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This is the end of a small turmoil. Liu Heimin shot Li Xuanying, who was speaking wildly, on the spot, and slashed Vice General Zhao who tried to rape Xiaoya, and solemnly apologized to Shan Xiongxin.

Diao Xiaosi was surprised to find that he and Lan Fu had somehow become heroes in the Horse Mansion. Especially those guards who had been subjected to the flying and domineering spirit of the Great Xia Mission, they were very affectionate with him one by one, praising Little Brother Hua for his character and masters, and giving the big guy a bad breath.

Lan Fu suffered some flesh wounds and was given a three-day vacation. Liu Heimin sent someone to give him one hundred taels of condolence money, but before dawn, he was all out of the gambling table.

Xiaoya boiled the medicine and wanted to bring it to Lan Fu. Diao Xiaosi was idle and had nothing to do, so he took on this task.

Lan Fu lost the silver, lying listlessly on the bed, seeing him holding a steaming medicine bowl in his hand, he beckoned, "What are you doing here, Xiaoya?"

Diao Xiaosi handed the medicine bowl to Lan Fu and said suspiciously: "You can't fall in love with this little girl or something, right? shameless, inhumane, unconscionable--you're only twelve years old, are you still human?!"

"Let go of your mother's shit!" Lan Fu blushed and scolded: "Lao Tzu looks at Xiaoya as pitiful and treats her as a sister in his own family." If I have that kind of shameless mind, discipline the sky and thunder!"

Diao Xiaosi squinted his eyes and said, "Lao Lan, your boss is not small, why don't you find a mother-in-law to take care of it?"

"I'll tell you, but you're not allowed to say it, in fact, my brother already has someone in his heart. ”

"Who? I promise not to. ”

"You've seen that person too, it's the big girl in the princess's room......"

"Sister Lulu?" Diao Xiaosi gasped, and a mighty image of a tiger-backed bear with a big mouth immediately appeared in front of him, and he couldn't help but admire: "Jackal with tiger and leopard - Lao Lan, brother admires you!"

"But I didn't dare to tell her, I held my stomach full of words several times, and I didn't know why I didn't know what to say when I met. Brother Hua, you don't know, my brother dreams of her all night, but he can't open his mouth!"

"Tell me, what did you do with her in your dreams?"

"Well, what else can I do? Every time I was pressed to the ground and beaten. What does that taste like...... Tsk, it's really painful and happy. ”

"Lao Lan, you're too cheap, aren't you?"

"I'm a good eunuch for your mother. Lan Fu was annoyed and said angrily: "Lao Tzu said that he treated you as a brother." ”

Diao Xiaosi thought for a while and said, "Okay, the first brother is the world." Will you listen to me? I'll take care of you. ”

Lan Fu said suspiciously: "I know that your kid has the most flowers, let's listen to it." ”

Diao Xiaosi smiled mysteriously and approached Lan Fu and bit his ear for a while.

Lan Fu shook his head at first, but he couldn't help but seduce and fool Diao Xiaosi like a lotus tongue, and finally made up his mind to pat him on the shoulder and said, "Good brother, the happiness of the second half of my brother's life will be handed over to you!"

"Don't worry, your sexual blessings will come knocking on your door soon. ”

"Brother...... My brother's memory is so bad that I have almost forgotten all the words you just taught me, what can I do?"

"It's okay, I'll solve this matter, you just lie down. ”

"Hua'an, you are really enough brother. In the future, I will have a baby with Sister Lulu, and I will call you godfather. ”

After about half a burnt incense, everything was ready, Diao Xiaosi entered the inner house and found Princess Yuhua's personal maid Lulu.

He panted and said with a worried face: "Sister Lulu, it's not good, Lan Tou'er is dying!"

Lulu smacked at him and said, "Fart, I just asked the guards in the house, didn't you break two bones?"

Diao Xiaosi stomped his feet and said, "Sister Lulu, Lan Tou'er deliberately said this because she was afraid that everyone would be worried." He, he actually taught the person surnamed Zhao to break all his internal organs, and he has been holding on until now, and he is about to die......"

His voice choked, wiped his red eye circles and said, "Just now I asked Lan Tou'er if there is anything else that I can't worry about." He didn't say anything, he just wanted to see Sister Lulu again before he died—"

Lulu couldn't help but panic when she saw Diao Xiaosi's extremely sad appearance before she said anything, and scolded: "Little bastard, you didn't say it earlier!"

Diao Xiaosi followed closely, looked at the huge and incoherent ass in front of him and shouted, "Sister Lulu, Lan Tou'er passed out just now, don't make a noise with him!"

Lulu turned a deaf ear and pushed open the door of Lan Fu's house, and a thick smell of blood mixed with the smell of medicine came to her nose.

I saw Lan Fu lying on the bed straight like a big dumpling, with only two closed eyes black and purple.

Lulu slowly turned her head, glared at Diao Xiaosi and said, "Get out of here, it's none of your business here." ”

Suddenly, Lan Fu whispered in a daze from the bed, "Lulu...... My good Lulu. ”

Lulu was stunned, and couldn't help but approach Lan Fu, looking at him like a bloody man all over his body, grinning widely.

Lan Fu secretly narrowed his eyes slit, and his heart fluttered as he peeked at Lulu's reaction.

Lulu squatted down, only to find that Lan Fu was really unconscious, and he was clearly talking in his sleep just now.

Her fat hand touched Lan Fu's cheek and muttered, "Baked cakes, you, why are you injured like this?

Lan Fu felt a few smooth and soft fingers caressing his face, and the soft and boneless feeling like the aroma of Lan Ru Musk made him almost faint, and he suddenly forgot what lines to say next. When he was feeling anxious, he suddenly saw Lulu behind the window, and slowly stretched out two hands, holding a large piece of paper, on which the ink had not dried.

He was overjoyed, and hurriedly muttered: "I am haggard for Yi, and I will never regret it when my clothes are getting wider - Lulu, if I can't marry you and marry you as a wife, I will not be willing to die!"

Hearing Lan Fu in the house with a thick Henan accent directly read his poetic confession of love into a eulogy, Diao Xiaosi's nose was crooked.

Who knew that Luo Bu Qingcai had their own love, Sister Lulu shook her tiger body and covered her chest, and said with a look of intoxication: "People are haggard for Yi, and I will never regret it when my clothes and belts are gradually widened - baked cakes, it turns out that you can still read sugar poems, so beautiful, so moving!"

Lan Fu didn't expect Diao Xiaosi's hand to really work, so he was overjoyed and hurriedly squinted his eyes and stared out the window.

After a while, a blank piece of paper came out, and two lines of large characters were written on it.

Lan Fu suddenly screamed after reading it, his teeth bit through the chicken blood bag hidden in his mouth, and a mouthful of blood spurted out with a "poof".

His body shook violently on the bed and sat up, and shouted, "Lulu, even if I die, I must love!"

"Burnt the cake!" Lulu was moved to tears, and a bear hugged Lan Fu to death.

Lanfu looked out the window through Lulu's broad shoulders and was surprised, "Lulu? No, it can't be, I must be dreaming again." ”

Lulu's wet cheeks pressed against Lan Fu, and her huge body trembled like a hill and said, "Baked cakes, you stupid, why didn't you say it earlier......?"

Lanfu was hugged tightly by Lulu's chest, and it felt like a soul flying happily. He desperately raised his eyes, but he couldn't wait for Diao Xiaosi's prompt, and in a hurry, he had an idea: "Lulu, don't cry, I don't have anything to do, we will have a long life in the future!"

Lulu was stunned, let go of Lan Fu and hesitated, "You...... Aren't you dying?"

Lan Fu chuckled in his heart, and said, "I, I was going to die, but when I saw you, I came back to life." ”

"Bang!" Lulu slammed her head into the bridge of Lanfu's nose, causing him to cry out in tears.

"Dare to lie to the old lady!" Lulu stood up, rolling up her cuffs to reveal her arms thicker than the mouth of the bowl.

Lan Fu was so frightened that he shouted out of the window, "Hua'an, where did you kid die?!"

At the last moment, I saw that the long-awaited prompt finally appeared in the window again, this time eight big words, short and powerful - "bite hard, never let go"!

Lan Fu was stunned for a moment, seeing that Lulu's fist had been raised, he simply closed his eyes and screamed at the moment of life and death, and opened his arms and pounced. Lulu was caught off guard and was hugged by Lan Fu, feeling a heat on her cheeks before she could react.

The long-awaited affectionate kiss finally arrived, and Lulu's head couldn't help but dizzy. She closed her eyes happily, and her heart eagerly awaited the coming of the storm between surprise and shyness.

Suddenly, there was silence in the room, and Diao Xiaosi, who was hiding under the windowsill, couldn't bear to look at it.

I saw that Lulu's full cheeks trembled, her closed eyes trembled, and her plump mouth opened—

Then, with a scream of earth-shattering ghosts, she suddenly opened her round eyes like copper bells, and her body, plump enough to easily kill all the scales, shook the mountains and shook the waves.

Then, for Lanfu there was no more then.

Listening to Lan Fu's pig-like howl, Diao Xiaosi was about to cry.

Oh my God, let's just use thunder to kill the pig in the house, I just want him to do what a man should do, but he didn't teach him to bite like a dog!

When it's over, the pig will definitely give himself up. Thinking of Sister Lulu's body, Diao Xiaosi was terrified, and immediately took all the evidence of the crime into his arms, bowed his head and smeared oil on the soles of his feet along the wall.

Unexpectedly, as he walked, he suddenly hit the pillar headlong, and the sound of "bang" was like a pop in front of him.

Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but hit the pillar with fire, swung his fist and smashed it on the pillar, and scolded in a low voice: "Niang Xipi, where did the pillar come from......" Slowly, slowly, he raised his head, and saw a mountain-like body lying in front of him, his hands crossed his waist and murderous, and the muscles on his fat cheeks trembled, and blood was dripping.

Under the armpit of the mountain-like woman, Lan Fu was like a rooster caught in the neck, looking at Diao Xiaosi with confused eyes. After a storm just now, the bandages on his body finally came in handy.

"Sister Lulu......" Diao Xiaosi gently rubbed the flesh of her leg that had just been smashed by her fist, and the feelings that had been brewing for a long time erupted, "You are my vomit image, you are the optimus prime of our Horse Mansion, ah ......"

In the aftermath, Diao Xiaosi flew high and soared freely under the blue sky like a bird......