The family's door was open to the south, and a pair of knockers glittered in the sun.

As soon as Guo Dalu entered this alley, he saw this pair of knockers.

After a long time, his eyes were still fixed on the knockers, as if he had never seen them in his life.

In fact, he really rarely had the opportunity to see such a strange thing in his life.

Every house has a gate, and every gate has a knocker.

This is not unusual at all.

What is strange is that the knocker on the door of this family is actually made of gold.

When Guo Dalu was looking at this knocker, Yan Qi looked at him.

Recently, there seems to be a rope stringing them together, where Guo Dalu is, Yan Qi is there.

After a long time, Guo Dalu sighed and said, "This family must be a nouveau riche." ”

Yan Qi blinked and said, "Nouveau riche?"

Guo Dalu said: "Only the nouveau riche would do this kind of thing. ”

Yan Qidao: "What kind of thing is this?"

Guo Dalu said: "This kind of thing can make people laugh off their big teeth." ”

Yan Qidao: "You're wrong!"

Guo Dalu said: "What am I wrong?"

Yan Qidao: "This family is not only not a nouveau riche, but also one of the few big families in the rivers and lakes. ”

Guo Dalu said: "Oh?"

Yan Qi said slowly: "Although it is very cheesy and ridiculous to use gold to make a door knocker, no one will find it ridiculous if he does it like this." ”

Guo Dalu said: "I just think it's ridiculous. ”

Yan Qi said: "That's just because you don't know who he is." ”

Guo Dalu said: "I know. ”

Yan Qidao: "Do you really know?"

Guo Dalu said: "He is a person, a person who is full of copper smell and wealthy, for fear that others will not know that he is rich." I don't want to know him, I don't want to make friends with him, and no matter what I do, this kind of person has nothing to do with me. ”

Yan Qi smiled and said, "It's a pity that this kind of person has something to do with you now, right?"

Guo Dalu said: "What does it matter? He is not my creditor!"

Yan Qi smiled: "That's not it, we're not poor enough yet." ”

Guo Dalu breathed a sigh of relief and said, "So, you told me to travel for a long time and rush here, is it just to see this pair of knockers?"

Yan Qi said: "It's not. ”

Guo Dalu looked a little worried, looked at Yan Qi, and said, "I know that you must not have any good ideas, so you have always refused to say it happily." ”

Yan Qi smiled: "Don't worry, at least I won't sell you to others, I'm still reluctant." ”

His face seemed to be a little red.

Guo Dalu looked more worried, and said: "If a person doesn't do something wrong, he will never blush." ”

Yan Qidao: "Whose face is red?"

Guo Dalu said: "You." ”

Yan Qi turned his head and said, "I see that your eyes are dazzling." ”

Guo Dalu's eyes rolled straight, and he suddenly said, "I understand." ”

Yan Qidao: "What do you understand?"

Guo Dalu said: "There must be an unmarried old girl in this family, and you want me to use a beautiful man." ”

Yan Qi couldn't help but laugh and said, "You think you're beautiful?"

Guo Dalu said: "Although it is not beautiful, it is the kind of man that women like at first sight." ”

Yan Qi sighed and said, "You really don't know how long your face is. ”

Guo Dalu also sighed and said, "It's a pity that you are not a woman, otherwise you will definitely fall in love with me." ”

Yan Qi's face seemed to be red again, but he deliberately said with a straight face: "If I were a woman, I would kick you into the gutter now." ”

Guo Dalu said: "No matter what you say, I will never be fooled by you this time anyway." ”

Yan Qi said: "What are you doing?" ”

Guo Dalu said: "That old girl must be ugly and weird, maybe she is still a hemp, so she can't get married, even if she has a dowry of eight hundred taels of silver, she doesn't want to ask me to marry her." ”

Yan Qi looked at him with his eyes and said coldly: "What if she looks young and peugeot?"

Guo Dalu laughed and said: "Then you can discuss, who called you my good friend? For the sake of my friend, I am willing to do anything." ”

Yan Qi said: "Now I just want you to do one thing, I don't know if you are willing or not?"

Guo Dalu said: "You say." ”

Yan Qi said: "I just want you to go to the front of the gutter to take a picture of your face, and then buy a piece of stinky tofu to hit your head and die." ”

The alley was very wide, and suddenly, a four-horse cart rushed into the alley.

Although this alley is very wide, if Guo Dalu and Yan Qi don't dodge quickly, they will inevitably be knocked down.

Guo Dalu glared at the carriage that had rushed over, and said hatefully: "This road is not his alone, why is he so rampage?"

Yan Qi said: "Just a little." ”

Guo Dalu said: "What's the point?"

Yan Qidao: "Just because this alley was originally his own." ”

Guo Dalu was stunned, only to find that there was really only that family in the alley.

The carriage had stopped outside the family's gate, and a dozen or so men rushed out of the gate that had been quiet.

There seemed to be a person in the car window who stretched out his head and glanced at Guo Dalu and them, but Guo Dalu didn't see this person's face clearly, only that his eyes seemed to be brighter than ordinary people.

Yan Qidao: "It seems that I'm afraid that Jin Dashuai is back." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Who is Jin Dashuai?"

Yan L said: "It's the rich person you said." ”

Guo Dalu said: "I really didn't say it wrong. ”

He sneered and said, "Jin Dashuai, hmph, when you hear this name, you should know what kind of person he is." ”

Yan Qidao: "A rich person is not necessarily a good person. ”

Guo Dalu said: "But why does he want to be called Dashuai?"

Yan Qidao: "First, because he already has a handsome style. Second, because others like to call him handsome. ”

Guo Dalu said: "It seems that you also admire him." ”

Yan Qi said: "Can I admire him?"

Guo Dalu said: "Yes, of course you can...... But can I not admire him?"

Yan Qi said: "No." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Why can't you?"

Yan Qi said: "Haven't you always admired yourself?"

Guo Dalu said: "Hehe. ”

Yan Qidao: "So you should also admire him, because he is the same person as you, and he is also very bold and has a great way." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Hehe. ”

Yan Qidao: "What do you mean, hehe?"

Guo Dalu said: "Hehe, it means that I don't believe it." ”

Yan Qing said: "You will believe him when you see him." ”

Guo Dalu said: "I don't want to see him at all." ”

Yan Qi said: "But you have to go to see him." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Why?"

Yan Qi said: "Because if you don't go to see him, you can only look at the faces of those creditors." ”

What could be more ugly in the world than the face of a creditor?

As soon as he thought of those people, Guo Dalu's brows furrowed, and he said sneeringly: "You...... Do you want me to borrow money from someone I don't know?"

Yan Qi said: "I know your skin is not so thick. ”

Guo Dalu said: "Then what did you ask me to see him for?"

Yan Qi groaned and said, "There are many weirdos in the martial arts, such as the father of the sour plum soup. ”

Guo Dalu said: "You mean that old-timer called 'Stone God'?"

Yan Qi nodded and said, "Do you know where the name 'Stone God' came from?"

Guo Dalu said: "Because he only uses weapons made of stones, and he uses them very well." ”

Yan Qi said: "That's right." ”

He then said: "But stone tools were originally used by people in ancient times, because people did not know how to smelt iron into steel at that time, and now there are all kinds of strange weapons, but he still likes to use clumsy and heavy stone weapons, do you think he is a strange person?"

Guo Dalu said: "Yes." Merely...... What does he have to do with this Jin Dashuai?"

Yan Shu said: "Jin Dashuai, like him, is also a strange person, and the weapons he uses are also very strange. ”

Guo Dalu said: "What weapon does he use?"

Yan Qidao: "He only uses weapons made of gold, and they are made of pure gold. ”

Guo Dalu blinked, as if he had somewhat understood what he meant.

Yan Qidao: "The weapon he is best at using is the Golden Bow Divine Bullet, which is a chain of bullets, and it is thirty-seven twenty-one as soon as he gets his hands on it, and there are few people in the rivers and lakes who can dodge." ”

Guo Dalu said: "The marbles are also golden?"

Yan Qi said: "Pure gold." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Do you want me to go and do something with him, catch his golden bullets, and take them back to pay off the debt?"

Yan Qi smiled and said: "It is said that his golden marbles are at least several taels each, and one shot is twenty-one, as long as you can catch him three or four rounds, you don't have to look at the faces of those creditors." ”

Guo Dalu shook his head vigorously and said, "I don't do it, I will never do this kind of thing." ”

Yan Qidao: "Why?"

Guo Dalu said: "There is no why, if you don't do it, you don't do it." ”

Yan Qi's eyes rolled, and he smiled faintly: "Oh...... I see, you're afraid of ......"

Guo Dalu said loudly: "What am I afraid of?"

Yan Qi said leisurely: "Of course you're not afraid of him, you're just afraid of being fat." ”

Guo Dalu was stunned and said, "Afraid of fat?"

Yan Qi said: "Although gold is softer than iron, if a marble of five or six taels hits a person, it will still hurt very much." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Hmph." ”

Yan Qidao: "If it hurts, it will be swollen, and if it is swollen, it will be fat, and if it is fat, it will not look good." ”

He smiled faintly again, and continued: "So even if you don't go, I won't blame you, if you suddenly gain weight, others may think that you have taken pig medicine." ”

Guo Dalu glared at him, stared at him for a long time, and said with a straight face: "Funny funny, it's so fucking funny." ”

Yan Qidao: "If a person is swollen, it is really funny." ”

Guo Dalu glared at him again, turned his head and left.

Yan Qi grabbed him and said, "Where are you going?"

Guo Dalu said coldly: "I've been too hungry and thin recently, and I was going to think about getting fatter." ”

Yan Qiyan smiled and said, "Do you want to rush in like this and find someone to fight?"

Guo Dalu said: "What other way can I fight with others? Do you kneel to beg him?"

Yan Qi smiled: "Even if you really kneel and beg him, he may not make a move." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Oh?"

Yan Qi said with a smile: "Twenty-one marbles, after all, are worth a lot of money, and he is not crazy, how can he use them to beat people casually, not to mention, if he really kills someone, it is not fun." ”

Guo Dalu almost screamed, and said: "You forced me just now, it was you who wanted me to go, and now you are the one who stopped me and didn't want me to go, what the hell are you doing?"

Yan Qidao: "It's not that I don't want you to go, it's just that if you want to fight with Jin Dashuai, you have to have a way." ”

Guo Dalu said: "What method?"

Yan Qidao: "Think about it, what kind of person does it take to make Jin Dashuai make a move?"

Guo Dalu said: "I can't think of it, and I don't bother to think about it." ”

Yan Yu said: "There are only two kinds of people?"

Guo Dalu said: "What two kinds of people?"

Yan Qi said: "The first is of course his enemy, if an enemy comes to the door, of course he will take action immediately, but it's a pity...... You don't have any hatred for him. ”

He sighed, as if he felt sorry.

Guo Dalu said with a straight face: "Do you want me to snatch his wife and create some hatred first?"

Yan Qi said with a smile: "It is said that his wife is fat and ugly, and she is a tigress, if you really snatch her away, Jin Dashuai may be very grateful to you." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Hmph, funny funny." ”

Yan Qi said: "Fortunately, in addition to this, there is another way. ”

Guo Dalu said: "Hmm!"

Yan Qi said: "No one in the martial arts wants to bow his head to others to show weakness, so if someone comes to the door openly and competes with him, he has no way not to make a move." ”

He suddenly pulled out a red prayer note from his arms, and said solemnly: "But of course this person must also be a person with a name and a surname, for example, you are clumsy, drunk and crawling all over the ground, and the king of the king is a big stupid bird...... Do you say?"

The all-red prayer post is very elegant.

There is a very loud name written on it: "A thousand arms are coming, the ghost shadow can't be touched, the fast hand is drunk, Guo Dalu worships." ”

The concierge of the Jin Mansion is very old, and his face is full of cunning and cunning, he took this post, looked at it first, and didn't even look surprised on his face, but asked lightly: "Where is this Guo Daxia now?"

Guo Dalu said: "It's here." ”

The old porter raised his head and looked at him twice, and said with a dry smile: "It turns out that Your Excellency is Guo Daxia, disrespectful and disrespectful." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Hmph." ”

The old doorman looked at him with a smile, and said, "Guo Daxia came here, do you want to find our master to compete in the kung fu of hidden weapons?"

Guo Dalu said: "How do you know?"

The old porter smiled like an old fox, and said leisurely: "There are always a few heroes coming every month, if I can't see what Your Excellency is here for, it will be a strange thing." ”

Guo Dalu sank his face and said, "Since you can see it, why don't you report it quickly?"

The old concierge glanced at him up and down a few times, and said, "It looks like Guo Daxia hasn't been drunk today, right?"

Guo Dalu said coldly: "A drunken man doesn't have to get drunk every day. ”

The old porter said: "Then I advise Guo Daxia to go back quickly." ”

Guo Dalu said: "Why?"

The old porter laughed even more angrily, and said lightly: "Because there are too many heroes who come here, our master said that he was dizzy when he saw the heroes, and he had already instructed me, he would see any kind of person, even the turtle bastard, robbers and thieves can be invited in, but the hero...... Hehe, he'll never see him. ”

The post returned to Yan Qi's hand.

Guo Dalu's face was flushed with anger, and he said, "This is all your good idea." I have never lost this kind of person in my life, especially the old fox, who seems to see me as a thief, and the way he smiles without smiling can make people angry to death. ”

Yan Qi blinked and said, "Why didn't you give him two slaps?"

Guo Dalu said: "Because I was originally a thief, I was a thief with a weak heart, and people didn't give me two slaps, which is already very polite, why am I embarrassed to beat people?"

Yan Qi smiled.

Of course, he looked much better than the old porter.

As soon as he saw his smile, Guo Dalu's anger seemed to be a little smaller.

Yan Qi smiled: "It turns out that your skin is not too thick, a little thinner than the city wall. ”

Guo Dalu sighed and said with a wry smile: "So I just want to go as quickly as possible now, the sooner the better." ”

Yan Qi grabbed him again and said, "What are you anxious about, I have other ways." ”

Guo Dalu seemed to be taken aback, and said with a bitter face: "Can you not come up with other ideas?"

Yan Qi said: "No." ”

Guo Dalu covered his ears with his hands and said, "Can I not listen?"

Yan Qi said: "No." ”

He pulled Guo Dalu's hand away with force, and said with a smile: "This idea is much better than just now, you have to listen to it." ”

Guo Dalu smiled bitterly: "Your not-so-good idea has almost thrown away all my people, how can I stand this good idea?"

Yan Qidao: "Do you really think this matter is a shame?"

Guo Dalu only sighed.

Yan Qidao: "Let me ask you, the big centipede hit you with a hidden weapon, if you catch it, will you send it back to him?"

Guo Dalu said: "I'm not crazy, why do you want to send it back to him? Do you still want him to beat me again?"

Yan Qi said: "That's right. ”

Guo Dalu said: "What's right?"

Yan Qidao: "If he uses a hidden weapon to hit us, as long as we can catch his hidden weapon, it is our ability, right?"

Guo Dalu said: "Yes." ”

Yan Qidao: "If a person makes money with his own ability, there is nothing to be ashamed of, right?"

Guo Dalu said: "Yes." ”

Yan Qi said: "What points are right now?"

Guo Dalu said: "Three points." ”

Yan Qi said: "Then what else do you have to say?"

Guo Dalu said: "No. ”

Yan Qi said, "Do you still want to listen to my idea?"

Guo Dalu sighed again and said with a wry smile: "I just want to die." ”

In fact, knowing that you can't pay, it's also a shame to have to go to the credit account.

But Guo Dalu took the plunge and went on credit.

He was originally the most face-saving person, why would he do such a thing?

For friends, of course.

No matter who makes a friend in this life, if he is willing to be ashamed of him, he is not wronged if he dies.