The first, thirty-third time, Jun was drunk and fought King Hunye, and Hua Zhai reunited with the old brothers
The strong men fought each other into the mountains and forests, the smoke covered the flat sand and the grass and trees were deep; the sweat fell like raindrops after the battle, and the smiling and watching the clouds after the battle.
Erjun was drunk and confused on the surface, but he knew very well in his heart that this King Hun Ye would never be easy to deal with, judging from the situation of several of his subordinates, although those people suffered losses in his hands, it was not because they were not proficient in their studies, but because they underestimated themselves, they lost all the plates, if they were a killer at the beginning, it was not necessarily who suffered the loss! This Hun Ye King looked thin and tender, but there was a faint feeling of Yuan Yu Yuezhi, as if he was still above a few masters he knew, and it was by no means comparable to a few of his subordinates.
King Hun Ye was also calculating in his heart, the person opposite was dressed in tatters, and he couldn't see his true face on his face, saying that he was doing it on purpose, and it wasn't like it; saying that he wasn't, but he was always full of evil spirits, when did such a master suddenly appear, and a few of his right-hand men who usually relied on actually suffered a big loss at his hands, which was unprecedented. He waved his hand and said, "You guys go back." Pay attention to your surroundings and don't get approached by strangers. Those few people understood and knew that he was afraid that Erjun would get drunk and have companions, he was already so powerful, and his companions would not be weak! Although they were not very sharp, they still left quickly, as if they were very relieved of King Hunye, knowing that he would not let Erjun get drunk cheaply.
King Hun Ye smiled at Erjun and said, "Please!"
Erjun is not so polite when he is drunk, he fights with people, no one has ever said "please", they all say to fight, he is no exception, when King Hun Ye is three steps away from his side, he has gathered the strength of his body, and when King Hun Ye says "please". Hands push-out. A terrible wave rolled in. King Hun Ye was taken aback. He didn't expect that the other party would do it without saying hello, it didn't look like a master at all! How did he know that Erjun was drunk and fighting with people in a daze, no matter how many people there were on the other side, and no matter how many people won or lost in the end, he always rushed forward without saying anything! Seeing that it was not the road, King Hun Ye did not dare to take it hard, and his body turned around, making Guo Erjun drunk with a palm. Erjun was so drunk that he couldn't forgive people. After failing to make a palm, he pushed out another palm, and another storm struck, hitting the sand and gravel on the ground as high as he rose! King Hun Ye did not retreat, but still turned his body and dodged another palm. Er Jun was drunk and punched violently, and without saying anything, he hit thirteen palms one after another, each palm was amazing, if it was an ordinary person, he would have been beaten into a meat patty! But King Hun Ye was calm and did not take half a step back. However, he was already sweating, and the snow-white brocade bag on his body had changed color, and it was completely covered with dust and sand. Er Jun drunk and shouted: "Boy, why don't you do it? Let Lao Tzu waste his efforts!"
King Hun Ye breathed a long sigh of relief and smiled: "Your Excellency just calls, you don't need to be polite to me." ”
Erjun said drunkly: "After fighting for so long, you don't make a move all of a sudden, it seems that Lao Tzu has bullied you!
King Hun Ye was angry and happy, and felt that the other party was cute everywhere, and he was cute! But he knew in his heart that although the other party's fists were extremely powerful, he didn't seem to be very clever, and every move and every momentum seemed to be casually struck, just like children playing around, and there was no discipline. Although he saw that Er Jun was drunk and had no rules, he felt even more that something was wrong in his heart, and he felt that there was some conspiracy waiting for him! He didn't know that Er Jun was drunk as a bitter child, and he had no chance to learn good kung fu at all. It's just that in the long-term fight with people, slowly grew up, after arriving at the Huns, because of the escape into a big mountain, by chance, ate the gall of a giant python, and ate the strange fruit in the mountains given to him by the birds, there are strange hot water pools and cold pools in the Changchun Valley, which have strange things that can strengthen the body, all of which he got unconsciously, and only with the help of the birds in the mountains has become a magical kung fu. It's just that although kung fu is magical, he doesn't know it himself, and others don't know it, and his kung fu is more than self-preservation, but fighting with others is not very good, when he meets ordinary characters, he can naturally be caught, but when he meets such a clever person as King Hun Ye, it won't work at all! If King Hun Ye has no scruples in his heart, he will be defeated long ago if he shows his true skills at this time.
King Hun Ye looked at him eager to try, but took a step back, and fought for a long time, if Er Jundrunk is a person who understands, he already knows that he is invincible, but he does not understand that he is not an opponent, but feels that the other party is afraid of himself. took a step forward and approached King Hunye, he didn't think about hitting the other party more than a dozen times and didn't take a step back, at this time he stepped back, where was he afraid of him. King Hun Ye took another step back and looked at the other party, "Why don't you fight?"
Erjun was drunk and shouted, and sure enough, he threw a few more punches, but he still didn't touch the other party. He stopped in despair, opened his eyes wide, and said, "Do you know magic? Why can't I beat you?"
King Hun Ye laughed, "You almost hit me! Hey, brother, where is your partner? Why haven't you come out yet?"
Er Junzui's eyes widened again inexplicably, "My partner, where do I have a partner!
King Hun Ye was waiting for him to say this, he was already in a hurry, no matter what conspiracy the other party had, no matter where the other party's companions were ambushed, it was still the one who ended up with this guy first. His hands silently pushed out, one up and one up, one left and one right, one hit Er Jun's drunken chest, and one hit his belly. Er Jun drunk a few times has seen such a clever boxing skills, only feel that the opponent's fists and palm shadows are in front of him, I don't know which one is true, which one is fake, and I don't know where to dodge, just stood in a daze, and his hands also put on a posture, but it was just a random push, "Bang Bang" two loud sounds, Er Jun was drunk and shook three times, shook a few times, but did not fall. This was a great surprise to the king of Hun Ye, and even the lion and the tiger could not stand these two blows, and they would vomit blood and die; And this kid didn't seem to be indifferent, just grinning, a little uncomfortable.
Er Jun drunk and shouted: "Boy, you have a kind! You really dare to beat Lao Tzu! Come on, come on, come again, see if Lao Tzu is afraid of you?" He turned out to be the same as when he was a child, and he still felt after fighting with other children when he was a child. But King Hun Ye gasped. What's the matter with this guy? He's made of iron. Or is it carved in stone? It's made of iron. His two blows should also leave palm prints, and if he is carved in stone, his fist should also fall stone dust and stone slag!
In fact, Erjun was drunk twice, and it was not very comfortable, but in the Changchun Valley, he fell from a height of a few zhang or a height of more than ten zhang every day, and the function of his body was far beyond that of ordinary people, which was the so-called innate true qi of those who practiced qi. He's not far behind. But after all, it was the first time he had been hit so hard, and he still felt a little uncomfortable.
The coldness in King Hunye's eyes became heavier and heavier, and the wildness in Erjun's drunken eyes became heavier and heavier, he slapped his chest and shouted, "Come on, fight!" Step by step towards the other party. King Hunya's hands swung out silently again, this time not on his body, but on his head. Er Jundrunk still couldn't dodge or block, and his opponent's fist slammed into his head. He felt that his eyes were a little flowery and his nose was a little sore. There is something salty running through the corners of the mouth. He didn't back down, he moved on. King Hunya's fists and palms kept falling on his head, neck, and body. His clothes flew up like fragments, and those clothes that were already tattered could not withstand the fist and palm wind of King Hun Ye. In a moment, Er Jun's body was already clean and slippery. The more King Hun Ye fought, the more uneasy he became, and the frenzy in the other party's eyes made him feel terrified, as if it was him who was being beaten now and not the other party. King Hun Ye Bucha didn't dare to get too close to fight, after all, he had seen the strength of Er Jun's drunken fist, and it was not easy to take a casual hit. Therefore, it was just an unhurried fist in the east and a palm in the west that was spinning in a circle three feet away. Every blow didn't miss, and they all hit Erjun drunk, but they didn't hit the vital point.
Suddenly, King Hun Ye felt suffocated, looked down, it turned out that he only cared about beating, but he didn't expect Erjun to get drunk and grab his clothes, he was in a hurry, waved his hand, and the placket of his clothes "hissed" and cracked, and the brocade robe he was proud of was incomplete. However, just in such a breath, Er Jundrunk grabbed his arm! This surprise was not trivial, and King Hun Ye hurriedly punched the other party in the face, thinking that the other party would dodge, so he could break free from his grabbed arm. Originally, this move would have saved the enemy, but in a hurry, he forgot that he had been fighting for a long time, and the other party had not rescued him, and at this time he would take a punch in his face and release the prey in his hand? King Hun Ye only felt a piercing pain coming from his left arm that was grabbed by his opponent, as if it was torn apart, and even a person like him couldn't bear it! He couldn't help but shout loudly: "Ah!"
Erjun was drunk under the attack of the other party's storm, and he was completely passively beaten, and he didn't know how many times he was beaten on his body and head, but the good thing was that his skin was thick and his flesh was rough, and he didn't suffer any internal injuries, but his skin and face were swollen. Even in such an unfavorable situation, he did not panic, and was still looking for an opportunity to strike a fatal blow to the enemy. Finally, this opportunity was waited for by him. King Hun Ye was originally sure to win, it was only a matter of time to defeat the opponent, but when he wanted to retain his exquisite image, he was seized by Er Jun drunk and grabbed him by an arm! The remaining hands and feet of King Hun Ye fell on Erjun's drunk body even more unscrupulously, and only the sound of "bang bang bang" was heard endlessly.
Finally, Er Jun was drunk under the stormy blow of the other party, and the vital point in the back of his head was hit hard, his hands couldn't help but let go, and he also stumbled and sat on the ground. There was a burst of blackness in front of him, and his ears kept ringing, and now he looked like his mother who couldn't recognize him even if he was alive! It wasn't something that could be described by a person with a blue nose and swollen face, broken skin and bleeding.
King Hun Ye also gasped for breath, rubbing his left arm hard, and no longer had that chic and arrogant appearance. He swam through the true qi in his body, stayed on his shoulders for a moment, and felt that the true qi did not stagnate, so he was slightly relieved. When he took a step, he wanted to give Erjun a drunken drink, and he completely ended up with him. At this time, someone nearby sneered: "Bu Cha! I didn't expect you to have today!
King Hun Ye Bucha seemed to have heard the ghost of the life-seeking ghost, his face changed greatly, and he didn't care about the drunkenness of Jun for a while. Turn around and run. It's like seeing a ghost. In an instant, he disappeared and hid in the midst of the large tent.
Er Jun reluctantly opened his swollen eyes, wanting to see who was coming, but he couldn't see clearly, only vaguely heard someone approaching him, it was a few people, they were walking, still talking: "Let him escape again! I don't know when I will meet him again!"
A somewhat childish voice said, "Is this man dead? Why is he motionless?Ahhh
Another person next to him said, "He can fight like this with Bucha." It's also a hero. But it's miserable enough, tsk, look, there's no good place on your body!"
At first, the Han man said, "Friend, how are you? Can you still get up? Do you want us to help you?"
Erjun grinned drunk, inhaling the cool air, but he didn't forget that the other party was sarcastic about himself, and wanted to find it back: "Ha! Little thief, don't you run for your life quickly, and come to entertain Lao Tzu!" The king of Hun Ye ran back with a large group of men. I caught a few of your thieves and roasted you!"
One child screamed "ah", and the other kicked Erjun drunk with a "snap", and said with a smile: "You yourself have been beaten like cow, and you dare to say cool things!"
The Han man exclaimed in amazement, "Are you a Han? Where are you from? Where are you going?"
Er Jun drunken grinned and said, "Don't be in a hurry to ask, let's get out of here quickly! Be careful that kid comes back, I don't want to be beaten by him again." ”
The man also smiled: "Yes." He scared him away, but we can't afford to be careless. Let's go. He stepped forward to help Erjun get drunk. Erjun was drunk and broke free, "No." Lao Tzu can still walk. ”
It was only then that the man exclaimed: "You are the first one who can still get up after being beaten so many times by the foot guard!" The first time I was slapped by him, I lay down for half a year, the second time, I lay down for three months and broke six bones, and the third time, I lay down for a month and broke three bones. You're a good man!" this man did not feel humiliated by being defeated in the slightest, he remembered it firmly, and said it without hesitation in front of the people he met for the first time.
Er Jun also admired himself, and felt that the other party was also a good man: "Oh! Of course Lao Tzu is a good man! Grandma's, that thing is slippery and tight, and it is not easy to get hold of, otherwise Lao Tzu will take off one of his arms! It's a pity, and finally let him escape." You are not simple anymore, you were injured by him, but you are still alive and alive until now. You can be regarded as a good man, but compared to Lao Tzu, it is a little bit worse. ”
At this time, his eyes could also be opened, and in front of him was a thin Han man, not tall, with a dark complexion, freckles on his face, but his eyes were very bright; two teenagers around him, but they were dressed as Huns, one was less than twenty years old, eighteen or nineteen years old, heroic; the other was a little younger, fifteen or sixteen, and still childish, and his eyes were as deep as a pool of clear water. The two young men were a head taller than the Han man, and he seemed even thinner. Er Jun looked at a few people drunk, and then stared at the Han man for a long time, and the thin man felt strange: "My face is freckles, not flowers!
Er Jun smiled drunkly, "You, you are a bit like a friend of mine from before." Hey, that man is already dead, and he was taken away by a wolf!"
The man also laughed, "What is your friend's name, how could he be taken away by the wolf?"
"If it were normal, the wolves wouldn't be able to eat him! He wasn't fighting with people, he was seriously injured, I saw the wolves coming, and I was surrounded by three wolves, and when I killed two, he was gone!"
"Where?" they said as they walked slowly, and Er Jundrunk felt strange, he and King Hun Ye had fought so fiercely, why no one was alarmed, although it was said that this was a hillside, far away from the tent group, no one on the side of King Youxian heard it, and no one appeared on King Hun Ye's own side. Although he was not stingy, he was not confused, he felt that there must be something in it, although he was talking to these people without a match, but he was thinking of something else in his mind.
When they came to a forest, they stopped. The man asked the older child to go to the river and scoop up some water for Er Jun to get drunk, took two pieces of clothes from the package on his body, and said with a smile: "Don't dislike it, it's just two old clothes, let's wear them for the time being." "Erjun is not polite when he is drunk. I know that my current image is not good. Take it and put it on. It's a little smaller, but it's just a bit of a compromise. They sat down on the rocks by the river, and ate some horse jerky in the water. Erjun was really hungry, and devoured all the food that the other party could provide, and felt that he was only half full. The man barely ate, and the two teenagers just made a show and ate a few bites. They all stared at him and ate it.
Seeing that the three of them were looking at him, Er Jun was a little embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Why don't you eat it?"
The younger child laughed, "What do we eat?"
The crowd laughed.
After laughing, the Han man looked at him and said, "Where did your friend come from?
Erjun was drunk and stunned, "Ah, I followed the Han envoy." It's called Erjun drunk. I don't know what's going on, so I met and got into a fight. "He just doesn't really understand. In a daze, I followed the people to find this place, and then we fought.
"Er Jun drunk? Er Jun drunk? I seem to have heard these words somewhere. Where?" the man pondered.
"How could you have heard my name? This is the name given by his emperor, saying that Lao Tzu's own name is not good, so he called him something drunk! Ha! Er Jun drunk, isn't it very special? Special majesty, right? Lao Tzu himself thought it was better than his own name of the second pole,...... "He was intoxicated, and the man grabbed his right wrist like a steel claw, and his eyes widened. Erjun was taken aback, "You, what are you doing? Do you want to fight with Lao Tzu?"
"You said your name is Erpole, Erpole, is that you?" said with surprise in his voice.
"It's me! Inexplicably, who is it? Let go, are you crazy?" The man let go of his hand, but tears flowed out, and bean-sized tears kept flowing down his face. Erjun was drunk and the two teenagers were frightened, and Erjun was drunk and shouted, "Hey, hey, what do you mean? Why are you crying like a girl all of a sudden?"
The two teenagers kept pulling at his clothes, "Master, Master!" in timid voices, as if they were very afraid.
Finally, he stopped his tears, wiped his face, smiled, and cried in his voice: "You don't know me anymore? I am Hua Zhai! Changchun Valley, we were together, and later we fought in Yanran Mountain and broke up. That's what you think I've been eaten by wolves. That's me, yes!
Er Jun rubbed his eyes drunk, patted his ears again, and looked at each other in disbelief, ten years of time actually did not leave many traces on the two of them, but they both thought that the other party was dead, so they didn't dare to pay too much attention to the slightly familiar faces, or they were afraid that it was not their own brothers, but others, they had been disappointed too much!"Hua Zhai?Hua Zhai!Why the are you here?Do you know how long Lao Tzu has been crying for you?...... You...... You're hiding here!" He pounced on Hua Zhai and hugged him and threw him up, which was what they played most often in Changchun Valley. Hua Zhai jumped a few times in the air and landed steadily on the ground. An arrow rushed to Er Junzui's side and pressed him to the ground.
The two of them rolled and frolicked on the grass by the river, unscrupulously, and the two teenagers were stunned and at a loss for what to do. It took a long time for the two of them to get up, and their bodies were already filthy, I don't know if it was mud or sweat or tears.
Er Jun drunken shouted: "Tell me, tell me, tell me, what's the matter with you, why do you have two apprentices? By the way, that King Hun Ye seems to be very afraid of you." Let's talk about it. ”
Hua Zhai said: "It's a long story, let's keep it and talk slowly." You said that you followed the Han envoy, or the same Han envoy at the beginning? Is it Zhang Qian?"
"Of course it's him! He heard that he had been there for several years, so he ran out and killed the prince of the Huns in Shan Yuting, and he came here. He couldn't tell Zhang Qian about it.
Hua Zhai smiled: "Where is he now? I will also go to pay homage to him." I still know a little about him, and the shepherds on the grassland spread his unwavering determination and loyalty to the Son of Heaven. Loyal ministers and filial sons, the Central Plains is admired, and the grassland people are also admired. That Prince Wudan didn't kill him, he died of illness himself, so don't make it up randomly. Okay, let's meet Lord Han Angel. The two of you also go with me, you don't often say that the Han angels are not afraid of brute force and power. Aren't you moved by profit, and today you will see the true God!"
The two teenagers were also very excited. shouted: "Is there still a flying wolf hero? and a Shenpeng hero?"
"Of course. There are many more heroes. ”
Er Jun drunkenly shouted: "What flying wolf hero? Shenpeng hero? Why have I never heard of it? Is it at Zhang Qian's place? Are you confused?" What kind of hero is there for him!"
Hua Zhai said: "There is no one like your old man's hero! Come on, come on, you two will have to ask this second hero for advice in the future! This second hero is my good friend, good brother, and extremely skillful. You saw him fight with King Hun Ya. Brother, these two children, are hard-working people, they were plotted against since childhood, almost died, and survived. He was chased and killed everywhere again! Kim Risheng, Kim Illiang!" Although the two teenagers listened to him and teased Er Jun drunk, they still respectfully knelt down and kowtowed to Er Jun drunk. Er Jundrunk hurriedly stepped forward and pulled up the two, and said with a smile: "No matter how difficult it is to deal with the enemy, with you, it is unbearable!"
Hua Zhai shook his head, at this moment, he only heard a group of people and horses rushing in the distance, and several people were secretly shocked in their hearts, afraid that it was King Hun Ye who came with a large group of people and horses. Erjun stood drunk and quiet for a long time. Suddenly he opened his eyes and said, "It's okay." It was the Han envoy who came. Let's catch up. ”
It turned out that Zhang Qian was waiting for Kong Ji's news in a hurry, but he heard the sound of people outside shouting and neighing. Everyone rushed out. Father Gan came back after a while, and exclaimed happily: "This old Kong, I don't know where the magic is! King Youxian actually gave him a large herd of cattle, horses, camels, and dozens of bags of grain! I really admire him for not being able to do it." Zhang Qian also fell to the ground with a stone in his heart, and hurriedly stood up, and greeted Kong Ji with Cheng Tiexuan.
Kong almost still looked like he was doing nothing, and let everyone compliment him, but with a faint smile, he saw Zhang Qian and bowed down: "My lord, King Youxian asked me to pay more visits to my lord, and his old man can't talk to my lord in person because he has other things." Please forgive me!" This is the words of King Youxian, and he must bring it to Zhang Qian.
"Oh! The king of Youxian has done his best to be benevolent and righteous to the king, and he is very grateful, and he invited a few people to go back to see the king, and apologize to the king for me. He said this to a few Hun officials who had sent Kong recently, but those people didn't know these etiquettes, and just stared at them. Zhang Qian didn't care. This time, King Youxian gave him twenty camels, one hundred horses, more than three hundred oxen, and a thousand catties of grain. Although there are not many things, you must know that King Youxian himself is also in a state of war, and it is already extremely commendable to be able to produce these! Zhang Qian's gratitude in his heart is indescribable, more than ten years ago, when he first started to associate with King Youxian, he did not expect to meet today. Of course, there is also Kong's kung fu in this, if he didn't say that he moved the Right Xian King, the Right Xian King might also be afraid of something and would not give him these things.
Everyone saw that Kong had almost returned, and there was no more to say from the right Xianwang, knowing that the other party had acquiesced, let them leave the right part, out of the right part, even if they walked out of the Xiongnu and entered the west! Everyone was very excited, and hurriedly packed up their belongings, got on the car, rode the horse, and worked for most of the hour, and finally cleaned up neatly. A check of the number of people, only one child is missing, drunk! Zhang Qian was anxious and asked people to look around. Where can I find it? I have been busy for more than an hour, and I have not seen any trace of him. Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Zhang Qian couldn't help it, and said, "Let's go!" Let's look for it slowly. ”
Being able to leave the right part so smoothly and not clash with the people and horses of the right virtuous king is naturally the best policy, and everyone feels fortunate in their hearts. Although the fly in the ointment was the loss of a gentleman drunk, everyone still happily discussed, all the way to the west. But fortunately, they passed by the place where Erjun was drunk and they were hiding. Erjun was drunk far away, listened intently, heard the big man's words, and knew that it was his own person. Jin Riliang hugged his arm and shook his begging: "Second hero! Good man! Your old man's hand is too handsome! A hundred goshawks plus one can't match your eyes. How did you see it? How did you know it was your people? Teach me. ”
Seeing that he was making a joke, Kim Ilsheng said: "Don't teach him! As far as your eyes are concerned, the second hero doesn't see it with his eyes! Does his old man feel it, feel it, do you understand? Just stand so casually, your body can sense the wind blowing around you, and you can know what is happening a few miles away, no! Dozens of miles, hundreds of miles away! Isn't it, the second hero?"
"No, alas, I said, I'm not a 'two' hero! I'm a hero, I'm a hero, how did I get into your mouth, I became a 'two' hero?"
Hua Zhai played a round game, "It doesn't matter if you are a second hero or a big hero." Tell me how you can tell you who is coming from miles away! You kid hasn't seen you for a few years, and you've grown up. ”
Erjun smiled drunken and proud, Hua Zhai's praise made him forget about the title of "two heroes" for the time being. "Lao Tzu does not use his eyes, nor does he use his feelings. Lao Tzu uses his ears! When a mosquito flies outside Erlidi, Lao Tzu knows whether it is male or female! Don't say that such a large group of people are making a fuss, it is that King Hun Ye said a word in the crowd, Lao Tzu listened, and he could still be found a few miles away!
"Really?" the eyes of several people widened as if they didn't believe it.
One person sneered, "I see. Look at the arrows!" a carving sound, and the sound of sharp arrows breaking through the air came behind him!
Who is the male in the four seas, the meal felt lies in the snow to welcome the Feng; the catechumens are inseparable from life and death, and the opposite side does not know the old brother (to be continued......