My surname is Song, and my single name is a chivalrous son.

The name on the ID card is naturally Song Xia, of course, some people will also ask me to send seafood...... Who made the shrimp of Xia Tongyin really seafood......

But most people will still affectionately call me - Xiaoxia

Of course, I actually want them to call me Daxia!

So, I did name myself, and I was a martial arts fan......

But the martial arts games in my country are really not powerful, is there ......

Playing around and suddenly finding that there are only some old games to play, is there??

You say "Fairy Sword"??Is that a fairy tale?

I don't want to bring monsters, Goku save me~~~

...... Well, let's get down to business.

I am 28 years old this year and a game nerd. Squatting at home and gnawing on the old family. It's been so many years since I graduated, and I'm living a precarious life, working everywhere......

Expelled his own boss from time to time. So the income is barely enough to make ends meet...... And basically spend more time at home than at work......

However, because my father can make more money, I basically rely on my father's monthly emergency to make a living......

That's why I said that I was a gnawing old man...... It's a lot easier to have a capable dad. Isn't it my dad who fights this year?

And he is also very talkative, and his only wish is that I can get married as soon as possible and give him a grandson.

But I couldn't satisfy him......

Because I have a secret to tell......

I'm a GAY......

Or I don't even know if I'm a traditional GAY......

Because I only like cute little boys. The kind of six to twelve year olds. I didn't take the kindergarten teacher exam back then, because of course my father was upright and in his prime, and he wasn't so easy to speak......

Of course, I don't know if this is a so-called pedophilia...... Because I'm really not interested in all kinds of Lori.。 But once it comes to it, and these cute little masa......

I don't know if it's the wrong baby, I should be a rotten girl in this life, anyway, I have a preference for rotten girls. In addition to not being able to have children......

My mother said that if I want to be a woman, I will definitely be the kind of Guo Xiu in ancient times, the kind that doesn't leave the boudoir in three steps...... (That's the point!)

Of course, I'm very disgusted to have anything to do with Koshota...... The main thing is to loathe yourself, and the disgust for yourself is more than pleasure!

So in contrast, it's okay to talk to normal women...... But the kind of hidden pieces in the hard disk will not be missing...... It's just that every time I look at it, I can't help but feel a kind of indignation! You say that you can do that cute little Zhengtai!? What a brute!!

Generally, clean up the white dirt (?) on the remaining computer screen, while giving infinite contempt to the 'violent' party in the film in my heart!!

Of course, it's not that I can't do that with a woman. But simple sex can, like, or love doesn't matter.

And I'm definitely not a sissy. My friends can attest to that......

I saw a doctor for this, and the doctor said that this symptom was a rare type of psychosis called "father's love syndrome", and that my condition belonged to its special branch. And compared to normal men, I have very low requirements for 'sex'. So the ideal partner is to find a woman with a six to twelve year old Shota to marry...... Because of the suppression of inner reason, the deeper the love, the more it will not shoot at the boy.

Therefore, it is a non-aggressive herbivorous disease. But if it is said that habitual children are also counted, then it is really a scourge......

To put it simply, it is completely harmless to people. It's the type of 'substitute son'. Although the habitual son is like a murderer...... Such.

Well, there are criteria for choosing a mate. The next step is to find a daughter-in-law, right?

But how can I be embarrassed to tell my parents about this strange request, so I can only endure it until I get older, and it will be easier to find a second marriage at that time, right...... Now that the divorce rate is so high, it's relatively easy to find someone with children (the important one is a boy), right?

I didn't expect that the reality is not only not so, but this kind of woman is even more difficult to find!

Because unless she is widowed, if the woman divorces and has children, it is not easy for this woman to start......

Throwing out the situation that he is gnawing on the old people, the specific reason is that it is generally difficult to enter the second family with children...... So now divorced, women generally don't want children.

And once a woman insists on having children, then 80% of her is self-reliant and has a certain economic income. When I marry him, will she raise me, or will I raise her? Nine times out of ten, this kind of woman is stronger. It doesn't even take a man...... A massage stick is sufficient, and it is slightly redundant to have me join......

So the subjects have also searched for a few, but so far nothing has been found...... Most of them didn't like me.

As I get older, there are more urgings......

"When I'm your age, you'll be able to memorize the ninety-nine multiplication table!" is a phrase my mother often says after I am 'not in a hurry'.

Please, that's kindergarten teaching, isn't it?!

Well, even if your parents and relatives are not around now, there will always be friends who will send you a wedding card when you are unprepared......

Then it was the days when I ate instant noodles every day for the next month......

There is no way, the bulk of his income source will finally pinch the hands of others (Dad). And every time you ask for money, people will ask you when you are looking for a partner, what uncle or what uncle you have (daughter, niece, etc., etc.), do you want to take a look......

No way, no way.

But it doesn't matter, isn't it just gift money? You know, if the price goes up like this, sooner or later I will be able to recover the cost and make a lot of money. But that chance may never be available now......

I crossed the ......

When playing an old game called "The Legend of Jin Yong's Heroes", he traveled to the Southern Song Dynasty with its system......

Of course, as a fan of martial arts games. Being able to travel to the martial arts shijie is really worth our family's life!

Who doesn't have a martial arts dream? Who doesn't have a martial arts dream?

This matter has to start from the beginning, recently my hair was small, and suddenly I didn't know why I quarreled with his husband and divorced, so I took her six-year-old son back to China.

Because he was busy crying with her mother, the little one naturally had no one to take care of him.

This allows me to find an opportunity~!

As a perverted uncle...... No!cough~~As a strange uncle, of course, you have to take advantage of it~~ No!What kind of adjective is this......

Anyway, I naturally volunteered to play with the little guy~...... What else could there be?Hmm~......

Now that I think about it, the little guy with black hair and a few golden retrievers is so cute and very well-behaved. Shu millet and Shu millet (uncle) screamed that my whole body softened...... I really want to take a bite~~

Don't look at the little guys, the computer is not ambiguous at all. Spider Solitaire actually played four-colored, and it was a success! What a genius...... It's all mixed races and geniuses, and this time I completely believe it!

"Shu Huang ~ What kind of game is this?"

"This~?

This is an old game.,It's older than your age~~.。 」

Because it's a game nerd.,So the computer desktop deliberately made separate shortcuts for each game.。 Maybe it's because the shortcut of the old DS game is more special (the kind of white window without a picture). The little guy clicked on the icon of "The Legend .COM of Jin Yong's Heroes", turned his head, and asked me.

As for weishenme's action, because at this time I held him from behind and let him sit on my lap and play with my computer~~......

"Do you want to play? This is Shu Xiao's favorite martial arts ~ game......" he said, holding his cute right hand and double-clicking the left mouse button with his index finger. Open the game ...... Go to the DS reading screen...... Zuihou chooses to start over and names the character Shin. Then start non-stop random attributes, for starters. Play this game at least five random full value in the early stage, otherwise it is really difficult to start......

"Shu Xiao~ What is a martial arts game?" the little guy continued to ask with a curious expression.

"Martial arts games...... It's kung fu, do you know kung fu? heha~ this and that. I can't explain a word, so I'll start with little by little. By the way, the two fists are compared......

"I know kung fu!, but Shu Xiao's kung fu is too bad~ I don't have any strength to punch. 」

Seeing the little guy's contempt for my flower fist embroidered legs, could it be that I played a big knife in front of Guan Gong??

"So Xiao Zhen's martial arts are very high??" I asked, confused.

"Of course~! The little guy said with a stinking face. Please, that's your dad letting you~!

"Haha~, really?, then I need to take a good look!"

"Shu Xiao's kung fu is too bad, so I can't bully the weak~. 」

"haha~~, Xiao Zhen is worthy of being a little genius, and he still knows the word 'bullying'??

Let's do it, can you give Shu Huang a set of punches to open Shu Xiao's eyes?"

Not to mention, today's children are really hard. What piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, all kinds of supplements. I wouldn't be surprised if Xiao Zhen was sent to learn taekwondo or sanda...... But it seems that he is still very proud of his kung fu, otherwise he wouldn't have laughed if he heard me say that he is 'strong in martial arts' or something.

I'm not immune to Zhengtai's smile......

"This......

Okay~~" He struggled with his thoughts, but finally nodded under my 'expectant' eyes. Slide off my lap. Looking around, because the bedroom was really small, Zuihou he could only climb into my double Simmons bed......

Not to mention, the kid is really like that with one move and one style! Although I am also a big layman, I still have the eyesight to have no real kung fu. Xiao Zhen's set of boxing methods can be said to be a tiger and a tiger! It is worthy of being a child of practicing the family~~...... Thinking of Fa Xiao's terrifying 'martial arts', I can't help but have a cold war. Let's hope she doesn't know what she thinks of his son......

And on this side, encouraged by my loud applause and crazy applause. The red-faced little Zhengtai is even more hard-working!zuihou actually kicked the wall by kicking the wall~!

"Okay~!"

I shouted. While clapping, I just wanted to stand up. But......

This drop-off point!!

Originally, Xiao Zhen was on the bed, but now he has jumped more than two meters against the wall! And at this time, with inertia, it is impossible for him to fall on the elastic bed......

But luckily, he kicked at me. As long as I catch him with my body, it's fine...... Naturally, I opened my hands and walked forward......

"Shu Huang, get out of the way~!!"

「？？？」

Xiao Zhen shouted in the air, making me full of question marks. I saw him retract the kicking leg, and his whole body spread out in the air. From kicking to lunging at me......

Now that I think about it, this action is not a six-year-old...... Or is it not a move that an ordinary martial arts master can do in the air......

But it's too late to say anything......

I was happy to greet Xiao Zhengtai in his arms, but who knew that he felt like he had been hit by a truck! Of course, it is an exaggeration to say that the truck is a bit exaggerated, but it can only be said that if you are hit by a bag of flour head-on, you are not a special soldier, and you are not a strong man. Just an ordinary person who lacks exercise. Then you'll only end up with that.

Backwards......

Then the immortal head also had an intimate contact with the host of the computer.

I just felt a buzz in my head and I lost consciousness......

When I woke up, I found myself in a chaotic Shijie, surrounded by pitch black and very empty.

I was greeted by a cold, very mechanical voice.

"The stats are confirmed, enter the game. 」

Crossed the ......

But I didn't think of this at first, but put my hand to my mouth and desperately shouted Xiao Zhen's name! At the same time, I searched around in the bamboo building I crossed......

And when I searched around to no avail, I naturally went out of the house. As a result, I met a man in a shoulder and shorts who came with a flock of sheep......

His clothes were nothing. But the only thing strange is that he wears a hollow hat. The head that shows above is the kind of hair that only Taoist priests can have nowadays......

And then a voice sounded in my head—

"Shu Xiao, I'm sorry! I'm here to save you......

Long story short, you have now entered a 'sub-plane' of Shijie's subordinates. It's the plane connected to your game called Jin Yong's Legend of the Heroes to complete the game......

As long as you can save up 50,000 points, you can return with all your abilities. And only a second passed.

But there are a lot of drawbacks to this system that haven't been solved for many reasons. For example, many of its features require a certain number of bonus points to be activated.

And because it's smuggling. So the system it wants to block the rejection and obliteration of the power of Zishijie Gaia for you. Therefore, when you are still in this shijie, the foundation is not strong, and the reward points will continue to be lost all the time. Only by assimilating with this shijie, that is, intersecting with the people of this shijie or having contact with the people of this shijie destiny and helping the person of destiny to complete the great cause that he is destined to accomplish, at the same time, step by step to obtain the decline of the power of rejection and a large number of reward points!

I don't have much time, so I can only talk to you about it here! If you don't understand anything, just ask the system. Then please come back alive! I'm still waiting for you to teach me how to play the game of Jin Yong's Heroes! That's it......

"Xiao Zhen~ Wait!!"

The voice in his head stopped, and Song Xia shouted, but unfortunately, no matter how he roared after that, he couldn't hear Xiao Zhen's crisp voice anymore..................!

Look at yourself what seems like a lot, now less than 5,000 points of reward and 100 percent full value of being repulsed...... Song Xia couldn't help but feel sad from his heart, he meowed, like this, didn't he say that he only had more than three days and less than four days of life~?!