"Then you have to change your clothes and come again, have you thought about how embarrassed I am?" Wu Ge complained.

"Can I go up there to change clothes?" Cheng Yingxia was so aggrieved that she was about to cry, "He is on me, I don't ...... change clothes there"

Hmph, taking off someone's pants on the street is so nimble, it's your turn to be so conservative!Wu Ge thought to himself.

"Alright, I don't want to rely on you. Apprentice, take a breath and find out where my physical body is?"

"But I won't be angry!"

"Didn't you break up twice?"

"But I don't know how. Besides, I can't get it back. ”

"It's a problem," she (or he) scratched her head, "I can't cast a spell now, if I ......"

"Don't touch my head. Cheng Yingxia protested.

“...... It's your own hands. Jigong explained cautiously.

"Then don't touch my hand...... You don't do anything. She huffed.

"Would I like to?" said Jigong. "I want to get out early, too. I'm still a monk, so I'm ...... about this."

"Is there a hindrance?" Wu Ge asked suspiciously, "Anyway, you are not a serious monk, and you eat and drink meat." ”

There was silence.

"But this color ring ......," Jigong said hesitantly.

"It doesn't matter, there's a story that says, well," Wu Ge tried to comfort Jigong, but he couldn't remember the story clearly. Busy studying all day, his memory is a bit overloaded. "That is...... Two monks crossed the river, and when they met a woman, they also wanted to cross the river, so a monk hugged the woman over. Another monk accused the monk of not keeping the vows, and the monk said, 'I have put that woman down, why do you keep holding it?'"

“...... So what?"

"That means that a true monk doesn't take the difference between men and women to heart, understand?"

There was another burst of silence.

Then, Jigong said slowly: "I'm afraid, I haven't read as many Buddhist scriptures as you think." ”

"Okay, can you do something serious? I'm not a monk, I'm still shivering with cold!"

"If it's cold, you can rub the dantian and waist eyes, and ......"

"Don't touch me!"

"Okay, let's go to the river. Wu Ge said tiredly.

They walked around the river for a while, but there was no clue.

"Woo......" Cheng Yingxia cried, "I don't care, he must go out today, otherwise I will simply die." ”

"What's the use of saying this?" Wu Ge was a little irritable, he was wondering if he should simply go to the fairy world to find Sun Wukong and Lu Dongbin, they must have a way.

"After all, I'm saving you, doing good deeds......" Jigong was also a little irritable.

"Do you have to save it like this? You can just throw me a stick, you have to ......."

"What did you just say?"

"I said he could just throw me a stick......"

"I'm not asking you, I'm asking him. ”

"I said I was doing good deeds and saving people......"

"You're just ill-intentioned......"

"Alright, stop arguing. Wu Ge shouted. He held up a hand with a look of understanding.

"Who would want a corpse, you say?" he said.

"It's not a corpse, it's alive. Jigong corrected.

"Yes, yes," Wu Ge said impatiently, "Anyway, the meat can't be eaten, what are people going to do?"

"Who said you can't eat ......" Jigong's self-esteem was a little hurt.

"In short, if you save people, people will also save people," Wu Ge said with great confidence, "Your body must have been sent to the hospital." We just have, well, find the nearest hospital. ”

"Ah...... Reasonable. Why did we just ......?"

"Then let's go," Cheng Yingxia said with a jump on her feet, "I'm almost cold." ”

They stopped a taxi on the side of the road.

"Go to the nearest hospital nearby. Wu Ge said.

The driver seemed a little hesitant.

"It's not that I refuse to ride, it's just that I can't...... I just escaped from the hospital. ”

"Escape, what's wrong?"

"That's right," the driver explained, "I just passed by and saw an old man fainting, so I took him to the hospital, and I knew that the hospital said that I hit someone and asked me to pay for medical expenses, and I ...... do good deeds."

"It turned out that you did a good thing!"

The driver fled the hospital as if he were flying.

He had never met a girl like that, and it was so powerful, that one person had the strength of two people—and even spoke as if two people were talking at the same time.

He felt the pinch marks on his neck with palpitations, and then remembered that he had forgotten to collect the fare.

"Forget it," he comforted himself, "today is the day to learn from Lei Feng." ”

Still, he was a little indignant.

It's okay to do good, he thought. But you can't let me get bad retribution, can you?

Wu Ge found the doctor on duty.

"There's such an old man. After listening to Wu Ge's description, the doctor replied.

"You didn't give him a perspective, did you?" Wu Ge asked in horror.

In order to facilitate the storage and operation of qi, the immortals have a great degree of transformation of the body. For example, since the "Bigu" has been realized, there is no need for the digestive and excretory systems to exist—why keep them, are they inflamed?—the gods occasionally feel the fireworks of the world, and after the food slides down the throat, they don't know what mysterious place they have gone. Ji Gong is relatively normal, and he keeps it until the stomach, because for a gourmet, the feeling of fullness in the abdomen after a good meal is also part of the enjoyment.

Therefore, if the fairy is sick and hospitalized, it is possible to let the doctor who manages the perspective have a good addiction to horror blockbusters for free.

The doctor's answer made Wu Ge breathe a sigh of relief.

"Perspective? Do you think perspective doesn't cost money?"

"That's good. He's ...... now."

"It's sent to the morgue. ”

"What?"

Wu Ge was like a blow to the head. This is an immortal! How can it be said that it will be hung up? If the immortal is so fragile, then what is the point of cultivating immortals? But at this time, the doctor saw Wu Ge's surprise and explained:

"Don't worry, you're still alive. ”

“...... Alive? Then why send it to the morgue?"

"Where do you say?" the doctor asked, "and the beds are so tight now, and the corridors are obstructing traffic. ”

"You're so irresponsible. Even Cheng Yingxia was upset for Jigong.

"Don't talk nonsense, we've done our duty. It is estimated that the doctor on duty is also a publicity officer, and he spoke in a set manner, "Our hospital attaches great importance to this matter, and the vice president personally examines him to confirm that his physical signs are normal and not life-threatening......

"Okay, okay, you can say that the morgue is there. ”

Seeing ghosts once did not make Wu Ge immune to things like morgues, but following a girl, he had to pretend to be righteous and awe-inspiring and go straight inside.

To his surprise, there was not a terrible silence in the morgue, on the contrary, it was quite lively inside.

Seven or eight young people surrounded the theory of two wearing white coats, coincidentally, this is the same group of people who smoked Jigong cigarettes on the street, the leader is called Wang Danhan, and the people in the rivers and lakes are called "Dull Han King." ”

The "dumb man" is actually very shrewd, no, his subordinates reported to him that an old scavenger was pushed into the morgue soon after entering the hospital, and he realized that a lucrative deal was coming. Although doing such a thing is a bit of a shi, but what can be done? Madoff's kid has made a big mistake, and now the underworld is affected by the financial crisis!

"Damn, do you know who this is?" this is my cousin know?" he scolded and shoved the dean, "My cousin is in good health, and your hospital has killed him." ”

His men followed you with punches and kicks, but not seriously. They do a lot of this, they know that cheating money is the goal, there is no need to beat people up, just put some pressure on the other party.

"Not dead, not dead," the dean argued as he dodged. He has seen such a scene, and he knows what the other party's background is, and he understands that he can't do anything if he doesn't pay today. But what should be fought for is to be fought for, and if there is no dead man, he can't let him pay the price of a dead man.

"You're still ......" "Dumb man" put his hand under Jigong's nose, and suddenly his eyes widened: Why is the mother really not dead?

"You're not dead, what kind of place is this, huh?" he raised his hand and slapped the dean, "You are insulting to personality, you know, you have to pay for mental damages." ”

"Less nonsense," his subordinate slapped him to the ground without waiting for the dean to speak. They are all veterans, and the operation process is very familiar.

"There's something to say," begged the vice-dean, "don't hit anyone." ”

Wang Danhan lit a cigarette and glanced at Cheng Yingxia who walked in. "This girl is on time. He thought, "But I'm not done with business, wait until I get the money......"

But Cheng Yingxia walked over to this side, and he couldn't help but panic.

Damn, it's not going to be the family members coming, this is the bone.

"Don't want to get out of the way!" he threatened.

But it didn't work, and the girl walked straight over. He noticed that the girl was a little weird, but he couldn't tell exactly where it was, as if it wasn't just her soaked body. It wasn't until the next day, when he carefully summed up the lessons of his failure, that although the girl was moving forward with determination, there was a look of fear on her face, and her upper body was desperately leaning back, as if she was running away from something. He believes that it is this contradictory performance that confuses him and prevents him from reacting correctly in time.

There was silence, and several thugs stopped and stared at Cheng Yingxia with wide eyes. Like their boss, they also feel that "this girl is on time," not to mention that she is soaking wet, which makes people think about it. But now this time and place is a bit ...... That, and there seems to be something inexplicably frightening about this girl.

The girl walked over to the stretcher bed and raised both hands. Her upper body was tilted back, her face twisted to one side, and then she jerked backwards, crashing into the arms of a boy who had just followed.

"What the hell are you doing?" Wang Danhan thought suspiciously, but experience told him that it was not advisable to stay for long. He winked and motioned for his men to take the dean away.

"Okay, let's talk about it, let's talk about it in your office. ”

He was a little late, and Jigong sat up.

"Your cousin is awake. The vice president said busily.

He glared at the vice dean, but knew in his heart that he had already lost, and now he had to think about how to retreat with dignity.

"Ah, cousin, so filial. Jigong looked at him with a smile, "Why are you still smoking that cigarette?"

"Oh, yes. ##*￥。 He said. The so-called ##*¥ is a vague version of "cousin". Although "turning his face faster than turning a book" is the supreme realm that people in the rivers and lakes strive for, it is difficult for him to rewind his words and slap himself so quickly.

"Alright, since you're okay ......##*¥, we'll go back. He turned, a belly full of fire. Hmph, Lao Tzu wants to settle accounts with the kid who told me this, so that Lao Tzu can eat such a big ......

There was a crisp "snap", and he fell hard. His men hurriedly helped him up, and he fainted for more than a minute.

"Damn," he cried out half joyfully and half angrily, "how can you have watermelon peels in your morgue, and you have to pay ...... for the fall of Lao Tzu?"

He tugged at the dean's collar, and the dean trembled and pointed cautiously behind him. He turned around and found one of his men holding a slice of watermelon in his hand with a bite on it.

"Where the are you from watermelon?" he asked, with a look of disbelief.

One of his subordinates was actually thinking about this as well. Of course, he did have a watermelon on him, but he clearly remembered that the watermelon was in his waist, and to be honest, the word "knife" should be added to the end of the "watermelon".

Watermelon is there, that's a problem, but for "The Dumb Man", there's a problem that's more important than this one, and that's that he needs to take a good breath.

He slapped him hard and scolded:

"Damn, you can eat it here, and it's not too unlucky!"

He walked out of the morgue in a rage, followed by several of his men, and disappeared in an instant.

"Now it's your turn. Jigong smiled and said to the dean, "I heard that this is a place to put the dead?"

"Oops, I'm so sorry, we made a mistake ...... our work"

The dean did not die, and his attitude was unusually humble.

"It's not enough to apologize, right?"

“...... Okay, what do you say?" said the dean. He can't be more ruthless than the gang of underworld just now! 3,000 yuan can always be spent, but if he can't do it, it's 5,000......

"Then how about you invite me back to KFC?"

"Ahh The dean was overjoyed.

"No, no, KFC doesn't have anything to eat. Jigong said thoughtfully.

The dean's heart suddenly fell into the ice cave again.

"I thought, I should try McDonald's this time. ”