"Is it just two legs...... It's better than having a whole body. ”

Yang Jian lowered his head and muttered to himself, his silent and dull eyes flashing again.

Then he whispered to comfort himself, but he only had two legs...... Man, the top of his head is heavy, grit his teeth and pass, life still has to live.

On the side, Chang'e, who had been paying attention to Yang Jian, heard Yang Jian's whisper, and heard a little other meaning from it, stepped forward and asked curiously.

"What, what conditions did you also agree to Zhen Yuelao?"

As she spoke, Chang'e glanced down at the Roaring Sky Dog at Yang Jian's feet, and her eyebrows were full of disbelief: "Is it possible...... What did you promise...... Have a whole body?"

Yang Jian didn't answer, his eyes were tearful, he nodded sadly, and then turned his head away and gave Chang'e a sad side face.

My guess turned out to be true!

Chang'e looked at Yang Jian blankly, unable to believe that Yang Jian had such a ...... A ruthless man.

Lowering her head and glancing at her innocent face again, she was still trying to scare the rabbit to play, just like a roaring dog who didn't know it, and a trace of unbearability flashed in Chang'e's eyes.

With tears in his eyes, he choked up: "Then you...... Did you tell it? It's the right to know these ......."

The tiger's body was shocked, Yang Jian's thoughts fluttered, and he thought of his third virgin sister who looked soft and weak, but had a strong personality.

Shaking his head bitterly, two lines of tears fell down his cheeks, and he said with a righteous face: "Tell her what to do? If she knew, she would definitely not agree." I just kept it a secret from her, and let me bear the pain in my heart alone!"

Shocked by Yang Jian's shamelessness, Chang'e's eyes widened, her face was stunned, and she was stunned for a moment.

Then he leaned over and touched the head of the dog that was unaware of it, looking at its innocent and tilted its head to look at its own dog face, and could no longer hold back the anger in his heart, and roared.

"What can you bear? What can you bear? That's a whole body! A whole body! With only two legs, my heart is already like a knife, you have a whole body when you take it out, how can you ...... I don't care so much about other people's feelings!"

Chang'e still spits fragrant in her mouth, touching the head of the roaring dog, and the bean-sized tears keep falling.

How does she feel? Chang'e...... Does she care about herself?!

Yang Jian was pleasantly surprised in his heart, looking at Chang'e, who was crying and touching the dog's head, under the moisture of sudden love, he suddenly felt that his body was full of fighting spirit.

He doesn't care about the whole body or not, but there is just one night, as a manly man, he gritted his teeth and endured it.

Only...... Chang'e's hand touching the dog's head, if it is placed on his head at this time, then he will be even more fearless!

Waving his hand to wipe away the two tears on his face, Yang Jian grinned, squatted beside Chang'e, and said in a soft voice that had never been used before: "Chang'e, don't cry, don't worry, who am I, Yang Jian?

As he spoke, Yang Jian hesitated for a moment, and reached out his hands tremblingly, wanting to hold Chang'e's little hand.

Scratch the air!

At the last moment, Chang'e retracted her right hand that was touching the head of the Roaring Sky Dog, and looked at the extremely shameless Yang Jian with tears in her eyes and extreme resentment.

"Yang Jian, don't you really want to be a little embarrassed? The Roaring Sky Dog has been with you for so long, and you said that if you sell it, you will sell it? Why are you so shameless!"

Howling Dog: (+_+) ?

The brain crashed, and Yang Jian was stunned: "I ......"

Chang'e continued to be aggressive: "What am I? Zhen Hao only asked for the two idle hind legs of the Jade Rabbit, and I struggled for a long time, considering that for the reunion of the Three Virgins' family, I gritted my teeth and agreed. And before you came, I was constantly apologizing to Yutu and getting her forgiveness!"

Jade Rabbit: When did I forgive you??? I won't be able to forgive you in my life!!

Yang Jian was even more stunned, looking at Chang'e, who was crying and roaring, and forcibly breaking the two fat thighs of the Jade Rabbit to show him, he finally realized that things seemed to be a little different from what he imagined.

"You ......"

"What are you? You have a villain who doesn't want a hundred million faces! The Roaring Sky Dog has followed you conscientiously for thousands of years, although it is helpless to sacrifice it for the sake of the Three Virgins' family......

"Woohoo!"

Looking down at the barking Howling Dog, Chang'e couldn't help crying again, crying and touching the dog's head +2, crying silently: "But I never imagined that you would sacrifice the Howling Dog, and you still hid it from him!"

Howling Dog: Wait! You explain it to me! What does it mean to sacrifice me? I don't agree!

The more she talked, the more angry she became, Chang'e got up, hugged the jade rabbit who was struggling with the opportunity with one hand, and pointed to the bridge of Yang Jian's nose with the other: "And not only did you hide this matter from the roaring dog, but you were also cheeky and ashamed, saying that all the pain was borne by you alone!"

"It's hurting to have an unsuspecting Howling Dog, where is your Yang Jian hurting, don't you really want to have a little face?!"

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Ten minutes later, Yang Jian explained all his transactions with Zhen Hao with a black face, and Chang'e also recounted his transactions with Zhen Hao.

Looking at each other in pairs, Yang Jian was ashamed and angry, but there was still a little surprise, at least ...... Chang'e doesn't have her own thighs.

Chang'e looked at Yang Jian blankly, unable to believe that he had agreed to Zhen Hao in order to let Zhen Hao rescue the Three Holy Mother...... That kind of condition!

Heartache and guilt all came to her heart, and Chang'e's big eyes refilled with mist, looking at Yang Jian's back because he had no face to see people.

It has always been as straight as a green pine, but now it looks a little rickety......

With an explosion of emotions in her heart, Chang'e couldn't help but move her steps forward, turned around, and took the initiative to stretch out Qianqianyu's hand and hold Yang Jian's rough big hand.

These big hands...... It must be in an unknown corner, and it has been working hard for the Three Virgins to get out of trouble!

Stroking the various callus scars on Yang Jian's big hands, thinking that Yang Jian has been misunderstood by him, by the agarwood father and son, and even by the Three Holy Mothers all these years, the mist in Chang'e's eyes turned into teardrops and fell, burying his pretty face in Yang Jian's big hands.

The tiger's body shook again, and Yang Jian turned into a thermometer, and a flush of red started from his neck, rose all the way to his head, and finally rushed out of three zhang of white smoke above his head.

Feeling the soft and delicate touch in his hand, Yang Jian swayed excitedly, his eyes blurred, and he enjoyed it.

Suddenly, his body trembled violently, and he shivered violently, it was tasteless, and with the blessing of the sage state, Yang Jian's eyes returned to clarity.

looked directly at Zhen Hao, with a serious face: "We have already discussed it at the beginning, I will let you ...... After that, you rescue my sister, you can't involve Chang'e anymore, and you can't ask for Jade Rabbit's legs!"

Jade Rabbit: Yang Jian's father!

Love the house and Wu, in order not to make the beloved woman sad, choose to protect her little rabbit, Zhen Hao said that it is understandable.

However, if you want to take my braised rabbit leg to offer your courtesy, I won't agree!

"What did you just say you told me to do?"

Zhen Hao's words instantly defeated Yang Jian's psychological defense, he couldn't figure it out, why should he be ashamed of this kind of thing that he knew so well?

Yang Jian couldn't figure it out, so he pondered for a moment, and the result he got was even worse!

Zhen Hao didn't care that others knew about his habit of breaking sleeves, so it was conceivable that after tonight, he would definitely hype up how developed the hind gluteal muscles of a man surnamed Yang were.

This is very uncomfortable, Yang Jian thinks about his reputation in the heavenly court in the future, think about it...... He didn't have to think about it, just thinking about fame and he felt like he was about to crack.

And the reason why Chang'e fell in love with him was because he had paid his own discipline, even if Zhen Hao changed his mind now...... It depends on whether he agrees or not.

But fortunately, looking at Yang Jian's tangled appearance, Zhen Hao didn't really intend to let him say that kind of indescribable thing, not for anything else, just because he himself disliked it.

It's just a matter of really teasing this straight man, and if he really goes into battle with a gun, he can't accept Nezha.

"Don't think about it, I have to decide on the legs of the jade rabbit, spicy rabbit legs...... In fact, there is no way to have rabbit legs. ”

Zhen Hao touched his chin and put his ill-intentioned eyes on the Howling Sky Dog, the two rabbit legs, even if they are not as fat as ordinary, but they are far less than the two pairs of tight muscular legs of the Howling Sky Dog.

Following Zhen Hao's eyes, Yang Jian and Chang'e saw the howling dog on the ground trembling with fright, and the dog's tail was deeply clamped.

There is no need for Zhen Hao to elaborate more, the two thousand-year-old gods understood in an instant, Chang'e hesitated on her face, patrolling back and forth between the jade rabbit and the roaring dog in her arms, Yang Jian's face was complicated, making people wonder what he was thinking.

Jade Rabbit: Dog's legs! Dog's legs have a lot of meat! My two legs are only fat, not meaty!

The jade rabbit struggled, and its two forelimbs frantically pulled the rabbit hair on its thighs, revealing the rabbit legs that were not so fat under the long hair.

Zhen Hao found out that this jade rabbit actually has a long-haired rabbit, as for why it looks short, it is estimated that it is all due to Chang'e.

Whistling Dog: "......"

The Black Shorthair Howling Dog also wanted to learn from the Jade Rabbit that he didn't need to eat it, but he looked back and saw his bare thighs, which shimmered in the light of the palace lights.

Yu Youtian Dog clamped his tail, whimpered twice, shrunk into the corner, and shivered.

Wait a minute...... What's the moving thing in the corner, black and white?

Zhen Hao took a closer look and found that these three had the meeting gifts that Wutian gave him, Xiong Gui, Xiao Shou and the black yuppies that he had forgotten.

The little dragon set is like this, and it is easy to be forgotten in the corners.

But now Zhen Hao didn't bother to care about the three of them, and turned his head to look at Yang Jian and Chang'e.

In the end, there is a sacrifice of rabbits and sacrifices of dogs, these two immortals are entangled, and they don't know how to do it.

Chang'e was still pitiing the Howling Dog just now, but only the Howling Dog didn't know about her, but with him, it knew now......

Yang Jian secretly calculated in his heart that saving the Jade Rabbit would make Chang'e take the initiative to behave more towards him......

After careful calculation, Yang Jian felt that this matter could be done!

Turning back with a warm smile, Yang Jian walked quickly to the side of the roaring dog and gently touched its head.

Every time it seemed to be a gentle stroke, it was like a sharp sword piercing the hind thigh of the howling dog, making the dog tremble and tremble.

His eyes smiled into a slit, and Yang Jian touched the dog's head with a smile in the gentle tone of talking to Chang'e: "Roaring Sky Dog, are you willing to save your Jade Rabbit sister?"

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In the end, did Zhen Hao eat braised rabbit legs, dog legs and the like as he wished.

"After all, anyone who knows me knows that I only like to joke, in fact, I like small animals the most, how can I hurt them!"

Yang Jian, Chang'e, Jade Rabbit and Roaring Sky Dog didn't answer, smiled and nodded, the smile was genuine, and they seemed to be "convinced".

However, although Zhen Hao said that he was joking, but there was no gain, and under Zhen Hao's strong and enthusiastic invitation, Chang'e finally agreed to wait for his palace to be completed and come to dance...... Sky!

Yang Jian's distressed face was wrinkled at that time, and he hurriedly said that he could also perform on stage, no matter what chest crushing boulders, dancing knives and guns, no need for wages and no need to eat and drink, just begging him and Chang'e to be alone for half a day.

Zhen Hao readily agreed, after all, free labor does not need to be used in vain.

Only Zhen Hao doesn't understand it at all, he can perform if he wants to, why do you have to add another half-day program to Chang'e?

Then it was even more puzzling, in the face of Yang Jian's initiative to increase the time, Chang'e was not angry at all, she was so moved that she couldn't cry, and her little fist hammered Yang Jian's chest, so as to express her gratitude.

By the way, the two owners have arranged it, and the two pets, Jade Rabbit and Howling Sky Dog, have not run away.

After Zhen Hao said that he liked small animals very much and wanted to get a dog and a rabbit to raise for two days, the ready-made whistling dogs and jade rabbits were sent up by their owners with tears under the guarantee that Zhen Hao patted his chest and said "there is absolutely no pause".

At this point, all the trivial matters have been allocated, Zhen Hao looked at Yang Jian with a smile: "Erlang Zhenjun, please come here, come with me." ”

Yang Jian and Chang'e were shocked, and the happiness on their faces suddenly dissipated.

Yang Jian's face was a little pale, and he endured the constant trembling of his legs and stomach, or the local area that was getting tighter and tighter, and tried his best to slowly walk towards the residential area behind the Yuelao Palace with a righteous and fearless look.

Only as she continued to advance, Yang Jian's more and more rickety back made Chang'e can't help but cover her mouth and cry silently.

Grinding and chirping, Yang Jian just walked for ten seconds at a speed of one meter every two seconds.

The pain in her heart exploded, Chang'e's mentality collapsed, she stepped forward quickly, and hugged Yang Jian from behind at once.

didn't say a word, only a handful of snot and a handful of tears, hugging Yang Jian and crying, and almost pumped three times in the middle.

Yang Jian in front also showed the tender side of a tough guy, crying silently, only because he squirted a few snot bubbles from time to time, and he didn't dare to look back at Chang'e.

Zhen Hao on the side smashed his mouth, thinking about his own positioning, should he do something at this time?

Niu Erhua pulled Chang'e away, and he forcibly dragged Yang Jian to pull him into the house.

The two of them roared, probably shouting the word "no", and then held each other's hands tightly, and under the continuous pull of Zhen Hao and Niu Erhua, they separated little by little, until the last finger hooked together was snapped off under the close-up.

The picture is miserable, and it hurts just to think about it.

"What, why don't you go in with us?"

It is impossible to play cards according to common sense, Zhen Hao can only find another way and use a trick to draw salaries from the bottom of the kettle and cut off their fireworks.

Sure enough, with Zhen Hao's kind suggestion, Yang Jian's face suddenly changed greatly, and without Zhen Hao saying a word, he forcibly pulled away the two pink arms that Chang'e was holding it.

Then he didn't look back, and went straight to the residential area of Yuelao Palace, and his steps were much firmer than just now.

"Wait, it's still your companions here. ”

Looking at the two white and one black strong man that Zhen Hao picked up, Yang Jian's face suddenly turned pale, and sweat was like rain.

If they have a gang with themselves, that's fine.

But if they have a gang with Zhen Hao, they will even ...... They have executors, and Zhen Hao is only a cold-eyed bystander......

This just sucks!

"Don't worry, these three are treated the same as you. ”

Hearing the first guess, Yang Jian's face looked a lot better, although five people at a time made him unacceptable, but if he thought about it carefully, one more person he could reduce the pressure.

Suddenly I felt a lot more relaxed!

In the residential area of Yuelao Palace, in a remote, dark, and damp little black house, Xiong Gui, Xiao Shou and Hade Yapi, who were like dead pigs, were directly thrown to the ground by Zhen Hao, without any pity.

Behind him, Yang Jian's face was a little pale, and he stopped in front of this small black house for a moment, and then looked at death as if he were at home, gritting his teeth and stepping into this small black house that was likely to become his nightmare in the future.

As soon as he entered the house, without Zhen Hao's instructions, Yang Jian, who wanted to end this pain early, was very conscious, and directly stretched out his hand to the waistband of his trousers, and was about to untie it.

But fortunately, Zhen Hao glanced back and stopped Yang Jian's action of wanting to untie his clothes.

"What do you want to do?"

Looking at the deep disgust on Zhen Hao's face, Yang Jian was stunned for a moment: "You don't want me to ...... Oh! I see. ”

What do you know?

Yang Jian looked at the white and black in front of Zhen Hao like a dead pig, and then he reacted, thought about the experience for a while, endured the humiliation in his heart, and nodded.

"I understand, I will cooperate with you, I will try my best to resist for a while, and then pretend to be invincible, and then be ...... by you"

What do you understand! Pretend to be invincible!

Zhen Hao: Convex (艹)