Chapter 404: The Soul Swap of the Pit Daddy
When Shen Yi woke up, he only felt that his whole body was in severe pain, as if he was about to fall apart, Shen Yi was unconscious after being struck by the heavenly thunder, and after being unconscious, he was swept into the sky again, and accepted the inheritance of the Demon Leader in the whirlpool of the tornado, and vaguely heard the Demon Leader's teachings. Then he fell into a coma, and he didn't know anything.
Now when I woke up, I turned around and looked at the room, and I couldn't help but feel a little strange. He Lan was lying beside him, and He Xiaoyue was lying on the bed not far away. Soon Shen Yi understood that he had nothing to do. And He Lan was also rescued, Shen Yi's nose was sore, he turned around and hugged He Lan and kissed He Lan on the lips.
'He Lan' felt something was wrong, and opened his eyes leisurely, seeing Shen Yi hugging her and kissing her. Ah screamed, and then immediately sat up and clasped his hands in front of his chest, Shen Yi felt a little strange when he saw 'He Lan' so frightened, but he still stretched out his hand and said, "He Lan, what's wrong with you, I'm Shen Yi." ”
As he spoke, Shen Yi was about to hug 'He Lan', but Shen Yi's hand had not yet reached out. 'He Lan' slapped Shen Yi's face, and scolded angrily: "Hooligans, beasts." ”
Shen Yizhang's monk was puzzled, was there something wrong with He Lan's brain? How to pump himself, Shen Yi felt a little angry, rushed over and pressed He Lan under him, lowered his head and kissed her on the lips. Shen Yi is a self-righteous approach, Shen Yi thinks that He Lan must be playing a little temper with himself, as long as he bows his head and kisses, everything will be solved.
In fact, when He Lan was by Shen Yi's side in the past, as long as He Lan was angry, Shen Yi also used this method to solve it, and never quarreled with her. As soon as Shen grabbed 'He Lan's wrist, he lowered his head and kissed her on the lips, his tongue reached into her sandalwood mouth, biting her clove tongue, and his mouth was full of the liquid in He Lan's mouth, which was very sweet.
At this time, 'He Xiaoyue' on the other bed opened his eyes and yawned. Then I saw Shen Yi lying on the bed kissing a woman, and when he saw this scene, 'He Xiaoyue' suddenly felt a fire rising in his chest, and 'He Xiaoyue' immediately jumped out of bed, and before he could put on his shoes, he rushed over and dragged Shen Yi up, and raised his hand to slap him.
Shen Yi was stunned, and was slapped on the left side of his face and the right cheek. What made Shen Yidan even more painful and helpless was that He Xiaoyue hugged Shen Yi all of a sudden, tears flowed out of her eyes, and she said excitedly: "I'm like you, woo." ”
Shen Yi was stopped by 'He Xiaoyue', and he didn't dare to hold He Xiaoyue, but turned his head to look at 'He Lan'. I thought to myself, what the hell is going on with this Nima? Is there something wrong with my brain, or is it that they are funny. I grass, He Lan smokes me, He Xiaoyue hugs me. Are you asking me to play Mother and Daughter Flower Double Fly?
Shen Yi was very angry, and pushed away 'He Xiaoyue' who was holding him, then looked at the two of them and said, "What the hell is going on." ”
'He Xiaoyue''s mood stabilized, and looked at Shen Yi and 'He Lan' lying on the bed, both of them were taken aback, rushed over to each other, and hugged each other's faces back and forth, not only touching their faces, but also touching their bodies. Shen Yi was shocked, and 'He Xiaoyue' said anxiously: "It's over, Mom, how did you become me." ”
He Lan also said anxiously: "Girl, how did you become me." ”
"......" Shen Yi.
Shen Yi is not helpless now, but puzzled. Shen Yi hurriedly brought over two mirrors, and when He Xiaoyue saw himself in the mirror, he immediately cried loudly. And 'He Lan' looked at himself in the mirror, and he was a little happy. Shen Yi scratched his head, looked at the two mothers and daughters very puzzled, and asked tremblingly, "You two...... Which one is He Lan and which one is He Xiaoyue?"
He Xiaoyue rushed over and hugged Shen Yi: "I'm He Lan, I'm He Lan." ”
And He Lan, who was lying on the bed, lowered her head and said with a red face: "I'm Xiaoyue." ”
Suddenly, Shen Yi's view of the world was subverted. She looked at He Lan, who was lying on the bed and was kissed by herself just now, and thought to herself, could this be He Xiaoyue? Damn, what the hell is going on with you mother and daughter. Shen Yi looked at the 'He Xiaoyue' in his arms again, and was suddenly helpless. How did He Lan become He Xiaoyue's appearance? How did He Xiaoyue become He Lan's appearance?
Shen Yiyi felt that his view of the world, family affection, and values had all been subverted. What kind of trouble is this mother and daughter going to make?
Shen Yi hurriedly pushed away He Xiaoyue in his arms, his face a little ugly. Although He Xiaoyue is still beautiful, she is almost fifty women, and she is absolutely incomparable with He Lan. Being held by her, Shen Yi was more or less embarrassed. Shen Yi breathed a long sigh of relief, and asked He Xiaoyue in front of him again: "Are you He Lan?"
He Xiaoyue in front of him had tears in his eyes, nodded and said, "I am really He Lan, I am really He Lan." ”
Shen Yi turned his head and asked He Lan who was lying on the bed again: "Are you He Xiaoyue?"
"Yes. "'He Lan' who was lying on the bed lowered his head and said with a slightly red face.
Shen Yi's head suddenly felt that it was not enough, if it wasn't for them playing with themselves, there would be only one possibility. Their souls were swapped, which is why this is the case. After all, judging from appearance, He Xiaoyue is still He Xiaoyue, He Lan is still He Lan. After all, there is a difference of nearly 20 years between them, and there is still an age gap. No matter how beautiful He Xiaoyue is, it is impossible to surpass He Lan through makeup, this is the trace left by the years on a woman's body. However, at this time, He Xiaoyue looked like a girl. And He Lan's performance is like He Xiaoyue's old age.
This is absolutely impossible to act, even the Oscar winner can't act.
Shen Yi slapped his head on the door, and he had a headache, a very headache.
Could it be that the souls of the two of them have really been exchanged?
Nima, can you please stop playing with me like this. Shen Yi scolded angrily in his heart.
Indeed, this thing hurts anyone who encounters it. Shen Yi suddenly thought of a very zombie joke, saying that his girlfriend and his mother's souls were swapped, and they had to choose a XXOO twenty times to recover. Do you choose a mother with a girlfriend's soul? or a girlfriend with a mother's soul? This is an extremely zombie problem, and now it has been encountered by Shen Yi.
Shen Yi scratched his head in pain and looked at He Lan who was crying like a tearful person. However, Shen Yi couldn't show any pity. After all, He Lan's appearance is He Xiaoyue. Shen Yi is not an appearance association, but Shen Yi is not a zombie association, He Lan has become like this, it looks a little ...... Disgusting!
Shen Yi has always taken He Xiaoyue as an elder, although now He Lan's soul has been changed to He Xiaoyue's body. But Shen Yi still didn't dare to hug He Xiaoyue and kiss him, and Shen Yi's taste was really not that heavy. If He Xiaoyue is in his thirties, then Shen Yi can still consider it. But now He Xiaoyue is in her forties. Once a woman is over forty years old, she can have a few more flowers.
Besides, if Shen Yizhen hugged He Xiaoyue's body and He Lan's soul, although he knew that this was He Lan, if the souls of the two of them were exchanged back. Then Shen Yi saw that He Xiaoyue was not killed by the diaphragm later. After all, if you talk about it, Shen Yi and He Xiaoyue's bodies have kissed, kissed and hugged.
When Shen thought of this, he suddenly felt that his life was hopeless.
The problem of such a zombie has allowed me to encounter it.
No, we must find a way to exchange them back, otherwise we won't be able to live this day.
Shen Yi slapped his thigh one by one and said, "I will definitely find a way to exchange you back." ”
After speaking, Shen Yi stood up and went outside to find Shangguan Ruyun. He Lan and He Xiaoyue both nodded, and after Shen Yi left, He Lan, who was already He Xiaoyue's body, looked at He Xiaoyue, who was sitting on the bed with his body, He Lan suddenly thought of something, and suddenly said vigilantly: "He Xiaoyue, let me tell you, don't seduce Shen Yi, keep me away." ”
He Xiaoyue, who was in He Lan's body, was also angry, glanced at He Lan and said, "Don't use my body to have anything happen to Shen Yi, otherwise how will I see people in the future." ”
He Lan was anxious: "Then don't touch any man with my body, I have a habit of cleanliness." ”
He Xiaoyue snorted coldly, sat on the bed and picked up the mirror to look at it, and said with a nose and eyes: "Daughter, your mother and I feel like we are back to our youth, so let's not change it." ”
He Lan was anxious, and scolded: "He Xiaoyue, are you such a mother." ”
He Xiaoyue chuckled, remembering the domineering when Shen Yi kissed her just now, and laughed back and forth. It all seems to be interesting. He Lan frowned coldly at He Xiaoyue, and he couldn't wait to rush up and tear his body apart, drag He Xiaoyue out of it, and get into it himself. What can I do in the future, if I can't be separated, when I use my mother's body and Shen Yi, Shen Yi will not dislike himself. And my mother seems to like Shen Yi a lot, if my mother is with Shen Yi......
He Lan suddenly didn't dare to think about it anymore, she decided that she must strictly guard her mother in the future and defend the sovereignty of her body.
He Xiaoyue was thinking that if she really couldn't change it in the future. Do you want to play the role of your daughter, and use your daughter's body to comfort Shen Yi from time to time? Otherwise, this man will cheat. Thinking of this, He Xiaoyue immediately turned her head to look at He Lan and said, "Daughter, what if you say that Shen Yi doesn't like you in the future, after all, my mother and I are forty years old, and our appearance is also poor." ”
When He Lan heard this, he was anxious: "No, he must not." ”
He Xiaoyue said earnestly: "I don't know about men, they say they won't, but do you dare to say that he can feel it when he looks at my mother's body?" Besides, my mother, I have always been in a relationship with him as a mother-in-law and son-in-law, you didn't look at his expression just now, and his whole face turned black. ”
He Lan in He Xiaoyue's body was stunned, and He Xiaoyue said seriously: "Why don't you use your mother to comfort your little Shen Yi with your body?"