Chapter 30 Tian Boguang was scared to pee
In the temporary small village that Tian Boguang asked someone to build, the lights were colorful, everyone was feasting, the sound of fierce fist strokes, and the sound of clinking glasses came and went, so it was not lively.
In the cave room, the red candle is hung high, a big "Xi" character is hung on the wall, the festive couplet is pasted everywhere, the red light is diffused in the whole room, and the joy is compelling.
Tian Boguang cautiously stepped into the new house, his hands trembling uncontrollably, as if he had returned to the excitement and nervousness when he had sex with his girlfriend for the first time. He took a deep breath, suppressed his apprehension, slowly paced in front of the bride, and said softly: "Little beauty, from the first time I saw you, I felt that you were my destined partner in this life, and this feeling, even Xiaohong back then never gave it to me." ”
"As soon as tonight passes, you are my Tian Boguang's wife, from now on you will follow me, you will definitely not let you suffer at all, I Tian Boguang will let you enjoy the bliss of the world and accompany me for a lifetime. ”
Tian Boguang trembled, slowly and solemnly confessed, and then slowly lifted the bride's red hijab, he looked at the bride tenderly, and gradually revealed the true face of Lushan.
"Xianggong, you are so good to others, and they will treat you well in the future. A rough and arrogant voice came from the mouth of the bride in front of her.
"Oh, my mother!"
The moment he saw the bride revealing his true face of Lushan, Tian Boguang was like an electric shock, shouted, took three or four steps back suddenly, beat his chest with his right hand, swung his two legs fiercely, and the middle of his legs was damp.
"Where's the ugly bastard!"
Tian Boguang roared angrily, where is this the pure and lovely pretty nun he was looking forward to, the nostrils in front of him are facing the sky, the nose hair is exposed, a large black spot on the face, the eyes, eyebrows and nose are almost squeezed together, and the fat woman who is as fat as a pig is clearly a mountain.
"Brother Tian hasn't seen you for a long time, I didn't want Brother Tian to get married last time, and the bride is so distinctive, so heavy taste, I'm afraid only Brother Tian is qualified to bear it, the younger brother really admires the five bodies to the ground, dead and alive. ”
Ling Hu Chong slowly walked out from the corner, gloating and teasing: "Brother Tian has read countless women, I don't want to be a person in temperament, and I am so excited to become a parent, I actually peed on my pants." ”
"Your sister's Ling Hu Chong, where did you hide the little nun? In vain, Tian Boguang treated you as a brother, and you actually got such a bloated and fat ugly woman to fix me, what are your intentions?" Tian Boguang said angrily.
"Brother Tian, don't get me wrong, this Zhu Cuihua girl, talented, outstanding, earth-shattering, the little brother was shocked at first sight, the dazzling light almost blinded the little brother's eyeballs, think about it, in this world, only the popular and suave Brother Tian is qualified to marry him forever for a hundred years, the little brother is not far away, and he specially dedicated this woman to Brother Tian. ”
Ling Hu Chong pretended to be shocked, and said in surprise: "Brother Tian, we are like brothers, you don't have to take this little thing to heart, let alone be grateful to me, don't be polite, come on, don't be stunned, start the cave room." ”
"Dongfang, your sister, Lao Tzu fought with you!"
Tian Boguang took out the big knife on his waist and slashed at Linghu Chong, waving it, the knife was as fast as the wind, and the sound of breaking the wind was bursting, forming an afterimage, and it turned out to be all out and merciless.
Ling Hu Chong pulled out the Xuantie heavy sword, and quickly resisted Tian Boguang's fast knife, Tian Boguang became more and more angry and sad, and Ling Hu Chong was naturally at ease, playing heavy sword, and teasing Tian Boguang from time to time, which made him even more angry, endocrine disorder, and almost incontinent.
Under the guidance of Ling Hu Chong, the two fought from the inside of the room to the roof, fought outside the room, fought all the way to the banquet area, and finally approached the position of Dongfang Undefeated, Tian Boguang slashed fiercely, Ling Hu Chong blocked with a sword, pretended to be weak, and was suddenly shot out, crashing into Dongfang Undefeated, who was sitting in a seat and drinking.
Dongfang Undefeated got up and dodged gracefully, Ling Hu Chong directly smashed the table and chair she was sitting on, secretly biting the props that had already been in her mouth, a bright red liquid flowed out from the corner of her mouth, and she held the sword in her right hand, trembling, and stood up with difficulty, in order to win Dongfang Undefeated's sympathy, Ling Hu Chong performed hard.
"Linghu Chong, why do you say you are so annoying, let go of my little nun, and destroy my good deeds, if it weren't for my mercy, I would have hacked you to death a long time ago. Tian Boguang saw that Linghu Chong was seriously injured, so he stopped doing it and scolded loudly.
"The Wuyue Sword Sect is in the same spirit, how can I watch the senior sister of the Hengshan Sect being insulted by you. Linghu Chong was full of righteousness and righteousness.
"Do you think the little nun can run? Let me tell you, the person I want to catch Tian Boguang who is alone for thousands of miles, even if I run to the ends of the earth, I will catch her back, hum!"
Tian Boguang said proudly, he has a kind of ability, his nose has been very smart since he was a child, and he is particularly sensitive to smells, he is already familiar with the breath of the little nun Yilin, as long as he does not come out of a radius of ten miles, the little nun will not be able to run.
"Oh, Brother Tian, we are really the same kind of people, the person I want to save Hu Chong, even if you catch her to the ends of the earth, I will save her. Linghu Chong continued to adjust his oil cavity.
"Okay, come on!"
The two continued to fight again, and after a while, after Ling Hu Chong's deliberate release of the water, Tian Boguang knocked him to the ground several times, and Ling Hu Chong would stand up tenaciously after being knocked down every time he was knocked down and continue to fight.
After repeating it many times, Tian Boguang collapsed and said in frustration: "Brother Linghu, Master Linghu, Uncle Linghu, you will die if you continue like this." Okay, okay, count me wrong, I won't fight with you, take care of yourself. ”
After that, Tian Boguang carried the big knife and walked away quickly without looking back.
And Ling Hu Chong also breathed a sigh of relief, and finally got free, Tian Boguang's martial arts couldn't even break through his defenses, he just had to pretend to be seriously injured, and the difficulty of the performance was too high.
Linghu Chong tangled up to complete a move of zuihou, faked a fall, pretended to be physically exhausted, and fell to the ground. At this time, Dongfang Undefeated, who was dressed in men's clothes, slowly walked in front of Ling Hu Chong, squatted down, and asked in a low voice, "The little nun you saved is your lover?"
"What kind of lover, I don't know that little master, I'm still a bachelor!" Ling Hu Chong said casually, pointing out the fact that he was single.
"Since it's not your lover, and it's not your relatives and friends, why do you sacrifice your life to save her?" Dongfang was undefeated, and helped Ling Hu Chong up from the ground and continued to ask.
"Walking the rivers and lakes, since the road is uneven, draw a sword to help, and the Wuyue Sword Sect is in the same breath, how can I watch the little junior sister of the Hengshan Sect being humiliated by people and not saving her, then I will be uneasy for the rest of my life. Ling Hu Chong behaved uprightly, with the tone and style of the standard version of the righteous actor in a martial arts story.
Looking at Dongfang Undefeated, who was contemplating, Ling Hu said abruptly: "This brother, why do I think you are very familiar, you seem to be the girl I saved in the middle of my life!"
"What kind of eyes do you have, there is no distinction between men and women!" Dongfang Undefeated let go and pushed Ling Hu Chong to the ground.
"Oh, I'm an injured person, so hard, I fell and killed you. Linghu Chong complained: "You are really not a woman, but you are really like the girl I met in my life." ”
"Shut up!" Dongfang Undefeated helped Ling Hu Chong and walked into the distance.
(PS: Sanjiang passed the preliminary examination, everyone can collect it when you read the book, thank you for the book friend jk65461 and Yeluo O Qiuchen for rewarding)