Chapter 121: Mayday on Earth (Part II)

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After a while, Liu Yuan regained his composure. It's just that no one dares to say how many days such a calm can be maintained, it seems that as long as Diao Xiaosi is there, Liuyuan is destined to be very lively.

He gathered around the table with Geng Shaohua and Wan'er, chatting about the recent events while eating supper, and said strangely: "Why are only the two of you coming back, and the others are here?"

Geng Shaohua smiled bitterly: "Mr. Xia's head injury has not healed, and it is not suitable for long-distance travel, so I have to take Wan'er first." Little Fourth Uncle, thanks to you this time, otherwise our dart game will be in a catastrophe. ”

Wan'er didn't have as many worries as Geng Shaohua, and snorted: "As soon as we got the news of the accident in the Chang'an Branch, we reported to Mr. Xia. He lay on the bed like a person who had nothing to do, and kept saying that my grandfather had greeted Mr. Yu, and the affairs of the Chang'an Branch were temporarily replaced by you, and it was inconvenient for him to interfere because he was injured. ”

Geng Shaohua said: "What Mr. Xia said is also true, his injuries are extremely serious and he needs to recuperate for at least three months. ”

"What," Wan'er said dissatisfiedly: "I think he was so scared that his calves cramped as soon as he heard the names of Duan Zhentian and Yuwen Chengdu, and he wished he could lie down on the bed more, who wouldn't live a comfortable life?"

Diao Xiaosi nodded thoughtfully, Wan'er glanced at him and continued to fire: "Who wants you to come and pat yourself? You haven't told me what you've done with that princess of gold and silver these days?"

The most terrifying moment finally came, Diao Xiaosi suddenly looked solemn and coughed and said: "Shaohua Xian, why don't you see the Yuanba brothers and the eldest grandson Wuji, could it be that they haven't returned to Chang'an yet? After tonight's incident, Yuwen Chengdu will definitely regard our dart bureau as a thorn in the flesh, and everyone should take precautions in advance." ”

Geng Shaohua just wanted to speak, but Wan'er intercepted the words and said, "They and Ye Xianchang went to Zhongnan Mountain, so naturally you can't see them." Tell me, what have you been doing these days?"

Diao Xiaosi put down the bowl and replied as if he was very hurt: "Didn't my uncle tell you? I was blown up by the Jin Dan of the Jianyong monk and almost died, and I have been recuperating in the general meditation all the time. ”

"Recuperate?" Wan'er stared at Diao Xiaosi with a pair of big black eyes, "With her?"

Diao Xiaosi was a little annoyed, and said with a sinking face: "Lao Tzu almost died, and you don't know how to comfort me?!"

Wan'er was stunned, these days she was worried and finally hoped that this guy would come back safe and sound, but he didn't have a word of intimacy to himself, that's it, he even yelled at her fiercely, and couldn't help but feel aggrieved and said with red circles in her eyes: "Diao Xiaosi, you are ruthless, I won't pay attention to you anymore!"

Geng Shaohua coughed dryly and said, "This supper is good, it's a pity that it's cold." ”

Where is Diao Xiaosi still in the mood to eat supper, he doesn't care about the embarrassment of his father-in-law, looks at Wan'er and says, "You really decided to ignore me in the future?"

Wan'er really did what she said, bowed her head and ate supper, and didn't answer Diao Xiaosi's words at all.

Diao Xiaosi took out the golden bottle painted with the portrait of the Empress of the Great Zhou Dynasty from the belt of the dragon, sighed and said: "This is a treasure that I bought with a lot of effort and spent 10,000 taels of silver, I wanted to stay for a while as a gift for you, how do you know that the falling flowers are intentionally ruthless!"

Although she kept reminding herself not to fall for the evil of this scoundrel, Wan'er couldn't help but quietly raise her eyelashes to look at the golden bottle in Diao Xiaosi's hand, and immediately said in surprise: "You found someone to draw me on the small bottle?"

Diao Xiaosi deliberately stiffened his face and said, "Did I say that you are the one painted on this gold bottle?"

At this time, Wan'er had already seen that the woman on the bottle was indeed slightly different from herself, as if she was a few years older than her, and between her eyebrows, she was a little more graceful and luxurious, and a little less heroic.

Geng Shaohua stared intently at the picture of the beauty on the bottle and asked, "Little Fourth Uncle, who is this painting?"

Diao Xiaosi replied: "This is what Empress Da Zhou looked like decades ago. ”

Wan'er snatched the golden bottle from Diao Xiaosi's hand and couldn't put it down, and said happily: "Let me see, the person on this painting is really beautiful!"

Geng Shaohua muttered: "It turns out that the golden vase is painted with the Empress of the Great Zhou Dynasty......" He stood up and walked out: "You eat slowly, I'll take care of the outside." ”

Diao Xiaosi had been looking forward to Geng Shaohua leaving, and only he and Wan'er were left to be more conducive to communication. When the old man stepped out with his front foot, he couldn't wait to close the door with his back foot, and lowered the deadbolt with his hand.

Wan'er was alert, "What do you want to do?"

Diao Xiaosi smiled, sat down next to Wan'er honestly and unceremoniously, and said, "Wait for me to tell you slowly, is it our Wan'er who is beautiful, or is the Queen of Da Zhou on the bottle good-looking?"

Wan'er raised her face and said, "Stay away from me, the account just now hasn't been settled yet." ”

I saw that under the light of the lights, Mingzhu was dizzy and glamorous, and I couldn't help it, and I wanted to make up for Wan'er with a cheeky face, and said: "I'm the best at settling accounts." ”

Wan'er stretched out an agate-like slender finger against Diao Xiaosi's forehead, slowly pushed his head back, and pouted, "Go to your Royal Highness the princess, what are you pestering me for?"

Diao Xiaosi shook his head and said, "That little girl's skin is fierce and ugly, where can I compare to my gentle and cute Wan'er?"

Wan'er Qiong snorted lightly and said unrelentingly: "I want to cover it!"

Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "Geng Xiaowan, what do you want? Could it be that I said that she is rare in heaven and there is no beauty in the world, and she is as gentle as water, so you are satisfied?"

Wan'er silently took the golden bottle into her arms, got up and walked out the door.

Seeing that the gift received and ran away, he immediately became a bureau with no personal wealth, Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "The little girl is against you, I don't know that a woman must obey and obey at a critical time. Don't just dance with swords all day long, how will you teach your husband and children in the future?!"

Think about it since the first day of acquaintance, this girl has been beating and killing herself, and she has become a habit in the long run?

For the sake of the lofty dream of a life full of wives and concubines in the three palaces and six courts, the first step to make her obedient must be taken tonight.

I saw Wan'er slowly pull the door bolt and turn her delicate body, looking at him coldly and not speaking.

Diao Xiaosi stared at the heavy murderous iron bump in Wan'er's hand, and vaguely felt that the development of things was a little beyond his expectations, and hurriedly shouted: "Let's talk first, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth, and he has something to say......"

Wan'er picked up the door bolt with a squeaky face, and slapped it over with a "woo" and said, "I'll teach you what three from four wins!"

Diao Xiaosi's life dream was shattered, and he broke the window and ran away: "Little girl, don't chase it!"

Wan'er held the iron door bolt in her hand, swept out of the window, and chased after her: "Diao Xiaosi, there is a kind of you don't escape!"

The two chased and fled, and launched a thrilling chase between the stars and the moon in the willow garden. When the night watchmen saw this scene, no one stepped forward to stop them, and they hid as far as they could, and they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

Diao Xiaosi went around a big circle and slipped back to his house, quickly put down the door bolt, pressed his butt against the door panel and gasped, and secretly rejoiced: "Thanks to Lao Tzu's quick eyes and legs, he traveled thousands of miles a day and eight hundred nights, and finally didn't teach her to catch up." ”

Afraid that Wan'er would slam the door, he moved the tables, chairs, and cabinets again, thinking that it was still not safe, so he simply moved the big bed behind the door and erected it. Only then did he feel a little relieved, and his face was close to the door panel and listened to the movement outside the house.

Suddenly, someone patted him on the shoulder from behind, and Diao Xiaosi didn't turn back the man's hand and said, "Don't make trouble, that little girl's skin is still outside...... Huh, isn't that right?"

His face suddenly changed drastically and he turned his head back in horror, "How did you get in?"

I saw Wan'er standing behind her, holding the iron door bolt with both hands and smashing it on his head!

Diao Xiaosi's hairs stood up all over his body, and he couldn't care about his husband's dignity anymore, he rolled on the ground with his head in his hands, and heard the crisp sound of "clicker", and the bed board was smashed open by the iron door bolt A big hole.

Diao Xiaosi took the opportunity to hide in the corner, looked at the shocking hole on the bed board, and asked again unwillingly: "How did you get in?"

Wan'er said proudly: "You forgot to give me a ghostly talisman?"

This is really self-inflicted, and in the future, it will be close to the beauty set, and you can send fat powder and perfume to anything, anyway, you can't send the gods out of the ghost, that's called helping to abuse.

"Auntie, that's a treasure that I spent a lot of white money to refine!"

"Who made you mad at me?"

"Then how can you get rid of your anger - let's say okay first, don't hit people's heads with a deadbolt!"

"That'...... It's up to you to make me happy. ”

Diao Xiaosi's heart was dripping blood, could it be that the golden bottle that he had just given away was given for nothing? Suddenly, he had an idea, and ripped open his shirt to reveal his chest.

Wan'er was stunned and said, "Quickly put it on, I'm ashamed!"

Diao Xiaosi didn't hear it, opened his clothes and walked slowly to Wan'er, looked at her affectionately and said, "Wan'er, it's me who is wrong." If you want to kill me, oh no, if you want to hit me, you can do it. I once swore that the peony flower would die, and it would be a ghost!"

Wan'er was stunned, pouted and said, "Who believes you, duplicity, I won't be fooled." ”

Diao Xiaosi turned to her and said softly, "Wan'er, don't do it...... Dart master, will you follow me?"

Wan'er looked at Diao Xiaosi with wide eyes and surprise, and suddenly couldn't help but laugh and said, "What are you crazy about?"

As a result, the lines are all messed up, and it is obvious that the emperor and the monk can't do it.

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, and blurted out: "Lao Tzu has long wanted to go crazy!" suddenly opened his arms and hugged Wan'er's waist tightly, and couldn't help but bow his head and kiss.

Wan'er was caught off guard and slapped him on the back with her hand. However, Diao Xiaosi had just been provoked to anger, and at this time, Wen Yu was full of reason to let go easily?

The dead old man said that life is too short to be happy in time, regardless of the flood behind it?

His tongue slammed in, squirting a scorching flame and soon becoming lost in the intoxicating world.

I don't know when, Wan'er's hand stopped patting, hugged him tightly, her starry eyes were intoxicated with her eyebrows, day and night, little by little thoughts, worries, worries, and expectations came to her heart and it was difficult to suppress herself, Bei Yan bit his lips fiercely, and cried like a complaint: "Diao Xiaosi, do you know Lu Dao, you are the biggest, biggest, biggest and biggest villain in this world......"

As if igniting all the stars and all the passion tonight, Diao Xiaosi picked her up and pressed her on the table, the two kissed and kissed, and finally put aside all the separation and camouflage on their bodies, and then blended together without the slightest cover......