, he couldn't get angry, and not only couldn't get angry, but he also had to greet this short-eyed minister with a smile.

"Haha, Li Qing's family has a heart, thank you Li Qing's family for your reminder, after a while, the widow will start to deal with important matters immediately, and never mistake any important thing that is "related to the common people of the Three Realms"!"

As he spoke, the more the Jade Emperor thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, and he couldn't help but start gritting his teeth and saying a word, he felt like a tool man who was urged to work.

Things seemed to be a little different from what he imagined, and Li Jing carefully recalled his "I can do it" just now.

"It's broken!"

Knowing what seemed to be reflected in his words, Li Jing's face was a little anxious, and he waved his hand again and again: "Your Majesty, I didn't mean that, I ......"

"Okay, the kindness of the Li Qing family has already been felt, so there is no need to say anything, let's retreat quickly. ”

"Your Majesty, I'm really not this ......"

"Huh?!"

The Jade Emperor asked in a nasal voice, and the trace of smile forcibly squeezed out of his face was gone, and he looked at Li Jing with a gloomy face, his eyes full of unkindness.

Li Jing was silent, not daring to touch the Jade Emperor's beard at this time, got up and stepped back, and stood back in his own position in the court.

"Wow~~"

Li Jing is still the same Li Jing, which position is it, but the people around him in this position are gone, and Li Jing is disgusted and isolated by the immortals.

Stealing chickens and rice is not a recipe for rice, Li Jing did not dare to anger the Jade Emperor, so he could only count all the fault on Lu Dongbin, who seemed innocent but was actually vicious.

Flying so-and-so: What he thinks Li Jing himself is none of my business.

"Why, what is he Lu Dongbin, what is he, how can he be praised by His Majesty! I am not convinced!

The villain narrator reappeared, and in a place that everyone couldn't see, Li Jing's silent face was full of hideousness when he lowered his head.

"And you group of wall grass that falls with the wind, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the old immortals and poor, now you isolate me, I want you to be unable to climb in the future!"

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"It's coming!"

didn't wait for Li Jing to finish sending the emoji, his eyes on the side were half-open and half-closed, and he didn't care about the struggle in the hall, and he didn't know whether he was awake or asleep, and suddenly snorted, and then his eyes widened...... His eyes were still half-open and half-closed, staring at the mirror in the middle of the hall, without saying a word.

It turned out that Taishang Laojun was not pretending to be deep, his eyes were already so big......

The immortals were shocked, and hurriedly followed Lao Jun to look in the mirror.

I saw that the sky in the mirror was much darker, and Lao Jun's mirror didn't dare to look directly at the Heavenly Dao, so he could only sneak a glance from the side from time to time.

Seeing that the big black face in the thundercloud has been condensed, and the facial features are all black holes, the black hole is deep and seductive, and the immortals are in a trance, and they can't help but want to fall into it.

"Bah, the immortals don't wake up soon!"

Taishang Laojun saw that the souls of the immortals were pulled by the black hole, and a voice containing a trace of great aura suddenly rose up, forcibly pulling the immortals back.

"Puff~Puff!!"

The immortals woke up, their souls were traumatized, and those who did not have enough realm immediately vomited blood and were pale.

A person with high mana like Erlang Zhenjun also had a change in face and suffered a small injury, but he didn't vomit blood.

The power of the Heavenly Dao was terrifying, and the immortals didn't dare to stare at the big face of the Heavenly Dao anymore, so they could only retreat and stare at Zhen Hao and the Heavenly Dao Divine Thunder brewing in the dark clouds.

At this time, the whole city of Hangzhou was covered with dark clouds, as if the end was coming, and the wind swept up the dark clouds, taking away the belly pocket of the little daughter-in-law of unknown families.

Zhen Hao stood tall with his head held high, his eyes staring directly at the big black hole eyes of the big face of the Heavenly Dao in the dark clouds, sometimes sober, sometimes confused, and a little pity.

The confusion is that Zhen Hao's soul is attracted by the black hole, and the sobriety is that the system pours cold water on him from time to time.

It's a pity that it's because this Heavenly Dao's big face is only incidental, and the system doesn't judge him as a means of attack, otherwise...... But it doesn't hurt.

Zhen Hao looked up at the Heavenly Dao Divine Thunder brewing in the dark clouds, and couldn't help but stand on end with his hairs, frightened in his heart, and the feeling of death grew in his heart.

But Zhen Hao didn't panic at all, and even a little impatient, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, this is finally the attack method of the Heavenly Dao.

Zhen Hao: Bless the system dad!

System: Phew, scumbag! At this time, you know to call me Dad, why did you go earlier!

"Boom~!!"

The Heavenly Dao Divine Thunder brewing in the sky exploded, flickering with an extremely dense thunder light, even with a hint of purple thunder.

Niu Erhua and the others couldn't help but be a little nervous, although they had confidence in Zhen Hao, they couldn't help but be a little scared in the face of such a terrifying apocalyptic scene.

Zhong Bai Suzhen, Xiao Qing, and all Xu Xian: This person will definitely die!

Immortals: Shocked! Contains a trace of the beginning of the opening of the heavens - the Heavenly Dao Divine Thunder of Hongmeng Purple Qi, this divine thunder ......

"Crackling~~!"

The Dao of Heaven is worthy of being the Dao of Heaven, just after the brewing was completed, he didn't even hesitate for half a second, and before the immortals could explain how this Heavenly Dao Divine Thunder was so good and powerful, he made a move in an instant, and he wanted to end up with Zhen Hao, the person who leaked the Heavenly Secret.

"Hmph~!"

Zhen Hao trembled in his heart, but he still snorted coldly in his mouth, with a fearless look on his face, without any defense, and embraced the sun with an open mind.

It's closer, it's closer, the Heavenly Dao Divine Thunder is getting closer and closer to Zhen Hao, and the Heavenly Dao Divine Thunder is getting closer and ...... Small?

The immortals were stunned, looking at a dog at the beginning, and the equipment was all dependent on ...... Ahem, the beginning was dozens of meters thick, and the more it fell, the thinner and thinner, and the Heavenly Dao Divine Thunder, which shrank to a thickness of one meter before finishing half of the run, was a little overwhelmed.

"This must be the essence of the Heavenly Dao Divine Thunder!"

There are immortals who speak, and all the immortals are suddenly like ......

The immortals continued to be stunned, looking at the fact that when they were stunned, it turned from one meter to the thickness of a thumb, and the speed was still slow, like the heavenly thunder of the old woman walking.

"This is also the essence of the Heavenly Dao Divine Thunder?"

Some immortals asked, and the immortals were silent, their eyes confused, doubting life.

"Smack~!"

The Heavenly Dao God Thunder Grinding and Chirping finally slashed at Zhen Hao's head, and the power was huge, scorching hundreds of hairs on Zhen Hao's head, emitting a breath of protein burning.

Niu Erhua and his entourage looked suddenly, Zhen Hao was really still the invincible Zhen Hao.

Xu Xian, the white snake, the green snake and the immortals, their expressions were in a trance, and they felt that they were dreaming, and it was an extremely terrifying nightmare that ruined the three views.

"How ..... is invincible How lonely ......"

In a trance, everyone seemed to hear a song "Invincible" lingering around Zhen Hao.

Zhen Hao secretly patted the mobile phone in his trouser pocket, praised his wit, and then stood tall with a smug expression.

The flying so-and-so endured the pain and added a golden sound and light special effect to Zhen Hao, blinding the titanium alloy dog eyes of everyone, immortals, demons and Buddhas peeping in the dark.

A certain golden bald head: Hey, it's infringing!

"That's it?"

Zhen Hao crossed his hands on his hips, mixed with a trace of disdain, raised his head eighty degrees and looked directly at the big face of the Heavenly Dao who was very confused compared to the quietly hanging in the sky, and issued a question that although there were only two words, it pointed out the main purpose and hit the heart.

"You ......"

In a trance, the Great Dao Sanskrit sound spit out from the mouth of Tiandao's big face, and Zhen Hao was excited, looking forward to harvesting this fried chicken-sized leek.

But the way of heaven disappointed Zhen Hao, as soon as he spit out a word, his originally expressionless face instantly turned into horror, and the black hole glanced at Zhen Hao with big eyes, and then disappeared directly, and the weather returned to sunny, cloudless, as if it was really just a nightmare just now.

If it weren't for the red belly pocket that fell not far away.