There is a firewood house in the back garden.

It seems that the firewood room is not a firewood pile, but a person, and whoever catches the robber will lock him up in the firewood room.

There are spiders, rats, dog poop and cat urine in this wood room, broken pots and bowls, and leftover coal dust...... There was almost everything, but there was no firewood, not even a single piece of firewood.

And no one either.

Nangong Ugly, who was tied up like a zongzi, is gone.

There was only a pile of rope left on the ground.

Guo Dalu was stunned for a long time, picked up a broken rope and looked at it: "This was cut by a knife." ”

Yan Qi said: "And it's a quick knife." ”

Only the rope cut with a quick knife will make the cut so neat.

Lin Taiping frowned and said: "In this way, he didn't escape by himself, someone must come to save him." ”

Guo Dalu said with a smile: "I really can't imagine that even this kind of person will have friends." ”

Yan Qi said: "Could it be those two little ghosts?"

Guo Dalu said: "No, they have neither such great ability, nor are they so bold, and they are ......"

He suddenly smiled again and said, "Where children are, they are just like women. ”

Yan Qidao: "Which point?"

Guo Dalu said: "Children are not very righteous...... They simply don't understand. ”

Yan Qi glared at him, and Lin Taiping had already hurriedly said, "Could it be a golden retriever poodle?"

Guo Dalu said: "How do you think of him?"

Lin Taiping said: "I didn't see the golden retriever poodle that day, maybe Nangong Chou had let him go, maybe they were colluding at all." ”

Guo Dalu shook his head and said, "Even if a person like Nangong Chou can do anything, at least there is one thing that he will never do." ”

Lin Taiping said: "Which thing?"

Guo Dalu said: "He will never keep others to share the spoils with him." ”

He smiled and explained, "If there are three bowls of rice on the table, even if he can't eat them, he won't leave one bowl for others to share, and even if he dies, he will eat them all." ”

Lin Taiping said: "Do you think that the stick and the golden retriever poodle have been killed by him?"

Guo Dalu nodded and said, "I'm hungry." ”

This statement has nothing to do with what they are talking about now, not even at all.

You can't imagine a person suddenly saying this at such a moment.

Lin Taiping looked at him, his eyes wide open. Wang Dong and Yan Qi were also looking at him, as if they wanted to study this person, was the structure different from others?

Guo Dalu smiled and said: "When I said three bowls of rice, I already found that I was hungry, and when I talked about eating, I already thought that you hadn't eaten for at least half a day. ”

Wang Dong said: "When you say something, what will come to mind?"

Guo Dalu said: "It seems to be." ”

Wang Dong said: "When you talk about shit, do you think of ......?"

Before he finished his words, Guo Dalu suddenly turned around and ran out.

I ran to the toilet.

Wang Dong looked at it, his eyes straightened, as if he had been stunned.

Yan Qi let out a long sigh, and couldn't help but smile: "This person is really a genius. ”

Lin Taiping smiled: "There may not be many such geniuses in the world. ”

Yan Qi said: "Not only are there not many, I'm afraid there is only one like this." ”

Wang Dong finally sighed and said, "Fortunately, there is only one."

This is also the conclusion.

If there were a few more people like Guo Dalu, the world might be happier.

* * *

Perhaps the closest animals to humans are cats and dogs. Some people love to have dogs, and some people think that there is no difference between having a cat and having a dog.

Actually, they are very different.

Cats are not like dogs. I don't like going out, I don't like running outside.

Cats like to stay at home, at most by the fire.

Cats love to eat fish, especially fish heads.

Cats also like to lie in people's arms and love people to gently touch their neck and ears.

If you feed it on time every day, often hold it in your arms, and gently pet it, it will definitely like you very much and be your good friend.

But you must not think that it only likes you alone, it belongs to you alone.

Cats are by no means as faithful as dogs. When you don't have fish on your plate, it tends to slip into someone's house and quickly becomes that person's friend.

The next time you see it, it may not recognize you, it may have forgotten you.

Cats certainly don't seem as fierce as dogs, but they are much more cruel than dogs. When it catches a mouse, even if it is hungry, it will never swallow it in one bite.

It must make the rat dizzy before it can enjoy it.

The cat's "hands and feet" are very soft, and it does not make a sound when it walks, but if you provoke it, its soft "hands" will suddenly reveal sharp claws, and scratch your head and bleed.

If a cat is not like a dog, what is it like?