۩ Volume 1 "The Return"۩ Chapter 19 No Fight, No Acquaintance

"I've seen Lord Xie!"

Xiao Qian gave a salute here, and waved his hand lightly behind his back to the captain of the Yin soldiers, and the captain retreated to the crowd of Yin soldiers and waved his hand, and all the Yin soldiers turned around and stood with angry eyes at Xiao You, but no one spoke or acted anymore, just silently blocked him there.

"What's the matter, don't you even want to call Second Uncle Sheng?"

Xie Bi'an stared at Xiao Qian and said lightly, but he used Shen Nian to transmit sound, so Xiao Youran, who was not far away, only saw his lips open and close, but he didn't hear any sound.

"Don't dare, Xiaoqian has a low status, how can he afford to look at Lord Xie differently. ”

Xiao Qian didn't transmit the sound, just opened his mouth normally, and gave him another salute, although his voice was very calm, but when he bowed his head and saluted, a trace of coldness flashed in his eyes.

"Alas... She...... Is your mother okay?"

How could her actions be concealed from Xie Bi'an's detection, listening to her words so raw, Xie Bi'an couldn't tell what it was like, turned his head slightly to look at the void in the distance, and sighed.

"With Lord Lao Xie in his arms, the Meng family is ashamed!"

Xiao Qian gave the third salute, the smile on his face had already stiffened, the hands in his sleeves were clenched tightly, and his knuckles were white.

"That's it, those Yin soldiers have been caught in ecstasy, and it shouldn't be delayed for too long, you can go about your business. It's just that the little brother and I are still in love, if it's not a big deal, let him go if you can. Xie Bi'an didn't transmit any more sounds, still looking at the distance and said in harmony.

"You've also read that order, I advise you not to have too much to do with this person, otherwise it will be too late to set yourself on fire, second uncle!!"

Xiao Qian's sentence used a transmission voice, but his tone was cold, and his face was even more cold.

"What?!"

Xie Bi'an turned his head and looked at Xiao Qian in shock.

Xiao Qian didn't speak again, just looked at him deeply, and walked forward around him, leaving only Xie Bi'an, who was staying there, with a slightly weak back.

Although Xiao Youran only heard the two words that Xiao Qian said, it is not difficult to see that the two should have known each other for a long time and have a lot of connections. But he didn't have the heart to pay attention to those irrelevant things at all, thinking in his heart that Yue Daring should have already succeeded at this moment, and it was time to end the matter in front of him.

"Don't come here, what do you want to do? If you force me again, I'll jump off here!"

Seeing Xiao Qian approaching step by step, without waiting for her to speak, Xiao Youran shouted first, and pretended to move back half a step, one foot was already close to the edge of the stone platform.

"Hehe, it's Childe who wants to drink overlord soup and takes something and doesn't give money, why does he threaten us instead?"

Xiao Qian pursed her lips and smiled, but her steps did not stop at all.

"That's right, you're stupid, aren't you? Who are you scaring about, it's you who dies by jumping down and not us who die, you jump, jump!"

When Xiao Qian crossed the crowd and walked to stand opposite Xiao Youran, the Yin soldiers who had been motionless like sculptures also resumed their actions, and immediately someone made a mockery, and a group of Yin soldiers also laughed.

"Uh...... Well, there's some truth to this, huh? Forget it, my son doesn't have the same knowledge as you, can't we afford it? Here you go, my son still has something to do, say goodbye!"

Xiao Youran looked like his old face was red, scratched his head embarrassedly, took out the kettle from his arms and threw it to Xiao Qian and was about to leave, but the Yin soldiers were still in front of him and did not move, and Xiao Qian also looked at him playfully.

"Bold! You say you want it, you don't want it if you say you don't, when this is the place?"

Xiao Qian didn't speak, just lowered his head slightly and played with the kettle in his hand, while the captain of the Yin Soldier raised his eyebrows, blew his beard and glared at him.

"Oh~, see clearly, what is this? This son was just ordered to come over to find out if you have neglected your duties, and now it seems that you are barely dutiful, and you don't let go, if you annoy me, I will change my opinion, do you want to punish the evil division to drink tea?"

Xiao leisurely glanced at the captain lightly, took out the token given by Zhong Kui and shook it in front of everyone, and said arrogantly.

"Uh, this ......"

The captain of the Yin soldiers saw the sudden change in the face of the token, and the Yin soldiers were also frightened, but still no one gave way, just looked at Xiao Qian together, as if waiting for her decision.

"Oh, why didn't you say it earlier, didn't you deliberately come to entertain us?"

Xiao Qian raised her head slightly and stared at him, still with a smile on her face, but her deep eyes were as sharp and cold as a sharp knife that wanted to pierce his heart.

"After saying that, how to complete the order, Xiaoqian, I think you are really not as clever as your sister, are you done? ”

Xiao Youran didn't eat her set at all, her face was not red and her heart was not beating, her neck was stalked, and she looked at her with her nostrils and said.

"Hehe, Childe seems to like my little sister very much, this time I will not only praise it again~?!, I will thank Childe for his love on behalf of Xiaoqing. This ecstasy water was originally given to you by Xiaoqing, right? In this case, I won't take people's love, so I'd better keep it for myself!"

Xiao Qian glanced at him playfully, threw the kettle back in his hand, turned around and waved, and left with a group of Yin soldiers, but no one noticed a strange smile on the corner of Xiao Qian's mouth who was walking in front.

Ah, this is leaving? She was still aggressively asking for soup and money just now, why didn't she mention it in a blink of an eye? These two sisters are really virtuous, and changing their faces is like changing tricks. And how did she know that the kettle was filled with ecstasy water instead of ecstasy soup when she didn't open it?

Does she have any special spells that can sense her, anyway, it's good that the things are in hand, hurry up and find the eldest brother to meet and leave this place. Xiao Youran was stunned and thought for a while, then put away the kettle and prepared to return the same way.

"White ...... Uh, Master Xie, you tea ......"

smiled leisurely in front of Xie Bi'an, wanted to praise his tea again, and then said goodbye to leave when he had the opportunity to taste tea together again another day, but Xie Bi'an, who seemed to be contemplative, seemed to suddenly come to his senses and chased Xiao Qian away like a gust of wind.

"You like this pot of tea for you, you sit down and drink slowly, help me keep an eye on the work here for a while, I'll come when I go!"

Xie Bi'an's voice was heard in his ears, but he had already run away.

"I'm not...... I...... You ......"

Xiao Youran was in a hurry to leave, but Xie Bi'an was inexplicably entrusted with an errand, which made him cry and laugh, what kind of person is this, I don't ask if people are willing, I have never seen such a chic and domineering shopkeeper?

Helplessly, he had a short mouth, and he had just drunk other people's good tea, but now that people have a request for themselves, how can they let it go? Xiao shook his head leisurely, sat on the chair Xie Bi'an was sitting on before, looked at the teapot that still occasionally came out of the spout, and poured himself another cup and drank it, shaking his head and praising the good tea while drinking.

Sitting there drinking tea leisurely, waiting for a long time and not seeing Xie Bi'an come back, although Xiao Youran was a little anxious and apprehensive, but fortunately, no one else came here to find him for work.

Maybe it's too late, and there won't be any more reincarnated, right?" As soon as he finished saying it in his heart, a ghost in strange clothes suddenly came to a short distance in front of him, standing there looking around.

I'm really a crow's mouth, laughing leisurely and scolding. I had to sit upright, try to make myself look more imposing, pick up the teacup and take a sip of tea, thinking that he should be passing by or visiting, but don't come, let's leave quickly when you have seen enough!

But it seemed that God was joking with him, afraid of something, and the ghost looked around and found the table and the people, so he went straight here.

"Yo~!Is this the legendary Bai Wuchang, why does he look so shabby? Doesn't he say that he is thin and tall, which is tall, he is obviously a second-class cripple, and he is a little fat! And the hat and long tongue? Doesn't it mean that the tongue can hang down into the crotch of his pants?"

The ghost floated to the smiling face, digging its nostrils and looking him up and down, muttering in his mouth.

Xiao Youran was so angry when he heard his words that he opened his mouth and wanted to scold, but he forgot that he still had a sip of tea in his mouth, and he choked so much that he sprayed the ghost all over his face, and he himself was not happy, a few pieces of tea were flowing down his nostrils with the water, coughing earth-shattering, and tears were flying.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem...... Cough, are you blind, cough cough, which eye of yours can see that I am white and impermanent? And who do you say is shabby? Why am I not tall? How am I fat? Why is your mouth so cheap, why is your tongue so poisonous? Be careful that I will tear it for you, pull out your tongue and stuff it in your crotch, and satisfy your wishes!"

Xiao Youran didn't wait for the cough to ease up, and he jumped to his feet and sprayed, and he didn't cough anymore when he said it, and the more he talked, the more energetic he became, and the more he jumped higher.

"I'm rubbing, it turns out to be a Xibei goods! You are not wearing any white clothes? Why are you sitting here? Why am I wrong when you are just a child? You see that you are not as tall as me when you jump! You dare to pretend to be a fork with your brother, and if you don't accept it, you will spare half of your arms!"

The ghost was not happy when he heard it, and immediately squirted with him, but he smiled at what he said, and he seemed to understand it, which ravine did this guy come from, and what did those strange and rustic words mean?

"What do you mean? What do you mean?"

Xiao leisurely squinted at him and asked coldly.

"Hey, it's really hard to communicate with you ancients, it's really ...... Alas~ You don't care what you mean, just scold you, do you understand?

The ghost covered his forehead and said with an arrogant face.

"What is practice, what is practice, what is practice...... Ouch!"

Xiao Youran was talking incomprehensibly, but the ghost unexpectedly smashed him in the face, hitting him so loudly that blood flowed from one nostril.

"Bastard, you dare to sneak up on Lao Tzu......! Ah~!"

Xiao Youran almost exploded his lungs, and his head that was beaten back just returned to his position, and he was about to scold angrily before he made a move, but the yin ghost didn't give him a chance, and the second punch had already followed, hitting him in the left eye, making his eyes appear gold stars and his eyes were black.

"Wow, yes, yes~ Kill me angrily!

Xiao Youran only felt a nameless karmic fire burning from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, and this time he first protected his head and face after returning to his position before he roared, flew up and kicked straight to the stomach of the Yin Soul.

But the height is indeed a little shorter than others, and it just so happens that the ghost is jumping up and wants to sneak attack again from above, as a result, the direction that this kick was originally aimed at dropped from the stomach to the lower abdomen, and then continued to descend from the lower abdomen, and finally kicked directly on his crotch.

"Silly son, look at my heavenly king and tiger ...... Oh~!...... Nima~!"

I have to say that although the height is not very good, the legs are still quite long. This kick hit the Yin Soul between his legs impartially, kicking him so much that he shouted a trill, and the Yin Spirit's slap also slapped on the top of his head, knocking him to the ground with his head in his hands.

The two of them punched back and forth, and they fought happily, and it took half an hour until they were all blue and swollen and couldn't get up on the ground. Xiao Youran's whole body slapped flat on the ground in a large shape, panting heavily, and the yin spirit supported his body with his face and knees, his buttocks pouted high, and his two arms hung weakly on the ground.

"Shhh...... It's a real feeling of punching to the flesh, alas......"

The two of them gasped for a long time, and the Yin Spirit suddenly took a breath of cold air and sighed.

"Haven't you been beaten before, what's the good thing about that? Ouch...... My waist......"

Xiao leisurely held his waist and turned over, looking at the sky and humming angrily.

"You don't understand, my body was a little ...... when I was alive Alas, forget it, it's all over, don't mention it! But thank you for giving me such an experience. ”

The Yin Spirit struggled to put his body down slightly, first lying on his side and then slowly flipping over and lying flat, also looking at the sky and saying.

"This ...... You can always come to me if you want to get beaten, but you can't fight back next time, I don't like that real feeling!"

Xiao Youran listened to his tone very sincerely, and the anger in his heart decreased slightly, and he shook his head and said.

"Hehe, there's no next time, I'm about to be reincarnated, and I won't feel this way again in the future......"

The ghost looked at the gray sky and smiled faintly, his eyes flowing with mixed emotions, but there was no trace of hope for the future in it.

"Yes, you will forget everything when you are reincarnated, and you will ...... in the next life Wait, didn't you drink 'Meng Po Soup' before you came here, so how do you remember what happened when you died?"

Xiao Youran also sighed, but suddenly felt that something was wrong, and looked at him in surprise with half of his arm and asked.

"That thing is useless to me, it doesn't smell like plain water, it's not the same as the legend at all!"

The Yin Spirit didn't even think about it, and also supported it to sit up slowly and replied casually.

"Mmmmmm, yes, yes, the legends are not reliable! It turns out that you also have a yin body, yo~! This skin is quite delicate!"

Xiao leisurely nodded violently, moved to sit with him, and reached out to touch his face.

"Damn, what are you doing?!Don't move your hands and feet, you won't be on your back, will you?Stay away from me and talk......"

The yin spirit was touched by him, goosebumps all over his body rose, and he wanted to push him away, but his whole body was weak and he couldn't exert his strength at all, so he could only turn around slightly and press back to back with him.

"What's the back? Why do you always say strange things, where the hell are you?"

Laughing Leisurely asked, but secretly confirmed in his heart that the ecstasy soup was not ineffective for himself because of amnesia, because the guy in front of him clearly did not have amnesia, and it seems that there is another reason for this.

"Back...... It's not easy to explain, especially with you ancients. I'm from China...... Alas, you don't know, but it's not the same plane as you. The people of your underworld say that I am in the lower plane world, or in the era of the end of the law, but I think it is much more advanced than here!"

The Yin Spirit spat out the blood in his mouth and said.

"In this way, we don't know each other anymore, my name is Xiaoyouran, what about you? and I'm not from the underworld. ”

smiled leisurely and muttered in his heart as he spoke, Zhonghua ...... The world, how can there be a sense of déjà vu?

"Oh, my name is Shu Yi, you're not from the underworld, so what about the white imperman?"