In fact, I always felt that I was not suitable for writing novels. The specific billing chapter is remedied here...... I'd also like to share some of my thoughts on writing a book.

It's just because I've always liked to think about things that others will never ponder.

For example, everyone knows that the "grandfather class" is nothing more than a very useless child who grows up all the way with the help of a certain grandfather and kills all directions.

If this kind of story is well written, it's really exciting, it's exciting enough, so a lot of people like it -- I actually really like it.

It's just that when I look at it, I can't help but wonder -

When the child masturbates, where is the old man?

We all know that in this kind of novel, the old man always seems to do whatever he wants, appearing when he wants to appear, and hiding when he wants to hide, and the children seem to have no way to control the old man coming out and going in......

Everyone's from a young age, who doesn't know who is going on? Generally, the children who can be the protagonists of fantasy novels are also seventeen or eighteen years old and strong-blooded teenagers, all of whom have strong physiological needs, and once a day is not enough, and they don't masturbate at all? This is not scientific~~!

So, when I read grandfather novels, I always can't help but make up the following scenes:

Under the clear moonlight, a quiet bamboo forest is silent all around, only occasionally when the breeze blows, the bamboo forest makes a rustling sound, attracting the toads hidden in the depths of the bamboo forest to also make noise.

On a large bluestone, there is a handsome and chic young man with eyebrows like a sword, eyes like a star, red lips and white teeth, although he is dressed in an ordinary way, but there is a momentum surging around his body, which makes people involuntarily worship and admire him.

At this moment, the young man frowned slightly, bit his lips lightly, and held a tattered and strange fragment in his right hand, on which were painted a picture of the infinite mystery of the ancient spring palace, but his left hand was under the crotch sometimes fast and sometimes slow, sometimes loose and sometimes tight.

Behind him, there is a shadow of a shadow suspended, it is a fairy wind bones, the image of an old grandfather with kind eyebrows, seeing him so focused, the old man couldn't help but smile and nodded, and sighed: "Okay, good, it's really the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves, a generation of new people replacing the old, **, you only used just one month, you cultivated this set of "Dayan Masturbation Method" to the ninth level, enough time to pinch the nine pillars of incense, it really deserves to be my good apprentice!"

The young man's eyes shone with stubbornness, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Teacher, can I?"

"No, you have to persevere, only by cultivating the Great Yan Method to the thirteenth supreme realm, will you have the capital to kill the Cloud * Sect and regain everything you have lost!"

"I understand, the disciples must be, they must persevere! Yun * Zong, wait, one day, one day, I will ...... No, no, I can't help it!"

After a period of involuntary convulsions, the boy completely collapsed, his face collapsed on the big bluestone, panting like a cow, as if he had died.

But as soon as he thought of the humiliation brought to him by Yun * Zong, a new liliang surged in the depths of the young man's heart, supporting him to hold on to his ** again, and start a new crazy cultivation!

"Wait, Yun * Zong! One day, I* Yan will take everything that you have taken away...... Masturbate back!"

So the idea of this novel was formed......

In the end, it's still love~~!!!A grandfather's love for the protagonist~!

But again, if you can't be satisfied, you will be unlucky, and if you are satisfied, you will be bored. So until I tasted it, I really didn't have the courage to write the previous "Dayan Method" into a book~!!"The story of the old man and the protagonist", everyone let me go.