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At noon the next day, Diao Xiaosi woke up in a daze, only to feel that his whole body was as soft as cotton, as if he was still galloping across the clouds. He subconsciously stretched out his hand but hugged it, and the jade man beside him quietly left without knowing when.

When he opened his eyes, he found that his body was covered with a thin quilt, and he could still vaguely smell Wan'er's body fragrance.

Diao Xiaosi buried his head in the futon and enjoyed the warmth of this fragrant fragrance that made the world intoxicated, looking at the tightly closed doors and windows, he couldn't help but sigh again. Don't ask, the girl who was a thief must have escaped out of the room with a ghostly charm, and the silver of tens of thousands of taels in and out was gone.

He sat up on the mattress under his hands, and suddenly felt a sore back and legs, so he lay down lazily, thinking of the fierce battle with blue blood and silver spears last night, and the little girl who lost her armor and lost her armor and couldn't help but be very satisfied.

At the moment when Diao Xiaosi was dreaming of Qiqi, someone knocked on the door panel at an inopportune time.

He immediately put his head under the covers, and let the lightning and thunder outside, and I didn't move.

As expected, there was no sound outside the door quickly, and the guy must have gone away after eating the closed door.

He had just closed his eyes again when he heard an earth-shattering roar above his head, and the whole room was shaking.

Diao Xiaosi hurriedly lifted the futon, and saw the sunlight breaking through the obstacles on the roof and leaking in from a big hole, and a black and swarthy tabletop-sized thing was falling from the sky and smashing down on him, it was actually a grinding plate!

"My mother!" all Diao Xiaosi's drowsiness suddenly disappeared, and he slipped out of the quilt with a thud, and crawled to the side to dodge.

"Bang!" The grinding disc slammed into the ground and blasted out a large crater, the nearest place almost three inches away from Diao Xiaosi's head.

Diao Xiaosi was shocked, and saw another rope thrown down from the roof, and the black-clothed old man climbed down the rope slowly, squatted on the grinding plate, stretched out his hand to pat his skull, squinted his eyes and said, "Almost, why didn't you hit it?"

"!" Diao Xiaosi came back to his senses and scolded, "What are you doing?"

Evil Moon Zhenren said confidently: "I am a monk, how can I do illegal things such as breaking doors and prying windows?"

Diao Xiaosi was angry, and opened the hand that Evil Moon Zhenren put on his shoulder, and said angrily: "If you have something to say, say it quickly, if you have a fart, don't delay Lao Tzu to sleep!"

Evil Moon Zhenren was not angry, stared at Diao Xiaosi and smiled: "You are mine-"

Diao Xiaosi was terrified, his body shrank back, and he shouted, "Dead lady, don't come here!"

Evil Moon Zhenren was full of innocence, pointed at Diao Xiaosi's chest, and said, "Isn't that written on it?"

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, looked down at his chest, and saw rows of tiny tooth marks staggered, from top to bottom and from left to right printed in four unique fonts: "You, yes, I, yes!"

He froze for a moment, staring at the deep tooth marks, his head crumbling, and his heart was sweet and sour.

Evil Moon Zhenren came over and said with admiration: "Good nephew, quickly teach your uncle, how did you do it?"

Diao Xiaosi didn't keep his soul, and said casually: "What to do?"

Evil Moon is really humane: "It's just to bite out the words on your chest with your teeth——"

Diao Xiaosi pushed the old madman away and said, "Think slowly, Lao Tzu wants to sleep!"

Evil Moon Zhenren frowned, tried his best to lower his head and close his mouth one by one, trying to bite his chest, but it was obviously far from it, and his teeth hurt from the shock.

He didn't give up, took out a gold bottle from his arms and said, "I'll exchange it for a gold bottle." ”

Diao Xiaosi glanced at the unknown girl with bright eyes and beautiful teeth on the gold bottle, but he lost the slightest interest, and all that floated around in his mind was Wan'er lying in her arms like a ball of cotton, begging for mercy, and she snorted and didn't speak.

Evil Moon Zhenren was disappointed and muttered: "Niang Xipi, this is the first beauty Tang Xueshang in the Tang Sect." ”

Diao Xiaosi's eyes lit up, and he snatched the golden bottle with his hand and said, "Deal!"

Evil Moon Zhenren was overjoyed, and felt that it was really cost-effective to exchange a golden bottle for a cheat that could open his mouth and bite his chest, so he listened to Diao Xiaosi: "You go out and turn left, there is a Lang Zhong surnamed Lin who lives in Yong'an Fang, buy a pair of dentures with him and come back, you can bite as much as you like, not to mention the back of your chest." ”

"Niang Xipi, dare to love that all you have in your mouth are dentures!"

"Let's go, I still have something to do, I'll go into the palace for a while. ”

"Well, you'd better get rid of the mess at hand, and tomorrow I'm going to take you up to Zhongnan Mountain to find Sun Qianjin. ”

"If I die, I won't go to Zhongnan Mountain!"

"If you want to be able to eat and drink spicy food in the future, you have to follow me to Zhongnan Mountain. ”

"Pull it down! Lao Tzu will never be blown up to the sky by Jin Dan again in his life!"

"Look at your little bit of talent. With our relationship, will I hurt you?"

"Yes!"

"Damn, kind as a donkey's liver and lungs, one day your meridians burst and die on the street, don't blame Poor Dao for not telling you earlier!"

"Really?"

"Fake!"

"Uncle, what's wrong with my meridians?"

"To tell you the truth, although the poor path has connected all your meridians, it still leaves a great hidden danger. In the future, you can only exert eighty percent of your power at most, otherwise the meridians will not be able to withstand the impact of the true qi, and the ———— will explode with a 'bang'" Speaking of this, the Evil Moon real person made a gesture.

Diao Xiaosi was frightened when he heard this, and hurriedly asked, "Then what?"

Evil Moon Zhenren smiled and said, "Then there is no then." ”

Diao Xiaosi will be suspicious, but it is a matter of life, he naturally would rather believe in it than believe in it, and said tentatively: "Could it be that Sun Simiao has a way to heal?"

"Zhongnan Mountain has raised a unicorn beast with 7,000 years of Taoism, and now it is taken care of by Sun Qianjin. I'll take you to him to ask for some unicorn blood, and he can cure the disease. ”

"I mean, with my uncle's medical skills, where is Sun Qianjin's business? He just relies on the majesty of the unicorn beast in his hand. ”

The fart made the evil moon real person feel very comfortable, and nodded thoughtfully: "I'll make some preparations first." ”

Diao Xiaosi hurriedly moved the things blocking the door one by one, remembered something and asked, "Uncle, is Tang Xueshang really so beautiful?"

Evil Moon Zhenren walked out of the door, turned around and smiled: "Her real person is even more beautiful than what I painted, but ......"

"But what?"

"It's nothing, twenty years in a flick of a finger, the most beautiful is the sunset red. ”

"Bang!" Diao Xiaosi slammed the door slammed on, thinking that he had been tricked by the old madman again.

He hurriedly washed up and dressed neatly, and before he had time to eat, he left the willow garden and went to the palace to report to Princess Jincheng.

Along the way, I heard that the Guanluo Dart Bureau was raided by the forbidden army last night, and all the relevant personnel were arrested and put in prison, and all the men, women and children in Duan Mansion were spared.

But just this morning, Duan Zhentian, Duan Yu, and his son took advantage of the unpreparedness of the guards to commit suicide by taking poison in fear of crime, and immediately cut off the clues of the investigation, which made several bigwigs in the Criminal Department extremely angry.

Diao Xiaosi entered the imperial city and came to find Princess Jincheng well. As soon as I entered the outside of the garden, I saw that the sword aura inside was full of brilliance, and it seemed that someone was fighting fiercely.

He was secretly surprised, and then he heard a Praetorian Guard officer guarding the door say: "General Diao stays, Your Majesty said that no one is allowed to enter the park for half a step without permission, otherwise he will be killed!"

Diao Xiaosizhang and the second monk were puzzled, and said in surprise: "Your Majesty is also inside?"

Before the words fell, Yang Guang's voice came from the garden: "But Diao Aiqing is here, let him in!"

Diao Xiaosi hurriedly walked into the garden, and was stunned by the scene in front of him.

On the rockery in the northeast corner of the garden, the golden master wields the demon sword and a graceful and dignified palace beauty is in full swing. The two of you come and go to each other, and they play with each other ruthlessly, as if they have a common hatred. It was only because of the prohibition of the magic circle in the palace that he did not dare to use all kinds of violent means, so he did not cause a major accident in which the sky collapsed.

Diao Xiaosi moved step by step to Princess Jincheng, who was watching the battle, and asked in a low voice, "What's going on?"

Princess Jincheng said coldly: "It's all your ghost idea, the queen mother came to the door in person when she knew the news of the Tao in the morning, and she didn't speculate on a big fight with Mrs. Shi in a few words, and even the father rushed to persuade it to no avail." ”

"Queen Mother?!" Diao Xiaosi was stunned and looked at the beautiful woman in palace clothes who was inseparable from the Absolute Gold Master, and really couldn't believe that Queen Xiao, who lived in the palace and was a top master, could be on par with the Golden Master.

Yang Guang said solemnly: "Diao Aiqing, this matter started because of you, why don't you hurry up and try to persuade the two of you? If my queen and this Buddhist god and nun have a slight mistake, but you ask!"

Diao Xiaosi looked at Queen Xiao and the Absolute Gold Master, who were fighting fiercely, and they were full of bitterness and had nowhere to tell.

What the hell is this, it's obvious that the emperor Lao'er is amorous and spreads nectar everywhere, but he wants Lao Tzu to put out the fire.

One is the unfathomable master of gold, and the other is the queen mother of the mother of all nations, which one can afford to provoke? Isn't it a dead word to offend anyone?

The saddest thing is that if you are someone else, you can't afford to hide, but not only can't you hide, but you have to rush up to persuade you, is this a human job?

Seeing the yin wind bursting out of the killing moves in the battle group, Diao Xiaosi was rarely silent.

Suddenly, his soul was blessed, and he said to Yang Guang infinitely tragically: "Your Majesty, you have to promise your ministers one thing." Whatever I do later, you will forgive your ministers. Only in this way can the two ...... The fairy-like aunt turned hostility into jade silk, and met with a smile and enmity. ”

Yang Guang said angrily: "Diao Aiqing, you are really resourceful. I promise you, go and persuade them!"

Diao Xiaosi nodded and said: "For His Majesty, for the sake of the Great Sui, I won't go to hell, who will go to hell!" After that, he suddenly took off his boots, raised the soles of his shoes, and slammed his head and face: "I'll beat you a ridiculous and unscrupulous dumb king!"

All of a sudden, everyone was petrified!