Chapter 29 Prepare a surprise for Tian Boguang
Tian Boguang strode away with the little nun Yilin, and Ling Hu Chong naturally followed, but what he didn't expect was that Tian Boguang did not return to the Qinglou, but asked someone to build a small village in the suburbs, and the village was full of festive couplets and red banners.
In addition, Tian Boguang also threw a lot of money, invited matchmakers and bridesmaids, helped Yilin make up and dress up, and invited extras in the lively and bustling street market, and went to the village to eat and drink wine for free in the evening.
Yi Lin must be saved, not to mention anything else, the fact that she is Dongfang's undefeated sister alone cannot make Ling Hu Chong stand idly by. But he didn't want to pretend to be a woman like in the original book, so he could only go to the street to find a woman who could replace Yilin and disgust Tian Boguang.
After a few contacts, Ling Hu Chong also knows a lot about Tian Boguang's character, this flower thief is a more particular person, since he has built a village and placed the wedding wine, he will naturally not attack Yilin before the cave room, and before the cave room at night, Yilin will be very safe.
was concentrating on how to carry out the rescue process at night, and was unexpectedly bumped on the shoulder, causing the fox to rush to a crooked grin, and reached out to grab the neck of the man who hit the person, and brought the middle-aged man who was about to escape in front of him.
"The hero spares his life, the little one has eyes and does not know Mount Tai, and has no intention of offending, please forgive the hero. A middle-aged man with a lewd and panicked look actually knelt directly on the ground and kowtowed to admit his mistake.
How is it a little familiar, Ling Hu Chong was a little puzzled, suddenly patted his head, and suddenly remembered that this lewd man was the middle-aged man he caught at the foot of Huashan Mountain and asked for directions. The same obscene, the same clean and refreshing, kneeling and begging for mercy.
Ling Hu Chong laughed at himself, shijie is really small, he is so close to a passer-by, remembering the scene when he asked him the location of the Qinglou, how similar it is now, the same trembling, standing restless, as if some wild beast was chasing him behind.
"Xianggong, don't run, I will definitely haode you!"
At this moment, a huge voice shouted, shaking the tables and chairs and pans of the surrounding vendors. It unconsciously reminded people of the lion's roar, the supreme sonic attack martial arts.
Ling Hu Chong looked up, and was suddenly shocked The corners of his mouth turned white, and his whole body trembled unconsciously, and a fat woman rushed over, and the stone slabs that she stepped on were all cracked like spider webs, shocking. As she ran, the surrounding tables and chairs began to shake like an earthquake, and large tiles fell from the roof.
The most important thing is her appearance, which is also shocking and miserable, just like the scene of a car accident, which made Hu Chong almost vomit the overnight meal.
And the obscene middle-aged man who was caught by Ling Hu Chong, as if he had suddenly gained a hundred years of skill and became a peerless master, suddenly broke free and fled like a desperate person.
Ling Hu Cheng clearly understood, why did this lewd man kneel down and beg for mercy at every turn, without even hesitating, dare to love him Don't dare to waste precious time, glanced at the body shape and appearance of this fat woman, and suddenly felt that he should mourn for three minutes for this unknown obscene man.
Seeing the obscene masculinity rushing into the crowd and disappearing, the fat woman sat on the ground and cried sadly, and her heart-rending dry howl almost made Hu Chong, a mythical master, fall to his stomach.
Suddenly, a thunderbolt flashed in Ling Hu Chong's mind, and a thought came to his mind, and his face actually showed a very contradictory look.
Ling Hu Chong plucked up his courage, walked to the side of the fat woman like a hill, and said to him: "Don't be sad, how can this kind of obscene and ugly man be worthy of your peerless appearance, do you want to know a super handsome guy who is suave, strong in martial arts, and handsome?"
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In the blink of an eye, it was evening, the sun was setting, Tian Boguang's small village was brightly lit, more than a dozen tables of banquets were set up outside the tent, and all kinds of unknown temporary guests were feasting, toasting and drinking, congratulating the groom, and Tian Boguang was also toasting at one table and drinking happily.
In the new room, Yilin, the little nun who was dressed up by the bridesmaids, sat motionless on the bed, and Tian Boguang was afraid that she would run away and set her acupuncture points on the ground.
A breeze blew, Ling Hu Chong turned over and came in weirdly, lifted the red hijab, unlocked the little nun Yi Lin's acupoint, and said that she said: "Little sister Yi Lin, don't be afraid, I am Ling Hu Chong, a senior disciple of the Huashan faction, specially came to save you, you climb out of the window, and then leave here immediately." ”
"Thank you Senior Brother Linghu for rescuing, Yilin is grateful. The little nun Yilin folded her hands and bowed in thanks.
Ling Hu Chong didn't talk nonsense, he didn't care about the difference between men and women, he directly dragged Yilin out of the window and asked her to leave quickly, and he began to prepare a big surprise for Tian Boguang.
This nun of the Hengshan faction actually still has long black and bright hair, which has to make Ling Hu Chong feel cheated, what is the difference between this nun with long hair and the chief beard of the eunuch?
"Come on, come on, everyone is eating and drinking, today is my Tian Boguang's big day, thank you for coming to cheer," Tian Boguang raised his glass to everyone, "Everyone can eat and drink as much as you like today, and there will be five cents later." ”
The extras applauded and applauded profusely, so it was not lively.
After Tian Boguang finished speaking, he planned to enter the cave room directly, but was stopped by the matchmaker and others, saying that he would play a quiz game first, and only by answering the correct questions could he enter the cave room. Originally, he didn't bother to pay attention to it, as a famous flower thief in the world, he couldn't remember how many times he had been in the cave house. But the matchmaker restrained him for a long time, and today this woman is different from other women, she used to just have fun, but this time he was emotional, so he had to participate in this so-called quiz game.
At this time, a young man with a face like a crown of jade and a heroic posture walked into this lively little village, and he was attracted by the shouts of the crowd.
"Guests from afar, please come inside!" The temporary housekeeper invited by Tian Boguang stepped forward to receive him, "Today is the wedding day of our father-in-law, and my son-in-law has recently had a glass of wedding wine to go to the tired." ”
"Hey, seeing that the son is polite and courteous, he must be a knowledgeable person, why don't you ask the son to come up with a question to test our groom officer, do you think it's good?" said the matchmaker.
Everyone applauded for a while, and they asked the young man to ask the question.
And the young man was not polite, and after sitting down, he directly said to Tian Boguang: "I don't know if I don't know when I sleep in spring, what is the next sentence?"
Tian Boguang's head was as big as a fight, he didn't like to read since he was a child, where would he be able to write poetry, he wanted to play tricks, but he couldn't bear the coaxing of everyone, so he had to rack his brains, and suddenly thought of a quatrain, so he said loudly: "Spring sleep is not aware, the cave room is infinitely good!"
After speaking, he clapped his hands to himself, the more Tian Boguang thought about it, the better it became, it turned out that my Lao Tian is still a poet, and he is really talented.
Linghu, who was hiding in the shadows, looked at the young man with a face like a crown of jade, and looked excited, sure enough, it was her, and Dongfang appeared. However, Tian Boguang's poem made him secretly curse in his heart: "I don't know if I don't know about spring sleep, and the cave house is infinitely better! Tian Boguang, a lewd thief, actually chanted such a philosophical tune for the ages, which is really unseemly. ”
However, Brother Tian, we met once, how can I not prepare a big gift for your wedding, I hope this big surprise will not frighten you.