Chapter 31 The Old Fox and the Drunken Man
Guo Dalu doesn't like to scold, and he doesn't know how to scold, but his voice is really loud.
He stood at the gate of the Jin family and cursed, and even Yan Qi outside the alley could hear it clearly.
There is a big poplar tree near the entrance of the alley, and there is a stone pier under the tree.
Yan Qi stood on the stone pier and listened to Guo Dalu scolding, with a very appreciative expression on his face, as if he was listening to a famous actor singing.
Because Guo Dalu didn't scold him.
Guo Dalu scolded Jin Dashuai.
"The surname is Jin, you are obviously a person, why do you hide in the house and be a turtle with a shrunken head? What are you afraid of, is it that your nose has been crooked, so you dare not come out to meet people?"
The more Yan Qi listened, the more proud he became, because he taught Guo Dalu these words.
"Since Jin Dashuai refused to see you, he stood at his door and scolded until he came out. ”
This method is called scolding war, and it is also a very old strategy, and it is usually very effective.
When the two armies face each other, as long as one side cannot hold out, the other side will send people to scold the battle, and the other side will not stand the scolding, and when they come out to meet the battle, it will be considered a success.
It is said that Zhuge Liang scolded Cao Cao like this.
Guo Dalu refused to do this, but Yan Qi's words moved him.
"Even Mr. Zhuge can use this strategy, why can't you?"
Since this is a strategy, not a scoundrel's behavior, Guo Dalu went to scold, and he scolded him so much.
As long as Jin Dashuai can hear it, it is strange not to be scolded by him.
Strange things happen every year.
Guo Dalu's voice scolded people, and even people three streets away couldn't hear it.
But the gate of the Jin family still didn't move at all.
Is Jin Dashuai a deaf man?
Before others were scolded, Guo Dalu himself couldn't hold his breath first. What Yan Qi taught him, he had already scolded several times, others were not tired of hearing it, but he himself was already tired of scolding, and he wanted to find a few fresh words to scold, but he couldn't think of it.
At this moment, the treacherous and cunning porter Shi Shiran walked out, still carrying a chair in his hand.
A very comfortable rattan chair.
The old fox actually moved the rattan chair in front of Guo Dalu and put it down gently, but his face was still smiling and not smiling, and he didn't even have a little anger.
Guo Dalu was stunned, and couldn't help but say, "What are you doing here?"
The old porter smiled and said, "This is what our master specially asked me to send." ”
Guo Dalu said: "Did he hear me scolding him?"
The old porter said: "Although our master is not young, his ears are not deaf. ”
Guo Dalu said: "What did he ask you to send this rattan chair for?"
The old porter said: "He was afraid that Guo Daxia would be too tired to scold, so he asked Guo Daxia to sit down and scold, and said that if Guo Daxia was thirsty when he scolded, no matter if he wanted tea or wine, he just commanded, and I would send it to Guo Daxia immediately." ”
He smiled again, and continued: "Although there are many heroes who have come here, none of them have scolded more than Guo Daxia, so our master hopes that Guo Daxia will scold more time, if he can scold a little louder, it will be better." ”
Guo Dalu looked at this rattan chair, was stunned for a long time, didn't even say a word, turned his head and left.
The old porter was still laughing in the back: "Guo Daxia is leaving, don't send it, don't send it, please come over at any time when you have time in the future, there is not only tea and wine here, but also medicine for treating hoarseness." ”
Guo Dalu almost had a crooked nose.
Yan Qi looked at him, shook his head and said, "I told you to be angry with others, but you yourself were half angry, why bother?"
Guo Dalu said hatefully: "If you see the appearance of that old fox, it would be strange if you were not angry with him to death." ”
Yan Qidao: "No matter what he says, you treat him as if he was farting, isn't he angry?"
Guo Dalu said: "No matter what I say, he is really when I am farting." ”
Yan Qi blinked and said, "He really scolded you for farting?"
Guo Dalu said: "Although I didn't say it, it was more hateful than saying it." ”
Yan Qidao: "You can actually stand it?"
Guo Dalu said: "If you can't stand it, you have to bear it." ”
Yan Qidao: "Why?"
Guo Dalu said: "Because I was originally farting." ”
Yan Qi smiled. Of course, the way he smiled was still much better than the old porter, but it didn't seem to be as good as before.
Guo Dalu looked at him and said with a straight face: "How many good ideas do you have, just say it once." ”
Yan Qidao: "Do you still want to hear it?"
Guo Dalu said: "Forget it about listening to death, one less to listen to death." ”
Yan Qihu also sighed and said with a wry smile: "It's a pity that I don't have any ideas." ”
Guo Dalu said coldly: "How can a genius like you become unidead?"
Yan Qi sighed: "You said that the porter is an old fox, in my opinion, Jin Dashuai is really an old fox." ”
Guo Dalu said coldly: "Didn't you say that he has always been very bold and generous?"
Yan Qidao: "When he really does it with you, if he can't beat you, he will have to pay hundreds of taels of gold, and if he hurts you, he will also have to pay hundreds of taels of silver for medical expenses." ”
He sighed again and said, "I think Jin Dashuai must have been fooled many times recently and learned to be obedient many times, so he has finally figured out this truth, how can he be fooled again?"
Guo Dalu said: "If he is not fooled, I will be fooled." ”
Yan Qiyan said: "Actually, you can't be fooled; ”
Guo Dalu said: "Can I scold again?"
Yan Qidao: "Who do you want to scold this time?"
Guo Dalu said: "Scold you." ”
Suddenly, a horse galloped, Guo Dalu was so angry that he was not interested in anything, and he didn't bother to look back, Yan Qi, who was standing opposite him, lowered his head, as if he didn't want to be seen by the people on the horse, but the eyes of the people on the horse were very sharp, the horse had just rushed into the alley, and suddenly there was a long howl, and the person stood up.
Immediately, the handsome riding skills of the people, as soon as the reins were pulled, the people had jumped up, turned over in the air, and landed lightly in front of Guo Dalu and them, and their clothes and eyes were redder than plums, and they were dazzlingly red.