Chapter 315: Get out with wit
"What? I went to the wrong hut? This can't be!"
The fat woman was stunned by Ling Hu Chong's righteous words, her sharp voice was suddenly lowered a lot, her face was panicked, and she immediately tried to recall in her mind the scene when she rushed into the thatched house.
"You are talking nonsense, I can see clearly when I enter the thatched house, there is a big 'female' word written outside, you perverted pervert, you want to have bad intentions against this girl, I see through it and want to beat a rake, bad girl's name, you should really invade the pig cage, a thousand cuts. ”
The fat woman shouted loudly and majestically, as if she had grasped the truth enough to convict Ling Hu Chong.
Although the fat woman in front of her had a loud voice, Ling Hu Chong could still see her weakness from her slightly flustered and pretended calm expression.
The fat woman was indeed a little lacking in confidence, and when she wanted to recall the scene at that time, she suddenly found that her memory of before entering the thatched house was very vague, and she couldn't remember the specific picture at all, but she vaguely remembered that there was a vague sign outside the thatched house.
Seeing the panic in the fat woman's heart, Ling Hu Chong suddenly understood that this guy must be the same as him, he was anxious to urinate, and he didn't pay attention to the signs when he entered the thatched house.
"Who is talking nonsense, this is originally a thatched hut for men, didn't you want to peep with me when you broke in? Uncle Ben is suave and suave, and the jade tree is in the wind, and he was almost ruined by you, a wicked woman, how can this be true. ”
Ling Hu Chong knew that the fat woman was calmed by her righteous and awe-inspiring expressions, which led to confusion in her thinking, and she must leave as soon as possible at this time, lest she sober up and have another incident, and it will be difficult to get out.
"You are talking nonsense, blood is spewing people, how can a lewd man like you with thin wood and bones get into the eyes of this girl......"
The fat woman has been so excited that Linghu is incoherent. The speech was intermittent, and his voice no longer dared to roar as loudly as he did at the beginning, and subconsciously lowered his voice.
"The facts are in front of you and you can't deny it, but Uncle Ben is not a villain who can be ignored and unforgiving, although he has suffered a little loss, he doesn't want to worry about you as a woman. Forget it this time, if there is a next time, I will definitely sue you to the yamen and let you accept the punishment of the law. ”
Linghu Chong behaved very generously, waved his hands and raised his feet and walked out, the speed was definitely a bargain, thinking that the fat woman would not react and quickly slip away, and when the time came, as soon as he stepped on the horse, he immediately rode the horse and galloped to escape from this dangerous place.
"I remembered. You dare to frame me, perverted pervert, you zhanzhu, you don't want to escape!"
The fat woman was stunned for a moment, and immediately reacted, Ling Hu Chong, who didn't even dare to turn his head, must be weak-hearted, otherwise with Ling Hu Chong's obscene and domineering behavior just now, how could he be so generous and not pursue her. There must be something greasy.
I rubbed you three thousand six hundred times, feeling the breath behind me that almost tore through the air. Ling Hu Chong shouted in his heart that he had made a mistake, just now he just slipped away, and he didn't look closely, he didn't expect that the fat woman was actually equipped with a stunt, and her light skills actually kept up with Ling Hu Chong's footsteps.
Although Ling Hu Chong didn't do his best, it was definitely not something that ordinary masters could keep up with. The background of this fat woman is certainly not simple.
"Hero, you finally came out, the villain's thatched house is a penny and silver at a time......"
Liu Mang, who was thrown out by Ling Hu Chong, was guarding the door with blazing eyes, and as soon as he saw Ling Hu Chong coming out of it, he immediately stepped forward to ask for toilet fees.
"I'll fuck you, what kind of mess are you making at this time!"
was stopped by Liu Mang, who was covered in mud. Linghu was so angry that he scolded in his heart, grabbed Liu Mang's neck directly, used a force to stun him, and threw it into the thatch on the side of the road.
After delaying for such a while, the fat woman behind him had already caught up, and seeing that she couldn't escape the scene, Ling Hu Chong glanced at it, and sure enough, she found a fist-sized word on the wall, crookedly "female".
Linghu Chong is a white-clothed sword who is in the limelight and dominates the rivers and lakes, not long ago, he was entrusted by the three masters of Hengshan, and officially served as the head of the Hengshan faction, many people in the rivers and lakes have seen him, know his face, and there are many people in the rivers and lakes who come and go on the official road who can recognize him.
The ears moved slightly, and the fat woman behind him had already caught up, and at the last moment, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in Hu Chong's mind, and his face showed a hint of joy, and his right hand clenched his fist and slammed it on the wall, destroying the "female" word on the wall.
"What the hell, it's just illegal construction on the official road, and you dare to blackmail Uncle Ben, the last time the thatched house asked for a penny of silver, you want to go crazy for money, believe it or not, Uncle Ben demolished this rotten thatched house of yours. ”
Ling Hu Chong deliberately scolded Liu Mang who was dead in the thatched with a rough voice.
"What do you want to do when you chase this evil woman? Don't you still want to insult Uncle Ben in broad daylight?"
Ling Hu Chong's tone was quite impatient, and he frowned and said: "Don't you still want to force your words, where is the sign you said, find it and show me? Uncle Ben has a lot, don't care about your voyeurism, you still chase after it, it's really unreasonable, and if you dare to do something wrong, don't blame Uncle Ben for being polite." ”
The fat woman was about to ask the teacher for the crime, but she was beaten down by Linghu and hit a rake, and she immediately panicked, and quickly looked at the wall in her impression, and found that except for a deep hole, there were no iconic words at all.
Liu Mang, who built this thatched house, was originally a little hooligan ruffian, and his culture was not high, so it was not easy to write a "female" character crookedly, and where would he write a lot of "male" characters.
In Liu Mang's view, as long as the word "female" is written, isn't there a man in this world except for women? As for the kind of eunuch who is neither male nor female, it is estimated that no one will come here to go to the thatched house, and it is precisely this karmic coincidence that allowed Ling Hu Chong to pass the test in a foolish manner and get out smoothly.
Otherwise, tomorrow, Bai Xiaosheng's Jianghu Daily will definitely publish on the front page that Ling Hu Chong forcibly broke into the women's thatched house to peep at a fat woman of more than 300 pounds, and then Ling Hu Chong will definitely add to the fire and become completely famous.
Once again, he reprimanded a fat woman with righteousness and awe, and Ling Hu Chong stepped on the horse and galloped desperately, and galloped for thirty miles in a row before slowing down and breathing a sigh of relief.
If this reaches the ears of the Eastern Sect Master, she will definitely not be allowed to let the fox Chong touch her for half a year, this kind of taste is really embarrassing, you said that the target of your peeping must at least be peerless beauties like Yue Lingshan, Yiyu, and Yilin, a big fat man of more than three hundred pounds also went to peep, and it was unappetizing to think about it. (To be continued......)
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