۩ Volume 1 "The Return"۩ Chapter 20 I Hate You
"What, uncle, are you deliberately taking advantage of me?" said Xiao Youran grinning.
"Well, I knew you would say that, everybody said that. My surname is Shu, comfortable Shu, name loss, loss of money, not the uncle you said. Shu Yi rubbed his eyebrows and sighed.
"Uh...... The name...... Good up!" Xiao Youran was stunned when he heard it, and he didn't know what to say.
"Don't you even ask who gave me the name to call it for the god horse?" Shu Yi said strangely.
"If you want to say it, you will naturally say, why should I ask? Who doesn't have something sad......" said with a smile on his face.
"Sad? I'm telling you...... Forget it, it's already a name from the past...... You haven't answered my question yet, I'm running out of time!"
Shu Yi wanted to argue, but after glancing at his hands that were already glowing slightly, he quickly dispelled his thoughts and asked a little anxiously.
"Is there no impermanence? He has something to do, let me help him watch here, how do you know that he is here, what is the matter with him?"
Xiao Youran thought of such a bad name and was not sad Seeing that he was in a hurry and pressed the urge to argue, he gritted his teeth and slowly got up and sat on the side of the table and sat on the chair and said.
"Oh, of course someone told me, you asked so many gods, since he let you watch, then you can help me get it! ”
Shu Yi said as he slowly got up, and when he got closer, he took out a mass of what looked like waste paper from his trouser pocket and handed it to him.
"Ahh......h
Xiao Youran took the ball of "paperwork" in surprise and took a lot of effort to open it, and asked as he looked at the crumpled paper.
"It's just the information of choosing reincarnation! Don't pretend to be okay? I know you can't bear me, don't worry, I'll remember you, and the feeling you just brought me, I swear it's okay? You're happy! I really don't have much time!"
Shu Yi stroked a strand of hair hanging down from his forehead, and urged in a posture that he thought he was handsome.
"What can you choose from about reincarnation? You haven't lost your memory, what's there you can't remember? When you grow up in your next life, it's not easy to be beaten......" Xiao leisurely looked down at the information recorded on the "waste paper" and said casually.
"Alas...... But I don't want to be a human in the next life, so what can I remember......" Shu Yi stared at the jumping point at the tip of the incarnation platform and sighed leisurely.
"What, I don't want to be a human anymore?!Why?, then what do you want to be reincarnated?" Xiao Youran couldn't help but be stunned when he heard it, and as soon as his fingers loosened, the document fell lightly on the table.
Before Shu Yi could speak, the inconspicuous desktop suddenly bloomed, and the documents that fell on it were instantly absorbed by the desktop like a melt, and a complex light map like a roulette wheel appeared in front of the two of them. Under the astonished gaze of the two, the roulette wheel began to rotate slowly, and a low and majestic voice came out of it.
"The identity of the reincarnated person has been determined. The reincarnation qualification verification has passed. Reincarnation information begins to load...... "With the sound of the sound, the color of the roulette wheel map also begins to change," "The reincarnation information is loaded, and the positioning is ......"
"Huh, it turns out that this table is a magic weapon!, but what is this all about?" Xiao leisurely looked at the light map in confusion.
"Wow~!!!The underworld is so advanced, this holographic projection is really awesome, it seems that it can still be touched?" Shu Yi's eyes lit up, and he reached out and lightly touched on the light map.
"Illegal touch detected!Parameter error!Positioning failed!Manual mode has been turned on, please manually select ......" The light map suddenly fluttered, and the light turned into a bright red and blue flashing alternately.
"I'll wipe it, it's wrong when I touch it, is this a copycat product?" Shu Yi's face darkened, looking at the various options that appeared on the light map, he reached out and tapped on the arrow next to the "species" option, but the light map didn't react at all.
"Detected that the reincarnation has exceeded its authority, and the compulsory protection mode has been turned on!" The voice in the light map suddenly rose up, and a light blue ball of light separated from it, wrapping Shu Yi like lightning, and directly lifting him on the starting point of the incarnation platform.
"Shenma?forced yarn~!......"
Before Shu Yi could react, he was taken away by the blue light map and fixed on the starting point, unable to move.
"It is detected that the reincarnated person's soul energy is exhausted, and it must be reincarnated immediately, please operate as soon as possible! If all options are not confirmed after 30 seconds, the system will randomly select the remaining options. Now the countdown begins, 30...... 29......”
The sound in the light map began to become rapid, and the light blue ball of light that enveloped Shu Yu also turned pale red and began to flicker slowly.
"I'm rubbing!!Is this machine a comic? How can it be random, this, this, this ......"
Shu Yi was so anxious that he was sweating, but his body couldn't move at all, so he had to ask Xiao for help in a loud voice, "That, what are you talking about? Oh, no matter, it's too late! Big brother Xiao, Uncle Xiao, you can help me choose it there!"
"Ah~?What do you choose?What does this magic weapon say?,I don't understand!" The smile in front of the table, which had been stunned for a long time, looked confused, pointed to the light map, and pointed to his nose and said.
“...... 26...... The 25......" light map continues to count down, and the light red of the light ball begins to darken, and the flickering speed gradually increases.
"Oh my God! Don't care about it, just do what I say! You first click on the little arrow next to the 'species', yes, that's it! Then select 'grass' in the menu below and click on it......"
Shu Yi desperately looked at the options on the light map while directing Xiao to operate leisurely.
"Which one do you want to choose with so much grass?!What do you think, what's wrong with being a man, why do you want to make grass?"
Xiao Youran was rushed by him, and was dazzled by the variety of options in the light map in front of him.
"Hurry up, just choose ordinary weeds! And then the 'location' as long as it's not the earth, hurry! And the 'time' choose 3000 years ago......
Shu Yi listened to the light map and counted down to 15, how could he still be in the mood to answer his question, and kept urging.
"Even if they say they are in a hurry to be reincarnated, they don't need to be in such a hurry, right......? Well, weeds...... Where is the earth? Whatever it is, he said anywhere else anyway, so let's choose this...... Time, 3000 is 3,000 years, so choose this ......"
Xiao Youran muttered as he manipulated the light map until he pressed the last option, and the countdown was just over.
"The manual selection is complete, and the repositioning begins...... Positioning success!"
The light map turned faster and faster, but the light stopped changing, and fixed to a milky yellow, "Reincarnated, Shu lose...... Target Species, Mimosa, Target Location, Flame Yellow World, Target Time, 3,000 Years Ago...... Now open the reincarnation passage ......"
"Shenma, what the hell is a mimosa? I want weeds! Isn't the Yanhuang world still the earth? It was 3000 years ago, not 3,000 years ago, and your history teacher taught you math......
Shu Yi struggled desperately, but he couldn't move the slightest, and the ball of light wrapped around him had already turned red and flickered rapidly.
"The channel has been opened successfully!The reincarnated soul body has been detected to be agitated, and the speed push mode is turned on......"
With the sound of the light map, the red ball of light instantly turned into the appearance of a big foot, and under the defenselessness of Shu Yi, who suddenly lost his grip and danced with his forehand, he kicked him in the ass, directly kicked him out, and rushed directly to the milky yellow vortex channel that had appeared out of thin air under the incarnation stage at an extremely fast speed.
"Nima~!......"
Shu Yi screamed and plunged headfirst into the reincarnation passage, and the moment his figure disappeared, the reincarnation passage also closed by itself, returning to nothingness in mid-air, leaving only half a roar that had not finished complaining and drifting in the wind.
"What about the push that the funny machine said was good?!How did you kick it!And what is that laughing at...... I hate you......"
"It's not my fault!I didn't understand it, you didn't say it clearly, and I called Xiao Youran~!" Xiao Youran rushed to the edge of the incarnation platform and shouted in the direction of the passage, but only saw a little residual light after the void passage was closed......
Yue boldly hid behind the Sansheng Stone with trepidation, and from time to time poked his head out to look in the direction of the Soul Restoration Cliff, but he didn't see a smile and came back leisurely, and he couldn't help but pinch a cold sweat for him, and his heart became more and more uneasy.
Just as he was hesitating whether to investigate or not, he saw "Xiaoqing" walking slowly towards this side from a distance, followed by two people in Yin soldier costumes, one of whom seemed to be reporting something to her, with a respectful and humble attitude.
Yue Daring didn't know Xiaoqian, and thought she was Xiaoqing, and he suspected that she was sent by the creditor, plus he had just taken something in Meng Po Pavilion and had a ghost in his heart, so he quickly retracted his head, held his breath and hid himself more hidden, muttering in his heart that she couldn't see me, couldn't see me......
"Young Ancestor, almost all the Yin soldiers present have chased them out, only a few people who are a little far away from the patrol have not left, but they have not found anything when asked. ”
When the three of them approached the Sansheng Stone, the captain of the Yin Soldier, who had led people to laugh leisurely, whispered behind Xiao Qian.
"And the ghosts who were present at the time also inquired one by one, but there was nothing to gain. Another Yin soldier followed suit.
"Got it, don't look any further, that's it. Xiao Qian nodded absentmindedly.
"But that's Meng Po's tears! I lost a whole bottle, in case the ancestor blames ......"
The Yin soldier couldn't help muttering, but before he finished speaking, he heard Xiao Qian in front of him snort coldly, and the captain of the Yin soldier next to him also glared at him fiercely, and hurriedly lowered his head and shut up.
"I've said that's it, don't let me repeat it again! You go back and deal with Meng Poting's side, I don't want to hear about it from anyone again, understand?"
Xiao Qian stood in front of Sansheng Stone with his hands on his shoulders, and said lightly in a slightly cold voice.
"Yes!"
The two of them responded respectfully, turned around and rushed towards Meng Po Pavilion, leaving Xiao Qian alone standing there silently looking at the silent Sansheng Stone in front of him.
It doesn't matter if she stood there in a daze, Yue Daring behind the stone had a heart in her throat, and her round face was so red that she almost couldn't help but scold her mother.
It turns out that this is the young ancestor of the Meng family, this is really miserable by his cheap brother, who is not good to recruit, just pick this cusp of provocation, isn't this a long life? This is none of my business, you go quickly, I promise that we will be indefinite, and we will not get along with each other in the future!
Yue Daring screamed in her heart, hoping that Xiao Qian would leave quickly, but it backfired, and she still stood there not knowing what to think. Yue Daring's cultivation was not high, and at this moment, holding his breath in order to hide his body had already reached the limit, and his face turned purple.
Just when he didn't know what to do, he suddenly heard the sound of laughter on the other side of the stone, and a hanging heart finally fell into his stomach, as if he had a backbone in an instant, and the breath he was holding took the opportunity to slowly spit out.
"Huh, girl, what are you doing here? I didn't expect us to meet again so soon!"
Xiao Youran, who had just rushed back, saw Xiao Qian standing in front of Sansheng Stone from a distance, and thought that she had discovered Yue Daring, so she hurriedly took three steps and ran to the front in two steps, but saw that she was standing there in a daze, so she breathed a sigh of relief, put on an indifferent posture, and teased with a smile on her face.
"Yes, I didn't expect it to be laughing again so soon, is there something wrong with Childe?"
Xiao Qian instantly retracted her thoughts when she heard the sound, and also smiled and turned her head to look at Xiao Youran. In fact, with her cultivation, she had already noticed that he was rushing forward, and even when he spoke, Yue boldly exhaled lightly behind the stone and was sensed by her divine thoughts, but she didn't want to say anything.
"Oh, hehe, it's nothing, I just took care of the girl, and I want to thank you again. ”
Xiao leisurely gently brushed down his sleeves, with the demeanor of a beautiful son, "But there is something curious about it, why didn't the girl open the kettle just now to know that it was filled with ecstasy water......?"
"Uh...... This one...... This is, this is the secret magic of our clan, and it is inconvenient to tell you the details! If the son has nothing else, the little woman will leave, and there will be a period later!"
Xiao Qian didn't expect him to ask this, and he didn't react for a while, but he was a little speechless.
At that time, she also secretly left a trace of divine thought on the kettle when she was filling the Ecstasy Water in the Ecstasy Pavilion for future exploration, so as soon as she took out the kettle with a smile on the incarnation platform, she already knew what it contained. didn't expect this kid to be as careful as a hair, and his vigilance was so high, that he noticed the clues.
Xiao Qian said in his heart, he must be the one who hid behind the stone to help him steal Meng Po's tears, but what did he want that thing to do? This person is very deep in the city, planning first and then acting, even I was almost calculated by him, it seems that I should be more careful in the future!
So after speaking, he saluted him, and without waiting for him to reply, he turned around and left slowly.
"Girl, go slowly, I won't send you off if I have something to do!"
Xiao Youran was stunned for a moment, stretched her neck and said loudly, when she saw Xiao Qian, who had already walked away, she didn't look back, but waved her hand lightly at him with her back to confirm that she was really gone, and slowly exhaled a breath.
"Big brother come out, the people are gone. ”
Xiao leisurely greeted Yue Daring, who was probing his brain behind the stone, and muttered in his heart that the little girl was really easy to deceive, and she told the truth casually, and sure enough, there was a special spell that could sense it, and it seemed that you had to use that thing quickly after you went back, otherwise it would not be fun to be found out.
"I said brother, my brother was killed by you this time, do you know who that Xiaoqing is?" Yue boldly burst out when he heard the voice, grabbed him and shouted in panic.
"Ah?!Who is Xiaoqing?Who is she?Is she not Xiaoqing?" Xiao Youran was startled by him and asked with wide eyes.
"Xiaoqing is naturally Xiaoqing, but she is not just Xiaoqing, in fact, she is still ......"
Yue Daring seemed to be afraid that the wall would have ears, so he looked around after only half of his words.
"It's not just Xiaoqing, can she still be Xiaoqian?" Xiao Youran was a little confused by him.
"What?Xiaoqian?Who is Xiaoqian?" Yue Daring was also confused.
"The one who talked to me just now is Xiaoqian! Do you think she is Xiaoqing?" said Xiao Youran with a confused face.
"Isn't it Xiaoqing?!" Yue Daring was completely messy.