"Look...... Can you change your request? Jade Rabbit has followed me for a thousand years, how can I bear to push it into the fire pit. ”

Chang'e bit her cherry lip and tightened the jade rabbit in her arms, unable to bear to see it turn red and shiny, and be served on the table.

After hesitating for a moment, Chang'e raised her little head, her eyes flashed, like two full moons, and she looked at Zhen Hao pitifully and with blank eyes.

As if feeling that this was not enough, he gritted his teeth and pulled the coat that had been tightened just now to both sides, revealing the snow-white jade rabbit on his chest again.

Niu Erhua frowned, once again as if she was facing a great enemy, the cold light flashed in her eyes, looking at Chang'e, who was cute and begging for pity, there was an urge to go over and pull her hair, and fight with this girl with impure motives for three hundred rounds.

Phew! The scumbag who seduced my man!

On the side, Zhen Hao also frowned slightly, glanced at Chang'e's pitiful little face, grinned lightly, and put his eyes on the snow-white jade rabbit on his chest again, he also felt that Chang'e was seducing him.

Use the fat thighs of the jade rabbit and the braised rabbit head to seduce him.

And I have to admit that he was indeed deeply intrigued, and now his constantly roaring stomach was laughing wickedly at the Jade Rabbit, drooling while laughing.

"I don't want to give it to the Jade Rabbit, or you can have a few carrots for your Chang'e royal carrot. ”

"Carrots?"

Chang'e tilted her head and looked at Zhen Hao with a head full of question marks, a little unable to understand what Zhen Hao meant, but she didn't have time to hesitate, for fear that Zhen Hao would regret it, so she waved her hand and took out three or five carrots that exuded a faint aura from the bracelet.

Chang'e Tianwuxian couldn't understand her face, and looked at the old driver Zhen Hao with an innocent and expectant expression: "Are you enough to see this?"

Otherwise, it is said that there must be a generation gap between people from different worlds to communicate with each other, which is so simple and easy to understand, everyone on the earth knows it, but it is misinterpreted here.

Say, touch your conscience and tell me out loud, are you sure that this meaning is not misinterpreted on earth?

Zhen Hao smashed his mouth, feeling a little tasteless, such an innocent little white rabbit with no shoes, he could only look at it with his eyes, and he couldn't pull it to a corner where no one was, so it was a pity to give her a good science about the old driver's culture.

"Not enough, what about these carrots that you want to eat? At the very least, you have to ......."

A series of "bang-la-la" sounds sounded, and a pile of carrots like a hill appeared in the center of the Yuelao Palace.

Chang'e stared at Zhen Hao with wide sparkling eyes, and looked at Zhen Hao with a flash: "Then look, are these enough?

It feels ...... Why is it so much like a rich woman who took out a pile of soft sister coins and threw it directly in his face, waving her hand arrogantly when she was done, with a sense of "sister is not bad for money, not enough to ask me again".

It's a pity that this is a carrot, and it can't move Zhen Hao's heart at all, but the jade rabbit in Chang'e's arms, the scarlet rabbit's eyes are almost narrowed into a slit, arching back and forth in Chang'e's arms, and she looks happy to be raised.

Zhen Hao pursed his lips, glanced enviously at the jade rabbit who was making trouble everywhere, and then glanced back at Niu Erhua beside him, and the envy suddenly disappeared.

We don't envy it, we have it at home.

Niu Erhua: "......"

"Carrots are enough, but carrots alone are not enough. ”

"Didn't you just ask for carrots? Why did you go back on your word? You don't talk about credit!" Chang'e blushed and expressed her strong condemnation of Zhen Hao.

Zhen Hao shrugged his shoulders and spread out his two palms that looked quite white, but were actually pitch black, with an innocent face.

"What I want is your Chang'e's original ...... Ahem, the queen carrot, as a result, you gave me a halve, only gave me a carrot, so I also have to halve, a simple carrot can no longer satisfy me. ”

"Where did I hit it in half, this is indeed my carrot......"

Chang'e was dissatisfied, and whispered a word, but people were under the eaves, and they had to bow their heads, and they had to be obedient to ask people to do things, and what people said was what they said.

A little aggrieved: "Then what else do you want?"

Zhen Hao didn't speak, touched his chin, tilted his head and looked back and forth on the jade rabbit on Chang'e's chest, the jade rabbit with the braised rabbit's head was cold all over his body, and he drilled into Chang'e's arms again, and the two fat thighs trembled.

Zhen Hao's eyes lit up and he had an idea: "In view of my carrot request, you gave me a half, I was originally very angry and didn't want to care about your anymore." But that shameless guy in heaven has the virtue of a good life, so I decided to give you another chance. ”

When Niu Erhua heard this, she withdrew her angry gaze at Chang'e, her little face was slightly red and embarrassed, and she reached out and gently pulled the corner of Zhen Hao's clothes, saying that if Zhen Hao continued to be shameless like this, there would really be no more discipline left.

Zhen Hao turned around, hugged him with a gentle and warm smile, stared at Niu Erhua tightly, his eyes were full of tenderness, and Niu Erhua started a private chat mode, and rejected Chang'e's application to join.

There are a lot of chat logs, but most of them are nonsense, and the general meaning can be summed up in two sentences.

Zhen Hao is affectionate: Then if I don't have discipline, do you still love me?

Niu Erhua lowered her eyebrows and blushed: I ...... I don't mind, I love your people, not your temperance.

After that, tons and tons of dog food were unceremoniously smashed on Chang'e's body on the side.

"Grope~ What else do you want, just hurry up and say, I'll leave after I leave, and you can do whatever you like after I leave!"

Chang'e was very angry, because she was forcibly fed too much dog food, she couldn't help retching when her stomach was propped up, and she exuded the breath of a resentful woman.

Interrupted for the fourth time, Zhen Hao rolled his eyes at Chang'e, and said angrily: "Don't come out and wander around when you're pregnant, who is the child's father?"

"You're pregnant, you're pregnant! Your whole family is pregnant!"

Chang'e is angry, there is nothing more slanderous than saying a big girl...... It is said that a widow who is chaste enough to circle the earth is pregnant, and it is also vicious.

Niu Erhua also felt that it was a bit too much to say this about a girl, so she couldn't help but glance at Zhen Hao and let him ......

What do you want Zhen Hao to do, Niu Erhua hasn't had time to say that she has fallen into Zhen Hao's tender words again, and has forgotten which person Chang'e is.

Chang'e: "......"

Five minutes later, Chang'e resisted the urge to retch, sat upright, stared at Zhen Hao with beautiful eyes, and looked at him with a serious face, as if she was facing a great enemy.

Zhen Hao's series of operations just now have made Chang'e understand, and he will come back with a spicy man...... He's not a good stubble.

"No matter how affectionate you look at me, it's useless, a toad is still a toad after all, it's impossible to eat swan meat, I'm the spicy man you can never think of but can't get. ”

Chang'e: (+_+) ?

Saying that, Zhen Hao grabbed Niu Erhua's slender waist with one hand, and looked at Niu Erhua with affection: "My heart will always belong to Erhua alone." ”

Erhua:(*/ω\*)

"Gross~!"

The last wave of dog food has not been digested, and the next wave is coming one after another, Chang'e still can't hold back and retching.

Without waiting for Zhen Hao to speak, Chang'e hurriedly suppressed the retching and preemptively attacked: "I'm not pregnant! And please hurry up and say your request, don't delay here anymore!"

How do you know I'm stalling any longer!

Water...... When he was discovered, Zhen Hao's face was slightly red, and he waved his hand: "What is delaying time...... Procrastinate...... Can the writer's business be called procrastination?"

After that, there are some "books are difficult to write", what "care" and the like, which make Chang'e sound like a donkey's lips are not the right thing to say.

......

Zhen Hao straightened his expression, and his eyes were on Yutu again, greedy, ruthless, and drooling......

"Back to the topic, the carrot is half off, and I don't want you a whole rabbit for the other half, I want both of them on their thighs, what do you think?"

The braised rabbit leg flashed, Zhen Hao wiped the saliva that was about to overflow from the corner of his mouth, and continued to persuade: "If you lose two thighs, you won't want its life, and besides, it is held in your arms all the year round, and it doesn't need two legs, and it is idle if it is idle." ”

Jade Rabbit: You're so poisonous! My master won't agree to you, so you're dead to prying eyes on me!

However, Yutu looked back, but saw a hint of intention flashing on Chang'e's face.

At the same time, a pair of warm jade-like hands were measuring on its legs, as if they were considering...... After losing both legs, will it affect the feeling of holding?

Jade Rabbit: I'm so cracked! Master! I can't agree, I can't agree!

In order to save the rabbit's legs, the jade rabbit roared in his heart, with tears in the corners of his eyes, and looked at Chang'e pitifully, and then arched back and forth in Chang'e's arms, in a vain attempt to use his delicate body to influence Chang'e's heart.

"What if...... I mean, if I really agreed to give you a pair of rabbit legs, would you really go and rescue the Three Virgins?"

With one hand, Chang'e pressed down the two frightened rabbit ears that stood tall and covered its ear canal, in a vain attempt to obstruct the jade rabbit's hearing.

But...... Does this still need to be heard?

From the moment Chang'e blocked its ears, Yutu knew that Chang'e had agreed to Zhen Hao's proposal in her heart.

And...... It can't stop its ears, it hears it all!

Unwilling to let his white legs leave him, Jade Rabbit struggled in Chang'e's arms, wanting to escape from this demon cave, run away from home, and die in the world!

However, a little rabbit is still a little rabbit in the end, and Chang'e gritted her teeth and ruthlessly suppressed it with one hand in her arms.

With a sad face and tears in her eyes, Qianqian Jade blocked the three-petal mouth of Jade Rabbit with her hand: "Jade Rabbit, don't worry, today you paid two thighs to save the Three Holy Mother, we will definitely remember your kindness, and I will definitely hold you anytime and anywhere in the future!"

Jade Rabbit: Go to the special Three Holy Mother, Lao Tzu doesn't love anyone, I just need my thighs!

However, the rabbit's mouth is blocked, and the jade rabbit can't communicate with Chang'e's exclusive language at all, so he can only regret it in his heart, eating and drinking for thousands of years, why don't he work hard to cultivate, but now he can't even transform into a human form!

What? What about taking on human form?

The humanoid has many benefits, it is convenient to fall in love, and it can also be ...... Hey, hey, and most importantly, it's also marked with a sign prohibiting consumption...... You can't have an appetite for a poor little girl...... bar.

Zhen Hao: Hehe, you are still too young, just out of the wolf's den and into the tiger's den, although it is forbidden to eat, but it has become usable.

"Jade Rabbit's two thighs are given to you, will you really keep your promise?" Chang'e stared at Zhen Hao with wide teary eyes, looking at Zhen Hao viciously.

The rabbit leg in his eyes was immediately in his hand, Zhen Hao slapped his chest vigorously, and the slap was banging: "Don't worry, I am an honest and trustworthy good person, and I hate the kind of person who goes back on my word the most in my life, I will never do that kind of thing!"

"You swear! If you lie, you ...... If you shrink into your belly, you won't be able to get out for the rest of your life!"

Zhen Hao was surprised, and his face was stunned: "Isn't this too ruthless?"

"Do you send it or not!"

Zhen Hao: "......"

The scene fell silent, and Zhen Hao didn't say a word, not because he wanted to rebel and take money and not do anything, but because Chang'e's distrust of him deeply broke his heart.

"Brother Zhen Hao, anyway, this is in our territory, there is no one around, we might as well ...... Just grab it!"

On the side, Niu Erhua opened her mouth abruptly, speaking amazingly, staring at Chang'e and Yutu with bad intentions in her eyes.

......

Ten minutes later, under Zhen Hao's heartache and anger, Niu Erhua suddenly woke up and realized that their group was a decent team.

With a repentant face and a guilty face, Niu Erhua issued a letter of apology of tens of thousands of words to Zhen Hao and promised dozens of exercise postures, which was forgiven by Zhen Hao.

"Wangwang~!"

Just as Zhen Hao turned the gun and was about to angrily reprimand Chang'e for her distrust of him, a series of loud dog barks came from outside the door.

Jade Rabbit's face ...... It hadn't changed, but his eyes were much more frightened, as if he was scared of the dog barking outside.

Chang'e's face changed slightly, and a trace of panic flashed in her eyes, she was not afraid of the dog, but afraid of the dog owner behind the dog.

Yang Jian: Why do I feel a bit like I'm swearing?

Anyone who has watched "Baolian Lantern" knows that although Chang'e and Yang Jian did not have any cordial communication, they showed their meaning and had a good impression of each other.

It's a pity that Yang Jian played an undercover agent in many episodes of this TV series in the first few episodes, which made Chang'e love and anger.

So Chang'e's current state of mind is like this: I am in the bedroom of other male immortals at night, will I let that three-eyed beautiful boy misunderstand......

A master and a pet's thoughts were flying, and a big black dog rushed in from outside, followed by Yang Jian, who was dressed in white.

"How can you have so many people here! Then I'm not ......"

Seeing Chang'e sitting on the stool, Yang Jian's brain instantly froze, and his eyes looked at Chang'e, and he was reluctant to move.

"Fairy Chang'e......? Why are you here?"

Tonight, he will be given by Zhen Hao...... The more than 100 Li family craftsmen outside had already embarrassed him when they saw him, but Yang Jian never expected that there was still a Chang'e waiting for him here.

Whoever knows about this matter, he Yang Jian gritted his teeth and got through, but if Chang'e knows, then he is even more uncomfortable than death!

"What am I doing here to close your Erlang Zhenjun? Isn't it okay to string up between neighbors? Anyway, in the middle of the night, your Erlang Zhenjun has worked tirelessly and run for most of the heavens, specifically to come to this old palace, what do you want to do?"

obviously has a good impression in her heart, but Chang'e still pretends not to care, and even looks a little bit like water and fire.

Yang Jian didn't answer, glanced at Zhen Hao, hesitated for a moment, kicked the whistling dog who was staring at the jade rabbit drooling, and turned his head to want to go back.

Yang Jian wanted to leave, not wanting Chang'e to know about the dirty deal between him and Zhen Hao, and to preserve his image in Chang'e's heart.

It's a pity that from tonight, with Zhen Hao's entry, the old palace has become a place of right and wrong, where you can come and leave if you want.

The corners of his mouth rose, and Zhen Hao waved his hand and shouted: "Hey, hey~!Yang Jian, what are you going back for? Don't you want to save the Three Holy Mother?"

Suddenly turned around, his eyes widened angrily, Yang Jian's eyes gradually appeared bloodshot, and he glared at Zhen Hao viciously, without saying a word, his heart was like numbness.

"You also came to Zhen Yue to save the Three Holy Mother?"

The joy in Chang'e's eyes flashed, seeing that Yang Jian ignored the matter of the Three Holy Mother, and even obstructed it, she thought that Yang Jian was a kind-hearted person, but now she didn't expect all this to be his disguise.

Yang Jian saw this flash of joy, but he couldn't be happy at all, his brows were furrowed, and his expression was serious and serious: "What do you mean? You also came to Zhen Hao to rescue the Three Holy Mother?"

Chang'e didn't answer, nodding in acquiescence.

"Boom~!"

There was a thunder in his mind, Yang Jian thought of Zhen Hao's urine, a bad premonition came to his heart, and his hands trembled and stretched out, as if he wanted to catch Chang'e, who was getting farther and farther away in his eyes.

Trembling back and forth, holding back the tears that wanted to fall, Yang Jian seemed to have made up his mind, and looked at Chang'e cautiously: "You...... What did you promise him to help him?"

Chang'e lowered her head and was silent, in front of the three-eyed beautiful boy who she had a little affection for her, she couldn't say such a cruel thing as selling rabbits and begging for help.

"Boom~!"

The thunder that had just been suppressed roared again, and Yang Jian looked at Chang'e blankly, even more sure that Chang'e must have agreed to Zhen Hao's shameless condition, and even ...... It is even possible to sell ...... like him Sell yourself to save your sister.

The miserable and desolate atmosphere circulated between Chang'e and Yang Jian, and the entire Yuelao Palace was full of love, hatred, hatred, and bloody plots that made people want to cry.

"What, you don't need to look like you're dead, I didn't ask for much in Chang'e, I only asked her for two legs. ”

On the side, Zhen Hao poked his head out and interrupted the extremely rich inner activities of the two people.