Chapter 8 Massage in the Classroom
Today is still a big class, Li Yundong took the little fox to the last row of the classroom and sat down, and then asked, "Do you know Chinese medicine?"
The little fox was very strange when she sits, she always likes to sit cross-legged, Su Chan blinked her eyelids: "Understand, we all understand!"
Li Yundong listened to the vagueness of what the little fox said, so he took it for granted that the little fox was referring to the people in the mountain, but who would have thought that the little fox was talking about a cultivator.
The little fox's heart moved, and he thought, why not take this opportunity to guide him to cultivate, so he said: "Ten Dao Nine Doctors, Sun Simiao is not only a Dao immortal, but also an apricot forest national hand, and since ancient times, whether it is Peng Zu or Ge Xuan, Zuo Ci or Ge Hong, they are both Dao immortals and medical masters. ”
Li Yundong was very surprised, and said with a smile: "Sun Simiao is a national player of Xinglin, I know, he wrote "A Thousand Golden Fang", but he is a Dao immortal? Who did you listen to?"
The little fox said, "My master!"
Li Yundong laughed: "Your master is still engaged in feudal superstition?"
The little fox puffed out his mouth and said angrily: "Don't speak ill of my master!"
Li Yundong raised his hands and forced a smile: "Okay, I won't say it." ”
The little fox's anger came and went quickly, she opened a pair of round eyes, and looked at Li Yundong a little nervously: "Do you want to learn or not? I'll teach you?"
Li Yundong smiled and waved his hand: "Study medicine, forget it, I can't carry those things." ”
The little fox was bold and said, "I mean, learn the Tao!"
Li Yundong stopped laughing, glanced at Su Chan, and looked strange: "Like you are now, you let me go, I live a good life, what kind of Tao do I cultivate? I don't want to become a Taoist monk." ”
Li Yundong said in his heart: I still want to push you down, but I still push a fart when I become a Taoist?
The little fox's persuasion failed, and he said angrily in his heart: Stupid, learning the Tao is not for you to be a Taoist, but for cultivating the Tao of the truth!
But the little fox felt that he couldn't say this, and it was time to arouse Li Yundong's vigilance, so let's take my time.
Soon the teacher walked into the classroom, tapped the desk with the whip, and began the lesson.
Li Yundong sat in the back row and listened without a word.
Su Chan couldn't stop looking at Li Yundong on the side, and secretly sighed in his heart: This guy really doesn't know the blessing in the blessing, if we cultivators swallow the Renyuan Jindan, we must find a secluded corner to retreat for three or five years, and use all the medicinal power of the Jindan for our own use.
But this guy is good, he just let Jin Dan transform his physique and ignore it, and put a full body of essence and blood there to waste and consume every day, but he doesn't know how to use the art of cultivation to turn essence and blood into Yuanyang true qi.
If he is willing to follow me to cultivate, I am afraid that he will be able to build a foundation in one year, he will be able to have supernatural powers in two years, and he will be able to practice the golden body without destroying it in three years!
The little fox lamented in his heart: Bastard, why is it cheap for this guy who doesn't know what to do?
After the little fox lamented in his heart for a while, he thought about it: No, he is unwilling to learn for such a day, so he wastes the essence and blood Yuan Yang in his body for a day, and when the medicinal power slowly subsides, even if he practices to build a foundation in the future, I will take it again, and the effect will be greatly reduced.
What can I do?
The little fox's heart moved, and he said in a greasy voice on the side: "Yundong, can I help you get a massage?"
Li Yundong was so tired of her voice that his bones were crispy, and his heart was like a hundred claws scratching his heart, he looked at Su Chan with a strange expression, and pointed to the teacher on the podium: "I'm in class, okay?"
Su Chan didn't wait for him to agree, stood up by himself, and went to the end to help Li Yundong get massaged.
Su Chan's pair of plain white slender little hands just pressed to the Baihui acupoint on the top of Li Yundong's head, Li Yundong suddenly felt that a heat in his lower abdomen suddenly surged up, straight to the top of his head, and then the heat was like an empowerment, and quickly swam to his limbs, so comfortable that he relaxed all over, soft as if soaking in hot water, so comfortable that he closed his eyes and didn't want to open them.
Baihui acupoint is the most acupuncture point in the human body to lift yang qi, many people who are good at acupuncture and moxibustion when the patient is dying, often a needle down, pierced is the Baihui acupoint, the purpose is to adjust the yang qi to save people's lives.
In the movie "The Wind", the big traitor Sixth Master faced the old ghost who was dying with acupuncture and moxibustion, and the last needle pierced the top of his head, and the piercing was the Baihui acupoint.
This needle pierced out all the vitality in the old ghost's body, so the person came back to life again.
Su Chan massaged the Baihui acupoint on the top of Li Yundong's head with his fingers, then separated his two hands, pressed his left and right thumbs together on the position of the Baihui acupoint, trembled slightly, and then pressed the middle fingers of both hands on the Shenting acupoint in front of Li Yundong's forehead, and the little finger pressed on the temple position, gently rubbing.
The Shenting acupoint is the main acupoint of the forehead of the person, and the breath of the Du Mai goes up to the head, and it has to pass through this acupoint, which is located on the forehead of the person, and the position is hard, and it must be massaged with a strong middle finger to be effective.
The temples are soft, and they are gentle with the weakest little finger.
This posture looks like two three-pointed forks of the two hands together, so it is called "three-pronged tanhua" in the spiritual world.
There is a saying in the art of monasticism that the three flowers gather at the top, and the three flowers are also called Sanhua, also known as the three flowers gather at the top. Since ancient times, most of Sanhua's explanations in the practice works are extremely fantastical and esoteric, but in fact, one thing that is easy to understand is: essence, qi, and blood!
The little fox went down with these three forks, and what came out was a person's most quintessential Yuanyang, that is, Sanhua, essence and blood!
Li Yundong's Yuanyang was mobilized by the little fox, starting from the lower dantian, passing through the perineum, passing through the anus, along the spine and the three passes of the tail, the spine and the jade pillow, and then to the top of the head Baihui, and then from the two ears and cheeks to the parting road, to Yingxiang, to the magpie bridge, and finally connected with the Ren pulse, along the middle of the chest and abdomen, back to the dantian.
This is also equivalent to Xiao Zhou Tian in practice, but Li Yundong is an ignorant passive practice, although the effect of cultivation is different from active practice, but the heat of the whole body rolls in the body meridians, and there is no difference in that kind of comfort.
Why are so many practitioners able to abstain from sexual intercourse?
Because when they practice and enter the small or big Zhou Tian, the Yuan Yang True Qi in their body will flow through the meridians in the body, especially when they walk to the perineum acupoint, it will give people an extremely strong stimulation.
This kind of stimulation is not bad at all than that of men and women, and sometimes it is even stronger!
Li Yundong felt this feeling for the first time, only to feel an indescribable pleasure rippling in his body, at first like a trickle of a stream, but soon it turned into a boiling and majestic sea, and after that, this feeling was like an ocean, drowning him!
My whole person is like floating on the warm ocean, no place is uncomfortable, no place is unhappy, even the hair and cold hair are dripping!
Li Yundong only felt that this pleasure was surging, brewing and stirring in his chest, making him want to shout and scream to vent.
When the surrounding students saw this scene, their eyes widened and they gritted their teeth with envy as they watched Li Yundong.
I've seen a pendulum, but I've never seen a pendulum like this!
I actually called a little beauty to help him massage in class!!
Damn, is there still heavenly humanity? Looking at his enjoyment on his face, it really makes people want to step on it!
At this time, the teacher who taught Marxist-Leninist philosophy on the podium also saw it, and his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, especially when he heard the teacher who taught the history of ancient Chinese literature yesterday say that there was a student in the second and third classes of the Chinese Department who was simply not talking, and he actually played with beautiful women in class!
Looking at it today, the teacher felt that this guy was really very arrogant, and he actually openly asked the beautiful woman next to him to massage him in class!
Bastard, when this is a place of entertainment, when you are a landlord?
I've seen arrogance, I've never seen such arrogance!
Teacher Marxist-Leninist was so hateful that he almost crushed the chalk in his hand, gritted his teeth and walked off the podium, when he was about to come to Li Yundong's side, he saw Su Chan, who was massaging Li Yundong, looking at him.
Su Chan smiled at Teacher Marxist-Leninist, made a silent gesture with his hand in front of his mouth, and then winked at him playfully.
This Marxist-Leninist teacher was immediately petrified.
This teacher's surname is Liu, and he is only twenty-four or five years old, and he stayed in school as a lecturer after finishing graduate school, and he was young and vigorous, when he saw such a beautiful little beauty as the little fox smiling at him so playfully, his brain suddenly crashed, and he stood in place for a while, not knowing what to do.
I want to interrupt these two lawless guys, and I can't bear to go against the wishes of this little beauty, who made her so charming?
Don't interrupt, the whole classroom is more than 100 good people looking at themselves!
Teacher Liu was in a hurry, standing in place with a black face and a helpless face, with a painful face.
The students in the classroom looked at him like this, and then looked at Li Yundong's appearance of enjoying with his eyes closed, they were shocked and funny, but they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, they all held back.
Waiting for the little fox's last fingers to withdraw from Li Yundong's body, the palm of his hand slapped on the top of Li Yundong's head, and slapped the last point of Yuanyang that surged up from him back to the meridians.
Li Yundong trembled all over, and sighed leisurely: "Cool, it's so cool!"
If you want to change the usual, this voice will definitely not attract the attention of others, but at this time, there is no sound in the classroom, Li Yundong has just finished Xiao Zhoutian, it is the time when the breath in the body is abundant, full of energy, and the sound of a sentence is like a bell, extremely loud, and everyone in the classroom can hear it clearly.
After Li Yundong sighed, he didn't notice anything strange around him, and when he opened his eyes and looked, he was almost frightened and rolled over from his seat.
"This, this!" Li Yundong's eyes widened, stammered, and said in a snort, "Teacher Liu, what are you doing?"
"Wha!" The students in the classroom couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed hysterically on their chests.
Teacher Liu's face was distorted in this laughter, and when the laughter in the classroom subsided, he gritted his teeth word by word and said, "Are you cool enough?"
When this sentence was spoken, some of the surrounding classmates burst out laughing.
Li Yundong smiled reluctantly, laughing more ugly than crying: "Enough, enough!"
Teacher Liu pointed to the door of the classroom: "Then get out of here! I don't welcome students like you here!"
Li Yundong opened his mouth and was speechless for a while, Su Chan beside him was uneven, and he stood up and was about to speak, but was pulled by Li Yundong: "Okay, I'll go." ”
When Li Yundong walked out of the classroom with his head in the wild laughter behind him, Su Chan said angrily: "Why are you afraid of him? I'll help you teach him a lesson!"
Li Yundong burst into tears: "It's over, it's hard to think of being famous this time!"
Su Chan rolled up his sleeves and pulled Li Yundong: "Go, I'll help you teach him a lesson." ”
Li Yundong hurriedly grabbed her, his eyes widened, and he just wanted to have a seizure, but suddenly remembered the gentleness that Su Chan had massaged him before, this girl is still for her own good, isn't it?
His anger disappeared at once, he can't blame her for this, if he wants to blame himself!
Li Yundong's head drooped, and he hung his head in frustration: "Forget it, if you don't let me go to class, let's go back." This can't be a big deal, or I'll have to be expelled from school. ”