Chapter 25 Horror Blind Date

"Hey, can you also cultivate immortals?" Zhang Yunfei used the Immortal Eye Technique to see the white light on the woman in Tsing Yi blazing brightly, obviously the mana was extremely profound, and then found that Xiao Zhao also had a faint layer of white light on her body.

Xiao Zhao nodded proudly, but she hadn't been cultivating for a long time, she was still on the first level of the Qi refining period, and her mana couldn't even use the Immortal Eye Technique, but it was already a good start.

Zhang Yunfei gave Xiao Zhao a thumbs up, and then continued to watch the excitement.

"Yo, where did the little girl pop up, she looks very smart, if you don't go back with the uncle to be a little wife, the uncle guarantees that you have the money to spend as much as you want." Zhou Botong said with a lewd smile.

"I'm sorry, this girl doesn't like to be a junior. The woman in Tsing Yi smiled.

"Haha, there's personality, I like it. Why don't I take my yellow-faced woman off and let you be the main room?" Zhou Botong stretched out his hand to touch the face of the woman in Tsing Yi.

"Warning, don't touch it. The woman in Tsing Yi was still smiling and fearless.

"Hehe, what are you afraid of, you won't get pregnant if you touch it. Zhou Botong slowly approached the woman in Tsing Yi and stretched out his hand.

With a "snap", the woman in Tsing Yi slapped Zhou Botong with her backhand. Zhou Botong turned around twice, but fortunately, Wu Chaoren stepped forward to help him stabilize his figure, and the red slap marks on his face were clearly visible.

"You, I don't know if you're alive or dead, give it to me!" Zhou Botong was annoyed and angry, covering his face and pointing at the woman in Tsing Yi and shouting.

All the followers rushed up and fought with the woman in Tsing Yi.

"I'll go up and help. Xiao Zhao was about to step forward. Zhang Yunfei grabbed it, "Let's see the situation!"

The fight looks intense, but it's not at all. The woman in Tsing Yi flew around in the crowd like a butterfly, let alone beat her, and she couldn't even touch her clothes. But those little minions fell to the ground one after another inexplicably, the pork table was overturned, and the pork was spilled on the ground.

Fibo cried out in distress: "My pork ......"

A small minion slips on a piece of pork as he steps back, and is knocked unconscious by Fibo holding the pig's head.

The minions were knocked to the ground, wailing. In the end, there was only one left, holding a knife, looking at the woman in Tsing Yi in horror, no longer daring to step forward, but slowly retreating.

"Ahh

"You, and you, all wait for me!" Zhou Botong shouted as he pointed to the woman in Tsing Yi and Zhang Yunfei, and then left with Wu Chaoren in his arms.

"Girl, are you alright?" Zhang Yunfei asked with a smile as he threw away his wooden stick.

"Thank you. The woman in Tsing Yi smiled slightly, and then turned to leave.

"It's a lot of effort, so much to worry about. Like this kind of scum who bullies the market, bullies the weak, bullies others, and does all kinds of evil, everyone will be punished. I'm just doing my duty as a good citizen. Zhang Yunfei said seriously, but the woman in Tsing Yi had already turned around and left.

Xiao Zhao rolled his eyes and wanted to rush out and beat him.

"May I ask ......" Zhang Yunfei looked at the back of the woman in Tsing Yi gradually moving away, and stopped talking.

"Don't ask for it, if I were you, run away and find a place to hide......" Fibo said as he cleaned up the pork.

"Why?" asked Zhang Yunfei.

"Because you're offending two sons of the two major local gangs, the Crocodile Gang and the Axe Gang. They're notoriously domineering and lawless!" Fibo said.

"It's the Axe Gang again, can you still be a little creative!" Zhang Yunfei muttered.

"What?" Fibo didn't hear Zhang Yunfei clearly.

"What's wrong with the Axe Gang, Lao Tzu is fighting the Axe Gang, Super!" Zhang Yunfei had a disdainful expression. The crowd of onlookers has gradually dispersed.

"There's a kind!" Fibo gave a thumbs up, "both, I'll invite you to eat the most famous local tofu flower and make friends." ”

"Okay, let's go!" Zhang Yunfei said bluntly.

Fibo picked up the fan with love poems written on it, and led Zhang Yunfei and Xiao Zhao to the tofu stall he said, even ignoring the pork stall. Anyway, the pork fell to the ground and got dirty, so no one would want it.

Of course, Zhuangyuan Fang also followed, because the tofu stall was his.

"In the lower Fibo. ”

"Zhang Yunfei. ”

"I'm Xiao Zhao. ”

The one in the back who looked dumbfounded was Fang Zhou. ”

......

Although it was nearly dusk, the sun was shining directly and still making people's minds dizzy.

In front of a yellow mud wall, there is a tofu stand spread out with a white curtain.

Two beautiful young women are selling tofu, known as tofu double Xi Shi, one is blue crystal crystal, and one is a spring forty mother.

They are all the ladies of the champion party.

The champion Fang Zushang was the founding military general, who practiced martial arts for generations, established a family with martial arts, and produced several martial champions, but later the family fell in the middle of the road, and one generation was not as good as the generation. When it came to this generation of Fang Zhou, he was powerless, not to mention carrying a knife to fight and kill the enemy, and it was difficult to even lift a knife to cut pieces of tofu. But the champion Fang is also motivated and has a pursuit, knowing that there is no hope of being a martial arts champion, so he studied hard and wanted to take the literary champion, who knew that he had failed the exam for ten years, but he still continued to take the exam, from the young boy to the beard came out and was still taking the exam, which can be regarded as commendable courage.

The four of them came all the way to the tofu stall.

"Oh, it's Fibo, come on, come on, sit down. Aquamarine greeted warmly.

Zhuangyuan Fang dropped a sentence "Lady, I will continue to go back to read", and then ran away, obviously the terrible self-esteem is at fault, the descendants of famous families, but they are selling tofu, and they can't get by by by being seen.

"Both, you must have come from far away. Lan Jingjing's smile made it very comfortable to look at.

Zhang Yunfei and Lan Jingjing smiled and nodded, indicating acquiescence.

"Sister-in-law, these two are my friends, let's have a few bowls of good tofu flowers!" Fibo placed the fan on the table, as if he were home, obviously very familiar.

"The two of you are blessed, our tofu flower is the most famous in Bodhi Town, it is refreshing and delicious, sweet but not greasy, clearing heat and reducing fire and beauty. You see, the water is tender and tender, so many beauties in our town are eaten by eating tofu. Chun Shi Niang worked hard to sell her tofu flowers.

Zhang Yunfei looked back, and saw several women with extremely poor skin and ugly faces in a row, and he was almost frightened to lose his appetite.

"Let go of eating, it's not enough. Lan Jingjing brought three bowls of tofu flowers and placed them in front of the three of them.

"Thank you!" Zhang Yunfei replied politely.

Xiao Zhao ate it all in three or two clicks, obviously the effect of this "beauty" is too tempting for women.

After half a pillar of incense, more than a dozen bowls were placed on the table, and the base was high.

"Brother Bo, I want to ask you about someone. Zhang Yunfei wiped his mouth and said with a full burp.

"Brother Yunfei, please speak. "Fibo continues to eat, and the amount of food is amazing.

"Does Brother Bo know this person?" asked Zhang Yunfei.

"You said Brother Bodhi, of course you know, there is anyone in Bodhi Town who doesn't know Big Brother Bodhi, he is a famous bully in Bodhi Town. Even the Crocodiles and the Axe Gang have to give him some face. I just ran into him today. Fibo replied.

"Surely it will be easy to find him. Zhang Yunfei was very happy to hear Fibo say this.

"Not necessarily, his whereabouts are erratic, and it is difficult to find. But if you go to the Bodhi Cave to guard, you will definitely be able to guard him, and he likes to be a tour guide for people. Fibodao.

Chun Siniang brought three bowls of tofu flowers and put them in front of the three of them, and said, "Wow, haven't you eaten for a few days?"

Fibo smiled: "No way, sister-in-law's tofu is so delicious." ”

Lan Jingjing said: "Eat more if it's delicious, you can eat it for free." But you have to help me keep an eye on our family, and let him study hard to get the top score. ”

Fibo said: "I'm just a pig killer, and I'm not good at this kind of thing." ”

Chun Forty Niang said: "Let me tell you a serious matter, have you found a partner?"

Fibo said: "This, for now, for the time being, not yet. ”

Chun Forty Niang: "I see that you are not too young, why don't you hurry up and find one." ”

Fibo said: "This kind of thing can't come in a hurry, it depends on fate." ”

Chun Forty Niang: "Round your head, fate is used to deceive little girls." ”

Fibo looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, with a deep and sad look, and said: "I have always believed that there is always such a person, waiting for me to meet, let me sleep and never sleep, so that I am haunted by dreams, affect my heart, let me think of her when I eat, think of her when I sleep, and think of her when I walk, sometimes peeing will suddenly stop, and then think of her, followed by the half of the urine and forget to pee, in short, there is no news of her for a day, I am like a restless, the whole person seems to have lost my soul." ”

Chun Siniang said: "The person you are talking about is the person who owes you a lot of money and then ran away. ”

Xiao Zhao laughed out loud when she heard this, and when she saw everyone looking at her, she pulled over a bowl of tofu flowers to eat.

Chun Siniang continued to nag: "Let me tell you, a man will hurt if he is lonely for a long time." ”

Fibo: "Well. People will inevitably either lose or hurt themselves, and they just like it. ”

Zhang Yunfei couldn't interject, so he had to pull over a bowl of tofu flowers and eat them silently.

Lan Jingjing came up and took away the bowl on their table: "I agree with my sister's words. It's time for you to find a lady who stays with pigs every day, and people will say you're perverted. ”

Zhang Yunfei finally couldn't help but spray a table of tofu flowers, he originally thought that his mouth was cheap enough, but he didn't think that there were still people above him.

Fibo said: "Thank you two sisters-in-law for your kindness, I have also thought about it." I'll find one when I have time. ”

Chun Forty Niang said: "Don't wait, we will arrange a blind date for you tonight." ”

Fibo said, "Tonight? I've got something to arrange. ”

Chun Forty Niang said: "Then now." ”

Fibo cried out, "Now?!, wouldn't it be too rushed?" ”

Chun Forty Niang said: "No hurry, no hurry." ”

Fibo: "At least I'll have to take a shower, change my clothes, and get my hair." It smells of pork. ”

Chun Forty Niang said: "No, this is also good, people look like dogs, and have personality." ”

Fibo said: "Really?"

Chun Siniang took Fibo's arm and said, "Really, let's go." ”

Fibo said: "Brother Yunfei, Miss Xiaozhao, let's talk later." ”

Zhang Yunfei asked, "Good luck, where is there an inn in this town?"

Fibo said: "Turn left in front and walk 30 meters, then turn right, then go straight for 50 meters, then turn right, walk 50 meters, and then pass a tofu shop, and soon you will see the best inn in town, Bodhi Inn." ”

Fibo was dragged by Blue Crystal and Chun Forty Niang left and right to go on a blind date.

Zhang Yunfei looked at Fibo's distant back, remembering that he was in such a hurry to recruit relatives in a martial arts competition, he suddenly had a bad premonition, and couldn't help laughing.

Xiao Zhao said curiously, "What are you laughing at?"

How can you tell Xiao Zhao about the competition with Liu Mengmeng to recruit relatives, Zhang Yunfei disguised and said: "It's okay, it's okay, I just think Fibo is very cute." Let's hurry to the Bodhi Inn and settle down, and then look for Bodhi. ”

......

Chun Forty Niang and Azurite Crystal carried Fibo to the door of a room.

"Right here, let's go inside. Spring Forty Niang said.

"Talk to other people's girls well, don't scare people. Aquamarine patted Fibo's shoulder.

Fibo made an "OK" gesture and pushed the door open to enter, only to see a figure of Ana sitting quietly with her long beautiful hair pouring down like a black waterfall. Fibo opened the fan that asked Zhuangyuan Fang to write love poems and walked over slowly.

Chun Forty Niang and Lan Jingjing hid behind the door and eavesdropped.

"Girl. Fibo exclaimed softly.

The back slowly turned around, and it was a classic shape like a flower - buckle nose feces! Fibo was thundered, his body trembled, and the fan fell to the ground.

Ruhua walked over, picked up the fan, and said softly: "Ruhua is beautiful and graceful." I don't know what to do, and I love deeply. I am the boy you fell in love with at first sight in the March day, and I am destined to float for you for a lifetime. You are a slut from my dark incense, destined to be my loose clothes in this life. ”

Fibo listened to the poem and gasped.

"Childe, your poems are so well written. also specially wrote such a poem for others. How do you know that people call it like a flower? Ruhua's shy appearance made all the men can't help but want to punch it.

"This ...... Sorry, this was a complete misunderstanding. Can you give me back the fan? Fibo endured the nausea.

"Yes, but you have to kiss me first. Ruhua held up her fan, closed her eyes, and pouted as she approached Fibo.

Fibo tugged the fan, and the two scrambled.

"What's going on inside, crackling. Blue crystal leaned on the door and asked strangely.

Chun Shi Niang also put her face on it, which was accompanied by a crackling sound, and there seemed to be a scream.

In the room, the fan was robbed, Fibo picked up a wooden stick in a fit of anger and knocked Ruhua unconscious, and walked out angrily, ignoring the Spring Forty Niang and Blue Jingjing who were waiting outside the door.

"Fibo, what's going on?" exclaimed.

"You want to snatch my fan, you dead lady!" Fibo left in a rage, a piece of his clothes ripped off and dragged to the ground.

"Shemale?!" Lan Jingjing stared at Chun Forty Niang, "Sister, are you collecting money again?"

"Uh...... This ......" Chun Forty Niang's eyes dodged, and the matter of collecting money couldn't be more obvious, "I'll go back and continue to sell tofu." ”