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A light like a bean. The dim light shone on Diao Xiaosi's eyes, and he woke up groggily, feeling like he had a long dream, but all the dreams were blank.

After a moment, his mind gradually returned to the real world, but his body still had the illusion of still flying in the clouds, and he didn't want to use his brain.

In the confusion, he vaguely saw a figure in front of him. It took a long time to realize that the man was an old man in black. If there was too much difference in body size, Diao Xiaosi would almost treat him as Ye Fashan.

"Hey, why is Lao Tzu here?" Diao Xiaosi's memories began to slowly recover, remembering the situation before he fell into a coma, fragments of memories and familiar names slowly came to mind.

He suddenly noticed that the black-clothed old man was standing beside him with his hands non-stop, as if he was busy doing something.

Diao Xiaosi stared carefully, and saw the black-clothed old man grasping a bloody intestine with one hand, and skillfully stitching with the other hand through the needle and thread. Sometimes, when two hands are not enough, I use my teeth to help hold the intestine, and then pour into it a thick green batter.

- Dare to love this old way in sausage.

Diao Xiaosi understood it at once, closed his eyes lazily and asked, "Are you using a pig's large intestine?"

"Shut up!" said the black-clothed old man, who slurred his words and stuffed the intestines in his hand into a circle.

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, and his head vaguely realized that something seemed to be wrong, but he couldn't think of it, so he couldn't help but ask again: "Hey, what are you doing, it looks funny?"

The black-clothed old man scolded in a thick Wu Yue accent: "It's so white, Nonghit! I didn't see that I was busy sewing up your broken intestines." Niang Xipi, smelly and long, almost like an old woman's footcloth. ”

"Oh, Xie Lu Xie!" Diao Xiaosi nodded in confusion and closed his eyes again in peace.

Suddenly, his eyes widened to a round one, his hairs stood on end, and he exclaimed, "What, my intestines?!"

The black-clothed old man grabbed a piece of intestines that had not been stuffed back into his stomach and shook it in front of Diao Xiaosi and said, "You can see clearly, is it your intestines?

Diao Xiaosi's whole body was cold, his head suddenly became much clearer, and he said angrily: "You disemboweled?"

"I'm your old man!" The black-clothed old man glared at him and scolded: "That little bit of miscellaneous pieces in your stomach was bombarded by someone, and if you don't open it and put it back on, will it be possible to take it to the market and sell it?"

Diao Xiaosi came to his senses a little and shouted: "Lao Zamao, you cut open your stomach and took out your intestines, can Lao Tzu still live?"

The black-clothed old man was busy and shouted: "If you call again, I'll pry open your skull and pull out your brain!"

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, closed his mouth and glared at the black-clothed old man.

The black-clothed old man snorted: "What do you see? There is no hair on the mouth, and grass grows in the belly." What is so strange about craniotomy? Didn't Hua Tuo want to do this more than 400 years ago?

Diao Xiaosi was furious and blurted out: "Ge Laozi!"

After scolding, both of them were stunned, and they both felt that "Niang Xipi" versus "Ge Laozi" was really a jackal with a tiger and a leopard, an absolute picture made in heaven.

The black-clothed old man said with a smile: "You kid is a little interesting, no wonder Xiao Chi is reluctant to let you braid." ”

"Big Brother Chi?" Diao Xiaosi said, "He sent me here, where is he?"

The black-clothed old man replied, "I want him to go to sleep, but this kid doesn't listen, so he has to guard the door." Niang Xipi, dare to doubt the craftsmanship of the poor road, didn't I accidentally sew his intestines into his throat a few days ago?"

Diao Xiaosi was dumbfounded and said, "Then, shouldn't Dongdong come out of Big Brother Chi's mouth?"

The black-clothed old man said nonchalantly: "Almost, otherwise how could there be an old saying called squirting feces all over your mouth?"

Diao Xiaosi shuddered and shouted, "You can show me clearly before sewing." If you dare to put Lao Tzu's intestines in the wrong place, I will pluck out your head full of miscellaneous hair!"

The black-clothed old man smiled, picked up a wine jar next to him, rushed his hand, and poured two more sips into his mouth.

Diao Xiaosi immediately smelled the aroma of wine and asked, "What kind of wine is this, it looks very delicious." ”

The black-clothed old man said proudly: "This is the 'Yunlu Immortal Brew' that Poor Dao got from Penglai Imperial Immortal Palace last month, do you want to drink it?"

Diao Xiaosi nodded with a mouthful of interest. The old man in black was not stingy, and said, "Cheng, give you a taste." ”

Just as Diao Xiaosi was looking forward to tasting a mouthful of the peerless immortal brew that Penglai Imperial Immortal Palace picked up a hundred and dozens of heaven and earth spiritual materials, which can only be brewed into twelve jars every sixty years, he saw the black-clothed old Taoist Gu Du first poured a few mouthfuls into his mouth, and then suddenly lowered his head and squirted into Diao Xiaosi's stomach with a "poof"!

Although Diao Xiaosi didn't feel the slightest feeling of paralysis all over his body, he couldn't help but feel nausea in his heart, and said angrily: "You haba, do you have such a way to invite someone to drink?"

The old man in black said hesitantly: "Boy, let me ask you, if this wine is drunk from your mouth, where will it flow after the most?"

Diao Xiaosi was still angry, and snorted: "Nonsense, of course it's in Lao Tzu's belly." ”

The black-clothed old man smiled and said, "Isn't that right? You can see that the method I use is direct and simple, and it doesn't cost you half of your strength." ”

Diao Xiaosi was almost infarcted by a breath of anger, rolled his eyes and said, "Why don't you drink in this way?"

The black-clothed old man snorted and said, "My intestines are not broken." ”

Diao Xiaosi's heart moved: "This wine is useful for healing my wounds?"

The black-clothed old man picked up the jar and poured wine into Diao Xiaosi's stomach, and said, "Soak it for an hour, don't move." Well, it's still two hours. Last time, I waited for three years to brew a jar of Changbai Mountain 3,000-year-old snow ginseng wine with 'Yunlu Xian Brew'. ”

Diao Xiaosi swallowed his anger and said: "It's almost done, my stomach is not a wine jar." ”

The black-clothed old man glared and said, "Are you the number one divine doctor in the world, or am I the number one divine doctor in the world?"

Diao Xiaosi looked at the black-clothed old man, and suddenly said, "You are the real person of the evil moon?"

The black-clothed old man said proudly: "Nonsense, who else but me dares to cut open people's stomachs, and the old lady surnamed Sun can't do it!"

Diao Xiaosi was surprised: "Who are the old ladies surnamed Sun?"

Evil Moon Zhenren said impatiently: "Why are you so stupid? Of course it's Sun Simiao of the Zhongnan Sword Sect! Isn't he a fart who calls himself a daughter? Except for the girls, who would call himself a 'daughter'?"

Diao Xiaosi's admiration for the real person of Evil Moon spontaneously arose, and he admired: "You are too talented. After a pause, he wondered, "Strange, why don't I feel any pain at all?"

Evil Moon Zhenren: "I used Ma Boiling Powder for you, and the medicinal power is about three hours away." ”

Diao Xiaosi said with a sad face: "Won't I be in a lot of pain after those three hours?"

Evil Moon is truly humane: "Then it depends on whether you are well-behaved or not." ”

Diao Xiaosi hurriedly said in a loud voice: "Old ...... I've always been very well-behaved, and I like to listen to people the most. ”

Evil Moon Zhenren asked with a strange expression, "Could it be that what you said before the poor road is not human?"

Diao Xiaosi has a request for others, and honestly controls his mouth.

Seeing that he didn't answer, Evil Moon Zhenren began to pound Diao Xiaosi's waist again, and while holding it in his hand, he asked, "Now Poor Dao will come and try whether you are really good or fake." First question: What is the relationship between you and Zhang Lihua?

Diao Xiaosi was shocked, and out of the corner of his eye, he stared at the red thing in the hand of Evil Moon Zhenren, for fear that he would be pinched all of a sudden, and said, "Senior...... Do you know my mother?"

Horizontally and vertically, he has pretended to be a grandson in front of Yang Guang as a son, and his acting skills have gradually become perfect.

Evil Moon Zhenren squinted at Diao Xiaosi and said, "Niang Xipi, you are really her son!"

Diao Xiaosi couldn't see whether Evil Moon Zhenren's face was happy or angry, not to mention that even if he could see it, he couldn't count it with the temperament of this old madman, so he asked worriedly, "Is there anything wrong with this?"

"Of course not!" Evil Moon Zhenren said angrily: "Xiaoli is cultivating the Demon Gate Star Sect's 'Heavenly Demon Lone Star Divine Skill', and she must not break her body, otherwise her strength will gradually dissipate, and she will lose the possibility of feathering and ascending to the sky forever." In other words, she can't do that kind of thing with any man, so how could she give birth to you little red guy?"

Diao Xiaosi snorted: "How do I know? When she gave birth to me, she never said hello to Lao Tzu. ”

Evil Moon Zhenren was stunned for a long time, and suddenly shook her head and said to herself: "I can't guarantee it, it's because all her skills are scattered, and she ended up in such a bleak end." But how come I have never heard of her giving birth? If this is the case, how can the poor Dao not know about it?"

As he spoke, he suddenly raised his head and asked, "Tell me quickly, who are you?"

Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "If Lao Tzu knew who he was, he wouldn't be so miserable like now!"

Evil Moon Zhenren nodded and said, "It makes sense, the man Xiaoli has a crush on should not be an ordinary person!"

Diao Xiaosi was stunned and said, "Xiaoli...... You know my mother very well?"

Evil Moon Zhenren said slowly: "Lao Tzu is her own brother, do you say you are familiar?"

Diao Xiaosi was taken aback, and suddenly shouted with tears in his eyes: "Uncle, I finally see my relatives!"

This scream made Evil Moon Zhenren get goosebumps all over his body, and he desperately poured half a jar of wine into his mouth to get a little better, and scolded angrily: "Niang Xipi, you stop me, when will Lao Tzu recognize you as a nephew?"

Diao Xiaosi said confidently: "Ge Laozi, you dare to disown Lao Tzu, be careful that my mother will find you a hundred cheap brother-in-laws in the underworld!"

Evil Moon Zhenren shuddered and said angrily: "She dare?!" If you want to let your magical powers be vast, you can't control the things underground. Besides, when my little sister was alive, she liked to bully herself into a mess. Otherwise, he would not have gone to Kunlun Mountain in a fit of anger to become a Taoist monk.

Diao Xiaosi observed his words and said proudly: "Uncle, I want to drink a sip of wine - the kind that I drink with my mouth." ”

Evil Moon Zhenren tightened his old face, picked up the wine jar and sent it to Diao Xiaosi, and suddenly "snapped" and slammed it on his head, and the wine jar shattered and juice flowed sideways.

Although Diao Xiaosi didn't feel pain, he also knew that his head was opened, and he said angrily: "Old Zamao, I must let my mother find Lord Yan to be your brother-in-law!"

Evil Moon Zhenren was not shocked, clapped his hands and said, "Open your mouth wider, don't waste the good wine of the poor road." Hehe, who am I afraid of this grandson?" he picked up a dark and thick iron rod from his feet and said, "Come, uncle will help you get through the old and bring forth the new." ”

Diao Xiaosi was so frightened that his soul scattered, and a miserable howl resounded through the general Mingguan: "You unscrupulous black doctor, help——"