Chapter 494: Silver is used to smash walnuts
"Boss, be careful, these four people are murderous without blinking, the notorious tall, short, fat, thin and barbaric four-headed tuo, I have a thunderbolt poison miasma in my pocket to temporarily block them, let's quickly escape from here." ”
The movement outside was too loud, Jiang Lao Er opened the curtain and got out of the carriage in confusion to find out, who would have thought that as soon as he raised his head, he saw four obscene men with strange shapes in front of the carriage, and when the four guys signed up again, Jiang Lao Er's face instantly turned pale, and he was almost completely frightened.
It's not that Jiang Lao Er is timid, but the reputation of this tall, short, fat and thin barbaric four-headed tuo in the Western Regions is too great, these four people are the brothers of a mother's compatriots, who have been taught martial arts by strangers, and they are strong and know how to attack together, although they are only at the pinnacle of the realm, but they once tore a peerless mid-stage master into pieces in a battle in full view of everyone, and the murderous name scared to death many warriors.
In the words of the 21st century, they are mentally ill people with low intelligence, and when they fight, they don't pay attention to morality at all, and they directly rush up to tear their opponents to pieces with more bullying and less when they fight, and you will be in big trouble if you provoke such a madman.
Even those peerless late-stage masters who live in seclusion and cultivation don't want to provoke these four guys, and these four guys are definitely the first to provoke the characters in the entire Western Regions, because they won't reason with you at all, what a tragic thing it should be to meet a group of powerful psychopaths.
It was precisely knowing the difficulty and horror of the tall, short, fat, thin and barbaric four-headed tuo that Jiang Laoer, the alchemy master, was shocked, and quietly hinted that Ling Hu Chong should run away quickly, so as not to be mutilated by these guys.
If it is an ordinary martial artist, he will naturally be afraid of the tall, short, fat, thin and barbaric four-headed tuo, but what kind of person is Ling Hu Chong, who is the first to break through the mythical realm of the world. Not to mention these four obscene and funny heads, even if their combat power is increased by ten times, Ling Hu Chong will not take it seriously, he has this confidence and self-confidence.
Although Ling Hu Chong was fearless, Jiang Lao Er was terrified, if it wasn't for Ling Hu Chong to stop his movements with his eyes, he would definitely take out his special escape poison fog bomb from his arms and attack. After all, I still don't feel at ease with Ling Hu Chong's strength, after all, the murderous reputation of the four guys in front of him has already spread throughout the Western Regions.
"Listen to a few of you, I'll say it once, I'll start lightly later, if anyone makes a mistake and hurts the little white face, he will be punished for three days and not allowed to enter the cave room!"
The four heads of the "Mediterranean" head got together and muttered for most of the day, and finally made a plan of action.
"Don't worry, big brother, I've always been the most measured, you have to let the fourth child pay attention. He is fatter and prone to overexertion. ”
Thin Tou said confidently.
"Nonsense, although I'm fat, but I have liliang in the cave room, my balance is the most haode, you should remind the third child, he is so tall, it is very likely that he will hit the wrong target and accidentally injure the little white face. ”
The fat head immediately retorted.
"Fart. I'm tall, but I never bend over in my cave. I won't miss if you miss, big brother, don't listen to their nonsense. ”
Gao Toutuo naturally does not admit that his professional skills are inferior to others.
"Shut up for me, pay attention to all of me, and if anyone makes a mistake, let him not be allowed to cave for a month!"
The short head Tuo looked unhappy, and who could compare to him in terms of professional jishu. No matter how good you are, can you eat milk while doing it?
With a black face and reprimanded the other three brothers, the short head finally straightened up, slowly walked under Ling Hu Chong's horse, and raised his head to Ling Hu Chong with his hands on his waist and asked loudly: "Little white face, let me ask you, did you kill Xiong Da Mao and Xiong Mad in the Western Regions Wilderness City not long ago?"
"What's the matter? Could it be that you guys still want to avenge them. Those two guys are your own fathers?"
Ling Hu Chong laughed.
"Nonsense, our own father has died a long time ago, and those two guys are not our real father!"
Before the short head Tuo could reply, the fat head behind him opened his mouth and interjected to answer.
"That's it, we only have one father, and everyone else is not our father!"
Slender Tou Tuo and Gao Tou Tuo were not to be left behind, and they echoed in unison.
"Since they're not your own fathers, why are you blocking our way now?"
Ling Hu Chong had already guessed the reason, but he deliberately asked it to see if these guys really had a problem with their thinking.
"That's because Xiong Ba gave us a lot of silver and asked us to kill you!"
Fattou replied again.
"Bastard, you don't keep stealing my lines!"
Short Tou Tuo cursed at Fat Tou Tuo dissatisfied, he is the leading big brother among the four, is it okay, of course, he has to do the heavy responsibility of this kind of spokesperson, how can he let other brothers steal the limelight again and again.
"Xiong Ba said, as long as you bring your head back, he will give us more silver. ”
Shorty Tuo hurriedly replied quickly, for fear that someone else would rob him of his lines again.
"Yes, yes, we're here to kill you!"
Gao Tou Tuo and Thin Tou Tuo were not willing to be silent, and they echoed one after another.
"It turned out that Xiong Ba, the city lord of the deserted city on the border of the Western Regions, invited you to come and hunt us down, but I see that the appearance of the four of you is earth-shattering, and you are simply the most unique and unique in the world today, you are so chic and uninhibited, what do you need so much silver for?"
Ling Hu Chong asked with a forced smile.
"Yes, big brother, what do we want the silver for?"
The fat head Tuo and the others were immediately stopped by Ling Hu Chong's question, because they really didn't think about the use of asking for silver, they never gave money for eating and sleeping, and the owner of an inn restaurant in the entire Western Regions dared to ask them for money, and eating overlord meals has become a habit of tall, short, fat and thin wild four-headed Tuo.
"This, of course, this silver is used to smash walnuts. ”
The boss of the Wild Four-Headed Tuo obviously didn't think about this problem, and after slurring his words for a long time, he finally had an idea and came up with an extremely ridiculous reason.
"Oh, it turned out to be used to smash walnuts, you four guys are really elegant people who know how to enjoy life. ”
The tall, short, fat, thin and barbaric four-headed performance made Hu Chong completely amused, and even Jiang Lao'er, who was originally frightened and turned pale, began to twitch involuntarily. (To be continued......)
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