When Linghu Chong and Yue Buqun were clearly connected and everything was ready, he immediately prepared to ride his horse out of Huashan Mountain Gate, and before he even had time to eat, he was going straight to Wangyue Mountain.

As soon as he stepped out of the mountain gate, he met the juniors and disciples who were ordered to go to the market to purchase daily necessities at the gate, and Lu Dayou and Zhu Cuihua walked in front with affection and sweetness at the foot of the mountain.

"Senior brother, it's really you, I haven't seen you for a long time, but you want to kill me!"

Lu Dayou exclaimed in surprise.

"Land Monkey, Senior Sister Zhu, you two are ......"

Ling Hu Chong saw that Lu Dayou, who was as thin as a monkey, and Zhu Cuihua, who was as fat as a mountain, were close to each other intimately, arm in arm, and his stomach suddenly rolled inexplicably.

"Hehe, Senior Brother, Senior Sister Zhu has already agreed to my pursuit, as soon as the Wuyue Alliance Conference is over, the master will marry the two of us, it is to worship the church to get married, to get married, and then the senior brother must come back to celebrate for the junior brother!"

Lu Dayou said proudly with happiness and intoxication on his face.

"It must be certain, senior brother still has important matters, go first, and I will definitely be there on your wedding day." ”

Lu Dayou is such a slut, and he really has a god-like aesthetic.

I had no intention of being different, but my outstanding taste could not hide my glorious image!

......

The time agreed with Ren Yingying is almost up, he must hurry up to the meeting place, and go to Meizhuang together to release Ren Wuxing, who is imprisoned in the West Lake dungeon by Dongfang Undefeated, just to see what the style of this famous and arrogant former leader of the Demon Sect is.

This time he hurried Linghu Chong to use the strength to eat, and he held his strength and galloped all the way, not to mention eating, and he didn't have time to pee.

However, the only road leading to the "Moon Mountain" with Ren Yingying's appointment is an official road. I don't know if the people and traders have taken too many aphrodisiacs in the past two days, and they are very excited, walking and chatting on the official road, and running and exercising.

The road is full of people coming and going, so it is naturally impossible for Hu Chong to pull down his face and pee in front of everyone, so he can only hold it all the way. I was so red that I didn't feel uncomfortable.

Standing higher, urinating farther, this realm is impossible to experience again in a short period of time, zuihou really can't hold back, and is about to be a gentleman who is a frank egg, but he turns around and finds that there is a public thatched house in front of him.

I'll fuck you, and finally a damn kind-hearted person did a good deed for the benefit of the country and the people, and he slammed on the brakes on the spot. Turning over and dismounting, he hurried inside with his head down.

The villain hides the chicken, the gentleman is frank and dandan, there is really no way, he can only be a "gentleman" once, fortunately, on the road of endless people, a rare public toilet was found on this official road.

Of course, the so-called no profit can't afford to be early, and there is no free lunch in the world. The owner of this public toilet is a local ruffian named Liu Mang, and this guy has a good eye. A private thatched house was illegally built in a prime area on the official road for the convenience of pedestrians on the road, but it was not free, and a certain amount of money was charged to passers-by who were in a hurry to go to the toilet every time.

Although most passers-by are unhappy, there is no other way, and it is much better to spend a little money than to make a fool of yourself in public. Especially these self-proclaimed decent chivalrous knights, they really can't pull down their faces to eat overlord meals, they don't give money after going to the thatched house, and they are undoubtedly losing their identity by scheming with a little hooligan.

People in the rivers and lakes have to pay money obediently, and those ordinary traders are naturally exempt from paying taxes. Although Liu Mang is a ruffian, he has also learned a little three-legged cat kung fu, and he is naturally easy to deal with these ordinary small traders, so he gave up the job of the ancient city management and concentrated on running this private thatched house.

The successful Liu Mang has become a typical example of the local reform of the evil and the right, the prodigal son, and the success of the fame, and the colleagues who have been with him before are not envious, these days he is still thinking about whether to hire a few helpers, and call a few of the younger brothers who used to follow him to collect protection money to come in and train them, and then open a few branches.

On this day, the wind was beautiful and the sun was shining, it was the peak season for business, Liu Mang half-squinted his eyes and crossed Erlang's legs and inadvertently scanned the endless flow of people on the official road to observe whether there were potential customers.

It is not easy to be a successful businessman, not only to learn to observe words and looks, but also to have a sharp and unique vision, which people can afford to go to his thatched house, which people are poor ghosts, these are to be clearly distinguished, otherwise if you offend a certain gangster, or let those poor ghosts mix into the thatched house, then wouldn't you want to do a loss-making business?

Straddle a horse, the handsome and extraordinary Ling Hu Chong is a big tyrant with a lot of money in Liu Mang's eyes, and the young men with this kind of dress are generally those fledgling young heroes and boys, these guys are stupid and have a lot of money, and they love face, as long as you are a little respectful, the tip you get is not a small amount, far more cost-effective than charging the toilet fee of ordinary small traders.

Linghu Chong turned over and dismounted, and rushed to the thatched house like a fire, Liu Mang naturally saw it clearly, and secretly rejoiced in his heart, and he was a young man in the rivers and lakes who was suffocated by urine, and it seemed that he was going to make a windfall today.

Liu Mang hurriedly got up and stepped forward to meet Ling Hu Chong, and was just about to reach out to Ling Hu Chong to ask for silver taels, but Ling Hu Chong, who was holding back internal injuries, grabbed his collar and threw him out.

Rushing into the hut like a whirlwind, unbuttoning the belt of his trousers was the sound of a rushing stream of water.

"Whew, that's refreshing!"

Releasing the inventory that had been held all day, Ling Hu Chong sighed comfortably, for the first time in so many years, he found that peeing could make him feel so refreshed.

"Perverts, scoundrels!"

Just as Linghu Chong was shaking the big bird proudly and shaking off the remaining water droplets on it, a sharp cry suddenly came from behind him.

Ling Hu Chong's face instantly stiffened, and after being dull for three seconds, he suddenly reached out and lifted his pants, tied the waistband of his pants in two dead knots, and then turned his head with some weakness and looked at the initiator who made a scream.

A fat woman with a hideous face, a body as fat as a mountain, a mouth covered with black hair, and at least two hundred pounds appeared in Ling Hu Chong's eyes.

"Poof!"

The lethality of this fat woman, who is even better than Zhu Cuihua in appearance, is too great, which makes Ling Hu Chong, the only mythical realm master in the rivers and lakes for thousands of years, frightened and vomited.

This fat woman knew at a glance that it was the excessive secretion of male hormones, how could there be a woman with a beard on her mouth, although she was shaved by herself, but the black and thick stubble still betrayed her deeply.

"What are you doing here? Do you know that you have entered the wrong hut? Don't think that if you grow a beard, you can think of yourself as a man, and you can enter the men's hut casually, this is extremely immoral, you know, if it is serious, you will even be prosecuted, and you will be punished by law. ”

Ling Hu Chong made the first move, and said strongly to the fat woman with an angry face. (To be continued......)