Yu Shi smiled: "In that case, we have to go back and prepare." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Go quickly, the sooner the better." ”

Diao Shi saluted respectfully, and suddenly squeezed his eyes at the sweeper, and whispered, "Bring it." ”

Sao vulgar glared at him and snorted, "What are you anxious about, even if you win." ”

This time, Guo Dalu couldn't help but ask, "What did you say?"

Yu Shi hurriedly said: "He has nothing; ”

He wanted to slip away, but he seemed to be more honest, and he seemed to be in a hurry, and said with a red face: "I made a bet with him and lost to him a penny, and he forced me to ask me." ”

Guo Dalu said: "How did you lose?"

Sweep the vulgar: "I was afraid that you would not appreciate the light, but he said......"

He glanced at Guo Dalu, suddenly shook his head, and said, "I don't dare to say what he said." ”

Guo Dalu said: "You just have to rest assured, absolutely no one blames you." ”

Sweeping his eyes turned and said, "What if someone blames me?"

Guo Dalu said: "It doesn't matter, I'll protect you." ”

Then he smiled and said: "He said, even if others are embarrassed, you will definitely go, uncle, because among these people, even if you have the thickest skin." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he had already pulled the fishing poem to slip away. After a long time, they can still be heard laughing as they eat.

Guo Dalu was angry and funny, and muttered: "It turns out that this little ghost is not honest, and he actually scolds people in circles." ”

Yan Qi couldn't help but laugh and said, "Actually, he can't be regarded as scolding, he's just telling the truth." ”

Wang Dong said: "Actually, he can't be regarded as thick-skinned, but he is a poor and short-sighted ......."

Yan Qi continued: "And it's the reincarnation of a starving ghost." ”

Guo Dalu was not angry, and said leisurely: "Okay, I'm poor, hungry, and cheeky, you are all gentlemen." ”

He suddenly sneered twice and said, "But if it weren't for my cheekiness, you hypocrites would have to go to the pawnshop and look foreign tonight." ”

Yan Qi said: "They are guests, why are you embarrassed to eat others?"

Guo Dalu said coldly: "He is still a person in the end, it is better to eat him at least than to eat a cat;

Wang said: "Who is setting up a fight? I just want him to bring the wine and food here." ”

There are not many dishes, but there is a lot of wine.

Although there are not many dishes, they are very exquisite, and they are placed in a grid food box, and even the colors are well matched, which makes people feel very comfortable just looking at them.

He Yafeng said: "Although these dishes were made last night, the little brother walks around all year round, and he has a little experience in how to preserve food, which can ensure that it will not change its taste." It's just that the road dishes are too simple and slow. ”

Guo Dalu suddenly smiled and said, "You prepared so many dishes last night, are you sure you want to treat you tonight?"

Diao Shi was pouring wine and hurriedly said: "Our son-in-law is the most hospitable, no matter who he meets along the way, he will take him to drink two glasses, so no matter where he goes, the wine and food are well prepared." ”

Guo Dalu squeezed his eyes at him and smiled quietly: "In this way, I am not the only one with thick skin. ”

He Yafeng said: "What is Brother Guo talking about?"

Guo Dalu said: "I'm talking about his ......"

Yu Shi suddenly coughed loudly.

Guo Dalu said with a smile: "He poured the wine too slowly, I couldn't wait." ”

He was the first to raise his wine glass, sniffed it, and laughed: "Good wine, I will borrow flowers to offer Buddha, and I will first give the master a glass." ”

He just wanted to drink, He Yafeng had already pressed his hand, and said with a smile: "Brother Guo, wait a minute, this first glass of wine, I should respect the four, and the four of them will ...... together."

Suddenly, a black dog and a black cat rushed in from the outside at the same time, scurryed onto the table, and the glasses of wine that had just been poured were knocked over together.

He Yafeng's face changed, and he suddenly made a move.

His hands looked white and delicate, as if he had never touched anything dirty in his life, and he would not even help the wine bottle when it was poured.

The cat and the dog seemed to have just rolled out of the mud.

But as soon as he struck out, he grabbed them by the neck, one in each hand, and picked them up, and was about to throw them out.

He had just thrown it out, when suddenly two more hands reached out and took it gently.

Guo Dalu caught the black cat, and Yan Qi caught the black dog.

Guo Dalu stroked the cat's neck and smiled: "What are you doing here?

Yan Qi patted the dog's head and said, "What are you doing here?" Could it be that he is also in a hurry to drink like Mr. Guo?"

He Yafeng locked his eyebrows and smiled reluctantly: "Such a dirty little beast, why are the two of you still holding it?"

Guo Dalu said: "I like cats, especially cats that are easy to treat. ”

Yan Qi smiled: "I like dogs, especially dogs who are good at drinking. ”

When the wine was poured on the table, the dog did stick out his tongue and lick it.

Wang Dong suddenly said: "It's a pity that this is not a golden retriever poodle." ”

Lin Taiping picked up a piece of oily chicken, put it down again, and said, "It's a pity that this is not roast duck." ”

He Yafeng didn't move, and said with a smile: "Why does the junior brother always not understand what the four of you say?"

Guo Dalu smiled: "Maybe we are all talking drunk." ”

The dog Yan Qi was holding suddenly barked miserably, jumped up from his arms, "bang", and landed on the table, as if someone had suddenly cut off his neck, and he couldn't even bark.

What was originally a lively dog suddenly became a dead dog.

Yan Qi looked at the dead dog, raised his head to look at Guo Dalu again, and said, "Have you seen it, this is an example of being in a hurry to drink." ”

Guo Dalu was also looking at the dead dog, raised his head to look at He Yafeng again, and said, "We are not Cantonese, why did Your Excellency invite us to eat dog meat?"

Wang Dong looked at He Yafeng, there was no expression on his face, and said lightly: "I heard that the meat of the black dog is the most nourishing. ”

Lin Taiping sneered: "Maybe it's not a black dog, it's just wearing black clothes." ”

He Yafeng still didn't move, slowly stood up, patted the wine stains on his body and said, "Everyone, sit less, go down and change your clothes, and come when you go." ”

Guo Dalu looked at Wang Dong and said, "He said he would come when he went." ”

Wang said, "You heard me. ”

Guo Dalu said: "Do you believe it?"

Wang Dong said: "Believe." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Why?"

Wang said, "Because he didn't go anywhere else at all, he changed his clothes behind this curtain." ”

He Yafeng looked at them quietly, didn't say anything else, looked at it for a long time, slowly turned around, lifted the boxes on the back of the table, and walked behind the curtain.

The curtain was made of brocade and hung in the middle of this small living room.

Other people stared at the curtain, but Guo Dalu looked at the fishing poem.

The little face of the fishing poem has also turned white.

Guo Dalu suddenly squeezed his eyes at him again, and said with a smile: "Why don't you go and change your clothes?"

Fishing Shi snorted, "I'm ...... I didn't bring any clothes. ”

Guo Dalu smiled: "There are no clothes to change here, won't you go home to change?"

Fishing poems were immediately overjoyed, took up the hand of sweeping the vulgar, and ran away.

Yan Qi smiled and said, "It seems that this person's face is thick, and his heart is not black. ”

When he looked at Guo Dalu, his eyes were full of tenderness, but when he turned around, his eyes immediately became cold, and his face immediately became cold.

He Yafeng had already walked out from behind the curtain.

Sure enough, he changed his clothes.

Dressed in black.

Black clothes, black boots, a black scarf on his face, and even a sword on his back, the scabbard was jet black.

A sword four feet seven inches long.

Lin Taiping changed color and said: "It turned out to be you, you didn't die." ”

The man in black said coldly: "Just because you don't know how to kill, you won't kill." ”

Lin Taiping's face turned blue and red.

It's true that he doesn't kill people yet, and when he does, he is already flustered, and he doesn't go to see if the person is really dead.

The man in black said: "If you can kill someone, even if I really die, you should poke me a few more times." ”

Lin Taiping gritted his teeth and said, "I've learned." ”

The man in black said: "Those who can't learn, those who can't kill people, will never be able to learn." You have to have a talent for killing. ”

Yan Qi suddenly said: "In this way, Your Excellency must have a talent for killing. ”

The man in black said: "It's okay." ”

Yan Qi smiled and said lightly: "If Your Excellency really has the talent to kill, we are all dead by now." ”

The man in black pondered for a long time and said, "You are still alive, you should really thank that dog." ”

Yan Qi looked at Guo Dalu and said, "I found something about. ”

Guo Dalu said: "What's the matter?"

Yan Qidao: "He is at least very talented at killing dogs, because he has killed at least one dog." ”

Guo Dalu blinked and said, "I also discovered one thing. ”

Yan Qi said: "What's the matter?"

Guo Dalu said: "He is not Nangong Ugly. ”

Yan Qidao: "Why?"

Guo Dalu said: "Because he is not ugly." ”

Wang Dong suddenly said: "The name is Nangong Ugly, and people don't necessarily have to be ugly." ”

Guo Dalu said with a smile: "Yes, it seems that people whose name is Wang Dong don't necessarily like to move." ”

Wang said: "That's right. ”

Guo Dalu said: "But he doesn't have a scar on his face. ”

Many people in the rivers and lakes know that although Nangong Chou escaped from the crazy cross sword by luck, he still had a cross on his face. That's why I never want to see people as they really are.

Wang Dong said: "Who has ever seen Nangong Chou have a scar on his face?"

Guo Dalu said: "At least I haven't seen it." ”

Wang Dong said: "Since he never sees people with his true face, who can see his face?"

Guo Dalu smiled: "Yes, maybe he has a scar on his buttocks." ”

The man in black had been looking at them coldly, and suddenly said, "You only said one thing right. ”

Guo Dalu said: "Which one?"

The man in black said: "I don't kill people, I only kill dogs." ”

Guo Dalu smiled: "It turns out that you are also very frank. ”

The man in black said: "I killed one just now, and you are the second." ”

The night is very quiet, and it is a standard "moon dark wind high murder night".

There is not one more living person on this hill besides them—perhaps one less tonight. Maybe four less.

There are trees in the courtyard, the wind is blowing, and the trees are moving.

The man in black didn't move.

He stood there silently, as if he had become one with the night of the killing.

No one can help but admit that he is indeed a "murderer".

He did seem to have a murderous aura on him.

The sword has not yet been unsheathed, but the murderous aura has been unsheathed.

Guo Dalu was still slowly undressing in the house.

The man in black was waiting outside, as if he was not in a hurry at all.

Guo Dalu suddenly smiled and said, "This person is very patient. ”

Wang Dong said: "If you want to kill, you must be patient. ”

Guo Dalu said: "Patience can't kill people. ”

Wang said: "You deliberately want him to be anxious, if he is not in a hurry, you are in a hurry, and if you are in a hurry, he will have a chance to kill you." ”

Guo Dalu smiled and said, "So I'm not in a hurry." ”

Yan Qi kept looking at him, and suddenly said, "Not only do you not have to be in a hurry, but you don't have to go out alone." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Although I am cheeky, I am not a coward. ”

Yan Qidao: "To deal with this kind of person, we don't have to talk about morality. ”

Guo Dalu said: "Do you want to fight one of the four?"

Yan Qidao: "Why not?"

Guo Dalu sighed and said, "I really want to do that, but it's a pity that I'm a man." ”

Yan Qi lowered his head and said, "But you...... Are you sure you can deal with him?"

Guo Dalu said: "No." ”

Yan Qi said: "Then you ......"

Guo Dalu interrupted him and said with a smile: "If you are sure to go, if you are not sure, you will go, it is equivalent to drinking if you have money, and you have to drink if you don't have money." ”

Wang Dong smiled and said: "Although this metaphor is bullshit, it illustrates one thing. ”

Yan Qi said: "What's the matter?"

Wang said: "There are some things that must be done. ”

Lin Taiping suddenly said: "Okay, you go, if he kills you, I will avenge you." ”

Guo Dalu smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Although you are a bastard, at least you are righteous enough." ”

Yan Qi suddenly took his hand again and whispered, "Stand away from him, his sword is not long." ”

Guo Dalu smiled: "Don't worry, I won't be fooled." ”

He walked out.

Yan Qi sighed and said, "I really don't understand, why some people always insist on being heroes. ”

Wang Dong said lightly: "Maybe he was originally a hero - some people are born heroes." ”

Lin Taiping sighed: "Yes, whether he is a drunkard or a bastard, but he is indeed a hero, an out-and-out hero." ”

Yan Qi sighed and muttered, "It's a pity that most of the heroes died early. ”

Guo Dalu was already standing in the courtyard, and sure enough, he was standing far away from the man in black.

The man in black said, "Where's your sword?"

Guo Dalu smiled and said, "My sword has been sent to the pawnshop." ”

The man in black sneered, "Do you dare to use the air to me? Are you still afraid that you will not die fast enough?"

Guo Dalu smiled again and said: "Since you want to die, it is better to die faster, so as not to live and suffer the sin of poverty." ”

The man in black said: "Okay, I will fulfill you." ”

Speaking of the word "good", he has drawn his sword with his backhand.

As soon as his hand touched the hilt of the sword, Guo Dalu had already rushed over.

Yan Qi's heart almost jumped out of his cavity.

Does Guo Dalu really want to die quickly? Knowing that the other party is using a short sword, why do you still send it to the door?

The sword flashed, and the sword was unsheathed.

Not a short sword, it's a long sword.

The sword light is like a rainbow flying in the sky, dazzlingly bright.

It's a pity that Guo Dalu has rushed into his arms, and he can't see this sword or this sword light.

There were no flowers in his eyes.

Although he didn't see the sword of the man in black, he saw the weakness of the man in black.

He saw it clearly.

"Bang", the man in black flew out.

His body flew backwards, but the sword light flew forward, and his body slammed into the wall behind him, and the long sword was nailed into the tree in front of him.

When he fell, he stopped moving

Guo Dalu stood there, looking at his fist, as if he felt surprised and strange.

He didn't seem to think that he could knock the opponent out with a single punch.

No one else thought of it.

Yan Qi didn't expect that he was stunned for a long time before rushing out, surprised, liked, and a little frightened, and said with a smile: "I told you to stay away from him, why did you rush over?"

Guo Dalu smiled and said, "Maybe it's because I'm a fool." ”

His smile seemed a bit silly.

But he's not stupid at all – when you think he's stupid, he's smarter, and much smarter than most people.

Yan Qi smiled and said, "Who said you were stupid, it's just that I really don't understand, how can you tell that he didn't use a short sword this time?"

Guo Dalu smiled and said: "I didn't see it at all, I guessed it." ”

Yan Qi was stunned and said, "What if you guess wrong?"

Guo Dalu said: "I can't guess wrong. ”

Yan Qidao: "Why?"

Guo Dalu smiled and said, "Because of my luck." ”

Yan Qi was stunned for a long time, then suddenly laughed and laughed: "Although you are not stupid, you are not honest either, not honest at all." ”

Guo Dalu is indeed not honest.

Because he will play dumb.

Of course, he had seen that the man in black was not using a short sword this time.

Because this time, the hilt of the sword of the man in black was on his left shoulder, but he used his right hand to draw the sword, and when he drew the sword, his chest and abdomen contracted back, and his strength was placed in front.

So there is a weakness between his chest and lower abdomen.

Guo Dalu saw this weakness.

He punched this weak spot.

As long as you can see accurately and judge correctly, one punch is enough, and you don't need a second punch.

The most effective thing is this first punch.

If you can't knock someone down with this punch, you might be knocked down by someone yourself.

The difference between victory and defeat is often only a flash of a day – and often a thought.

Yan Qi suddenly said again: "I still don't understand something." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Oh?"

Yan Qi said: "His hand is much shorter than the sword, why can he pull out the sword as soon as he stretches out his hand?"

Guo Dalu thought about it and said with a smile: "I don't understand either." ”

Wang Dong said: "I understand. ”

He walked over, holding the scabbard of the man in black.

Yan Qi took the scabbard, looked at it, and said with a smile: "I understand it too." ”

Anyone who has ever seen this scabbard will understand it.

There were two stalks in the scabbard, one long and one short. Yan Qi had also thought of this.

He didn't realize that the scabbard was not a real scabbard at all, just a clip.

The sword is not "drawn" from above, but "swung" from the side.

Yan Qi smiled: "It's like an egg." ”

Guo Dalu was stunned and said, "Like an egg?"

Yan Qi said: "Do you know what method you have to use to stand the egg on the table?"

Guo Dalu said: "I don't know. ”

Yan Qi said with a smile: "Idiot, as long as you knock the big end of the egg, the egg will be able to stand." ”

Guo Dalu smiled: "You are really a genius, this method is really bad for how you thought of it."

Some things in the world are like eggs.

What you think is complicated is often very simple.

Some people are also like eggs.

No matter how useless a person is, you just have to knock his head and he will be able to stand up on his own.

There is an extra grave in the courtyard.

Dog grave.

Yan Qi personally put the black dog into the coffin, and sighed gloomily: "You came from the coffin, and now you are going to the coffin again, I knew this was the case, why did you come." ”

Guo Dalu smiled bitterly: "If he doesn't come, we will go to the coffin." ”

Lin Taiping sighed: "When it came." I kicked it, but it saved our lives. ”

Wang Dong said: "Dogs are not like people, dogs do not hold grudges, but only remember the kindness of others. ”

Guo Dalu said: "Yes, as long as you have eaten a bone for the dog, it will definitely wag its tail the next time it sees you, but some ungrateful people, no matter how much benefit you have given him, he will bite you when he turns around, so ......"

Lin Taiping continued: "So dogs are more righteous than people, at least more righteous than some people. ”

Guo Dalu said: "So we should erect a monument for it." ”

Lin Taiping said: "What is written on the stele?" Guo Dalu said: "The tomb of the righteous dog." ”

Yan Qi shook his head and said, "The word righteous dog is not enough, don't forget, it is also our savior......

Wang said: "The monument may as well be erected later, but the sacrificial text must be read first." ”

Guo Dalu said: "You can make a sacrifice?"

Wang Dong nodded, suddenly stood up, and said loudly: "A dog in the coffin, friends and friends, if you don't come, we have already left, on the fifteenth day of the new year, fragrant flowers drink wine, woo hoo mourning......"

Pigs can't be too fat, and people can't be too smart.

Fat pigs are always slaughtered first, and if people want to live happily, they have to be a little stupid and do a few stupid things.

That doesn't mean they're stupid.

They certainly know that cats don't cook on their own, and dogs don't put themselves in coffins.

This cat and this dog must have an owner. Who is this man?

Yan Qi said: "When this person sent the coffin, he must have known that Nangong Chou was not dead. ”

Guo Dalu said: "Yes, he sent this coffin to tell us that Nangong Chou is not dead." ”

Yan Qi nodded and said, "He already knew about Nangong Chou's conspiracy. ”

Guo Dalu said: "But why didn't he explain it to us?

Yan Qi said: "Because he doesn't want to meet us." ”

Lin Taiping said: "Why? Since he has no malice, why should he be so sneaky?"

Guo Dalu said: "I think this person must be a woman." ”

Yan Qi said: "How can you see it?"

Guo Dalu said: "Only women will do these sneaky and inexplicable things. ”

Yan Qi said with a straight face: "Even if a woman does this kind of thing, it's only because men are more inexplicable." ”

Guo Dalu smiled: "Don't forget that you are also a man." ”

Yan Qi said: "Don't forget that you were also born by a woman." ”

Wang Dong looked at Yan Qi, and suddenly said: "Men are born to look down on women, and women are also born to look down on men, this is a matter of course, thousands of years ago, and it must still be like this after thousands of years, so ......"

Yan Qidao: "So what?"

Wang said: "So there is nothing to argue about this kind of matter, and I don't understand why you are always particularly interested in this issue. ”

He sighed and continued, "I've had enough questions, and now there's one more. ”

Guo Dalu said: "What's the more problem?"

Wang said: "Nangong is ugly. ”

Nangong Chou didn't die, because no one wanted to kill him.

None of them wanted to kill, especially someone who had been defeated. Nangong Chou at least said one thing correctly: "Some people are born with no killing, and they will never learn it." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Yes, he is indeed a problem. ”

Lin Taiping said: "Hasn't he been locked up by us?"

Guo Dalu said: "Yes. ”

Lin Taiping said: "Are you afraid that he will escape?"

Guo Dalu said: "He can't escape." ”

If a person has been tied up like a rice dumpling, no one can think of escape.

Lin Taiping said: "Since you can't escape, what's the problem?"

Guo Dalu said: "The problem is here, since he can't escape, we have to watch him, right?"

Lin Taiping nodded.

Guo Dalu smiled bitterly: "We can't even support ourselves, how can we afford to support others?"

Lin Taiping finally understood, frowned, and said, "We might as well let him go." ”

Guo Dalu said: "This kind of person can't be let go." ”

Lin Taiping said: "Then do we have to raise him for a lifetime?"

Guo Dalu said: "So that's the problem. ”

Yan Qi suddenly said: "We can ask him to support himself." ”

Guo Dalu's eyes immediately lit up, and he said, "Yes, he is much richer than us." ”

Yan Qidao: "At least he just got a vote from Feng Qiwu." ”

Guo Dalu stood up and said, "I'll just ask him, where did you hide those jewels?"

Yan Qi said: "Can you ask?"

Guo Dalu said with a smile: "Although I am not a stick, I also have my own methods." ”

Yan Qi smiled and said, "It seems that this person has learned a few sets from the clamping stick. ”