"Don't look at me fat, I have liliang in my cave room!"

"Don't look at me thin, my cave room has a rhythm!"

"Don't look at me tall, I don't bend over in the cave!"

"Don't look at me short, I'll breastfeed while I'm cooking!"

"We are—tall, short, fat, thin, and savage four-headed tuo!"

Four guys with very different bodies and strange clothes walked in front of Ling Hu Chong and the others, posing in an extremely obscene and funny pose, and shouted in unison with their voices.

Ling Hu Chong, who was originally cold-eyed, suddenly widened his eyes when he saw the obscene performance of these guys, and an incomparably thick black line appeared on the spot on his head.

From the time he just stepped into this dense forest, Ling Hu Chong sensed the breath of these four guys, although the hidden ability of these guys was very good, but after all, Ling Hu Chong was a powerful man in the mythical triple heaven, with keen perception, coupled with that invincible divine sense, he immediately scanned all the location information of the tall, short, fat and thin four-headed tuo.

The martial arts of these four guys ambushed in the dense forest are not low, and the true qi in their bodies is even more than half deeper than the ordinary peak realm, and they are infinitely close to the peerless realm, and they can obviously feel that the breath of these four people complements each other and has been integrated, presumably a team combination that has been working together for many years.

Such a team with tacit understanding generally has the ability to challenge beyond the level, so if ordinary masters meet them, I am afraid that they will be more auspicious, but Linghu Chong is no one, and no one in the entire rivers and lakes is qualified to make him afraid and retreat, so he knows that there is an ambush in the forest, but he still has no scruples to step into it.

It's just that he never expected that these four guys with majestic martial arts would make such obscene and ridiculous actions, especially the mantra that matched tacit understanding, which almost made Ling Hu Chong fall from the sweaty BMW.

After being stunned for a while, Ling Hu Chong forcibly suppressed his smile and carefully looked at the four guys in front of the horse who were huddled together and posed in an obscene posture of "old man cart".

"I'll rub you three thousand six hundred times, these four guys with abnormal brains are quadruplets!"

After studying it carefully for a while, Ling Hu Chong was stunned to find it. Although these four guys are tall, short, fat and thin, their bodies are very different, but their facial features are exactly the same, as if they were printed in a mold, no wonder the breath on their bodies is so similar, they are about to merge together.

"Big brother, why didn't the little white face react?"

Posed for a long time. The plump fat head finally couldn't help it, and whispered to the short head tuo.

"Yes, big brother, could it be that our introduction and actions just now were not unified and coordinated enough, so they were overwhelmed. ”

The tall head like a bamboo pole guessed.

"I suggest that our brother do this new pose again, so that the little white face can see clearly. ”

Thin Head proposed.

"Okay, in that case, let's do it all over again!"

The short head agreed, and he ordered the four of them to get up at the same time, and shouted loudly at Ling Hu Chong and his party with all his strength.

"Don't look at me fat, I have liliang in my cave room!"

"Don't look at me thin. I have a rhythm in the cave room!"

"Don't look at me tall, I don't bend over in the cave!"

"Don't look at me short, I'll breastfeed while I'm cooking!"

"We are—tall, short, fat, thin, and savage four-headed tuo!"

After the loud slogan ended, the tall, short, fat and thin four-headed tuo once again took the obscene pose that almost made Linghu Chong fall from his horse.

"Weishenme's little white face hasn't reacted yet, is it possible that we have to do it again?"

Seeing that Ling Hu Chong and his party were completely petrified, the Savage Four-Headed Tuo immediately became dissatisfied, thinking that his appearance was inconsistent with his action posture when he introduced himself, so he decided to carry out the third look.

"Don't look at me as fat ......"

"Enough! I know you're tall, short, fat, thin, and savage!"

Ling Hu Chong, who came out with a black line, immediately interrupted the four guys who called themselves the Wild Four-Headed Tuo who were shouting loudly, and he forced a smile and asked, "What are you four guys doing blocking our way?" Could it be that you are planning to invite me to watch your movements and postures and your maverick domineering head shape?"

The four guys of the Wild Four-Headed Tuo are not only obscene and funny in terms of language and action. Even their hairstyles are extremely dramatic, and all four wear headbands on their heads. Then he shaved off all the clumps of hair in the middle of his head, making him look like a 21st century patient with seborrheic alopecia who has become a "Mediterranean head shape".

"Big brother, this little white face seems to be praising our domineering headshape?"

Fattou whispered to the others.

"Yes, big brother, I didn't expect this little white face to be so discerning, and he knew how to appreciate our domineering head shape. ”

"That's it, wouldn't it be a pity to kill such a discerning and appreciative little white face. Do we want to spare his life, otherwise there will be one less person in this world who knows how to appreciate us. ”

The tall head and the thin head suggested to the short head.

"I really didn't expect this little white face to have such a sharp eye, it's really a pity to kill it like this, but our Barbarian Four-Headed Tuo has always been the first in reputation, and this time I received the benefits of Xiong Ba, the city lord of the Deserted City on the border of the Western Regions, and promised to take back the head of this little white face. If you don't kill him, how can you complete the mission?"

The eldest brother of the Wild Four-Headed Tuo showed a look of embarrassment, there are too few people who know how to appreciate them on this shijie, it is simply one in a million, and it is hard to meet one, if it is so easily killed by them, it is really a pity.

But they also accepted the benefits of Xiong Ba, the city lord of the border desert city, and promised Xiong Ba to deal with Ling Hu Chong, if they couldn't successfully complete the task, wouldn't it damage their reputation as a barbaric four-headed tuo, this kind of scenario would definitely not happen.

"So what should we do, it's a shame to kill someone who can understand our domineering head......"

Tall, short, fat, thin, and wild, the four-headed Tuo all frowned tightly and fell into deep contemplation.

"Yes, Xiong Ba gave us the task of bringing back this little white face's head, we can capture him alive without killing him, and then press him to see Xiong Ba, wouldn't this be the best of both worlds, and the little white face doesn't have to die, we have completed the task released by Xiong Ba. ”

"That's right, that's right, the second brother is right, after seeing Xiong Ba, our four brothers will be together to beg for this little white face, I think that Xiong Ba will not dare to offend our brother, and will definitely spare that little white face's life!"

"That's it, in this way, we not only completed the task of Xiongba's release, but also picked up a little white face with a unique vision who knows how to appreciate us, which is really cost-effective. ”

"Okay, that's it, catch this little white face back, you must pay attention to proportions when you make a move later, don't miss and tear him to pieces. ”

The boss of the Savage Four-Headed Tuo finally made up his mind and explained to the other three brothers. (To be continued......)

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