Half a month later, Bodhi Town.

Bodhi Town is located in the territory of Yue Kingdom, in the extreme west, surrounded by mountains on three sides, and there is a wide river in the north.

Bodhi Town has a dense flow of people, a large population, three religions and nine streams, five elements and eight works, all of which are uniform.

There is a cave in the town called Bodhi Cave, which is a famous tourist attraction in Bodhi Town.

At this moment, in front of the Bodhi Cave, a middle-aged little fat man is shaking a fan and leading more than a dozen people to enjoy it.

"Legend has it that five hundred years ago this was the Water Curtain Cave, where Sun Daxian lived, since he killed the Bull Demon King, there are no monsters in this world, and since then many people have come here to fish in the water. Since you are here, you must go in and have a look, the ticket is very cheap, only two taels of silver. The middle-aged fat man shook his fan and said.

Tourists paid money to go in, and the middle-aged fat man was the last to go in, and took a heavy bag of silver from the conductor, only to see a white light appear in his palm, and the bag of silver disappeared directly.

There is nothing to see in the cave, although it is called the Water Curtain Cave, but there is no water at all, only eighty-one stone bricks, connected to a bare stone bed, there is nothing on the stone bed, but it is surrounded by iron chains, and there are two people with knives in the care.

"Na, that is the stone bed that Sun Daxian has been sleeping on when he cultivated immortals, full of immortal energy, legend has it that as long as he lies on it for a minute, he can drive away the evil and all diseases, and his wealth and fortune will be prosperous and live a long life. The middle-aged fat man stood in front of the crowd and said like a river, "But because there were too many people who had to lie down before, I was afraid of destroying the fairy qi, so I will fence it up now, and there will be someone to take care of it." But whoever wants to go up and lie down can also be accommodating, just spend a little silver, it's not expensive, just ten taels of silver. ”

It costs ten taels of silver to lie down, which is a bit too expensive, and everyone hesitates. In the end, only two tourists took out the money and went up happily to lie down for less than a minute, and there was no change after they got up.

Everyone walked out of the water curtain cave, and the middle-aged fat man was the last to come out, and took a piece of silver from the hands of the two guards, and in the same way, a white light appeared in his palm, and the bag of silver disappeared directly.

The streets are very lively, and the shouts of various vendors come and go.

The middle-aged fat man walked by a pork stall with a crowd of tourists.

The stall owner is a young man in his early twenties, a high school class, white and clean, tender and fat.

"Brother Bodhi, come to make up for a pig's heart?" the stall owner greeted warmly.

It turned out that the middle-aged man's name was Bodhi.

"I didn't bring any money today. Bodhi shook his fan and said.

"It doesn't matter, as long as Big Brother Bodhi likes to eat, it will be the honor of Little Brother. The stall owner wrapped a pig's heart in a straw pole and handed it to Bodhi, and said in a low voice, "I will be grateful to bring more people to take care of my little brother's business in the future." ”

"Then I'll thank you. Bodhi took the pig's heart and said to the tourists, "Everyone, this is the famous pork prince Fibo in Bodhi Town, whose ancestral secret technique of killing pigs has a history of thousands of years." The pigs he killed were white, fat, and tender, and all of them were spiritual, and they didn't snort when they were stabbed. The meat is delicious and has a good taste, no water, no preservatives, and no clenbuterol. It is definitely a must-have meat for home travel and congratulations! And the price is very reasonable. When you come to Bodhi Town for tourism, this is a must-bring souvenir. ”

Everyone rushed to buy it.

Fibo happily collects the money and gives Bodhi a thumbs up.

"Let's keep going that way. That's where Sun Daxian fought the Bull Demon King...... "Bodhi carried the pig's heart, pointed ahead, and led the tourists to continue walking.

"Thank you for your help, and I wish you all a good meal and a good time...... Fibo waved at the crowd, excitedly putting the money away.

A very ugly young woman walked up to the pork stall, pinched her handkerchief and said writhingly, "Handsome guy, how is business today?"

"Business is so-so, ordinary. Fibo resisted his disgust and responded, "What do you want to buy today?"

"Let's have a pig's heart. The ugly girl said with a wave of her handkerchief. The smell of inferior perfume wafting over made Fibo want to vomit.

"Ah, this girl is really knowledgeable. My pig's heart is fat and refreshing, and it can not only be beautiful. Fibo leaned in close to the ugly girl and whispered, "It can also enlarge breasts." ”

"It's bad for you. The ugly girl blushed and looked like she was complaining, and gently threw the money on Fibo's chest.

"Thank you and welcome to your next visit. Fipo took the money and hurriedly sent her away.

"People are free tonight, do you want to enjoy the moon with others? The ugly woman's eyes were firing at Fibo.

"I'm sorry, but I'm going home tonight to feed the pigs. Fibo would rather go home to the pile of pigs than go to the moon with the ugly girl in front of him.

At this time, Zhuang Yuanfang walked past the pork stall with his hat and head down, and a book fell from him.

"Champion Fang, your book has fallen to the ground. Seeing this, Fibo quickly shouted, taking the opportunity to divert his attention.

The ugly girl had to leave disappointed with the pig's heart.

"Oh, please don't say it's landing, it's unlucky, you have to talk about it. Zhuangyuan Fang picked up the book, patted the dust, and stuffed it back into his arms.

"And you're big. I see if you eat tofu every day and eat show funny. A head full of soy milk, how can you take the top prize in this way? Buy a pig heart and go back, and let your lady make up for it for you. Fibo gave the champion a blank look.

Zhuangyuan Fang's original name was Fang Zhou, and he was almost the only scholar in Bodhi Town who regarded reading as a profession, and his appearance was very trivial, but he had two wives who were as beautiful as flowers, and he was really envious of others. He was bent on getting admitted to the top prize, but he failed several times, and the people in Bodhi Town ridiculed him as "the champion party." ”

"I don't have any money. "The champion Fang rummaged all over his body, and he couldn't turn out a single copper plate.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll close the stall and go to your lady's to get a few bowls of tofu. Fibo wrapped a pig's heart and handed it over.

"Thank you very much. You're such a nice guy!" Zhuangyuan Fang smiled and reached out to take the pig's heart.

"Wait a minute. Fibo withdrew the pig's heart, "Champion Fang, you have to write me a love poem, I want to use it for girls." ”

"I don't know how to write love poems. The champion said.

"I can't write love poems, how can you take the top prize?!" Fibo exclaimed, not believing that the champion could not write love poems.

"Who said that you have to be able to write love poems in the top exam? I want to be an official, not a girl. The champion Fang held his hat.

"It's not for the sake of picking up girls!" Fibo took out a fan from his body, "I don't care, it's written on this fan." Hurry up. Otherwise, I will go and tell your wife that you have just come out of heaven and earth. ”

Heaven and earth is the only green building in Bodhi Town, at least what is the use, needless to say.

"Don't talk nonsense, I'll just write it. Zhuangyuan Fang took out a brush and fell on the pork table and began to write.

"How many pigs did you kill today?" asked a vegetable vendor next to him.

"Ahh Fibo replied.

"How many hearts does a pig have?" asked the vendor again.

"One. Fibo replied again.

"And how many pig hearts did you sell today?" The vendor continued.

"I've sold a few of them, and I'm going to hang you. No, you're trying to steal my business. Fibo picked up the pig-killing knife.

"Neurotic!" the hawker saw this, and hurriedly picked up the burden of vegetables and moved the place.

"Super!" Fibo said contemptuously, slamming the pig-killing knife into the pork table, startling the champion Fang, "It's none of your business, keep writing." ”

......

There was a sudden commotion in the streets, and the hawkers took refuge.

Everyone in Bodhi Town knows that this must be the little prostitute Zhou Botong and the little demon Wu Chaoren who took people out to "sweep" the street. These two people are the two sons of the leaders of the two major gangs in Bodhi Town, the Crocodile Gang and the Axe Gang. I heard that there is a mysterious force behind the two gangs. The people of Bodhi Town cursed them to die early. But many times, the worse the person, the longer and more comfortable they are.

Zhou Botong casually picked up two apples from a fruit vendor on the street, handed one to Wu Chaoren, wiped it twice on his clothes, took a bite and threw it away.

"Phew, what!"

Seeing this, the fruit vendor did not dare to be angry or speak.

At this time, a plump girl with two small discerning children passed by carrying a vegetable basket.

"Isn't this Xiaohua, the daughter of the old man of the tea shop king?" Zhou Botong stared at the girl with squinting eyes.

"It's so well developed. Come here, my brother will check your body. Wu Chaoren called lightly.

The girl hurried away when she heard this.

"Hahahaha. ”

The two laughed insolently, swaggered to Fei Po's pork stall, and looked at the champion who was writing love poems.

"Yo, the handwriting is good. Zhou Botong picked up the fan.

"Hehe, thank you, thank you. Zhuangyuan Fang smiled happily, completely unable to comprehend Zhou Botong's true meaning.

"It turned out to be Zhou Gongzi and Wu Gongzi. Come out and relax. Fibo greeted warmly.

"Let me ask again, do you pay or not pay your protection money?" asked Zhou Botong with his waist crossed.

"Recently, vegetarianism has become popular, and there is no business. Why don't you take a pig's heart and go back to make soup? Fibo laughed. scolded in my heart, these two bastards, who came to collect protection money twice in three days, really regarded Bodhi Town as their home.

"Bah! These days, people's hearts are not worth a few prices, do you want to send away a pig's heart?!" Wu Chaoren slapped the pig's heart to the ground.

"Collecting protection money in broad daylight, isn't this a blatant robbery? Fibo was also angry and put away his smile.

"Which merchant on this street didn't pay the protection fee? Everyone pays it, but if you don't pay it, people will say that I am doing things unfairly." Even if I don't charge you protection fees, I can charge you garbage fees, management fees, security fees, water and electricity bills, it's not the same. Wu Chaoren patted Fibo's chest.

"Where did the utility bills come from these years. Fibo asked.

"I said that you are a dead pork seller, how can your brain be as stupid as a pig's brain, you don't know how to open your mind. Wu Chaoren poked Fibo's head with a fan.

"I warn you, you can insult my flesh, but not my intelligence. Fibo said angrily, clenching the pig-killing knife in his hand.

"I'm going to insult your IQ, you want to fight. Wu Chaoren patted Fibo's face.

"Fighting, yes, I'll accompany you!" a woman in Tsing Yi stood behind them with a smile holding her sword.

The face of the woman in the dress is as white as jade, the color is like a peach and plum, her posture is charming, and there is a bit of playfulness between her eyebrows, like the mythical Lingbo fairy. I can see that all the men's eyes are straight, and this includes Zhang Yunfei!

Zhang Yunfei and Xiao Zhao hurried all the way, and finally came to Bodhi Town, just in time to encounter this good scene, standing in the crowd to watch.

Xiao Zhao stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Zhang Yunfei's eyes, Zhang Yunfei didn't react, and if he shook it again, Zhang Feifei still didn't react, and his saliva seemed to be about to run down.

Xiao Zhao was angry and pinched Zhang Yunfei's waist.

"Yo yo ......" Zhang Yunfei exclaimed in pain, "Wow, why are you pinching me!"

"I look at you, your soul is about to be snatched away!" Xiao Zhao said angrily.

"Xiao Zhao, you completely misunderstood me. Am I the kind of person who is easily deceived by beauty, and I haven't even taken a look at how many beautiful women there are in the Moon Shadow Palace. Zhang Yunfei said.

"Hmph!" Xiao Zhao was speechless. It is said that Zhang Yunfei is reasonable, but she is inexplicably angry, very angry!

Zhang Yunfei leaned down in Xiao Zhao's ear and whispered, "Tell you, she is also an immortal cultivator!