Just halfway through the first class in the afternoon, the door was pushed open.

"I'm looking for Wu Ge. A girl stood at the door of the classroom and announced loudly.

There was a commotion, because, this is a ...... It's a ...... How to say it, in today's world where the title of "beauty" has flooded to the old lady who sells vegetables, you really can't find the right words to describe the girl in front of you. The boys' gaze on Wu Ge was not only traditional incomprehension, but also trendy jealousy, which was enough to show how serious her beauty was. She was of moderate height, her figure looked plump and delicate, her eyes were large and bright, her nose was high, her lips were moist, and her thick black hair was crushing down her soft cheeks and down to her waist......

Yes, it was dripping because she was soaking wet.

Wu Ge secretly complained in his heart, he recognized this as the girl who took off his pants on the street last time, but he didn't understand how she could know his name and how she found it.

The only one who was still calm was the teacher, who looked at Wu Ge and asked calmly:

"What kind of relative is this, do you need to send her home again?"

"I don't know her. Wu Ge said.

"I know you, your name is Wu Ge. The girl said unequivocally.

Such dialogue and tone leave considerable room for imagination. The girls' gaze on Wu Ge was also filled with resentment, and several girls with more literary talent had already conceived a long romance tragedy novel in their minds, the main plot of which was "to abandon murder and kill people from the beginning to the end." ”

"Are you going to solve this problem outside of school?" Originally, the teacher was deeply dissatisfied with Wu Ge's frequent skipping classes during this time, but now he had no choice but to do so. You can't let this dripping girl stand in the doorway all the time, can you?

"I, I don't really know her. Knowing that he could not escape, Wu Ge stood up and walked out, trying to defend himself.

The class looked at each other in reciprocating.

Wu Ge walked in front, and the girl followed unhurriedly in the back.

"I didn't do anything, I just lied to her that I was a robot," Wu Ge analyzed the situation in front of him, and felt that he had nothing to fear. "She took off my pants, and I didn't take off her. ”

They walked out of the school gates.

"What do you mean, what do you want to do here?" Wu Ge preemptively, "I'm in class, you run in this body, what are you ......talking about?"

"Do you blame me?" the girl said angrily, and her voice grew old and dry. "What's the anger, I'm looking for you when there's something. ”

"Who are you? I don't know you. ”

"Hmm, what did you just ...... I thought you ......."

"Can you say something serious? or I'll tell you myself. ”

"Don't change your voice, it's good, it's hard to hear......"

"Shut up, don't rob me, what qualifications do you have to ......"

……

Wu Ge took a few steps back, his mouth wide open to see the girl arguing with herself.

After a pause, he glared and said, "You, you are ......" He paused, considering how likely it was to be considered a psychopath, but in the end, he said it anyway.

"Are you...... Two people?"

"Yes. ”

"It's not!"

"What the hell is going on, who are you?" Wu Ge asked. During this time, he encountered so many strange things that he was a little numb, but this incident made his brain become a little more active.

"I'm me, I don't know who he is. ”

"Can you ......" Wu Ge had a slight headache and a feeling of difficulty in expression, but he finally managed to cope with it.

“…… Can you make it clear, everyone knows that I am me, and even I am me. Got it?"

He doesn't know if his logical accent is correct, and it is really difficult to talk about logic at this time, because the "logic" around him is indeed a bit less.

"I'll ...... it anyway"

"Don't say it. ”

As soon as the old man's voice sounded, he was interrupted by a crisp voice. "My name is Cheng Yingxia, you know?"

The situation did not get any better, and Wu Ge was still at a loss. But he had a very strange feeling, he felt that the old voice just now seemed to have been heard somewhere. He cautiously asked:

"Can I ...... Well, a word for the other one?"

The girl looked deflated.

"Okay," she said with a calm face. "But don't talk nonsense, keep it short. ”

"Apprentice," the old man's voice rang out impatiently. "I'm your master!"

Wu Ge gasped.

"Master Jigong, why do you ......?"

Jigong doesn't have much pursuit of life, he just eats and drinks well, and the requirements are not high, but even then it costs money. In ancient times, he could transform into a fate or something, but this hand is a bit uninspiring in modern times - in addition to the prevalence of atheism, too many copycat monks are also one of the reasons for this phenomenon. Fortunately, Jigong found another easy way to make money, which is to collect waste. To be honest, this profession does suit him very well, and he dresses like a scavenger anyway.

In the afternoon, he wandered to the river, hoping to pick up some drink bottles or something, but unexpectedly found that someone had fallen into the river and was struggling. Speaking of saving the drowning, the gods have a thousand ways, such as using levitation to get people ashore directly, or they can make their arms longer to carry people up, or - if you want to show your hand - use the water splitting trick to separate the river and let the drowning person come up on their own (but this trick is too laborious for immortals who are not highly cultivated to use it). Of course, the simplest way can also be used, which is to jump into the water directly to save people, but this trick is really not worth it for immortals, even for "marginal immortals" like Jigong. In addition, Jigong is probably a little reluctant to bear the layer of old dirt brought down from the Song Dynasty. In short, he thought about it for a while and decided to use the method of "possession", that is, the original spirit went out of the body, entered the body of the drowning person, and guided him to save himself. The advantage of this is that it is not ostentatious and does not reveal its immortal identity.

This choice was definitely very wise, and the person was rescued smoothly, but when Jigong guided the rescued, that is, Cheng Yingxia, to come to his side to complete the return of the Yuan Shen, he was surprised to find that his physical body was missing.

At the same time, Cheng Yingxia also gradually recovered from the fear and exhaustion of the rest of her life after the disaster, and found that something was wrong, such as when she should have gone home early to change into clean clothes, but for some reason she was looking for something around her, and she also inexplicably showed some kind of reluctance to the half-snakeskin bag drink bottle by the river. This situation was not broken until she knocked her head and said to herself in a dry, old voice, "What the hell is wrong".

"Who are you?" she asked in a frightened voice.

Jigong couldn't hide it anymore.