"Hey, anyone?" the call and footsteps came at the same time.

"Anyone? Hey, anyone?"

"There seems to be no one, just a bunch of chicken bones. ”

"Coo, coo. ”

"Don't grunt, I promise, no one. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a dagger with a cold light appeared at his throat.

The other had a chicken bone in his throat.

Needless to say, it is naturally Xiao Zhao who takes the dagger, and Zhang Yunfei is naturally the one who takes the chicken bones.

"Don't move!" Zhang Yunfei spit out the chicken head and shouted softly, "Raise your hands!"

The two who came in quickly raised their hands above their heads.

"Ahh "It was a very obscene chubby man, dressed in linen clothes, with messy hair like a chicken coop, and two thick mustaches.

"Yes, yes, I can testify that we haven't had a full meal in three days. "It was a short, slightly thin man with a face shaped like a praying mantis.

"Why do I think your voice sounds so familiar!" Zhang Yunfei slowly turned to look at the lewd man's face, and was stunned for a moment, isn't this the Wu Mengda of the Axe Gang!!

"Second master, it turned out to be you, I finally found you!" Wu Mengda shouted excitedly, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth.

"Don't move!" Zhang Yunfei shouted, "Are you following me?"

"No, absolutely not!" Wu Mengda put his hands down and shook desperately.

"Didn't you become a bandit in the mountains, why did you come all the way here?" Zhang Yunfei asked with squinted eyes, obviously not believing Wu Mengda's words.

"Last time, the gang leader took you to rob, but they all died. After a few days, the government came to sweep it, and the brothers died and scattered, and I wandered all the way here with the little turtle. Wu Mengda said, there was a bit of melancholy between his words, and he didn't know if it was pretended.

"I am Huang Xiaogui, I can testify! What Da Ge said is true. The skinny man next to him said.

Zhang Yunfei recognized that this little yellow turtle was one of the guards at the gate of the cottage. He quickly calculated in his heart, and finally let go of Wu Mengda and threw away the chicken bones casually.

Seeing this, Xiao Zhao also withdrew his dagger and let go of the yellow turtle.

"It's really good to find you. Wu Mengda grabbed Zhang Yunfei's right hand.

"Hey, hey, if you have something to say, don't touch it. Zhang Yunfei hurriedly withdrew his right hand, almost getting goosebumps.

"Second master, we all thought you were dead. What the hell happened at that time, and why did they all hang up? ”

"That's a long story. Here's the thing. Zhang Yunfei found a stone and sat down, "At that time, the gang leader took us down the mountain to rob, I thought that we would be caught, but I didn't expect that the other party was actually a peerless master female devil, killing people without blinking! When she saw that I was handsome and handsome, she was reluctant to do anything, so she asked me to kneel down and beg her. If a man has gold under his knees, then I must be sworn to die, right? She took me away and insulted me mercilessly! I endured the humiliation all the way, and finally found an opportunity to kill her while she was sleeping!"

"Great!" Wu Mengda gave a thumbs up, then knelt down and shouted, "Helper, please accept our worship!"

Seeing this, Huang Xiaogui also knelt down and shouted, "Helper, please accept our worship!"

"Help, help, help? What help?" Zhang Yunfei was surprised.

"We have sworn poison, and whoever can avenge the gang leader will be the big boss. Wu Mengda said.

"Yes, yes, I can testify!" the little yellow turtle seemed to like to testify, "You are now our new leader. ”

Zhang Yunfei really wanted to say that I also swore a poisonous oath with the big boss that I would die on the same day, the same month and the same year.

"I don't think I'm a good fit to be a helper. Zhang Yunfei excused himself.

"You were originally the second leader, and the Supreme Jade Gang Leader died, so you should be the new gang leader. Moreover, you also avenged the Supreme Jade Gang Leader, and it is perfect to be the new Gang Leader. ”

"Yes, yes, I can testify!" This little yellow turtle really likes to testify.

"Get up first. I think about it. Zhang Yunfei touched his chin and said.

"This beauty is so beautiful, she must be the wife of the helper. I've seen the helper's wife. Wu Mengda smiled and saluted Xiao Zhao.

"It must be Mrs. Helper, I can testify. I've seen the helper's wife. Huang Xiaogui also bent down and saluted Xiao Zhao.

Xiao Zhao instantly blushed with shyness. Mrs. Helper?, this is a very useful title for her.

"Forget it, I don't think I'm fit to be a helper. Zhang Yunfei stood up and patted his clothes, but he still went to Xiuxian to solve this ruthless and desireless curse. As for the position of the gang leader, it is not appropriate...... The main thing is that there are only these two subordinates, and it's not fun to be it.

"Helper, I don't agree with you when you say this! You are magnificent, extraordinary, young and promising, able to bend and stretch, brave and resourceful, and upright, you are not suitable for anyone else in the world. It's up to you to revitalize the Axe Gang!"

Unexpectedly, Wu Mengda's kung fu is no worse than Zhang Yunfei's. In the past, Zhang Yunfei slapped other people's ass, and now this feeling of being slapped on the back is really good.

So, as long as the sycophants are filmed, it doesn't matter!

"Although you have a lot of truth and it's hard to refute it, I have more important things to do, I'm sorry to go far away. Zhang Yunfei said.

"Helper, we have nowhere to go, so you can take us on a tour of the rivers and lakes. Huang Xiaogui said.

"Helper, you won't dislike the two of us useless, don't you want us. Wu Mengda said.

"Why, even a piece of toilet paper, a pair of underwear has its effect. Zhang Yunfei said.

"That's fine, you can just use me as underwear and him as toilet paper. Wu Mengda pointed to Huang Xiaogui and said.

"Why you're underwear, I'm toilet paper. Huang Xiaogui said.

"Because you look like a piece of toilet paper. Wu Mengda said.

"I think they're fun, so why don't you take them. Xiao Zhao couldn't help but laugh.

"Yes, yes. Or the helper's wife is right. Wu Mengda and Huang Xiaogui said in unison.

Zhang Yunfei pulled Xiao Zhao aside and whispered, "We're going to cultivate immortals, they are not immortal cultivators, do they really want to take these two burdens?"

"What does it matter. It's a long way to go, so two more people are more lively. Xiao Zhao smiled, "And you can tell them to do coolies, so you don't have to be so tired." ”

There is some truth to that. Zhang Yunfei bowed slightly, "Over there, let's go!"

"Great! Let's go!" Wu Mengda and Huang Xiaogui hugged each other excitedly.

The four of them walked out of the cave and continued to the west.

It was squeaky and chirping along the way, and it was really lively.

Hunting, fishing, and picking wild fruits were all handed over to Wu Mengda and Huang Xiaogui, and Zhang Yunfei was rarely idle.

Two days later, the four of them arrived in a small town and checked into an inn. Three rooms were opened, one each for Zhang Yunfei and Xiao Zhao, and one for Wu Mengda and Huang Xiaogui.

After the four of them had a good dinner, they went back to their respective meals to rest.

At night, Zhang Yunfei blew out the oil lamp in the room and sat cross-legged on the bed to practice the "Great Xuan Jing". Before leaving the Moon Shadow Palace, he was already at the eighth layer of the Qi Refining Realm, and after a month, he was still at the eighth layer of the Qi Refining Realm. Without the medicinal support of Granny Jinhua, his cultivation progress almost came to a standstill. Didn't Granny Jinhua say that he was a top-grade spiritual root? Could it be that he was shaking his way? At this rate, let alone a hundred years, it is estimated that he will not be able to refine the Transformation God Realm in two hundred years. This frustrated him!

But frustration is frustration, you still have to practice, you can't really become a monk.

Zhang Yunfei slowly entered an ethereal cultivation state, but his divine consciousness was clearer, and he could almost hear all the sounds around him. No, he was hearing two ghostly people approaching his room.

Zhang Yunfei's heart tightened, could it be a black store?

"Let him taste this nine-turn ecstasy incense!"

"Does it work?"

"It turned out to be you two bastards!" Zhang Yunfei scolded inwardly. He could tell that the two people who spoke were Wu Mengda and Huang Xiaogui!

"Don't worry, it definitely works, elephants can be charmed, let alone people. Hey. It was Wu Mengda who spoke.

Zhang Yunfei saw a small tube piercing the window paper and reaching in, and then a puff of white smoke came out of the small tube, and hurriedly took out a Qing Lingfan from his arms and stuffed it into his mouth. This elixir was prepared by Granny Jinhua when she left the Moon Shadow Palace, and it specializes in dissolving ecstasy incense, poisonous miasma, and poisonous gas.

"Just wait a little bit. This is Wu Mengda's voice.

"Da Ge, isn't this bad?" this was the voice of the yellow turtle.

"Hmph, this old boy must be a spy of the government! Think about it, before he came, our Axe Gang had been doing well. As soon as he came, the gang leader died, and the officers and soldiers came to sweep up. And he is still alive and well, and he is still taking a chick to play in the mountains and rivers, what else can he be if he is not a spy!" Wu Mengda said, "Now let us find him, it can be regarded as an eye-opener." ”

Zhang Yunfei listened to it in his ears and smiled bitterly. Logically speaking, Wu Mengda said it so reasonably, he couldn't refute it.

"Well, that makes sense, that makes sense. That...... What about that chick?" asked Huang Xiaogui.

"Hehe, of course, of course, she also has to get some nine-turn ecstasy incense to reward her, and then you can hehehe!" Wu Mengda chuckled obscenely, "Okay, it's almost time, let's go in." ”

Zhang Yunfei hurriedly lay down and pretended to be asleep, and with a "squeak", the door was pushed open.

Wu Mengda and Huang Xiaogui tiptoed to Zhang Yunfei's bed.

"You should have fainted, right?" asked Huang Xiaogui.

"Hmph, this is the Nine Turns Ecstasy Incense!" Wu Mengda said proudly, "Let me send you on your way!", and after speaking, he raised the knife and was about to slash down.

Zhang Yunfei suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Wu Mengda with a smile, "What are you two doing in my room when you two don't sleep in the middle of the night?"

"Helper, so you haven't slept yet. The moon is very round tonight, and I want to call the helper to get up and admire the moon. Wu Mengda had a smiling face, the knife was still held in the air, and he didn't dare to move. Because Zhang Yunfei was holding a dagger in his hand, flashing cold light in the dark night, facing his lower body.

"You don't need to bring a knife to admire the moon, do you?" Zhang Yunfei asked with a smile.

"The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, I bought a few months of cakes and cut moon cakes. Wu Mengda said.

"It's been two months since the Mid-Autumn Festival!" Zhang Yunfei sat up.

"Maybe I'm mistaken. Wu Mengda said, "Helper, it's okay, let's go back to sleep, and you can rest early." ”

"You two bastards!" Zhang Yunfei shouted, "Tell you, I have long seen through your conspiracy." At dinner, I secretly put the world's first strange poison in your dishes, and I died in one day!"

"What is a one-day death?" Wu Mengda asked.

"One day of death is made of seven different poisonous insects, plus crane top red, refined for 7749 days, colorless and tasteless, killing people without a trace. If you don't take the antidote within a day, you will lose all your martial arts, your muscles and veins will flow backwards, and you will think wildly, and you will eventually burst your blood vessels and die. Hehe, it's really a home trip, killing people and killing mouths, a must-have medicine!" Zhang Yunfei smiled proudly.

"Helper, it's none of my business, it's all this bastard's idea, I can testify. Huang Xiaogui plopped down and knelt down, "It's really none of my business." ”

"Wow, you kid is so unconscionable, it's obvious that you came up with the idea first. Wu Mengda wanted to turn around, but there was still a knife in his lower body against his head.

"Shut up!" Zhang Yunfei shouted, "If you don't want to die, do as I say!"

......

At dawn, Zhang Yunfei pulled Xiao Zhao and left the inn directly, and when he passed by a bread stall, he bought a large bag of bread as dry food and took it on the road.

Xiao Zhao asked, "What about them?"

Zhang Yunfei said: "Oh, the two of them came to chat with me last night, and under my inspiration, they decided to surrender to the government. ”

Xiao Zhao asked, "Surrender?"

Zhang Yunfei said: "That's right, they were bandits before, blocking the road and robbing, hurting the heavens and reason, and now their conscience has found out and they have turned themselves in, which is very reasonable, right?"

Although Xiao Zhao felt strange, he didn't ask any more. Although the two more people are more lively, after two days of getting along, she still prefers to fly through the "two-person world" with Zhang Yun.

......

In the room where Zhang Yunfei stayed last night, Wu Mengda and Huang Xiaogui were stripped clean and slippery, and they were tied together by leather whips face to face in a "69" style, but they were biting each other's stinky feet in their mouths, and they were both in a coma.

On the backs of the two men are written:

"I'm a bandit!"

"Report to the police and arrest me!"