Chapter 314: The Auspicious Day of the Zodiac (Part I)

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Diao Xiaosi woke up when the sun was about to set, and his back and legs hurt and he walked straight away, which was the sequelae left after flying freely this morning.

When passing by the stable, I saw that Lan Fu was teaching Sister Lulu to brush the jujube red horse hand in hand, and the two of them kissed and loved each other, but Diao Xiaosi felt that he wanted to cry without tears.

What is it for, what is it difficult to be a good person? Obviously, he successfully brokered a happy marriage, but he ended up being suppressed and beaten up at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain? Is this a matchmaker or bad luck?

He was in a depressed mood, and secretly climbed over the high wall and fell into a secluded alley outside the Mansion, thinking that he must find a warm and fragrant harbor tonight to soothe his battered soul.

As soon as he walked out of the alley, he saw an inconspicuous mark under the wall, which was a bull's nose to see him.

So Diao Xiaosi's mood became even more depressed - they only met yesterday morning, and they will have a date again now. What kind of system do the two big men have become if they don't see each other for a day? If you don't go, you will resolutely not go!

"Brother Hua, is it so coincidental?" Just as Diao Xiaosi was about to walk to find the passionate youth, a gentle and pleasant girl's voice sounded behind him.

Diao Xiaosi looked back in amazement, only to see a beautiful woman with outstanding youthful demeanor holding a flower umbrella in her hand, and walking towards her along a secluded and uninhabited alley.

Diao Xiaosi's eyes lit up and asked, "Beauty, do you recognize me?"

Ying Yingying, the beautiful lady with an umbrella, smiled and said: "Brother Hua is a noble person, we met yesterday." ”

"Liu Xingyu?!" Diao Xiaosi's eyes widened in surprise, it is rumored that the appearance of a woman without makeup and after dressing up is like two people, it seems that it is true, this girl is quite attractive after dressing up.

But he quickly became alarmed: "You are here to arrest me for going to the antique shop?"

Liu Xingyu was stunned and said, "What are you doing in the antique shop, I've been waiting for you here for more than an hour." ”

Diao Xiaosi breathed a sigh of relief, kicked the root of the wall with his left foot a few times, and said, "What are you looking for me?"

Liu Xingyu's jade cheeks couldn't help but turn red, and said softly: "I want to invite you to dinner." ”

Diao Xiaosi's heart flickered twice, but he still tried his best to maintain the high vigilance of the underground workers, and confirmed: "It's just eating, not for anything else?"

Liu Xingyu's pretty face turned even redder, and he said lightly: "What are you talking about?

Diao Xiaosi's depressed mood was suddenly swept away, this is the aura that the male protagonist in the story of a talented and beautiful woman should have, even if he doesn't say anything, he doesn't do anything, as long as he stands there, there will naturally be beauties from all directions crying and shouting to give him a hug.

No wonder I deliberately checked the old yellow calendar before going out, and it said in black and white that it was appropriate to marry and travel today.

The ancients always liked to say ambiguous and vague words, according to Diao Xiaosi's understanding, isn't marrying a cave room, isn't the cave room just a hole in the room......

The willow tops on the moon, people about after dusk.

The romantic ancient capital of the Six Dynasties, the enchanting flower umbrella beauty, how can such an affair be ignored and missed?

He immediately decided: "Then what are we waiting for, I'm going to the best restaurant in Luoyang!"

The best restaurant in Luoyang is called "Chunfeng Zhai", and just listening to this name makes Diao Xiaosi a little more interested.

With Liu Xingyu, a female gangster who can be called the most beautiful gangster in the future without exaggeration, as a guide, the two soon came to Chunfeng Zhaiwai.

Liu Xingyu said to Diao Xiaosi while going upstairs: "I have a private room upstairs. ”

Diao Xiaosi's heart was full of joy, and he didn't know that just now he had rubbed shoulders with the goddess of fate again.

He turned his brain and calculated how much jar of wine he needed to completely put down this girl, and walked into the private room with Liu Xingyu.

The decoration in the private room was quite elegant, the two took off their boots and sat cross-legged on the couch, and a guy came in to order.

After a while, the wine and food were all served, Liu Xingyu got up and closed the door, locked it, looked at Diao Xiaosi with flowing eyes and whispered, "Lie down!"

"Lie down, this is too fast, right?" Diao Xiaosi said in surprise: "I like to drink some wine first and cultivate a nurturing atmosphere." ”

Liu Xingyu moved to Diao Xiaosi and lay down, his full chest was about to come out, making people spurt blood.

She tugged Diao Xiaosi's arm and urged, "Hurry up!"

"I don't know if the sound insulation effect of this wall is good?" Diao Xiaosi lay down next to Liu Xingyu, grabbed her little hand and said, "We can start!"

Liu Xingyu dodged his hand, and Qiong Nose hummed softly: "Lie down and don't move." ”

Diao Xiaosi had never met a beautiful woman who asked to take the initiative on such an occasion, and couldn't help but be ecstatic and said: "Okay, I promise to lie still, come on!"

"Click!" The machine sounded softly, and the seat under the two of them suddenly tilted under the table.

Diao Xiaosi's body involuntarily slid down the mat, and then entered the descending secret passage in front of him.

Diao Xiaosi clinged to Liu Xingyu's delicate body and slipped all the way, and said with great joy: "You know me too well, you dare to prepare a secret room!"

The secret passage was about ten zhang long, and the two of them soon slipped to the ground, and an oil lamp emitted a dim yellow light in the darkness.

Hazy light, intimate dark rooms, lonely men and widows...... What is there to hesitate about?

Confess boldly, only today.

Diao Xiaosi didn't wait to get up, grabbed Liu Xingyu's slender hand, looked deeply at her close jade face, and asked affectionately: "Xingyu, do you believe in love at first sight?" Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway. ”

Liu Xingyu's pretty face was like a glow, and he broke free of Diao Xiaosi's hand and whispered: "Don't mess around, get up quickly!"

Diao Xiaosi knows that it is the nature of a girl to be shy and reserved, and the more she is at such a critical moment, the more she can't retreat, otherwise she will regret it for life. Now that the battle horn has been sounded, the time for the siege is approaching.

He smiled slightly and said, "Let's close our eyes together and embrace the ...... of the whole world."

He stared at her, then slowly and slowly closed his eyes, his lips tenderly and fiery towards the fragrant land.

Maybe it was because of the first kiss, Liu Xingyu's lips were a little stiff, a little dry, and full of bones.

It's just that...... Why does she have hair on her lips?

Diao Xiaosi vaguely felt that something was wrong, and opened his eyes in astonishment, only to see that his mouth was pressed against a black and large fist covered with thick hair.

The fist belongs to Liu Hongji, and the opposite side of the fist is Liu Xingyu's delicate lips.

The lips are plump and the fists are bony.

"You pug!"

"Bang!" the fist slammed into Diao Xiaosi's face, and Diao Xiaosi slammed into the wall of the secret room. He was finally able to see the panorama in the secret room, Xu Maogong, Chu Suiliang, Liu Hongji, as well as the eldest grandson Wuji and the thief Lao Dao......

Everyone looked at him silently, then covered their mouths as if they wanted to vomit.

Only the eldest grandson Wuji was full of amazement, and shook his head and tasted when he knocked on the folding fan: "Let's close our eyes together and embrace the whole world - little fourth brother, beauties are born by nature, good sentences are occasional, you really have the courage to be unstoppable!"

If this incident is bumped into by others, even if it doesn't hit the wall headlong, it will immediately find a crack to get into.

But for Diao Xiaosi, he obviously has a better solution.

He ignored Liu Hongji, who was like an angry lion, looked at the embarrassed Liu Xingyu as if nothing happened, sighed and said, "I was supposed to light the moon with my heart, but why should the bright moon shine on the ditch?"

Liu Hongji was dumbfounded, he really had never seen shamelessness to this level, and he didn't know whether he should smash it or not, and whether it would have any effect if he smashed it.

Diao Xiaosi slipped off the wall and fell to the ground, sadly discovering that all the stories of talented and beautiful people were deceitful.

What is love for a long time, what is love at first sight. His youth was shattered here and there, and he just wanted to climb upstairs to the private room for a hangover.

The dream was shattered, and he turned around listlessly and left.

Chu Suiliang said hurriedly: "Little Fourth Brother, where are you going? We are waiting for you to discuss the plan to attack the White Horse Temple. ”

Diao Xiaosi turned his head slowly, and said with a sad face: "Don't you feel shameless to use a simple, kind, lonely and helpless girl to deceive a young man's innocent feelings? When you mercilessly shatter it, my world is dead. ”

Chu Suiliang coughed dryly and said, "Little Fourth Brother, it's not Xingyu's fault for this, it's all Lao Xu's idea." ”

Xu Maogong smiled bitterly: "If it weren't for that, this kid would have come to Chunfeng Zhai in a hurry?"

Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "Am I the kind of villain who values sex and ignores friends? Bull nose, you must solemnly apologize for all the despicable things you have done, and show the greatest sincerity that is satisfactory!"

The thief Lao Dao smiled and drank the wine and added: "Specifically, you must show the sincerity of real money." ”

Everyone froze. Liu Xingyu bit her lip lightly, standing behind Liu Hongji and didn't know what he was thinking.

The eldest grandson Wuji sighed ashamedly: "Woohoo, I am like a little fourth brother. ”

Even Chu Suiliang, an outstanding young man from a well-educated and upright and elegant family, couldn't help but nod with affection.

Xu Maogong gritted his teeth and said, "One thousand taels!"

"Less than 10,000 taels are exempt. ”

"Three thousand taels!"

"Eight thousand!"

"Five thousand taels, this is my greatest sincerity!"

"Deal, I accept your sincerity!"

Without saying a word, Xu Maogong took out the silver ticket of 5,000 taels from Chu Suiliang's sleeve pocket and stuffed it to Diao Xiaosi.

For a while, everyone was nervous, and there was an illusion of being in the vegetable market.

Diao Xiaosi walked up to Liu Xingyu with a silver ticket, handed it over with both hands and said, "Miss Xingyu, although I made a harmless little joke with you before, it was me who was wrong after all. I solemnly apologize to the girl, please forgive me for being abrupt, this is a sincerity worth five thousand taels, please accept it. ”

Xu Maogong's eyes turned green, and Chu Suiliang's eyes also turned red.

Liu Xingyu was stunned, hesitated for a while, and slowly stretched out his hand to take the silver ticket and said, "Xie Lu Xie!"

Diao Xiaosi smiled slightly: "Then after a while, can I invite you upstairs to dinner?"