Chapter 355: Large-scale leek cutting scene
In the early morning of this day, the sun was shining and the sky was cloudless...... There are beautiful young ladies all over the sky.
The immortals looked up at the many goddesses in the sky, their eyes were dull, and they were about to flow out, and their feet involuntarily followed.
Ahead, Yang Jian looked at the more and more crazy immortals gathering behind him, his face was extremely dark, but when he remembered Zhen Hao's instructions, he still held back his shame and started an advertisement.
"Three days later, the Zhen Dance Opera Troupe officially opened, and there will be a big reward event within three days of opening, and there will be a food god in charge of the kitchen himself, Chang ...... Chang'e, the Three Virgins and other fairies came to the stage to dance, please cheer you on......"
The shame exploded, and Yang Jian's face was a little blushing, but what made him feel relieved was that the immortals behind him just watched, and no one caught up with him and asked him for the address.
Presumably they should just be watching a novelty, and the guests after three days will definitely ...... It should be a lot less...... Right?
Looking at the immortals behind him who were about to salivate out, Yang Jian was also a little unsure.
In fact, Yang Jian, who was immersed in Gentle Township and missed the court every morning when he got up, didn't know that it was not that the immortals didn't want to ask, but that they already knew the address of the Zhen Dance Opera Troupe, and they were familiar with it in that court.
The cause of the incident was because of Zhen Hao's forced demolition...... Ahem, justice took action and demolished the private construction of the immortals, which caused the dissatisfaction of the immortals.
But when they heard about the terrifying legend about Zhen Hao circulating in the court, they were instigated and didn't dare to find Zhen Hao's theory, so they set their sights on the court, hoping that the Jade Emperor could administer justice to homeless children.
However, it was too late for the Jade Emperor to hide from Zhen Hao, how could he deal with them, just said that he would investigate in detail and give justice to the immortals.
is a very official shirk, and the immortals are not fools, so naturally they will not be fooled so easily.
The big guys got together and discussed, and simply made a small fuss for three days, and a big fuss for two days, making the entire court miserable, and the Jade Emperor was miserable.
I can't beat and fight, I can't scold and scold, for the title of a Ming Jun, the Jade Emperor tried everything to no avail.
Simply, the Jade Emperor broke the jar and broke it, and used the word "drying", and he didn't go to the early dynasty, and he couldn't get out of bed every day, holding the queen mother and not letting go.
After coming and going like this, Zhen Hao's Zhen Dance Opera Troupe made everyone in the entire heavenly court know about it, and his heart was full of curiosity.
Coupled with Yang Jian's small advertisement today, and the big long legs on the screen, the popularity of the Zhen Dance Opera Troupe instantly exceeded one billion, soaring all the way, unstoppable, and deeply anticipated by the immortals.
Time flickered, and three days passed quickly.
The Zhen Dance Opera Troupe had been completed two days ago, and the 150 Li family craftsmen provided one-stop service from construction to decoration, and the quality was not to be said.
Niu Erhua was very satisfied, and one of them shared a carrot planted by Chang'e herself, and did not give a dime in wages.
Even so, the one hundred and fifty Li family craftsmen were still grateful, without exception, and some were even moved to wipe their tears and waved at Niu Erhua again and again.
dismissed the Li family craftsmen who were reluctant to leave and also wanted to see Chang'e dance, Zhen Hao said that he would practice hard after going back, and when the realm was high, it would not be too late to come and see again.
That's right, Zhen Hao, the Zhen Dance Opera Troupe, has a minimum cultivation restriction, otherwise any cat or dog can come, what does he rely on to eat? What does he rely on to support his family?
Freshly sprouted leek sprouts, cutting one piece is not as good as one person, wasting space.
The Zhen Dance Opera Troupe is divided into an upstairs box and a downstairs lobby, the box is for those VIP leeks above the golden immortals, and the lobby is the world of ordinary leeks.
Zhen Hao Xiuwei is the Great Emperor, and he upgrades hundreds of millions of experience at a time, so ordinary leeks must be in the realm of divine souls at the most, which is about the level of Heavenly Immortal to Xuan Immortal.
At the entrance of the Zhen Dance Opera Troupe, there are ten passages, which is the place where the most money is spent, and it is also the important place for Zhen Hao to cut leeks.
There is a huge poster at the entrance with admission restrictions and ticket purchase rules.
If an immortal agrees to hand over a ticket for Zhen Hao to slaughter, someone will lead him into one of the passages.
At the end of the passage, there is a small closed room, and in the room, there is a formation set up by Zhen Hao to isolate and probe and protect privacy set up by Taishang Laojun.
"Crackling~!"
The opening is auspicious, the gongs and drums are noisy, the firecrackers are ringing in unison, and the crowds are crowded.
When Zhen Hao warmly announced the official opening of the Zhen Dance Opera Troupe, the crowd was in an uproar...... No movement?
Zhen Hao was a little confused, thinking that the immortals hadn't heard clearly, and once again re-announced the official opening of the Zhen Dance Opera Troupe, and asked the audience to buy tickets to enter.
However, the immortals still didn't move, they all looked at Zhen Hao, and no one stepped forward, unwilling to be the first to eat melons.
On the side, Yang Jian, who temporarily played the role of a security guard, was expressionless, but his heart had already blossomed, the fewer people he was, the happier he was, and it was best not to come at all!
Here, Zhen Hao came back and secretly said that it was not good.
People have a herd mentality, and when there are more people doing one thing, they are fearless, just like running a red light in a team.
But no matter how many people have this idea, they also need a leader to lead the way, but as the saying goes, the gun shoots the first bird, and it is easy to get out of the crowd.
He should have arranged a few tories in advance......
But it's not too late to understand now, and there is still salvation.
Zhen Hao turned around and whispered to the old demon of Montenegro behind him, and then the old demon of Montenegro led the order to go out.
Ten minutes later, a strange immortal covered in black smoke descended, and this person was the old demon of Montenegro disguised himself.
The old demon of Montenegro did not step forward for the first time, but first stood in the crowd and watched silently for a while, until Zhen Hao said again, "Please buy tickets for the audience", then raised his arms and shouted.
"Let me come~!"
Subsequently, the old demon of Montenegro squeezed through the crowd and came to Zhen Hao's side.
Zhen Hao smiled and nodded, and did not talk to the old demon of Montenegro, but gestured to Xu Xian, an unknown world who looked like a little guy on the side, and asked him to lead the old demon of Montenegro into the door.
"There is a small closed room in the passage, and the room is protected by the formation set up by Taishang Laojun to isolate the detection, and it will not leak any privacy, then I can rest assured. โ
Along the way, Xu Xian and the old demon of Montenegro looked like they were talking enthusiastically, and the old demon of Montenegro suddenly realized, muttered in his mouth, the voice fell, and the person just entered the house.
The old demon of Montenegro muttered loudly, but it was enough for the immortals to hear it clearly, and the crowd began to riot.
The old demon of Montenegro's concealment methods are not clever, more than eighty percent of the immortals present can see his true face, and the remaining two out of ten are honest immortals, and they have not been explored at all.
Even so, Zhen Hao still insisted on letting the old demon of Montenegro dress up in disguise.
He did this to tell the immortals two things, one is that they pay attention to personal privacy here, and they will definitely not let them be ashamed.
Second, if you are not at ease, you can dress up and hide your identity before coming back, so that even if you don't cultivate enough, you will be seen through the concealment methods, but no one is a good thing, you can see through it or not, you are still good friends.
The immortals understood what Zhen Hao meant, glanced at each other, and turned around to return the way they came.
"Oops, I forgot to feed that little dragon at home, I have to go back and feed it. โ
"Me too, I raised a carp spirit, it's time to grow its body, I can't let it go hungry!"
"I'm similar to you, I'm in a hurry to go out this morning, and I haven't made breakfast for my lady yet, so I have to hurry back and cook for him. โ
The immortals were far away, and when they looked at the unknown little fairy, they all spat in unison.
"Phew!scum!" x n+1
......
The immortals who understood Zhen Hao's meaning turned around and left, for all kinds of strange reasons, and looked at those immortals who were not cultivated enough, or who were extremely honest, stunned.
Ten minutes later, on the horizon, a piece of black pressure pressed towards Zhen Hao's side, all of them were bubbling with black gas, silent, and looked quite frightening.
After landing, he didn't say a word and went straight to Zhen Hao...... To be precise, it should be the passage that went straight behind Zhen Hao.
The corners of Zhen Hao's mouth rose, and he handed over the scene to the black-faced security guard Yang Jian and Xu Xian, while he himself retreated to the rear and charged tickets to every guest who entered the door.
[Ding, villain +1, experience +23W.] ใ
[Ding, villain +1, experience +22W.] ใ
......
The sound of the system's prompt for experience acquisition kept ringing, but Zhen Hao didn't have the heart to deal with him at all, and ran back and forth between the ten small black houses, very happy.
It's a pity that all of them are ordinary leeks in the realm of divine souls, and Zhen Hao hasn't even seen a VIP leek until now.
Until he opened a small black room again, he was about to attack the same pitch black in front of him, but the other party grabbed his wrist first.
Golden Immortal Boss!
Zhen Hao's eyes lit up, and his numb face was instantly filled with a happy and enthusiastic smile: "Big man, do you have any requirements? โ
"Inside...... If that's what you say, can we just skip this and let me in?"
Cutting off people's financial routes is like killing their parents and preventing Zhen Hao from cutting leeks, which is cutting off his financial routes!
His face instantly turned cold, Zhen Hao waved his hand and slapped away the unknown golden immortal in front of him: "You want to eat fart, you are God if you give a ticket, you ...... if you don't give a ticket"
Wait a minute!
Zhen Hao looked up and down at the Jin Immortal who didn't know what to do, and touched his chin thoughtfully: "How do I feel, your voice sounds so familiar?"
Jin Xian scratched his head and smiled, without explaining, waved his hand to remove the camouflage on his face, revealing a rather familiar old face.
Taiyi Zhenren, this little old man who has disappeared since he was boycotted by the entire Yuelao Palace.
"Look, we're all old acquaintances, you just let me go and let me go, no one else can see it anyway. โ
Scratching his head again, Taiyi Zhenren looked flattering, moved to Zhen Hao's side, beat his back and pinched his shoulders, and pleaded again and again.
That's a good point, and the method is quite right, but it's just that this old man is not ashamed to use his brain, and he uses the wrong object.
Time is experience, experience is Zhen Hao's life, and now someone wants his life, even if the king of heaven and Lao Tzu comes, he won't give it!
So Zhen Hao shook his head very decisively, and slammed the door of Taiyi Zhenren's soul vigorously, nailing the window by the way.
"No way, you're going to die of this heart. โ
After that, seeing that Taiyi Zhenren still wanted to talk nonsense, Zhen Hao didn't want to compare with him, and pointed to the door that went out: "Either let go of your mind now and let me give you a shot, or where did you come from, don't waste my time here." โ
Taiyi Zhenren was silent, looked at Zhen Hao, and hesitated for a moment...... Still hesitating.
Zhen Hao shook his head, didn't say anything more, and was about to open the door and go to the next leek field.
"Smack~!"
Halfway through the door, he was pressed to death by a big hand steaming black gas, Zhen Hao turned around, only to see that Taiyi Zhenren's face was unrecognizable again, and the black mist was shrouded.
Without saying a word, Taiyi Zhenren turned around and sat cross-legged, waiting for the storm to come.
[Ding, villain nonsense +1, experience +2100W.] ใ
......
Zhen Hao smiled, gently closed the door of the distinguished VIP customer's room, and did not make any movement that could disturb Taiyi Zhenren.
Having a ticket is God, and it's not normal to be enthusiastic about God.
Time flies, night comes, and the Zhen Dance Opera Troupe at night is even more lively.
Inside, they were eating and drinking, and outside, a group of immortals who either had big secrets or were not cultivated enough could only watch others enter the house, and they stood outside to drink the northwest wind.
I don't know if the big guys have the habit of going out at night, Zhen Hao feels that the quality of this leek at night is much higher than during the day.
"Smack~!"
In the hut, Zhen Hao, who was about to do a routine business, was once again grabbed by a big black mist hand.
Waving his hand to knock off the black hand, Zhen Hao rubbed his wrist and looked this strange Golden Immortal boss up and down, trying in vain to guess his identity.
After a while, Zhen Hao gave up, and Yi Xing Yan Shan didn't care who he was, so he directly pointed to the door: "Either relax your mind and let me come, or where do you come from, I don't have time to waste time with you here." โ
The black shadow didn't speak, the black mist on his face distorted, gradually thinning to the point of dissipation, and a strange bald head and big fat man appeared in front of Zhen Hao.
With a smile on his bald face that was extremely hypocritical at first glance, he folded his hands and said nothing, looking at Zhen Hao with a haughty appearance of "Lao Tzu can be recognized wherever he goes".
Zhen Hao: Black question mark face .jpg
"What are you doing?
"You don't know me?"
"Should I know you?"
......
This is very embarrassing, he has been at home for a thousand years, and he finally went out and pretended to be a force, who knew that people didn't recognize him at all.
"Seriously, you really don't know me??"
The bald and fat man didn't give up, and pulled the black mist on the side of the plate on his big face to the side, showing Zhen Hao his fat more clearly.
After looking at it carefully for a while, Zhen Hao shook his head, racking his brains, he couldn't think of which number one person in Heavenly Court would look like this.
The bald big fat man was visibly anxious, his big hands felt two hand oils on his head, paced back and forth a little irritablely, gritted his teeth, and he added a golden light effect to himself, which was shining like a big light bulb.
Trying to widen his squinted eyes, the bald and fat man looked at Zhen Hao expectantly: "What about now?
Buddha?
Zhen Hao didn't speak, looking at the faint sound of the Great Dao Sanskrit on the big fat man's body, his face was not very good.
He still remembers very clearly that the original dignified Buddha Yin him.
Although in the end, he stole chickens and rice, and pretended to be forced to be c...... But this does not affect Zhen Hao's resentment, and he doesn't even have a good impression of their poor people.
The most important thing is that the golden light special effects are not worth much, and there are still piles up on the side of the West Tianling Mountain, what is the difference between this and hitting the shirt?
"Who knows who you are? There are so many people running around in gold every day, how old are you?"
The impression is not good, what Zhen Hao said and the tone of his speech are inevitably a little ugly.
However, the big fat man with a glittering golden head didn't mind, and looked at Zhen Hao expectantly: "You guess one, you guess one, it's nothing." โ
"Guess what, how do you let me guess with so many people?!"
Zhen Hao was tired all day today, his brain was buzzing, and he opened his mouth to scold the fat man, too lazy to continue to take care of him, and turned around to open the door and go out.
Touching the cold doorknob, Zhen Hao took a break in his hand, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind...... Bald big fat man.
turned around, looked around the circle carefully, and looked at the fat man many times, and a figure appeared in Zhen Hao's mind.
The big fat man with his fingers, Zhen Hao looked surprised with a look of "I guessed": "You are ...... Maitreya Buddha right?!"
Buddha of the Buddha: (โฏโตโกโฒ) โฏ(โปโโป
As soon as the words fell, seeing the appearance of this bald and fat man almost wanting to go crazy, Zhen Hao knew that he had guessed wrong.
But it doesn't matter, because ...... He did it on purpose!
With a cold snort, Zhen Hao raised his eyebrows and rolled his eyes at the big fat man, and the disgust in his tone was not concealed at all: "If you are like a Buddha, don't stay in your Lingshan, what are you doing in my song and dance troupe?" Looking for a little sister?"
The words have been made clear, Zhen Hao's hostility is not concealed at all, such as the idol burden of the Buddha, the golden fat man instantly became joyless and sad.
"It turns out that Master Zhen has already recognized my Buddha, but he pretended not to know, you are so naughty. โ
"Hiss~!"
Zhen Hao gasped, looking at the Buddha who was obviously no joy or sorrow, but gave people a kind feeling, and that naughty sound made him feel like his heavenly spirit cover was about to crack.
"Stop, stop~!"
Zhen Hao waved his hand again and again, stopping the Buddha from giving him a headache: "If you have something to say, talk quickly and fart quickly, go home and sleep if you have nothing to do, I am not familiar with you at all." โ
Seeing that Zhen Hao did not immediately answer ten sentences enthusiastically, the Buddha felt that he was looked down upon.
If he comes to the Buddha, he doesn't want to lose face!
Zhen Hao doesn't give face, and if the Buddha doesn't want to have a hot face and a cold buttocks, he still has no joy or sadness, but the feeling of kindness has been replaced by dignified.
"Recently, there is a demon in the West Heaven who is cunning and powerful, so I came to invite Master Zhen to go with me to subdue the demon and return peace to the beings of the Three Realms. โ
Nyolai Buddha: (?? ?? _??)??
"That's great, please be sure to tell me where that demon is. โ
"I know that Master Zhen is a good person who thinks about the world, how about we set off to crusade against demons and evil spirits immediately?"
"No, you're mistaken. โ
Zhen Hao waved his hand again and again: "Although the first half of your sentence is very correct, I can't agree with the second half of this sentence." โ
"With all due respect, I just want to kill you with him. โ