The next day, Li Yundong took out the courage of a martyr and prepared to go to school, but he didn't expect the little fox to hear that he was going out, so he rushed out of the bedroom again, and grabbed the corner of Li Yundong's clothes: "I'm going too." ”

Li Yundong couldn't cry or laugh: "My aunt and grandmother, I can easily muster up the courage to go to class, and if you still go with you, you won't be laughed to death if you are seen?" ”

Su Chan puffed out his mouth and said angrily: "Who dares to laugh at you, I will teach them a lesson!"

Li Yundong was angry and funny, and patted Su Chan's head: "Wait at home obediently, I'll bring you food back after class." Hey, you don't have any braids when you sleep, do you?"

Su Chan tilted his head, dodged Li Yundong's hand, and grabbed the corner of Li Yundong's clothes: "No, I just want to go with you." ”

Even Su Chan was a little unclear why he had to follow this guy, probably because in this strange world, the only thing he was familiar with was the guy in front of him who swallowed his own Yuan Jindan.

The extremely insecure little fox refused to let go, no matter how Li Yundong persuaded him, he shook his head.

Li Yundong had no choice but to sigh and shout: "Okay, what the hell do you think of others......! Ahem, go your own way and let others have nothing to ...... Ahem, let others have no way out!Well, let's go, go to the execution ground!"

On the way to the school, Li Yundong saw many pairs of students walking to the school from the rental house outside, the female bird is human, the male is holding jade in his arms, and of course, the male bird can occasionally be seen in the human being.

Li Yundong really wanted Su Chan to be able to hug his arm and his waist, but he was afraid that the exposed pervert nature would scare this little girl away.

Li Yundong kept looking back at Su Chan all the way, only to see that she followed Li Yundong closely along the way, following in unison, her hand still gently tugging at the corner of Li Yundong's clothes, like a child who didn't grow up.

This appearance made Li Yundong laugh dumbly.

Entering the school gate, Li Yundong and the little fox immediately attracted a lot of attention, the boys looked at the little fox's eyes full of amazement, and then occasionally looked at Li Yundong, who was not amazing, was full of jealousy, and they cursed in their hearts without exception: How could such a beautiful woman follow such a guy? Where is this guy better than me? Damn, shameful, contemptible!

The girls flashed their eyes on the little fox, and they were also cursing in their hearts: Little fox, sassy fox, look so sassy and come out to show off!

But more of their eyes fell on Li Yundong, and their hearts were full of curiosity.

What is so good about this man that can attract such a beautiful woman to accompany him?

There used to be a saying called measuring a man's strength, looking at his opponents, measuring a man's taste, and looking at his friends.

But in fact, these girls are more willing to believe: measure a man's strength and taste, and look at the women around him.

What kind of strength a man is, what kind of woman is around him.

But where is this guy's strength?

I only heard that this guy was the king of the school before, and he was issued twenty-one good person cards in a year, which is an unprecedented record in Tiannan University.

If he really has the strength, how can he be issued twenty-one good guy cards in a row?

The girls were puzzled, but they were reserved and would not take the initiative to come up close to explore this problem, of course, the main reason was because the little fox was next to Li Yundong.

The little fox is still wearing an antique red dress, like a beautiful woman in ancient costumes who walked down in movies and television, but she feels very appropriate when she wears this dress, as if she should wear such clothes, classical and beautiful.

After walking around the campus for a while, there was finally something that Li Yundong didn't want to encounter.

"Ha, isn't that the cucumber emperor who was in the classroom yesterday?" A student who was in class with Li Yundong yesterday recognized Su Chan and Li Yundong and laughed.

Rao is Li Yundong's usual face is known as thick as a city wall, and he can't help but feel a hot fever, he just stiffens his neck, and he doesn't look at them, and he is straining in his heart.

Some of the surrounding students didn't understand what they were talking about, and they were curious to inquire, and these students who were idle on weekdays also took the trouble to explain, which made these people suddenly wonder: "Oh, he is the cucumber emperor with the highest click rate in the school forum post yesterday?"

Damn, why did you get to the school forum again? Li Yundong couldn't help but go crazy in his heart.

"Hey, Li Yundong, is the cucumber delicious?

"Haha, cucumbers can also reduce fire, it's really a miracle in the world!"

"I'm laughing to death, it turns out that cucumbers can reduce fire, and when Lao Tzu's anger comes, it's OK to eat a few cucumbers from him!"

Li Yundong listened to these voices, and the corners of his eyes twitched: "Mom, be calm, you must be calm! They are jealous of me, absolutely!"

If it's just laughter, the problem is that these idle animals actually took out a posture of playing soy sauce onlookers, followed Li Yundong and Su Chan, and made fun of them all the way.

Walking to the bottom of the teaching building, the three floors and the outer three floors were surrounded by people, Li Yundong was angry, damn, these guys, are they endless?

But he couldn't do anything with these guys, so he could only grit his teeth and endure it.

Su Chan on the side saw Li Yundong's appearance, his eyes rolled, and he remembered what his master said to her: If you want a man to always remember that you are grateful to you, stand up for him when he needs help the most, and shelter him from the wind and rain.

So, Su Chan went crazy.

Su Chan was furious, crossed his waist and rushed to a boy who laughed the most, and looked him up and down.

This boy is not tall, he looks quite handsome, and his peach blossom eyes are very attractive to women, he saw Su Chan rushing towards him, and thought that he had an affair, so he hurriedly put on a smile that he was most satisfied with.

But after the little fox looked at him, he grabbed his wrist and began to check his pulse, and after a while, he pinched his cheek with one hand and shouted, "Open your mouth!"

The boy was inexplicable and subconsciously opened his mouth.

The little fox glanced at it, sneered and split his head and face: "You have a pale complexion, a red tongue with little moss, a smooth and weak vein, deep and dark eye sockets, dull eyes, thin lips, and shiny hair, but you have sparse eyebrows at a young age, do you know what the reason is?"

The boy was stunned by the little fox, and said, "What, what is the reason?"

The little fox said loudly: "It means that your kidney yin is very deficient!"

The boy vaguely felt that this was not a good thing, and his face turned red: "What kidney yin deficiency? What do you mean? What nonsense are you talking about?"

The little fox made a horn with both hands and put it to his mouth: "It means that you have a deficient kidney, a kidney deficiency!

"Wow!!"

This sentence was too violent, and everyone was in an uproar and exploded collectively.

All kinds of eyes around him moved from Li Yundong's body to the body of this kidney-deficient man, only to see him his face flushed.

The boy only felt that the blood was surging up his head, his head was dizzy, and he was almost about to faint, stammered, and said in a hoarse voice: "You are spurting blood! You, you are only losing your kidney! How can I lose my kidney when I am so young and strong!"

The little fox sneered: "Young and strong? Have you ever heard of a man who drowns in the river and immediately falls to death a hero?

Indulgence!!

One sentence is more fierce than another!!

Everyone collectively exploded, and the eyes that looked at the man with kidney deficiency were a little more amazed.

The kidney-deficient man did bloom with his girlfriend a few degrees last night, and when the little fox said it, his heart twisted, and he couldn't go smoothly in one breath, and his eyes rolled and he fainted.

"Something's wrong, there's an accident!"

The soy sauce party was in an uproar and wanted to come around to see what was going on, but they saw Su Chan shouting: "Stop me!"

When they heard this, they immediately stopped.

The little fox squatted down and pinched the man with kidney deficiency, and after a while, the kidney man woke up leisurely.

Su Chan stood up, then swept his gaze, and then swept to a tall boy wearing long sleeves and long pants, and walked towards him quickly.

When the boy saw Su Chan walking towards him, his heart suddenly beat violently, not because he was looking forward to an affair, but because he was afraid, he was afraid that if this little beauty gave himself a kidney loss like just now, then he would not live.

Su Chan walked up to the boy and said to him, "Stretch out your hand." ”

The boy quickly hid both hands behind his back, looking frightened: "No!"

Su Chan said again: "Then open your mouth!"

The boy quickly closed his mouth tightly, eager to sew his mouth with a needle and thread, and shook his head like a rattle.

Su Chan sneered: "Think I won't be able to cure you like this?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and slammed the boy on the shoulder, pulling him over stiffly, and turning his back towards him.

The little fox pressed his thumb under the spinous process of the second lumbar vertebra on the boy's back, 1.5 inches next to the life-gate acupoint, and said loudly: "Does it hurt?"

The boy said in his heart: I don't dare to tell you even if it hurts, let alone if it doesn't hurt! The most important thing is that I don't know if it should hurt or shouldn't hurt!

Therefore, he made up his mind and did not open his mouth when he died, looking awe-inspiring and righteous.

But soon Su Chan's words made him speak.

Su Chan said: "You don't open your mouth, do you? Then don't blame me for arranging it for you!"

The boy was shocked and hurriedly spoke: "It hurts, it hurts!"

Su Chan said in his heart, I press your kidney Yu acupoint, you say it hurts, do you treat me as a fool?

The little fox was furious: "Tell the truth!"

The boy immediately said, "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt!"

The little fox said angrily: "Does it hurt or not?"

The boy's face was full of grievances: "It didn't hurt just now, but you hurt me now." ”

Su Chan snorted coldly, and his hand loosened a little: "What now?"

The boy was tossed by Su Cicada and resigned himself to his fate, and said honestly: "It doesn't hurt, it's sore." ”

Su Chan pressed on several other acupuncture points on his body, asked about his feelings, and then said: "Have you not slept well recently, your head is dizzy, and you also have symptoms such as tinnitus, low back pain, and cold limbs?"

The boy opened his mouth wide: "You, how do you know?" Soon, he shuddered and looked at the little fox as if begging for mercy: "I, I won't also have kidney yin deficiency, right?"

The little fox snorted: "Of course you're not, you are kidney yang deficiency, or you can say that you have kidney deficiency!"

Yes, it's still kidney loss! Everyone sighed.

Yang Xunan shouted with a tragic and unyielding face: "I don't have a girlfriend, I, I'm still a virgin, how is it possible, kidney loss!"

The little fox sneered: "Who said that you must have excessive sex to be able to have kidney yang deficiency? You must often stay awake all night, day and night are reversed, resulting in a lack of yang energy in your body, look at you look like five big and three thick, and your face is as pale as a girl!"

Yang Xuan Man was scolded by the little fox and almost collapsed, and the surrounding soy sauce parties once again had a collective nuclear explosion of atomic bombs and hydrogen bombs, especially when they saw that this boy, a man with five big and three thick, met the delicate little fox, but he was at the mercy of him like a sheep, and they were all shocked.

The little fox crossed his waist, pointed at the Yang Xuan man, and said, "You can sleep according to your normal schedule in the future, and you can take the Jinkui Kidney Qi Pill on weekdays." ”

Then she pointed to the man with kidney deficiency who was lying on the ground, looking at the sky with his eyes and a sluggish face, and said: "You, if you have less sex in the future, you can use sheep lung winter melon soup to nourish and slowly recuperate, and you can naturally heal." ”

After speaking, she raised her head, looked at the soy sauce parties around her, and said loudly: "Who still doubts that cucumbers are cool and sweet, and can reduce fire?

Everyone was stunned and retreated!

Who dares to say no!!

If this aunt comes up and has a "kidney loss", will she not be able to live in this school in the future?

The little fox crossed her waist, and seeing that everyone didn't dare to say more, she snorted coldly and said loudly: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't know, it is recorded in the "Daily Materia Medica": cucumber can remove heat in the chest, quench polythirst, and improve waterways. It is recorded in "Luchuan Materia Medica": It can cure fever, body heat, thirst, and scalding. It is recorded in "Southern Yunnan Materia Medica": It can relieve spasmodic heat poison and clear thirst. It is recorded in "Materia Medica" that the smell is sweet and cold, and it can clear heat and water!"

"All medical books say that cucumbers are cool and sweet, can relieve heat and reduce fire, you people don't learn and don't know how to do it, and take ignorance as fun, I'm ashamed of you!" the little fox scolded loudly, only scolding the students around him so that they were red-faced and speechless.

Some of them saw that the little fox looked beautiful and young, and at most about fifteen or sixteen years old, how could they understand these things?

Seeing the suspicion in everyone's eyes, the little fox immediately ran to Li Yundong, grabbed his arm, and grinned: "Yundong, are you right what I just said?"

Li Yundong was already stupid, and he couldn't come back to his senses in a daze, and only when the little fox shook his arm and glared at him vigorously did he react: "Ah, ah! What you said is very right! Well, very right!"

The little fox is smiling like a flower, and the little bird is still human, where is the fierce appearance of scolding just now? She grinned and said, "You taught it well!"

"Oh?" everyone was in an uproar, and they turned their suspicious eyes on Li Yundong.

Li Yundong still understands traditional Chinese medicine?

Well, it's possible, otherwise why would a charming little beauty follow him? Mmmm, it's very likely!

However, although everyone will be skeptical, they will not find fault, otherwise the little fox will be "lost by the kidney", wouldn't it be carrying a lantern to find a latrine, looking for (death)? Which man can stand this? Not to mention men, even women can't stand it!

Seeing that everyone was still watching, the little fox turned their heads and ears, and she straightened up from Li Yundong's arms again, crossed her waist and said loudly: "What are you still standing here for? If you are not convinced, you will quickly disperse for me! Or, do you want me to show you more?"

The crowd was in an uproar, and immediately the birds and beasts scattered.

Only the Yang Void Man and the Yin Void Man were left with a group of their friends around them.

The yin void man was stunned for a long time, and suddenly jumped up and yelled hysterically: "Lao Tzu is no longer alive, Lao Tzu is going to Foxconn!"

He shouted for a while, and when he saw that there was no movement around him, he couldn't help but turn his head and say angrily: "Hey, why don't you stop me?"

These people laughed: "What are you doing to stop you? If you want to die, you can go!"

The yin void man roared angrily: "Lao Tzu will pull you on his back when he dies!"

After he finished speaking, someone pointed to the yang deficiency man and the yin deficiency man, and said: "The two of you have a yang deficiency and a yin deficiency, just two people do a combination of fish and water, you can complement each other with yin and yang, and from now on there is no shortage of each other, isn't it a beautiful thing, and it can also be passed on as a good story in Tiannan University!"

After speaking, these people, both men and women, all laughed and leaned back together, and almost died.