Who scarces your body!

Accustomed to Deadpool's escape, Zhen Hao was powerless to complain about this topic and chose to ignore it.

"Wade, how did you do it in the way you crossed?"

Although he knew that Deadpool had the ability to break the fourth wall, Zhen Hao, who had never eaten pork and had never seen a pig run, did not know the specific details of Deadpool's crossing.

In Deadpool II, Zhen Hao learns that Deadpool stole the time device of the cable and goes back in time to save his pregnant girlfriend.

But in the easter egg at the end, Deadpool's ability is not simply a time rewind.

He also enters other worlds, breaking the fourth wall by the way, killing Deadpool who is slipped in his mouth and Lord Garner, who is smiling and looking at the Green Lantern script.

That is, to kill himself!

So when Deadpool began to cross, Zhen Hao focused all his attention to see how Deadpool entered other worlds.

The result was very confused, and the system would at least have a toilet-like circle, but Deadpool looked relaxed, walked to the door of his and Niu Erhua's room as if walking, and raised his hand to push the door open.

From the outside, the room was still in the original layout, but when Zhen Hao and his party walked in, they found that they were already in an unknown world.

"What else can I do, I just wear it if I want to, and something as simple as eating and drinking water doesn't have any technical content. Deadpool said lightly, his face full of unconcern.

But the snickering eyes and the little hands that had nowhere to put revealed his excitement at the moment.

Pretending to be forced in front of Zhen Hao for the first time!

"100,000 US dollars!"

"......"

As soon as a word popped out, the joy on Deadpool's face suddenly stiffened, and he remembered that Zhen Hao had enough wealth in his hand to make him die suddenly, and suddenly felt that 100,000 yuan was not fragrant.

With a tangled and hesitant face, Deadpool coughed lightly and said: "What's inside, big brother, you also know, this kind of secret that can be traversed, ordinary people will definitely not tell others if they are not sick in their brains, but you are my eldest brother, and you are not someone else's ......."

As he spoke, Deadpool gritted his teeth, as if he had made up his mind.

"That's it, for the sake of your face, big brother, 200,000 US dollars, only 200,000 US dollars, I will tell you this big secret...... By the way, and the 300,000 dollars I owe you will also be written off!"

Zhen Hao didn't speak, sat on the chair and crossed Erlang's legs and looked at Deadpool who was lying on the ground and bargaining with him.

In the first three seconds, Deadpool was still stubbornly looking at Zhen Hao, and after another three seconds, Deadpool's gaze began to dodge, and then after another three seconds, Deadpool completely lowered his head.

"Okay, 100,000 US dollars is 100,000 US dollars, whoever made you my good big brother. ”

Deadpool lowered his head in frustration and compromised, "Speaking of my ability to travel through the world, I have to ask the abstract cartoonist of the sand sculptures, and he said I can do it, and then I can do it." ”

"As for the principle, I don't know. ”

Hold back and ask, ask is the setting!

Zhen Hao sighed, didn't say anything, picked up the small rustle on the ground and put it on Deadpool's head.

"Bang~!"

With a clean gunshot, Deadpool fell to the bottom, scattering flecks of scarlet again on the floor he had just wiped.

Three minutes later, Deadpool's head healed, he pursed his lips and began to clean up the garbage with his head down.

Then he saw that the floor he had just wiped was blurry again, and Deadpool fell to his knees, wailing, and couldn't control his emotions for a while.

At that moment, a glittering gold coin poked in front of his eyes.

The wails stopped, and Deadpool grabbed it in his hands with lightning speed.

Or the gold coin of the god-king Odin.

"Big brother, you are so good to me, I know that big brother must be a true man who keeps his word!" Deadpool said with a touched face.

The next moment, as if he had thought of something, he continued with a little blush on his face: "Big brother, you are so good to me...... No one has ever treated me so well as you——— huh~!"

As he spoke, Deadpool suddenly squirmed shyly and made strange noises.

"Or ...... Or I'll fulfill your wishes, big brother, I'm willing to contribute my part ...... to a good big brother."

"Bang~!"

Zhen Hao didn't wait for Deadpool to finish speaking, pulled the trigger with a disgusted face, and sent him into the small black room again.

Even so, Zhen Hao's stomach was still faintly nauseated, and he really suffered a huge impact.

Niu Erhua's face on the side was not good-looking, she took Xiao Shasha from Zhen Hao's hand, squatted next to Deadpool and began to receive the corpse.

Deadpool had disgusted her just now, too.

Zhen Hao didn't pay attention to poor Deadpool, walked to the door, opened the door of the church, and began to observe the situation around the church.

Outside the church, it was already getting dark, about the same time as Parker's World, about four or five o'clock in the afternoon.

In front of the church is a wide road, flanked by houses that look like small assets, and many tall buildings can be seen faintly in the distance.

Obviously, this is a marginal location in the city, more than the upper and lower than the bottom.

"Excuse me, are you a priest?"

On the road, a white old lady saw Zhen Hao standing at the door of the church and asked suspiciously.

At this time, Zhen Hao was wearing a priest's suit specially customized for him by the old nun Anna, which was made by hand, and the manual fee cost 30,000 US dollars.

Zhen Hao took out a light blue cross and hung it around his neck, smiled and nodded indifferently: "That's right, I am a kind, friendly, helpful, and interested priest. ”

The expression on the white old lady's face was a little stiff, and just listening to these words, she expressed high doubts about the identity of Father Zhen Hao.

But looking at the cross on Zhen Hao's chest that faintly shimmered with a hazy white light, she felt unprecedented peace and serenity in it.

The difference between the two is too big, and the old lady is stupid, and she can't tell whether she should trust her ears or her intuition.

"Bang~!"

At this moment, the sound of gunshots rang out from inside the dilapidated church, making it clear to the old grandmother of the Eagle Country, who happily shoots every day.

Her face changed slightly, faintly pale, and the old white lady's mind flashed through countless horror stories similar to those of ——— killers disguised as priests and killing in uninhabited churches.

"It's getting late, I have to go back to cooking, so I won't bother you here, I'll leave at once!"

As the words fell, the white old lady disappeared in front of Zhen Hao with a speed that did not match her bloated body and her white hair.

The speed was so fast that Zhen Hao didn't even have a chance to raise his hand to ask where this was.

He poked his head out and looked at the road on the left and right, but found no other passers-by.

Zhen Hao shook his head and closed the door of the church, pulled away Niu Erhua, who still wanted to continue guarding the corpse, and then sat on the chair together and waited quietly for Deadpool to get up from the ground.

Three minutes later, the moment Deadpool regained consciousness, a lazy donkey rolled and hid aside, trying to avoid Niu Erhua's cruel and ruthless corpse guarding.

As a talkative person, he didn't have a chance to speak for more than ten minutes, which made him feel like he was crawling with countless worms all over his body.

Itching from the soles of the feet all the way to the bone marrow hematopoietic stem cells!

"Wade, what kind of world is this?" Zhen Hao asked.

Finding that Niu Erhua seemed to have turned evil into good, Deadpool breathed a sigh of relief and regained his cheap appearance: "Obviously, if I want to recruit members of the X-Strike Team, I will definitely choose the relevant world of X-Men, and by the way, take care of her young mother for Cable." ”

I think you just want to be the father of the cable!

Unable to complain about Deadpool's dirty thoughts, Zhen Hao pursed his lips and continued: "Then why are you bringing us to this small church? Isn't it fragrant to go directly to the Little Genius Academy? There are men, women, and children there, and they will definitely meet any of your needs." ”

"No, they won't let us in. Deadpool shook his head, "You're normal...... Not a mutant anyway, and I'm a man-made, so they're definitely not going to welcome us. ”

"No, didn't you be an X-Men for a while? didn't they accept you at that time?" Zhen Hao asked.

Deadpool shrugged, "As you said big brother, so I just worked as SWAT X for a while." ”

Zhen Hao was speechless, I have to say, this is a sad story.

"Bang~Bang~Bang~!" knocked on the door vigorously...... The door was broken, followed by a group of heavily armed policemen with self-defense weapons.

In fact, it is more appropriate to call them special police, each with an AK, and the configuration of sniper rifle assistance is obviously not an ordinary police.

"Get down, get down, get down!" shouted the leading SWAT, his words and emotions quite intense.

But it's understandable to think about it, after all, in this world where mutants run all over the place, ordinary people have no safety at all, and it's normal to be careful when going out on missions.

Deadpool raised his hands and took two steps forward: "Hey, brothers, don't be nervous, we have no ill will towards you, we ......"

"Da Da Da Da ~! Da Da Da Da ~!"

Dense gunshots rang out, and in an instant, Deadpool was beaten into a puddle of rotten meat.

Obviously, Deadpool's black and red tights made these nerves tense ...... SWAT officers didn't feel safe at all, even when he held his hands up, as if there was no threat.

For mutants, the absence of hands is nothing, and there is a guy who has been in a wheelchair at the moment, but has been listed by the military as a key object of observation that cannot be provoked at will.

Dr. X: "......"

"You, and you, put your hands in a conspicuous position and lie on the ground immediately!" The leading special police officer once again focused on Zhen Hao and his party.

Half an hour later, Zhen Hao stood outside the church door, reluctantly waving goodbye to the group of enthusiastic people who helped him clean the church.

In this half an hour, after learning the hidden identity of Zhen Hao's righteous pioneer, the attitude of these special police officers took a 180-degree turn, and they enthusiastically helped Zhen Hao clean the entire church.

Zhen Hao has also resisted and struggled, let these lovely people not be so polite, he will be embarrassed.

The result is not ideal, in the face of Zhen Hao's resistance, these people's views are extremely consistent, and they all shout that the police and the people are a family, and helping Zhen Hao is also helping themselves.

But as soon as they said this, Zhen Hao was even more moved, so his determination to shirk it was deeper.

In this way, these lovely people are not good, and one by one they are red-faced, and they say something like 'If you don't let us wipe this floor, wall, window, statue, etc., today, you just look down on us'.

In the end, Zhen Hao had no choice but to let them go.

At the same time, among these lovely people, some of them coincidentally do business with tables, chairs, benches and room supplies, and they took it upon themselves to replace everything that could be exchanged in the entire church for Zhen Hao.

"Good people, they're really good people!"

Zhen Hao shook his head and sighed, and Niu Erhua and his party behind him also nodded in agreement.

"Big brother, I'm going to learn this trick!" Deadpool's cry looked out of place.

Zhen Hao said: "This is very simple, just have hands." ”

"So what?"

"So you can try it with the light in your cross. ”

Deadpool exclaimed, "Holy Light, what does this have to do with Holy Light?"

......

Zhen Hao didn't want to speak, and threw Deadpool a caring look at the retarded.

He knows that Deadpool, who is a sand sculpture, has a limited brain capacity, so he usually tries to talk to him as easily as possible.

But Zhen Hao never expected that this Deadpool's small brain capacity was indeed a bit extraordinary, far beyond his expectations.

"I think the look in your eyes was laughing at me. Deadpool said unhappily.

It's not that I think, it's for sure!

shouted in his heart, but Zhen Hao comforted Deadpool with an MMP smile on his face: "Silly boy, what do you think, how could I laugh at you." I'm just saying that I'm just saying that you're sure you'll be able to guess the secret of my words with your wits. ”

"Really?"

"It's more real than real gold!"

After Zhen Hao's affirmation, although Deadpool felt that something was wrong, he still sat on the chair next to him, touched his chin and began to torture his few brain volumes.

Looking at Deadpool's quiet thinking, Zhen Hao nodded with relief.

One thing to say, the way he thinks about the problem seriously is really pleasing to the eye.

Don't get me wrong, Zhen Hao didn't mean to praise Deadpool for being handsome, just that his closed-mouthed appearance was particularly flattering.

Anyone who has experienced Deadpool knows this!

It was getting late, and when it was time for dinner, Deadpool lowered his head and pondered for two hours, still unable to figure out what Zhen Hao wanted to express.

And he couldn't sit still an hour and fifty-eight minutes ago, and wanted to jump up and let himself run wild.

But he was afraid that he didn't guess what Zhen Hao wanted to express, so he would be ridiculed by Zhen Hao when he got up like this.

In all the confusion, Deadpool could only endure his itchy ass and force himself to sit honestly in a chair and pretend to be in a pensive state.

"Hey, Wade, are you hungry? Can you go out for a run and get some pizza and burgers?" Zhen Hao shouted.

When Deadpool heard this, he only felt that it was a natural sound, and nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice

"As the captain of the X-Strike Team, it is my responsibility to buy food for my own teammates, so I'll go!"

As soon as the words fell, Deadpool burst out of the church that carried his bad news.