Chapter 109: The Crazy Doctor (Part II)
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After more than two hours, Diao Xiaosi was completely lost his temper by the real person of Evil Moon. In addition to not supplying Yang Guang, a cheap old man, he was like pouring beans into a bamboo tube, adding oil and vinegar to the lies that he had repeated last time, and then innovating and developing, and fooling back the old miscellaneous hairs as they were.
Evil Moon Zhenren heard Diao Xiaosi tell the story of Chizun Xia and his first encounter in the mass grave, but this kid didn't dare to lie, so he believed it in his heart. Unexpectedly, Diao Xiaosi inherited the dead old man's nirvana stunt to deceive the dead and did not pay for his life, so he insisted that Lachi Zunxia was a guest guest.
He asked, "So Li Yuan killed just Xiaoli's stand-in?"
Diao Xiaosi nodded again and again: "This is what my mother said to me personally, and it can't be wrong." ”
Evil Moon Zhenren's brows furrowed, and he said in a low voice, "Niang Xipi, this matter is getting more and more interesting. Well, since Xiaoli never mentioned the past, she naturally won't teach you to see him. ”
Diao Xiaosi said curiously: "Peerless Old Demon, is he the most famous guy among the Seven Demon Kings?"
Evil Moon is really humane: "The fame is because of the high cultivation, and the fear of poverty is also ...... Hehe, it's hard to distinguish from him. Don't talk about this, who are you that little beauty outside?"
"Little beauty?" Diao Xiaosi thought for a while and replied, "It's my sister." ”
Evil Moon Zhenren said angrily: "What doesn't count, could it be that Xiaoli gave birth to two?"
Diao Xiaosi hurriedly said: "Dry, dry, if you meet you on the road, you have to follow Lao Tzu with a dead face." ”
He was afraid that the Evil Moon True Person would find out about the origin of the princess's little girl's skin, so he said, "Uncle, what is the Star Sect?"
Evil Moon is truly humane: "The child is not a mother, it is a long story, the Star Sect is a branch of the four sects of the Demon Gate. More than 1,000 years ago, the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period were constantly disputed, and the sons of a hundred schools of thought contended. The Demon Gate produced a genius in the world, played the banner of legalism in the world, and after hundreds of years of growth and expansion of Li Kui, Shang Ying, Han Fei, Li Si and others, it finally reached its peak in the era of Yingzheng. ”
Diao Xiaosi asked uncertainly: "Yingzheng, is that tyrant Qin Shi Huang?"
Evil Moon Zhenren nodded and continued: "It's a pity that the good times didn't last long, Qin destroyed the Han Dynasty, and several generations of Han emperors respected Huang Lao's learning, and the power of the Demon Gate gradually declined. When Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty arrived, Dong Zhongshu proposed the three strategies of heaven and man and gave the demon gate a fatal blow. From then on, Taoism was manifested, Confucianism prevailed, and Legalism was regarded as heretical and demonic and suppressed. ”
Diao Xiaosi said impatiently: "What does that have to do with my mother's Star Sect?"
At the end of the Western Han Dynasty, the Demon Gate collapsed and was divided into four sects, the sun, moon and stars, among which the Rizong was the strongest and went to Mobei, and became the state religion of the Xiongnu after a transformation. Yuezong went into exile overseas and went to Fusang to claim the king, and Niang Xipi was happy. Chenzong slowly became secularized, and the secluded southern wilderness gave rise to the Tang Sect in Shuzhong. The one who mixed the most was the Star Sect, one mind and thought to unify the Demon Sect to restore the prosperity of the pre-Qin Dynasty. ”
Evil Moon Zhenren sneered: "The Zhang Jiao brothers of the Eastern Han Dynasty and Sun Enlu Xun of the Eastern Jin Dynasty have all been the sect masters of the Star Sect, and they have been daydreaming about pulling flags everywhere to rebel, but as a result, you also know that they were almost cut off from their children and grandchildren. After several heavy blows, the power of the Star Sect was almost wiped out, and only then did he learn to keep a low profile. It was under this circumstance that Xiaoli was favored by the sect master of the previous generation of Star Sect and became the heir to the mantle of the old pious woman. ”
Diao Xiaosi slowly understood a little bit of the ins and outs, and asked, "Then why did my mother marry into the Dachen Palace?"
Who knew that the evil moon real person didn't say a word when he heard this, and suddenly grabbed a wine jar and smashed it all over the house, and then "snapped" the wine jar in his hand and buckled it on Diao Xiaosi's head.
Diao Xiaosi was smashed inexplicably, and said, "Ge Laozi, what are you crazy about?"
Evil Moon Zhenren said angrily: "Did I say that poor Dao is not allowed to interject when he speaks!" As he spoke, he grunted his temper in Jiangnan slang and said, "That's not to find the Four Seas, Eight Desolations, Six in One Qin Emperor Map!"
Diao Xiaosi was stunned: "What picture?"
"Didn't I tell you just now that Yingzheng's bastard was also the master of the Demon Gate, and before he died, he didn't know how much water he had in his head? He actually ordered the eight great Dharma kings of the Demon Gate at that time and the three thousand demon warriors to bury him together, and buried them all in his own imperial tomb with the supreme secret book of the Demon Gate, the Great Demon Codex. ”
Evil Moon Zhenren said: "The descendants of the Demon Sect who lost the "Great Demon Classic" and the Eight Great Dharma Kings can only teach their own sect by mouth from then on, which eventually led to the decline of the power of the classics after more than 400 years, and it was divided into four sects of the sun, moon and stars. Therefore, generations of masters of the four sects of the Demon Gate have taken it as their life's mission to open the Qin Emperor's Mausoleum and retrieve the "Great Demon Codex". At the beginning, Xiang Yu, that stupid man, did this job after taking over as the master of the Demon Gate, but unfortunately he burned Afang Palace to a white ground, but he didn't even find a single hair from the Qin Emperor's Mausoleum. ”
Diao Xiaosi was puzzled: "Why is this?"
Evil Moon Zhenren snorted lowly: "Ying Zheng is a madman, but usually madmen are geniuses. He had expected that someone would dig his own grave, so he laid out a six-in-one array inside and outside the Qin Emperor's Mausoleum. Unless someone gets the Broken Formation Diagram, they won't be able to open the formation portal by digging three feet into the ground, let alone enter the Qin Emperor's Mausoleum!"
Diao Xiaosi swallowed his spit and said, "The broken formation diagram you said is the Four Seas, Eight Desolations, Six in One, Qin Emperor Diagram?"
Evil Moon Zhenren said angrily: "Nonsense, this picture was originally controlled by Yingzheng's most trusted henchman Li Si. Who knew that Li Si was pitted by Zhao Gao. But Zhao Gao searched all over Li Si's mansion, but he couldn't find the map of the Qin Emperor of the Four Seas, Eight Desolations, and Six in One. The picture has since disappeared. I don't know why, the Qin Emperor diagram later fell into the hands of the Dachen royal family. In order to get the picture, Xiaoli entered the palace and became Chen Shubao's imperial concubine. ”
Diao Xiaosi's ears listened, but what he was thinking in his mind was something else. Li Shimin and Yang Guang had both mentioned the Great Chen Treasure to him, could it be that it was just a disguise, the Great Chen Treasure was fake, and the Six-in-One Qin Emperor Diagram of the Four Seas and Eight Desolations was their real goal?
But this is not scientific - an emperor, a prince of the Tang Kingdom, what does he want to do with the "Great Demon Codex"? Becoming an immortal and becoming a demon should be the specialty of the six sects of the righteous path and the four sects of the demon sect, aren't they doing this to compete with others for jobs?
What's even more infuriating is that Li Shimin's haba actually used tens of millions of silver to fool himself, and he swore that he would add two to five. Ge Laozi's little white face is really not a good thing.
But could the array diagrams that Princess Jincheng handed over to her to crack be part of the Six-in-One Diagram of the Four Seas and Eight Desolations to Unify the Qin Emperor? Thinking of this question, Diao Xiaosi's head became even more dizzy.
I heard the Evil Moon Zhenren continue: "I guess Xiaoli must have succeeded, but it also led to the disaster of killing. Yang Guang led his troops south to break through the Yangtze River moat, and Chen Shubao hid in the well and was found out. Xiaoli was also captured by the top masters of the two factions of Emei and Qingcheng brought by Li Yuan and handed them over to him. Later, I heard that Li Yuan forcibly killed Xiaoli despite Yang Guang's request...... It turned out that everyone was deceived by his tricks. Niang Xipi, the first miracle doctor in the world, can't even save her own sister, what kind of way to cultivate, what kind of immortal to become?!"
Diao Xiaosi didn't dare to speak, lest the wine jar smash on his head again.
Evil Moon Zhenren scolded and sewed his belly shut, and said: "Li Yuan is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he took a big risk to save Xiaoli nine times out of ten, and it was also for the sake of the four seas, eight wildernesses, and six in one Qin Emperor." ”
Diao Xiaosi peeked at the face of the evil moon real person, and asked cautiously: "If my mother gets the map of the Qin Emperor of the Four Seas and Eight Desolations in one, why doesn't she open the Qin Emperor's Mausoleum and take out the Great Demon Codex?"
Evil Moon Zhenren didn't say anything, and suddenly pressed it on Diao Xiaosi's stomach. This time, Diao Xiaosi felt a piercing pain, and his eyes turned black and screamed loudly: "You ...... Good uncle, I didn't interject!"
Evil Moon Zhenren removed the hand that was pressed on Diao Xiaosi's belly, and snorted: "Who taught you to deliberately embarrass the poor Dao, and ask questions that can't be answered?
Diao Xiaosi was full of tears, hated this old miscellaneous hair, and snorted: "It seems that the power of the medicine is almost over, isn't it?"
Evil Moon Zhenren said angrily: "Such a simple question, you treat me as an idiot?"
Diao Xiaosi completely knelt at the feet of this eldest uncle, and said aggrievedly: "Your nephew is so smart and clever, how can your old man be an idiot?"
Evil Moon Zhenren squinted at Diao Xiaosi and said, "Are you scolding the poor Dao for being a big man like you?"
"What is the big one?" Diao Xiaosi didn't understand the old madman's Wu Yue accent.
"It's a little fool, for example, when I see that the bluestone threshold at the door is not pleasing to the eye, I scold it for being a big stone!"
"Old miscellaneous hair!" Diao Xiaosi wanted to cry without tears: "Good uncle, what do you want?"
Evil Moon Zhenren's thick eyebrows raised and said, "You scolded me for being an old man?"
As soon as Diao Xiaosi saw that his belly was sewn, he also let go of it, and scolded: "Your sister was fucked, but she is like a person who has nothing to do and lies in the broken Taoist temple and drinks and sleeps all day long, what kind of Kunlun Sword Immortal is Wang Ba is stronger than you, and he will come out of the shell and wag his tail!"
He thought that if he was scolded, the Evil Moon True Person would be furious. Who knew that the old madman grinned and said, "Good scolding, scolding to my heart." Hey, what about the scissors of Niang Xipi's poor road, will they fall into your stomach?"
Diao Xiaosi disappeared without a trace with full of anger, and said in a terrified manner: "No, you are my own uncle-"
Evil Moon Zhenren picked up a pair of scissors and made two strokes on Diao Xiaosi's belly, and said slowly: "I don't remember clearly, so I just reopened it to find it." It's a little troublesome, but that's the only way you can rest assured, isn't it?"
Diao Xiaosi looked at the scissors in the hands of the evil moon real person, gritted his teeth and said, "What are you holding in your claws?"
Evil Moon Zhenren glanced at the scissors in his hand, and said with a smile: "That is, my medicine bottle is missing, and it must have been forgotten in your stomach." ”
Seeing that the scissors were about to fall, Diao Xiaosi was afraid that this madman would move seriously, so he sat up from the "bed" and shouted, "I surrender!" But the wounds all over his body hurt together, and he bared his teeth and said in a cold sweat...... That hemp boils—"
Evil Moon Zhenren said leisurely: "By the way, most of the medicine bottles are hemp boiling, do you want to open it?"
Diao Xiaosi finally met the master who was more unreasonable than the dead old man, but the situation was so strong that he could only beg for mercy in a low voice: "Do you want to have another bottle?"
Evil Moon Zhenren shook his head and said, "You and I are selling wine - there is a prize for opening the seal, and another bottle?"
Diao Xiaosi completely collapsed, burst into tears for a while, and moaned: "Mother, save me-"