Chapter 476: Great Good Deeds with Immeasurable Merit (Part I)
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The spring breeze is proud, and I see Chang'an flowers all night.
Diao Xiaosi was full of pride, and returned to the ancient city of Chang'an for more than a month.
Wealth does not return to the hometown, such as brocade clothes at night, and it is the same reason to catch up with a beautiful wife.
According to his wishful thinking, he wanted to take Princess Jincheng back to Liuyuan first, so that the eldest grandson Wuji, Zhang Wuji, Murong Xiaobai, and Li Yifeng would be envious.
It's a pity that the affairs of the family are not completely decided by the little fourth master. Especially such trivial things, he has no skills to manage every day, how can he have the leisure to ask his wife what she does every day?
In this way, Diao Xiaosi stood alone outside the gate of Willow Garden.
There are not many days left before the Chinese New Year, and Chang'an City is full of festive atmosphere, and Liuyuan is no exception, with a long string of red lanterns hanging along the main gate, which are lit before it gets dark.
Diao Xiaosi's dantian tongue was pressed against the tooth hall, and he was just about to roar in a high-spirited voice: "My little fourth master is back again!"
Suddenly heard the muffled sound of "bang", a person flew out of the door, fell on his back to the sky, and his head almost hit Diao Xiaosi's instep.
Diao Xiaosi was startled, and looked at it when he saw that it was the eldest grandson Wuji.
The eldest grandson Wuji fell so badly that he could barely recognize Diao Xiaosi, lying on the ground and grinning at him: "Woohoo, don't come to the fourth brother, are you okay?" You see this sunset is picturesque and the breeze is coming, there are finches building nests under the eaves, and beautiful women walking on the street, it is as fast as the curtain on the ground!"
Diao Xiaosi looked at his face and whimpered, and snorted: "Talk about people!"
The eldest grandson Wuji suddenly burst into tears and said, "Brother, I was beaten!"
"Bang!" Before the words fell, another person flew out of the main gate of Liuyuan, and fell beside the eldest grandson Wuji impartially, it was Zhang Wuji, who was known as the first master among the second-generation disciples of Longhu Mountain.
Diao Xiaosi was stunned and asked, "Brother Ji, you also came out to see the scenery?"
Zhang Wuji's face was full of murderous anger, and he gritted his teeth and said, "old witch!"
"Bang!" "Bang!" This time, two flew out at once, and Diao Xiaosi could guess who came with his eyes closed.
"Old woman, do you know who my father is?" it was Li Yifeng who said this.
"It's good that I didn't kick it in the face, otherwise what would I do if someone broke his face?" Murong Xiaobai lay next to Zhang Wuji, and happily touched his nose with his hand.
"Niang Xipi, who dares to rebel in Liuyuan?" The brothers were beaten, and Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but show a little righteous indignation, "Lao Tzu hasn't entered the door yet, someone dares to come and smash the field! Brothers all stand up and see me help you get angry!"
He shook his big sleeves and rushed into the gate of Liuyuan with a high spirit, and said awe-inspiringly: "I don't care if you are an old witch or a little goblin, in the hands of Lao Tzu, you will be beaten to cry wolf and call your mother, mother...... Mother, when did you arrive?"
"Bang!" Before the four princes outside could get up, Diao Xiaosi had already flown out with a deep sense of righteousness, and landed firmly in the gap between Zhang Wuji and the eldest grandson Wuji.
He rolled his eyes and smiled at the troubled brothers on both sides: "It's okay, I like to lie down and watch the scenery." ”
At this time, I saw Tang Xuesheng and Li Jing supporting a middle-aged beautiful woman with a zombie face to walk out of the willow garden, standing on the stone steps outside the door, overlooking the notorious Central Plains Wubai, and snorted disdainfully: "A group of wretched, I can't find a person who can be worthy of my granddaughter." ”
Among the five people, Zhang Wuji had a backbone, and said proudly: "Fart, you don't want to give my granddaughter to me for nothing!"
"Bang!" this time he was kicked and flew to the wall across the street.
Diao Xiaosi felt the same way, and asked cautiously, "Can anyone tell me what's going on?"
The eldest grandson Wuji smiled bitterly: "As soon as this old lady Tang entered the door and saw a few of our brothers, she said that she wanted to choose a son-in-law for her granddaughter in a martial arts competition, and then she went into battle in person, and the result was like this......"
Diao Xiaosi suddenly realized, and wanted to comfort his brothers. Leng Buding noticed that Concubine Tang Fan's cold and faint gaze was circling around his body, and he couldn't help but change color and said: "Don't talk nonsense, and don't pee to take care of yourself, just rely on the goods that a few of you threw on the street and no one picked up, and dare to pursue Tang Er with delusional intentions...... Sister, you should be beaten! Next time, you don't have to do it with my godmother, Lao Tzu will settle you. ”
The eldest grandson Wuji and the four of them were dumbfounded-"Second Sister", "Godmother", "Lao Tzu", who is with whom?
Concubine Tang Fan's face really eased a lot, and she snorted: "Have you cleaned up the empty room, the old lady is tired of traveling." ”
Diao Xiaosi said strangely: "Godmother, you also want to live in Liuyuan?"
"What, I'm not welcome?"
Diao Xiaosi muttered in his heart that it was okay to say goodbye, and the welcome would be free, but his face was sunny and full of flowers, and he nodded again and again.
"Godmother from afar, I am not happy? There is nothing else in our willow garden, there are empty rooms, guest rooms, study rooms, boudoirs, rooms, water rooms, thatched houses...... Even if your old man wants to enter the cave room, I can clean it up immediately!"
He got up from the ground and cried out in secret. With such a domineering old lady occupying the willow garden and not leaving, can she still have a good life?
It's all the fault of Old Man Ning, if he doesn't show up for a day, Concubine Tang Fan will be unhappy for a day, and it will be himself who is unlucky at that time.
Thinking of the terrifying scene of the two godmothers meeting in a narrow way, Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but be shocked, and forced a smile to invite Donald Taijun into Willow Garden.
Yi Bai poked his head out from behind the gate, and when he saw that the situation had calmed down, he smiled and greeted him: "Fourth master, happy New Year!"
"What a bird!" Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "Why are you alone, Old Man Geng?"
Yi Bai replied: "Old Man Geng, Old Man Chu and Brother Shaohua went to Yunyan Mountain Villa early in the morning, and I am afraid that they will not come back tonight." ”
He paused and said: "Isn't this the New Year, everyone has worked hard all year, take advantage of the vacation to rush back to Chang'an to get together, and discuss the arrangements for next year." ”
Diao Xiaosi learned that Geng Shaohua and his wife had also returned, and asked suspiciously: "What are they doing in Yunyan Villa?"
Li Jing replied: "Your Majesty has already rewarded Yunyan Villa to you, and Old Man Geng and they are helping each other to take over." and Boss Yu and the flower fairy, they all went. ”
"What a bullshit villa, I don't want it!" Diao Xiaosi became angry when he heard it, and they all said that he was black, but could he be as black as Li Yuan? Obviously said that he would take a big city to make a fief for himself, but in the blink of an eye, it shrank into a palm-sized villa, and he was the one who was ploughed three times from head to toe by Tang Erma's people.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the words came out, the eldest grandson Wuji was ecstatic and said: "Great, so that no one will rob me of the evening building closest to the maple leaf forest in the villa!"
Without waiting for Diao Xiaosi to scold, Murong Xiaobai had already twisted and squirmed to come to him, and said embarrassedly: "Little fourth brother, can you give me that shaking fang building in the village? There is a large flower garden downstairs, and my junior sister likes it at a glance." If you don't want her to use a knife to find someone desperately, it's better to endure the pain and cut love. ”
Li Yifeng grabbed Murong Xiaobai and said, "Is there anyone like you who can't wait to separate people's property?" brother, ignore them and hand over the villa to me." Whoever dares to fight its idea, first ask Ben Gongzi's two golden guns if he agrees!"
Diao Xiaosi was moved to tears, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Good brother, you are still angry." ”
Zhang Wuji sneered and said: "Pull it down, this kid is faster than a rabbit, he has already occupied the Huaiyue Water Pavilion near the lake, and he has been busy moving things into it for the past two days." ”
Seeing Diao Xiaosi glaring at him with a dark face, Li Yifeng hurriedly said: "Nonsense, I want to help my brother guard the door, then there must be a place to shelter from the wind and rain, right? ”
Zhang Wuji said angrily: "You don't come to provoke the relationship between me and the fourth brother, our friendship is like brotherhood." When you are playing in the sand in Mobei wearing open crotch pants, my son has already chased beautiful women with him, and squatted in prison together, which is all a lifelong friendship?
Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but burst into tears when he heard this: "Your mother, Lao Tzu is not dead yet!"
"Nonsense," the eldest grandson Wuji said confidently, "You are really going to die, we will take over the entire mountain villa." ”
Tang Xueshang finally couldn't look at it, and scolded: "Shameless guy, isn't it just a mountain villa?"
Li Jing coughed and said, "Second sister, to be honest, that mountain villa is really good. For example, the Cloud Pavilion is built on the edge of a cliff, half of the terrace is suspended in the air, the clouds are steaming all year round, and there is a waterfall flying down below, and there are often rainbows in the sky when the sky is clear, flying outside the pavilion, as if it is within easy reach......"
Tang Xueshang listened quietly, turned her head and asked Diao Xiaosi: "I remember that this mountain villa seems to have been brought down by me, right?"
Diao Xiaosi was full of grief and indignation, and said weakly: "Yunjia Pavilion, yes, Lao Tzu will burn it tonight!"
Yi Bai looked at Diao Xiaosi with infinite sympathy and said, "Fourth Master, I'm afraid you can't burn Yunjia Pavilion." ”
"What is it for?" Diao Xiaosi said viciously: "This manor is rewarded by the emperor to Lao Tzu, I like to light it to watch the fireworks, and the king of heaven and Lao Tzu can't care about it!"
Yi Bai smiled bitterly: "Heavenly King Lao Tzu can't control it, but Sun Shenyi can't control it." He has already moved into the Cloud Pavilion, and said that this is a bride price from you. ”
"Poof!" Diao Xiaosi sat down, hugged his head and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Lao Tzu is so hard, what kind of people have you met here!"
Concubine Tang Fan suddenly remembered something, and threw a package to Diao Xiaosi and said, "I almost forgot to give you a congratulatory gift, take it." ”
Diao Xiaosi was in a bad mood, and opened the package listlessly, and immediately exclaimed: "Human head?!"
"Longsu's," Concubine Tang Fan said proudly: "It's a pity that the kid surnamed Qin slipped away, otherwise it would be a double share." Don't be afraid, Xiaosi, there is an old lady covering, see who dares to rob your property?!"
Diao Xiaosi grabbed a piece of driftwood like a drowning man, and said with gratitude: "Say, which room in the village does your old man fancy again?"
"Smack!" A chestnut hit the back of Diao Xiaosi's head, and Concubine Tang Fan said proudly: "Fart, who is the old lady, I don't take your broken villa seriously." However, if you really want to repay me, you can think about it...... Well, one life is worth one life, how about you help me kill Wang Shichong?"
Diao Xiaosi's eyes straightened, and he smiled bitterly: "Why don't you kill me first!"