Chapter 405: He Lan and He Xiaoyue
When He Lan heard He Xiaoyue's words, she immediately panicked and said, "Don't, don't."
He Xiaoyue flattened her mouth and glanced at He Lan with disgust.
He Lan said: "This body is my body, but the consciousness and soul are yours, if you go to comfort him, then it is not equivalent to you and him to do that thing, I don't want you to spoil my body." ”
He Xiaoyue rolled her eyes and said, "Okay, then what do you say, if this can't be exchanged, are you really going to let him be a monk for the rest of your life?"
He Lan's eyes were vague, and his heart was a mess. How can I swap souls with my mother? No, He Lan was shocked, and suddenly remembered that he was swept into the sky by a tornado in Yingtai. It must be because of the tornado that I swapped souls with my mother, and if there was another tornado, would I exchange it with my mother?
Thinking of this, He Lan patted his thigh and said, "There is." ”
He Xiaoyue looked at He Lan with wide eyes: "What's wrong?"
He Lan was excited, and said with a dance: "We were exchanged souls in a tornado, as long as there is another tornado, won't we be able to exchange them back." ”
When He Xiaoyue heard He Lan's idea, she pouted and said, "Daughter, your body is not bad, can't you let my mother play with me for two days, anyway, this body was born by me." ”
"...... I don't have a mother like you. He Lan said angrily.
He Xiaoyue rolled her eyes and said, "Now, I should call you Mom, Ha Luha." ”
He Lan angrily rushed up to fight with He Xiaoyue, but He Xiaoyue covered her mouth and lay on the bed with a big smile: "Oh, Mom, don't fight, Xiaolan knows that it's wrong." ”
He Lan was angry, her mother was too bad for her daughter. I took my body and didn't say anything, but laughed at myself. No, you must defend your body like a way. I can't let my mother come into contact with any man, including Shen Yi.
......
Shen Yi found Shangguan Ruyun and told Shangguan Ruyun about the matter. Shangguan Ruyun was also taken aback, and hurriedly followed Shen Yi to the room. After asking He Lan and He Xiaoyue, Shangguan Ruyun's eyes were vague, and he couldn't say what the reason was. Shangguan Ruyun's eyes purred, and after looking at He Lan and He Xiaoyue for several minutes, he said, "It may be that the tornado caused the deviation of the souls of Aunt and Xiao Lan, causing Aunt Aunt's soul and divine consciousness to be transferred to Xiao Lan's body. ”
He Lan's eyes were full of ardent hope: "Then another tornado, can we exchange our souls again?"
Shangguan Ruyun shook his head and said: "There is a possibility, but the possibility is very small, that tornado was created by the Demon Leader with the power of cultivation, in order to pass on his Demon Heaven Seal to you, you all look down at the magic words on your wrists." ”
Shen Yi and the three of them looked down at their wrists, and sure enough, they found the Demon Heaven Seal on it.
He Lan didn't care about this, and said anxiously: "What about that demon leader now? find him out again, and let her exchange our souls back." ”
Shangguan Ruyun touched his nose helplessly and said, "The Demon Leader is dead." ”
"Dead?" He Lan couldn't believe it, and Shen Yi also felt a little unbelievable.
Shangguan Ruyun said: "After the Demon Kui passed the Demon Heaven Seal to you, he duel with Grandpa Yu Chi, and after defeating Grandpa Yu Chi, he died in Yingtai. ”
"Ahhh ”
He Xiaoyue said happily: "Daughter, my mother's health is not bad, don't dislike it." ”
He Lan glanced at He Xiaoyue with disgust: "Shut up." ”
She couldn't help but be anxious and angry, but this matter really hit her too hard. I got dozens of years old in a daze and became my mother. What woman can accept it? Not to mention women, even men can't accept it. Shen Yi looked at He Lan's appearance, and his heart was dripping blood. It was not easy to rescue He Lan, but it turned out to be like this.
Shen Yi pulled Shangguan Ruyun out of the door and asked Shangguan Ruyun in a low voice: "How many percent of them may be exchanged?"
Shangguan Ruyun said with certainty: "100% can be exchanged." ”
Shen Yi frowned, knowing that Shangguan Ruyun still had something to say.
"But they must be allowed to practice, as long as they have cultivated to the out-of-body realm, they can use their souls to change their bodies out of the body at will. ”
Hearing this, Shen Yi knew that the Dao was finished.
Out-of-body.
Damn, don't make a fuss. It's so difficult to cultivate on your own until you build a foundation. What kind of life will you get when you practice until you get out of your body? Shen Yi hesitated and said: "Is there a way to be faster, cultivation is the most difficult thing, whether it is demon cultivation or cultivation, it is not easy to cultivate out of the body." ”
Shangguan Ruyun told Shen Yi very helplessly: "I don't know if there is any way to exchange people's souls in Lu Dao, and now Grandpa Wei Chi is in retreat, and he may be able to find some way when he gets out." ”
"This ......" Shen Yi sighed, and he was not embarrassed by Shangguan Ruyun. This matter is really a headache, looking at He Lan who has become He Xiaoyue. Shen Yi took a deep breath and walked up and said, "Xiaolan, aunt, don't make any noise, let's eat and rest first, and wait until we find a way to exchange your body back." ”
When he called Aunt He Xiaoyue, who had He Lan's body, Shen Yi was really unspeakable.
Two months ago, I still hugged this body to sleep every night, rolled the sheets with her, kissed this body, and put my little friend in this body to do negative distance contact. But now...... but you have to call your aunt. Grass, the most zombie thing is that my mother and girlfriend swap souls.
He Xiaoyue heard Shen Yi call her aunt, and chuckled: "Shen Yi don't call me aunt, I look the same age as you now, call me Xiaoyue, hehehe." ”
After speaking, He Xiaoyue twisted He Lan's waist and went out.
The angry He Lanfen clenched his fists in his hands and glared at her back angrily.
Shen Yi stepped forward and grabbed He Lan's hand and said, "Okay, your mother is finally young, so she will be happy." ”
He Lan turned around, Shen Yi saw He Xiaoyue's face, sighed faintly in his heart, and said in his heart: "I really can't adapt to it at this time, I don't know what to call He Lan." ”
He Lan's eyes were full of tears, but Shen Yi couldn't show a trace of pity. After all, this is He Xiaoyue's face, and there are crow's feet in the corners of her eyes. He Lan burst into tears, got into Shen Yi's arms, hugged Shen Yi and said loudly, "Do you dislike me?" ”
Shen Yi dared to say yes. In fact, Shen Yi didn't dislike He Lan, but felt a diaphragm in his heart. To be honest, although He Xiaoyue is in her forties, she is still a beauty. It was the feeling of a ripe and glamorous woman, and when Shen Yi saw He Xiaoyue, he was also moved. But after all, it was He Lan's mother, and Shen Yi didn't have any bad intentions.
But now, holding He Xiaoyue in his arms, Shen Yi felt that he was hugging the wrong person.
Shen Yi hurriedly said: "I don't dislike you, but I can't accept it for a while." ”
Shen Yi pushed He Lan away, looked at He Lan with tears on his face, and took a closer look, it turned out that He Xiaoyue's skin was still good. Although the skin is not as fair and smooth as how blue, due to proper maintenance, it is only slightly inferior to Dolly's skin. Shen Yi told himself in his heart that now this is He Lan, this is He Lan, this is He Lan. It's not He Xiaoyue, it's not my mother-in-law.
After such a hint in his heart, Shen Yi said to He Lan affectionately: "Xiaolan, don't cry, I really don't dislike you, I will accept you after two days, and then help you change your body." ”
He Lan nodded, sobbed, picked up a tissue to wipe her tears, and went to wash her face again, feeling better. When Shen Yi took her to the kitchen for breakfast, He Xiaoyue was eating with xiaolongbao, He Lanqi walked up with a humming and picked up a xiaolongbao to fill his mouth.
......
At this time, at the breakfast table at Xuan Shirong's house, the atmosphere was very strange. All the people sat there and didn't dare to speak, Xuan Shirong sat at the top, his eyes were scarlet, it was the result of not sleeping all night last night. He looked at the table full of food, not moving. His heart was dripping with blood.
The Yingtai Demon Leader died unexpectedly, causing serious damage to the Yingtai building and its outbuildings. But the most serious damage is still the Sique family, because of the death of the old devil, the future of the Sique family is uncertain. Cutting off people's financial means is equivalent to killing their parents, and how much benefit does the Sique family get from the task of guarding the demon leader every year. But now that the demon leader is dead, these four families have directly lost their tasks, and these benefits have all come to naught.
Didn't he offend all four families?
What made Xuan Shirong resentful the most was that he had spent such a big price, and Shen Yi had not died.
Wait a minute, he will go to the sea to report the situation of Yingtai to his master, and this time the loss may be very huge. I'm afraid he will have to bear all this. Xuan Shirong coughed lightly, and the second aunt Taifang Xiaoli hurriedly brought breakfast to him and said, "Shirong, eat a little." ”
Xuan Shirong ate two xiaolongbao and drank a bowl of tofu brain.
Halfway through the tofu brain, Xuan Shirong suddenly found a fly in the bowl. It's summer season, and it's inevitable that there will be a lot of flies. But this time, Xuan Shirong, who had been forbearing, couldn't help it at all. He grabbed the chef who was preparing breakfast next to him, slapped him, punched and kicked the chef violently. Only then did he feel relieved and ordered the cook to eat the flies.
After the order, Xuan Shirong left the house and went to see the leader.
......
The cook was beaten violently and hid in the house to apply the medicine. He knew that this time he hit the muzzle of the gun, but fortunately, Xuan Shirong was a piece of garbage, and he couldn't hurt him if he hit him so hard. The chef took off his shirt to reveal the scars on his body, and at this time there was a knock on the door, and the chef went over to open the door, and it turned out to be the third aunt. The third aunt held a bottle of safflower oil in her hand and said, "I'll bring you medicine." ”
The chef looked at the third aunt's pretty little face, and threw the third aunt directly into the bed with a fierce hug......
And the second aunt Taifang Xiaoli received a call from the Rich Ladies Club at this time, saying that a group of new African cowherds had arrived today, and each of them had a bird as thick as a baby's arm. Fang Xiaoli's heart rippled when she heard it, and she immediately drove over.
Just when Xuan Shirong's two wives were all being molested, Xuan Shirong stood at the door of an office, where he was arranged to wait for the leader to handle official business. When he received this notice, his heart was cold. Usually he wants to see the leader, it's a matter of notice, but today......
Xuan Shirong waited outside the door for two hours before the leader saw him.
After the meeting, the leader did not scold him, and directly handed him a document. Then he asked, "Is there a problem?"
Xuan Shirong looked at the document, and there were some compensation clauses on it.
Compensate for the loss of building maintenance in Yingtai, the damage loss around Yingtai, and the loss of Yingtai Lake. and the settling expenses of the Sique family, etc. The amount of money that came out of the last was staggering. But in the face of the leader's very serious question, Xuan Shirong could only shake his head and said helplessly: "No." ”
The leader lowered his head and continued to work, and said casually: "Then let's go out of the way, and turn around and hand over the loss to the finance department." ”
Xuan Shirong sighed and left the leader's office.
......
The matter of the Heavenly Demon War had indeed spread throughout the cultivation realm, and all the people admired Wei Chixing. And Shen Yi finally learned the identity of the demon leader, the demon leader is the big devil who cultivated the demon heart, and the world was in turmoil during the Ming Dynasty, and then he locked himself under Yingtai, which led to Yingtai, and Sique was established after the establishment of the Qing government.
Shen Yi also wondered why the Demon Boss chose He Lan and the three of them as the heirs of the Demon Heavenly Seal, but after thinking about it for two days, there was no result. Moreover, Shen Yi also has the three thousand Mahayana marks on his body, which represent the righteous path, so wouldn't these two marks be in conflict? After all, one is good and the other is evil.
The result was the same as the former, nothing at all.
However, the matter between He Lan and He Xiaoyue caused Shen Yi a headache, and if the two of them did not change their bodies for a day, they would not live in peace for a day.
But Shen Yi really couldn't find any way to exchange the souls of the two of them back, Shen Yi could only hope that there would be some way after Old Man Yu Chi came out of retreat.