Chapter 356: Crying and Laughing

"Why did Master Zhen say this? Aren't you a self-proclaimed pioneer of justice? Why are you unwilling to act for the sentient beings of the Three Realms? ”

If there is no sadness or joy on the face, it is obviously a question, but what is said is light.

Zhen Hao shrugged: "Although you have seen the essence of the vanguard of justice, it can't change the fact that you have yin against me." ”

"I didn't. ”

"You have. ”

"I didn't. ”

......

"You didn't. ”

"I didn't. ”

Zhen Hao gasped, he and Rulai talked back and forth dozens of times, but this Rulai is still not in the trap, worthy of the legendary old coer.

He is just a righteous pioneer in his twenties, how can he compare to the old coward of this age according to the era.

Wait for me to cultivate for a few more years, and then compete with them!

Zhen Hao, who was temporarily at a disadvantage, slammed the door and left, leaving behind a bald fat man with his palms folded, no sadness or joy on his face, but worried in his heart.

"Smack~!"

Zhen Hao, who slammed the door and arrived at the next small black room, was stunned to see his wrist being clenched again, and he had 10,000 MMp to say in his heart.

"MMP, who are you?"

"What does MMP mean? And why do you say again?"

As he spoke, the black mist on the mysterious man's face, which was purer than the others, gradually dissipated, revealing a black and straight little brother.

"Wutian, why are you here too?" Zhen Hao said in astonishment.

"Also?"

Wutian frowned and pondered for a moment: "If you come too?"

"That's right, it's in the room in front of you, and you haven't been long away...... Wait!"

Zhen Hao looked at Wutian in front of him, his eyes flashed with fine light, he stepped forward with enthusiasm and grabbed Wutian's big hand: "Mr. Wu, I haven't seen you for a few days, you still have long hair and fluttering demeanor!"

Saying that, Zhen Hao touched his small flat head, his eyes looked at the long hair of the lawless, and his face was envious.

With a smile on the corner of his mouth, Wutian reached out and pulled away Zhen Hao's ill-intentioned big hand, and said, "Master Zhen has something to do, but it doesn't hurt to say it, we don't need to come to these hypocrisy." ”

"Look at what you said, I'm all sincere, where does it come from......

Zhen Hao muttered in a slightly aggrieved whisper, then probed his brain left and right to look, sneakily came to this Wutian's side, and whispered in his ear.

"Heavenless Buddha, if you come to that mess and be kind, he wants to do bad things to you, and wants me to deal with you with him!"

I know, I've known since you told me he's been here!

He muttered in his heart, but Wutian's face was shocked: "Oh~! There is still such a thing?

"Yes, yes, yes, that guy is so shameless!"

Zhen Hao's face was happy, and he echoed continuously, and then his face turned straight in an instant, and he forcibly grabbed Wutian's big hand again: "Mr. Wu, I have a multi-billion project here that I want to talk to you about." ”

"What?"

"Before that bald fat man has gone far, let's kill him together!"

Heavenless: "......"

"What's wrong? Isn't that what you've always wanted?"

"It wasn't the Buddha Buddha who came just now, and with his cautious character, the person he sent over was only an incarnation at most. ”

......

I knew that this old coward must not have any sincerity, and even the person who was sent to negotiate the contract was a dummy, but fortunately he had a good eye, otherwise he would have been deceived by this old coward!

"I didn't expect the Heavenless Buddha to think of a place, originally I also planned to kill a clone of Rulai to make him feel distressed, since the Heavenless Buddha is unwilling, then let's say goodbye. ”

After that, Zhen Hao arched his hand at Wutian, and turned around to continue the boring and happy work of cutting leeks.

Between the two first prizes in this row, Zhen Hao's mind systematically prompted that the sound of experience acquisition had been much slower.

The flesh hurts!

"Hey, wait a minute. ”

Seeing Zhen Hao's unprofitable appearance, Wutian was stunned for a moment, and then reacted and hurriedly stopped Zhen Hao.

"Master Zhen, I also have a billion-dollar business here that I want to talk to you about!"

Zhen Hao: "???"

......

Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, it is the early hours of the morning, and it is time for Zhen Hao to get off work.

As soon as I heard that I was going to get off work, the entire opera troupe instantly exploded in the audience, and there was a wail, and no one wanted to leave.

"What's the matter, we paid such a big price to buy the tickets, and let us go after watching one day, it's not fair!"

"yes, didn't you say you were going to perform for three days?

"Strongly demand to keep performing! You have to be worthy of the tickets we paid!"

......

There were many immortals, and the crowd was angry, and even Yang Jian, who was the captain of the security guard, had no choice but to stand aside and stare dryly.

Outside the door, Zhen Hao, who had a long talk with the Heavenless Buddha for more than an hour and successfully signed a multibillion-dollar contract with him, had just sent the Heavenless Buddha away with enthusiasm, and when he entered the door, he saw this messy and noisy scene, and his face was instantly gloomy.

"What are you doing, what are you doing, what are you trying to rebel against!"

An angry shout instantly suppressed the protests of the immortals in the audience, the immortals were not convinced, and were about to refute, it seemed that the person was Zhen Hao, recalling the inexplicable fear in the small black room, one by one was speechless for a moment, and shrunk his neck.

Although they no longer protest verbally, this does not mean that they have given up fighting for the rights and interests of their consumers, but they have changed their voices to silence and changed their way of fighting.

However, as soon as Zhen Hao came out, the audience was instantly silenced, which still made Zhen Hao feel that he had a light on his face.

Slanted his eyes and glanced at Yang Jian, who was expressionless and indifferent to this, and snorted coldly in his nasal voice, almost writing the word "proud" on his face.

Even with it, Zhen Hao looked at these troublesome guys in front of him, and felt that they were much cuter, his face softened, and the corners of his mouth rose faintly.

"I know everyone's love for our show, and I can understand everyone's loss when we hear that we are going to get off work, but people are iron and steel, and the girls have danced all day, and the water has not entered, and the heart is compared to the heart, do you have to let the family rest and rest?"

Comparing hearts to hearts, the honest fairy in the audience looked at the girls behind Zhen Hao who were pale and supported each other to stand firmly, and his heart was a little shaken.

Are they going too far?

Seeing that there were immortals in the audience who couldn't sit still, Zhen Hao struck while the iron was hot and continued: "And I have another good news to tell you here, under my strong request, the board of directors finally decided that the students who have bought tickets today can enter with one ticket within three days!"

"Bang Bang Bang~!"

The old demon of Montenegro took the lead, and other employees followed closely behind, applauding Zhen Hao's speech.

However, there was still no movement in the audience, and the only few sparse applause disappeared in the awkward atmosphere.

With a slight frown, Zhen Hao understood that the tiredness on the faces of the employees behind him was seen by these immortals.

But so what?

We pretend, that's to save face for you, not because we're afraid of you, but you don't want it, you have to bring this face back, what is this called?

It's called shamelessness!

"Hurry up now, I'm not embarrassed for you, but whoever wants to continue to carry it will be blacklisted, don't want to walk into the door of my song and dance troupe in this life!

Zhen Hao spoke coldly, his eyes swept over the immortals in the field, and listening to the whispers that sounded again, he smiled cruelly and didn't give them time to think about it.

"Three!"

At the beginning of the countdown, there was no need for Zhen Hao to explain what this meant, all the immortals understood in seconds, and more than fifty percent of the immortals immediately got up and went out.

"Two!"

The pressure of the countdown pressed on the hearts of the immortals, sweating on their foreheads, and once again there were thirty percent of the immortals who couldn't bear the pressure, hurriedly got up, and trotted out of the door.

“y...... i。 ”

dragging the long "one" word out, seeing that Zhen Hao was not joking, the rest of the immortals got up in a hurry, their feet were fast, and they ran and flew out.

In the entire audience, there were only four immortals left in an instant, and the four sand sculptures who came to dance were all fully armed, armored, and concealed their identities but only blocked one face——— Four Heavenly Kings.

These four guys sat in the audience, waiting for all the immortals to go out and Zhen Hao finished pulling the long "one" word, then he snorted coldly, dissipated the black fog on his face that he thought could hide their identities, and revealed his true colors.

Four Heavenly Kings: (→_→)

Squinted eyes and glanced at Zhen Hao coldly, snorted coldly in a nasal voice, and then got up arrogantly.

"Elder Zhen Yue, what method did you use to coerce Fairy Chang'e to wear this kind of ...... If you perform on stage in this kind of clothes, you might as well recruit it truthfully, otherwise I will tell the Jade Emperor and dismiss you from your post and investigate you!"

"Yes, hand it over...... Confess your crimes!"

"Fairy Chang'e, don't be afraid, we're here to save you!"

"Say!"

Four brothers, you and I said a word, approaching Zhen Hao, righteous and awe-inspiring, but his eyes glanced at Chang'e greedily from time to time.

Obviously, this is their method of greedy Zhen Hao, and they want to use this to cover up the fact that they are greedy for Chang'e.

Zhen Hao understood, Yang Jian also understood, and everyone present understood.

Zhen Hao ignored the four stupid beeps, turned around and patted Yang Jian's shoulder, shook his head and sighed, didn't say anything, and led everyone to the door and went home to sleep.

Yang Jian: I feel a little heavy on the top of my head.

"The thief is gone!"

The Four Heavenly Kings were in a hurry, their purpose had not been achieved, and they couldn't let Zhen Hao leave so simply, so they immediately chased after him quickly.

However, he was blocked by the black-faced Yang Jian, who was holding a three-pronged and two-edged knife in one hand and standing as tall as a green pine.

This night, there were screams in the song and dance troupe.

In the Yuelao Palace, Zhen Hao waved his hand to drive away everyone, and Niu Erhua slammed into each other, slamming open the door with his body.

Zhen Hao hooked the door with his big feet, and the two circled, stumbling again, and crashed into the shivering small bed.

It is emphasized that this is not an exaggerated figure of speech, but the cot is really shaking, and from time to time there is an irrepressible chuckle coming out.

Zhen Hao and Niu Erhua looked at each other, Niu Erhua stepped forward and lifted it...... looked at Zhen Hao, lifted the corner of the quilt, and looked inside.

vigorously lifted the entire quilt, revealing a little jade rabbit curled up, neatly dressed, and grinning.

Last time, it was all done......

"Why are you here again? I didn't teach you enough lessons last time?"

Niu Erhua's face was extremely dark, looking at the little jade rabbit's little buttocks, his palms were pinched and released, released and pinched, ready to move.

This is the second time that Xiao Yutu has done anything to become a junior.

After repeated repeated actions, Niu Erhua pointed out the door, forcibly suppressed his anger, and decided to give Xiaoyutu another chance to live.

"Get out!"

"I don't!"

Thinking of the sharp pain that came from her buttocks when Niu Erhua's little hand whipped her, the smile on Xiao Yutu's face changed to timidity, but even so, she still clung to the quilt, with tears in her eyes, and looked at Niu Erhua stubbornly.

Toast without eating and eating penalty wine!

Niu Erhua smiled angrily, stopped talking nonsense, turned over and sat on the bed, stretched out his hand to pull the quilt away, carried the little jade rabbit on his thigh, and raised his little hand high.

"Bang! bang!"

The wife did not spare his hand in the face of the little three jade rabbits, and the palms fell like raindrops, and the little jade rabbits cried and called their mothers, so they were not miserable.

Zhen Hao couldn't stand it anymore, moved his steps slightly, and leaned forward very humbly: "Erhua, the child is not sensible, you see ......"

Niu Erhua:(→_→)

Instantly died down, Zhen Hao's words of intercession were all swallowed into his stomach, he smiled and said no more.

Little Jade Rabbit, I'm sorry, I've tried my best, but the enemy army is too cruel,......

"Woo woo woo~!You're a bad woman, your words don't count, huh~!"

Zhen Hao spoke up, making the little jade rabbit who was immersed in physical pain think of Niu Erhua's promise, and immediately cried out and questioned embarrassedly.

During the rehearsal period of half a month, in order to prevent the little jade rabbit from taking the opportunity to get Zhen Hao's body, Niu Erhua coaxed the little girl, as long as she was with her for half a month, Zhen Hao would be allowed to "beat" her after half a month.

It was said that it was a coaxing, and it was impossible to really "fight" if it was really "beaten", so it could only be really beaten.

picked up the crying little jade rabbit and put it aside, Niu Erhua moved to the side, making room for Zhen Hao.

patting the vacant seat next to him, Niu Erhua hooked his finger at Zhen Hao: "Come, it's your turn to appear." ”

"This ...... It's not good!"

Zhen Hao twisted and pinched, with a reluctant face, he sat down next to Niu Erhua in an instant, and took off his coat with a wave of his hand.

Just as he was about to go further, Niu Erhua stopped Zhen Hao from taking off half of his inner lining with a dark face: "What do you want to do?"

"Huh?"

Unexpectedly, Niu Erhua still had this kind of habit, Zhen Hao hesitated for a moment, and stammered: "You ...... You. ”

The preface didn't match the afterword, Niu Erhua was angry, and he waved his hand and almost lifted Zhen Hao's Tianling cover.

"What are you? your brain is w......"

Suddenly figured out the relationship between before and after, Niu Erhua gasped, stared at Zhen Hao with wide eyes and shocked, full of incredulity.

Five minutes later, the little jade rabbit happily lay on Zhen Hao's lap, her calves fluttering up and down, and she turned back to urge Zhen Hao from time to time.

"Brother Zhen Hao, hurry up!"

It's just that neither Zhen Hao nor Niu Erhua paid attention to her.

"Is this a bit unpleasant?" Zhen Hao hesitated.

After all, Zhen Hao usually has to be beaten up when he looks at his beautiful little sister twice, and now he is even more slapping and stir-frying meat, and Zhen Hao can't figure out whether Niu Erhua is angry or the truth.

Niu Erhua looked impatient: "If you want to beat you, you will fight, hurry up and send her away!"

As Zhen Hao guessed, Niu Erhua was indeed reluctant in her heart, but the identity of the heroine was here, she must carry forward positive energy, and she can't be a person who doesn't believe in her word.

Between a real "fight" and a real fight, it can only be a real fight.

This is called knowing how to look at the time and choose the path with the least loss.

Zhen Hao raised his big hand, stared at Niu Erhua with straight eyes, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Then I really hit it?"

"Hit!" x2

Gritting his teeth and stomping his feet, Zhen Hao closed his eyes, and his big hand raised high fell suddenly.

Die and die!

"Smack~"

An almost inaudible sound of slapping and stir-frying meat sounded, and then Zhen Hao's big hand didn't even pause for 0.01 seconds, and instantly raised his big hand again.

It was the first time to do such an exciting thing in front of Niu Erhua, Zhen Hao's face was full of apprehension, but his heart was pounding with excitement.

The inquiring gaze looked at Niu Erhua: "Look...... Is that okay?"

"Are you beating or touching? Do you want me to teach you what it means to fight?" Niu Erhua's big fist squeaked, and his face was not good.

"That's right, that's right!"

Xiao Yutu didn't even feel the slightest feeling of beating, his mouth pursed, and his face was full of unhappiness: "Beating is kissing and scolding is love, Brother Zhen Hao, you hit so lightly, don't you love Little Rabbit anymore!"

Jade Rabbit: (?? _ ??)

"Fight, fight vigorously!" Niu Erhua spoke coldly, looking at Xiao Yutu's gaze as if he was looking at braised rabbit head and spicy rabbit legs......

Zhen Hao: "......"

Ten minutes later, Xiao Yutu covered his buttocks for three levels, and limped out of Zhen Hao and Niu Erhua's room.

His face was full of tears, there were tears in the corners of his eyes, and his shoulders twitched from time to time, but his small mouth almost grinned at the root of his ears, and his smile was very bright, and he was full of happiness at first sight.

Such a complicated expression appeared on the face of a little girl, and Zhen Hao and Niu Erhua were also quite complicated.

These old people can't understand the young rabbits now.

Get up, close the door, turn off the lights, draw the bed curtains, and do it in one go.

Then Zhen Hao sacrificed the bed sheet artifact, and rolled wildly on it according to Niu Erhua, and the sound of tearing cloth kept ringing.

They desperately need tens of thousands of words of comfort to each other to get rid of the complexity in their hearts.

It's a pity that Zhen Hao prepared 30,000 to cover the cap of 50,000, but Niu Erhua only prepared 10,000, although in the end she rushed to catch up, and in the end she barely reached the level of 15,000.

Fifteen thousand ended quickly, Niu Erhua forgot about the complexity and fell into a deep sleep, but Zhen Hao became more complicated.

obviously can't hold on, why don't you find someone to accompany her......

A quick glance at the daily routine of system store updates, a familiar dog and a cat, and an unfamiliar cat climbing frame.

Zhen Hao showed a knowing smile on his face, closed the system panel, and fell asleep with Niu Erhua in his arms.

I damn it, I have nowhere to put it...... Broken system~!

System: "......"