In the first and third and second rounds, Kong almost said that the right virtuous king Erjun was drunk and asked the stupid Hun Ye king
The heroes of the world are like surging waves, who is the number of embankments and dam breaks? I don't see the vicissitudes of life, and the mountains and seas have no trace to look at the evening breeze.
The sneer on the faces of King Youxian and the others did not make Kong almost feel embarrassed, he looked at everyone indifferently and laughed, and only then looked at King Youxian when everyone stopped laughing. King Youxian couldn't help but laugh and asked, "Which of the two and a half heroes is the gentleman mentioned? Can you let us also see the forage of our Yidi people!"
One laughed and said, "I got it! I got it!"
Prince Jianmang smiled and asked, "What do you know?"
The man was a long, slender man with a majestic appearance, his eyes narrowed, and it was almost the first time he had seen him. He smiled: "The two and a half heroes that Mr. Kong said, one is Mr. Kong himself. Mr. Kong can be regarded as a survival succession, in the Northeast Yi and Shan Yuting mentioned it is known to everyone, no one knows, of course he is a big hero! Another one, it must be their Han angel, Zhang Qian has been among the Huns for more than ten years, he can drink ice and snow, and he will not stop his own will, and it is also touching to say it! That half, I am confused. Is it the Son of Han Tianzi, or is it my Xiongnu Da Dan Yu? If we say that the Han Tianzi is only half a hero, it seems a little unreasonable, and it is also a little bit of a deception! If we say that Da Dan Yu, it is possible. Sir, am I saying yes or no?"
The crowd burst into laughter and shouted, "Yes, yes, of course, these two are great heroes." Just compare Han Tianzi with Da Shan Yu, he can be called a big hero!"
Kong almost saw that everyone was laughing, and he didn't care, still looking at everyone. Wait until they've laughed enough. Only then did he arch his hand and said: "There was a lot of rudeness just now." I didn't ask this gentleman for his name, and I gave a salute!"
The man didn't seem to dare to despise him, so he hurriedly returned the salute and said, "How dare you! The kid lives in a secluded corner, and Mr. Xiang doesn't know where he is. ”
I heard a friend say that the prince alone defeated the strong men of the 36 kingdoms of the Western Fan, and walked alone between the quicksand and the Hanhai! However, what Ling Zai admires the most is not these two things, and I heard that it is the righteousness of the prince. When the Xiongnu army wanted to slaughter the rebels in the 36 countries, it was the prince who affirmed his righteousness and stopped the slaughter, so that the subjects of the 36 countries could have vitality! This is what the world's first-class heroes did!"
He Bajin and Youxian Wang didn't expect him to know so clearly, although they already knew his extraordinary, they were still surprised. He Bajin arched his hand and said: "That's not the power of Xiao Wang alone, but the kindness of my Da Dan Yu, my Da Dan Yu was born with kindness and good life, so I can listen to Xiao Wang's advice." Left behind the countries of Spain. Where can you be called a hero!" Having said that, he still had a smug look on his face. After all, it is an honor for the people here to be able to get Kong's almost praise and evaluation, not to mention, few people know that he gave Da Dan Yu Jianyi. He Bajin was secretly surprised, is this person really omniscient?
The man who spoke in secret spoke again at this time: "You haven't said who is the hero in your heart. It's not like the king said!"
"Of course not. How can a boy dare to boast of a hero? He has no power to restrain a chicken, he can't write a word, he can't do martial arts, he wanders everywhere, he just doesn't die if he gets lucky, where does he dare to wrestle with the heroes and heroes of the world, and what are the strengths and weaknesses of the competition! It's just that today, in front of the prince of Youxian, I heard what you said, and I dared to say it, and when it comes to the heroes of the world, I have made a lot of comments, and it is also a low-end character like me who has been addicted to it, and I feel a sense of injustice in my heart. As for what heroes and heroes are talking about, as I just said, I can't even be called a hero by the overlord of Chu, and I'm just a person who is in the mix, so I don't dare to be delusional! The two and a half heroes I'm talking about, one is alive and the other is dead, and what about the other half, it's luck! I don't know if you think so?"
"Huh?" cried out in disapproval, "what do you mean by that?
King Youxian stared at him, his eyes were not instantaneous, full of doubts, he had been obscure all these years, and he didn't dare to be too public, for fear of provoking Da Shan Yu's suspicions, so he didn't expect anyone to regard him as a hero in the world, but deep down, he still felt that he should be able to count a share, at least he had a place behind Han Tianzi and Da Shan Yu. What? This guy really doesn't take him seriously? "What do you mean?
"Han Tianzi, there is also Da Shan Yu, don't talk about those two families, that is, everyone here, life and death, and who can stop it? You can naturally be called a hero, a big hero! It's just that when you think about it, you were just born in the Wang family at the right time, and you have the supreme power now, if you are like you, but you were born in a small people's family, and you happen to encounter unexpected troubles, will you also be like below? At that time, who will dare to call himself a hero, and who will dare to call himself a hero?"
Everyone was silent, Prince Wudan is Mingjian, not long ago, he was still the prince of Dadan Yu who was above 10,000 people under one person in the prairie, and suddenly he was in the rivers and lakes, and I heard that he had already died! Hero? He was a first-class hero on the grassland at the beginning, with extraordinary bravery, hating the sky without pillars, hating the earth without rings, and looking at everything in the world, not to mention ordinary people, that is, the right Xian Wang, the Zuo Xian Wang and other his fathers, and all kinds of princes from all over the world, which one is in his eyes? However, in an instant, he was like a wind and smoke coming and going without a trace on the right, and there was no trace! Who still regarded him as a hero!
"In this way, there are no heroes in the world? What do you mean by life and death?"
For example, if the cow and horse in the prince's circle are about to be born, can the prince not let them live? For example, the old horse in the prince's circle is old and weak, and suddenly falls down and cannot afford it, and which one has the strength to bring it back to life and let it continue to gallop?" Everyone shook their heads, "No one can do it." This is the limit of life. What you said is a bit mysterious, let you talk about the heroes and heroes of the world, how did you get to the heavens and the earth?"
"Okay, I'll talk about the world. Don't talk about what is far, just talk about what is near. The children and grandchildren of the former Da Shan Yu. Do you know how many people still have zài?"
As soon as this remark came out. King Youxian's face changed drastically. Everyone also gasped, this is a scar on the grassland nowadays, and it can't be mentioned, but they listened. I couldn't help but think in my heart, "Yes! Dadan returned to heaven last year, and his unbeatable descendants, who were nobles in the sky, why can't they suddenly hear about it now? Where did they go? Some of them died. Like Wu Dan and Liu Hujin, everyone can still think of it from time to time, what about others?"
The man in the dark asked coldly, "You know again?"
"I happen to know a little bit below. The descendants of the great single Yu who returned to heaven, hey! Now there are only three people left! Sad! Sad! Pitiful!"
The group changed color again, this time with a look of disbelief. Even the man in the shadows shouted: "Nonsense! Although you have great magical powers (he now admits that Kong is almost powerful), how can you know the whereabouts of Da Shan Yu's descendants? And you know so clearly? Do you know how many women Da Shan Yu has been lucky with? Do you know how many Da Shan Yu's bones and blood were originally there?"
"Your Excellency seems to be clear, but your Excellency will tell me how much blood and bones Da Dan Yu has. ”
The man shouted, "I? I didn't say I knew!" I, I'm just an outcast outsider, how could I know Da Shan Yu's secrets!" He accidentally revealed his identity, and it turned out that he was also an outsider. So is he also a Han man? Otherwise, why is he hiding aside and not daring to see people? Kong almost secretly sneered.
"I said that Da Danyu only had three descendants left. There's a reason for me. Da Dan is gifted, and he has been fortunate to countless women in his life, but in recent years, there are no new women around him! Therefore, the woman he is fortunate to be is not a secret, and it cannot be called a secret of the heavenly family! Therefore, Your Excellency does not need to be afraid of causing a murderous disaster. Although the grassland is not like the Han Court, there are historians everywhere the Son of Heaven goes, but it is not casual. Isn't it, Lord Wang?" said to Youxian.
Of course, King Youxian knew that after they took the opportunity to learn from the Han Court, especially for the blood and bones of the Heavenly Family, they took it very seriously, and they didn't dare to be sloppy in the slightest. Big single Yu, each prince, Although there are countless women around the prince, they themselves are still searching around, sometimes the women who send troops to fight and plunder can be lucky at any time, but some in order not to let them mess up the order of the heavenly family, they are killed after the luck, few people can survive, especially those who are taken captive, often very miserable death, after being humiliated by the princes, the prince casually threw them to his samurai, the samurai were humiliated again, at this time, they almost only had one breath left, fortunately they were able to be killed on the spot by the sword, fed the lion and tiger in the prince's tent, and some were hungry and coldIn fear, they starved to death, were killed by horses, and were eaten by wild beasts! It is almost impossible for these people to leave their own flesh and bones. The only one who can leave Da Shan Yu's flesh and blood can only be the women in the palace, and Da Shan Yu is also like the Han court in the palace, there are a few Han people who serve, and they follow to record what Da Shan Yu did. Although some Da Shan Yu don't know what he remembers, like Mao Dun Shan Yu, but in the future, Shan Yu, especially the just deceased Da Shan Yu's military ministers, his own mother is the Han princess Liu Yao, Princess Liu Yao herself is extremely knowledgeable, and he has collected a lot of Han literati who fled to the Xiongnu to raise the military ministers together. Therefore, in terms of learning, the military minister Da Shan Yu can also be regarded as knowledgeable, and he himself is also very interested in the rules and regulations of the Han court, and he is humble to learn, and he is very envious of the regulations in the womb of the Han Dynasty. So, his children and grandchildren, someone must have written it down. However, these are all Da Dan's own secrets, and even his own brothers, King Zuo Xian and King Youxian, don't know about it, and they don't dare to find out. If Kong almost knew this, King Youxian was also puzzled in his heart.
"The princes of Da Dan Yu are fortunate enough to grow up, a total of seven. Everyone knows this. However, they are all dead. It was Dan Yan, Liu Hujin, and Wu Dan who died last winter and this spring. One died of illness the year before last, and one died in battle last year. There are two more, these two, one was scared to death when Yi Pheasant entered Shan Yuting, and the other was killed by Yi Pheasant when he wanted to escape. Therefore, the sons of Da Dan Yu are not alive. I'm talking about adults. and nine were without adulthood, and the number of sons recorded in Tadanyu was sixteen. Then there are five people who died shortly after birth, and did not live past the age of three. There are four more. It's seven or eight years old. He died of illness. Am I talking about that?" Nod yes.
"Da Shan Yu's grandchildren, before Yi Pheasant Evil Shan Yu entered the court, there were a total of nineteen. Wu Dan has three children, Liu Hujin has two, and Dan Yan is not very old and has a son. It's a pity that when Yi Pheasant entered the court. Only Udan's three children escaped from Shan Yuting. ……”
"I see, you said there are still three people left in the world, are they the three of them?" said the archwizard.
Kong almost shook his head: "It's a pity that the three children of Wudan, who refused to believe it, have all returned to heaven! One of them was frightened all the way, running around and tiring, and they were not satisfied with the water and soil of the Han land, and they all followed the prince of Wudan all the way back to heaven. ”
"Then, how can there still be people alive?" King Youxian was also curious, he was surprised by what happened to them in Wudan. It was originally schadenfreude, but then it developed so badly. But it made him feel sad that something hurt him, and the rabbit died and the fox died! Now that he heard that someone could survive, he felt the excitement of thanking God in his heart.
This cannot but be said to be the wisdom of Da Shan Yu. Da Shan Yu had a premonition many years ago that there might be today's ending, but he couldn't and didn't have the energy to reverse today's chaos. However, he can leave the blood of the faction for himself. ”
"Are you saying that he has long seen that Udan, they are unreliable? How is it possible?" Jianmang can't believe it, if that's the case, wouldn't life be too terrible! Udan is not only fratricidal, but also suspicious between father and son, pushing himself and others, and ...... in his own family. He didn't dare to think about it anymore, he only felt that his back was cold, and he peeked at his father, and King Youxian was also thoughtful.
"Well, that's what I'm talking about as half a hero. Even if you are a great hero who stands up to the heavens and the earth, you will not be able to escape life and death; no matter if you are a handsome man who is in the limelight, you will be powerless if your luck is not good! Han Xin was humiliated in his crotch, and the overlord killed himself in Wujiang, all of which were in decline in fortune and had no choice but to do so! Dadan is a great man who participates in the creation of the world, and he can change the heavens and the earth in Dadan, and those who love him will make him live, and those who hate him will die. It was when he was at his best, no, even when he was in the limelight, he could only make others so. He still can't do anything about some people, for example, his own children and grandchildren! Even if he finds out that they are killing each other, he can't cut them off! So, he can only find another way. He pretended to be crazy and pretended to be an idiot, as if he had become a waste!" glanced at King Youxian intentionally or unintentionally, and King Youxian knew that he was sneering at himself, and he didn't think he was angry. "Where are those children now?"
Kong almost shook his head, and King Youxian immediately stopped asking, he knew that Kong would not say it, and after saying it, maybe the only three remaining children would also be remembered.
"Why did you suddenly tell this big secret? Aren't you afraid that Yi Pheasant will hunt you down?" asked He Bajin.
Kong almost looked at him deeply, "What do you think?"
He Bajin asked, he felt that he should not have such a question, with his wisdom, to ask such an unbearable question, it was also his last resort, the right sage king could not ask, he should not know anything, the prince of Jianmang could not ask, so as not to arouse suspicion, the great wizard would not ask, these fights and killings, he had long stayed out of the matter, the person who hid in the secret would not ask, this was not what he should have worried about. Then, it is only appropriate for him to ask. He sneered, "I don't think you have anything to ask us for." ”
Kong almost smiled: "It's not about who asks whom." I have already said that the three princes of Udan, who were not adapted to the soil and water, died in the land of Han. Da Dan has only a few points of blood and bones, and he is still in crisis. Lord Wang, I think the Han envoy, you still hold your noble hand high. ”
King Youxian nodded, "Lord Han Envoy, I had no intention of embarrassing it. We are also old acquaintances, I admire and respect the people very much, this time because of the war between the two countries, I will not fight with him. Please also ask Your Excellency to pay homage to the Han envoy and confess for me! If the lord has any needs, just say it, if you can do it, Xiao Wang will definitely do it for the Han envoy. ”
"The king is serious! Prince Jianmang has given us great help along the way, and we adults and subordinates are very grateful! We really need some food, water, and some livestock. ”
Zhang Qian and the others saw that Kong had not come back for nearly half a day, and they did not know what had happened, so they all became restless; when they saw the daughter, mother and son, they were all right, without the slightest expression of anxiety, just napping around the tiger. It's Nahan again. Again, for the hole is almost worthless.
Erjun was drunk and wandered around alone. The Hun warriors who were watching didn't dare to pay attention to him, and they also let him out of their camp when they saw that he was only one person. He looked at everything and felt fresh, he had been in the mountains alone for a long time, and these days he followed Zhang Qian and others, and he was in a hurry, and he had not relaxed, but now there were green mountains in front of him. The water is quiet, the pasture is abundant, the cattle and sheep are everywhere, the shepherds sing low, high, beautiful, and majestic pastoral songs, and the women and children are busy and playing around the tent. There is no sign of impending disaster. I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, I don't know what life is, I have today, I thought I was going to die in the mountains, and I didn't want to be able to re-enter the crowd!
He was lamenting the impermanence of life, but he heard someone whispering. Now his ears were so good that he could hear the heartbeat of any one person among the thousands, let alone someone not far away. One man said, "This Han army has been less than three days away from here! We will destroy the race!"
Another said, "It's okay. Don't panic, the Han army can't get here. ”
"Why do you say that? It's not a top secret place. We can graze here, and the Han army can naturally find it!"
"Heaven must not be divulged. Rest assured, strengthen vigilance and send more scouts. ”
The man agreed. Er Jundrunk heard the people who had not left standing there pacing back and forth, obviously still extremely anxious in his heart, by no means as calm and calm as he had just comforted his companions. Er Junzui suddenly had a thought in his heart: Why is this person so sure that the Han army can't find this place? Does he have other intentions? Who is he from the Right Sage King? With an idea, he wants to see this person and judge his feelings. He quietly turned to the man's position, stared in, and was surprised to see no one!
This astonishing discovery immediately aroused his deep interest, and he had only felt a little curious, but now his curiosity had increased greatly, and he wanted to find this person thoroughly, and see what kind of person could treat tens of thousands of Han troops as nothing! He could still come and go as he pleases in front of his extremely sensitive senses! He stood quietly on the spot, feeling the white clouds flying above his head, four children running by, three girls, one boy, and six lambs, a ram, and five ewes. A lame donkey walked slowly, and two camels staggered away with heavy loads. The smell of goat's milk, as well as the vigor of mare's milk wine, penetrated into the nose, and cow dung, horse dung, and camel dung fluttered in the wind. Erjun drunk and ignored it, he kept looking for that person. A crisp cry came, a woman shouted loudly and piercingly, the sound of a slap on her body, the child's cry became louder, and someone whispered. Er Jundrunk smiled slightly and walked in the direction of the sound.
It was a group of tents, consisting of three or four hundred tents, one color of silver and white, and from a distance, it looked like a white lotus blooming between heaven and earth, and it was very beautiful. Er Jun drunk while enjoying the beautiful scenery while walking towards this large camp. Several samurai-like men slowly approached him, already feeling the tightness of their muscles, and his hands gripped the handles of their swords. He stood still, smiling as he watched the approaching samurai. A man with only one eye stared at him with a fierce look and shouted, "Who is not afraid of death? What are you doing here?" Is it a spy of the Han army?"
"Oh, I'll just take a look and we'll be here. I'm a guest of King Youxian. ”
Several people discussed a few words in a low voice, thinking that Er Jun couldn't hear it, but he heard every word clearly. One of the people who lost half of his ear said: "I heard that the prince of Youxian has returned, and he has brought a lot of prisoners. ”
One of them, with only a few thin hairs on the top of his head, said with a shiny face: "I haven't heard that this is a captive! It seems that it is really a guest, and there are many Western people, not only Han Chinese!"
"This guy is in that group of people? There are iron officials in that group of people, and there are also Ma Wangye, all of whom can't be provoked! Look at his appearance, is he the legendary Ma Wangye?" said a scorched bearded man. Several strong men muttered non-stop, and their eyes kept shaking on him.
Er Jun laughed drunkenly and said: "A few big brothers, maybe I am still a friend of your prince, you are so hesitant, do you princes know? If you offend me, I will say a word to your prince, and your head will ......."
One eye blinked the only one that was left, and suddenly a smile on his face was full of smiles, and he said, "Look at what your old man said! He spoke. But his fingers are behind his back. Er Jun was drunk, although he didn't know what he was referring to. But he knew that he did not have a good heart. One eye in front. Er Jundrunk followed him, followed by three other people, and walked together towards the largest tabernacle. After walking more than a hundred steps, one eye suddenly stopped, and crashed into Erjundrunk; where can Erjundrunk let him bump into him, his hand was gently stretched out, and he was supported, as if to hold him and prevent him from falling. But he heard one eye howl like a pig. Behind me, I heard a faint sound of wind. The knife in one man's hand was struck at his head with the back of the knife, and the other two were not idle, each lunging at his arms, one trying to hold him by the arm. One eye wailed incessantly, hoarsely, and somehow wounded, but he had already howled and lost his strength, and fell to the ground. The knife had already smashed on the top of his head, and it bounced violently, but the strange edge of the knife slashed at the man on the left, and the man was caught off guard. was slashed by a knife on an outstretched arm, and he also screamed like a pig. But he has a scorched yellow beard. The one who came from the right didn't seem to see what happened to his companion, and his hands desperately saved his right arm, and the one behind him lost the knife and hugged his lower back, and the two of them worked together to try to press him down. Er Jun's drunken back swelled, and the shabby robe was as hard as iron, so that the people behind had to let go of their hands, but before it was finished, the back of the robe suddenly lifted up, knocking him to the ground. The person holding his right arm, the one with half an ear, had already realized that something was wrong, his hands were released, his feet kicked out, and he kicked on Erjun's drunken legs, he heard two crisp sounds, felt the pain of tearing his feet, looked down, the direction of his two feet changed, he was terrified, however, his horror was not over, his hands holding the other party's right arm were inseparable from the other party's right arm, as if they were glued to it, and it seemed to be sucked!
These people were originally extremely experienced samurai, born and died on the battlefield, and experienced a hundred battles, but they didn't expect to suffer a big loss from a Han man who was not amazing. A man clapped his hands in the distance and said with a smile: "Okay, good, good, good skills! However, don't you think that you used a knife to kill chickens?
Er Jun drunk let go of half of his ears, looked at the man, the height of the man was eight feet five or six, he couldn't see his age, his sword eyebrows and starry eyes, but the smile in his eyes seemed to be with ice; Moist, or only seen in his life; thinking of the silk, the clothes on this person's body, it is another scene: the head is a white leather cloth, but it is not the fur hat that the Huns are accustomed to wearing; the white brocade robe on the body, but it is woven by the best weaver in the Han region, and the trim just sets off his upright body, and the tight muscles and flesh are very free in the clothes; a white jade belt around his waist, with the drunken eyes of Erjun, this jade belt is enough for him to eat for thirty or fifty lifetimes. Er Jun was drunk and stunned for a while, he didn't expect a man to grow like this. The horseshoe horse is already relatively handsome, but compared with him, it is not as graceful and luxurious as him; Zhang Qian is magnificent, which can be compared with him, but it is a little less graceful. This person looked at Er Jun drunk, and Er Jun drunk also stared at him, this person was the person he heard the news that he ordered someone to spy on the Han army, but he didn't see his face at that time, he just heard a voice, and he saw it at this time, and he also heard the voice.
The man approached slowly, stretched out his hand to untie the acupuncture point that had been made on one eye, and skillfully connected the severed arm of the scorched yellow beard to stop the bleeding, straightened the feet of half an ear, and handed over the man who had knocked over the back of his robe to the three of them to watch. Er Jun watched quietly as he finished doing these things, and as the other party, he was willing to do these things for a few of his samurai, either these samurai were particularly important to him, or he himself was a person who could buy people's hearts.
After the man had dealt with all the qiē, Er Jun was drunk and looked at it, strangely, why was there such a big movement, and in that large camp, there was only such a person? Where had all his other samurai gone? However, the other party had not waited for him to think about this. The man clapped his hands, stood up, and said to Erjun: "Little King Hunye Wang Bucha, who is Your Excellency?
This is indeed because Erjun ran to someone's camp by himself, and he did injure people, which is untenable to say anywhere. Erjun drunkenly smiled: "Uncle Erjun is drunk, known as the second pole." I'm just going around, and you guys are trying to get hold of me. It's not that I can't let them hold it, it's just that it's really uncomfortable to be held by others! I've been held by people, and I'm so uncomfortable to death! Lao Tzu swears, in this life, I must never let people hold it casually, no one can do it! Even the gods of the Nine Heavens, neither can the Queen Mother of the West and the Prince of the East! What's the matter? Are you not convinced? Come on, you go on your own! Alas, by the way, look at your appearance, what kind of king are you?"
How did he know that Er Jun was drunk and was called a second pole, first, he didn't know how to turn a corner, he recognized the reason, and no one could say that he could turn around; and he could also say that he was aware of everything and did not see the salary, when he was attentive, there was a fly in the flock, and when it was not true, thousands of troops and horses rushed in front of him, and he didn't feel it!" "Alas, I ask you! What kind of king are you? Which is the greatest, your king or the king of Youxian, and who of you cares whom?"
King Hunye has endured countless winds and waves in his life, and has seen countless heroes and heroes in the world, but he has never met such a bastard, one will be shrewd, the other will be confused, I don't know if he is pretending or what. He was a little at a loss, looking at the other party in a daze, at this time it seemed that Er Jun was drunk as a prince, and he had become a homeless man;
There is a poem with the demeanor of King Hunye: Zhulin Yushu out of the nine skies, crisp clouds and clouds are rich and beautiful; Song Yuxun and his family are noble, and their sons are not as high as their skills.
There are also poems that say that the son is drunk: a good man is born with high courage, and he does not accept that the world is more proud than me; (To be continued......)