Chapter 461: It's Really Amazing

After seeing Deadpool twist his ass and go out, and then Shen Nian followed him for hundreds of meters, Zhen Hao retracted his Shen Nian and beckoned Niu Erhua and his party to sit around the big table sent by a cute person.

Afterwards, Zhen Hao pulled out several glowing dishes made by Stephen Zhou himself from the system space.

"Hurry up, while Wade is not here, let's eat quickly. Otherwise, when Wade comes back and sees us eating alone, he will definitely explode in an instant, chattering like an old monk chanting scriptures. Zhen Hao greeted repeatedly.

Niu Erhua listened to the first half of the sentence, and she felt that it was not good to treat Wade like this, so she hesitated.

After all, they are teammates no matter what they say now......

Although the relationship between this teammate is based on money, isn't it a bit too impersonal to even eat with his teammates behind his back?

It's just that when she heard the second half of the sentence, Deadpool's transformation into 10,000 ducks flashed in her mind, and she shuddered suddenly, and suddenly felt that this didn't seem to be bad for Deadpool.

At the very least, you can eat a meal quietly, and avoid the painful situation of not being able to eat while eating.

Thinking like this, Niu Erhua's heart was much more relaxed, and she hurriedly joined the battle group and launched an attack on the dinner on the seat.

Soon, when dinner was over, Zhen Hao waved his hand to put away the plates, jade butterflies and other tableware, while Niu Erhua cleaned up the chicken bones, fish bones and vegetable soup and other catering garbage on the table and walked out the door.

When she passed by a dark place, a group of hungry stray cats cautiously walked out, meowing, and staring pitifully at the leftovers that Niu Erhua was carrying.

Looking back at the super meow big flower who was squatting at the door of the church with a deep face, he didn't even eat, but he kept thinking about his three black long straight female cats, Niu Erhua couldn't help but feel sympathy for this group of stray cats.

As far as the size of Super Meow Big Flower is concerned, he can at least top three thin stray cats.

Open the bag and place it at the junction of the shadow and the light.

Then, Niu Erhua took a few steps back and gave the group of stray cats a distance that they thought was safe.

Seeing the stray cats rushing up to grab food, Niu Erhua sighed and walked to the church.

When passing by the gate of the church, she also gave a kick to the super meow flower that pretended to be deep.

I don't know how to cherish food, so you don't know what to do!

Super Meow Dahua was kicked inexplicably, looked up in confusion, and looked at Niu Erhua's back walking towards the house, I don't know how he offended this aunt.

Then he looked back at the wandering meow who was fighting for leftovers, and knew in his heart that this was the case.

"This group of unpromising cats has actually become such a virtuous person in the human world, which is really a shame for our cats!"

Meow and cursed a few words in a low voice, but Super Meow Dahua became more and more angry, got up like a domineering president with her head down, and then slowly raised her head and looked at the stray cats with her cold eyes.

Suddenly, her pupils shrank, and Super Meow Dahua got up angrily and said angrily: "Give up! Even Wang Xingren dare to beat our cats' idea, they simply don't know whether they are alive or dead!"

The voice fell, and the super meow flower burst out.

Ahead, five slender, lanky but muscular stray dogs were dripping viscous saliva, surrounding dozens of stray cats.

The stray cats cowered in fear and left the bag with the leftovers.

"Hey, hey, little cats, you guys...... Wow~ ~Wow~"

Time slows down the generation of special effects, and the super meow big flower in front of the period hammered on the mouth of the leading dog, the dog's big mouth is crooked, and the tongue is weakly drooping outside, and on the way to fly outward, saliva is connected into a silk thread and falls behind it.

Before it could land successfully, it rolled its eyes and fell into a coma.

The time slowing effect disappeared, and the leading dog instantly flew upside down, fell into the grass on the side of the road, and then slid all the way to a stop on a large tree.

All the meows and kings present were stunned, looked at the leading dog, and then looked at the super meow big flower standing upright with his hands on his chest, suspecting that he was dreaming, and he couldn't speak for a long time.

Seeing this, the super meow flower that is waiting for the meow to be sought after by the meow saw this, frowned slightly, was displeased, and secretly scolded a waste, and he couldn't lick it!

His right foot stepped forward, lifted high, and then slammed into the ground.

"Boom~"

The cave shook in a small area, and a crack spread in front of the remaining four dogs.

"From now on, let me see you stupid Wangxing people attack our noble cats, and I'll break your doglegs!" shouted Super Meow Dahua.

The four dogs trembled, clamped their tails on the spot, and collapsed to the ground, with a foul-smelling liquid flowing from their crotches.

Displeasure +2, Super Meow Big Flower's eyes flashed with a cold light: "Dirty and stupid thing, what are you doing here? You want me to give you a ride?!"

"Don't dare! Don't be angry, let's leave right away!"

One of the dogs, who was a little bolder, hurriedly shouted, then clamped his tail and got up tremblingly, and ran away.

The remaining three followed.

"Stop!"

The cold voice of Super Meow Dahua sounded again, and the four dogs braked sharply on the spot and rolled into a ball.

Super Meow Dahua sneered, her eyes were full of disdain, and then said coldly: "Pull your companions away, don't pollute the eyes of the cat master here!"

Not daring to speak, the four dogs turned around and held the leading dog together, and disappeared without a trace.

Disdainful smile +2, the body of the super meow flower exudes the loneliness of being invincible in the world.

"Hero, where are you meow, why have I never met you...... You're so powerful, 10,000 times more powerful than those humans!"

The meow of the female voice sounded from behind, and the brows of the super meow flower furrowed again and slowly turned around.

"Don't call me a hero, I'm not saving you, I'm just standing up for us cats, you ......"

Looking back, Super Meow Dahua looked at the beautiful little female cat behind him with a shy face, obviously afraid of him, but brave enough to come to him in front of him, and couldn't help but be a little stupid.

What a little she-cat, her dust-stained body still couldn't hide her pure white beauty, and her big sapphire eyes flashed as if there were little stars in them.

Putting away the arrogant posture of holding his hands on his chest, Super Meow Dahua leaned over to the little white she-cat, and he stretched out his paws to slowly pick up her chin.

"Little sister, my name is Dahua, what is your name?"

"Gong ...... Princess, my former shovelers all called me princess. ”

The princess shyly lowered her little head and stammered.

Super Meow Dahua said: "Princess...... That's a beautiful name, so my princess, I wonder if I have the honour to invite you to my house?"

I...... My Royal Highness?

When the princess heard this, her little head buzzed and her brain went blank.

She didn't know what she was supposed to do, so she just nodded subconsciously.

Seeing this, Super Meow Big Flower smiled evilly and led the distracted princess to the brightly lit church.

"Princess, you can't go, we still need you to lead me to resist the invasion of the dog clan, you ......"

"Smack~!"

"Ahh

Super Meow Big Flower put away the hind legs of a small pebble that was accidentally pulled out backwards, and she didn't look at the situation of the victim Meow, but just gathered by the princess's side and showed her rhetoric to the fullest.

The door of the church closed tightly with a "snap" under the staring gaze of the victim's meow, leaving only a small light to shine through the crack in the door.

The rest of the meows fell silent.

Young and beautiful leaders are conquered by a powerful kindred, where do they go?

After a long time, an old but dignified voice sounded: "You gather all the existing members of the cat clan and use this place as a new base...... Whether our cat clan can defeat the dog clan and save our suffering compatriots depends on the princess...... The princess played. ”

The old old meow said at the end, and a faint atmosphere of desolation filled the air.

"I don't agree! What qualifications does that orange fat cat have......"

"Shut up!"

Before the victim Meow finished speaking, the older meow let out a loud shout and stopped the victim Meow's death.

"The princess has her own decision in this matter, and it's not your turn to intervene!"

After that, the elder meow turned back to look at the silent meows, and shouted: "What are you still doing in a daze? Why don't you hurry up and do what I instruct~!"

The meows were silent for two seconds, then silently disappeared into the darkness and spread out across the city.

The old meow was not idle, and he also went to ventilate and report the news, and there was only one victim meow left at the scene who was tearful and almost wanted to choose someone to eat.

He lowered his head, his four paws clasped to the ground, and whispered wildly, "You are mine...... You are mine, and no one can snatch away my princess! You forced me to do everything, you forced me! Don't blame me, blame yourselves!"

......

Inside the church, Super Meow led the princess into the bathroom, and it didn't take long for a shy and eager meow to be heard inside.

Glancing at the closed bathroom door, Zhen Hao couldn't help but pout, this little fat man obviously didn't do anything good!

Disdainful in his heart, Zhen Hao hugged Niu Erhua Qianqian's slender waist and began to disagree.

Niu Erhua blushed, pressed Zhen Hao's big hand tightly, and then secretly glanced at the little jade rabbit who was obediently watching TV, and saw that she didn't find anything abnormal, so she breathed a sigh of relief.

She quickly changed the subject and said, "What about Wade? Wade just went out to buy some burgers and pizzas, why hasn't he come back yet?"

Zhen Hao's struggling movements in his hands slammed suddenly, before he reacted, it's been almost an hour, why hasn't that guy Deadpool come back yet?

Could it be that he secretly ran away on his own?

Zhen Hao muttered, feeling that this possibility was not very possible at the first time, but at the second time, he felt that this possibility was very large.

With Deadpool's character, it's not uncommon to be able to do this kind of thing!

And before looking back, Zhen Hao suddenly woke up, this Deadpool didn't get any benefits in his hands at all, not to mention, he still owed him six crossing opportunities and a debt of 300,000 US dollars.

Thinking about it this way, Deadpool seems to have more reason to run away!

It's sloppy, it's too hard!

Zhen Hao regretted it, and then his divine thoughts poured out wildly, enveloping the entire Boshi squat within the scope of his divine thoughts.

After looking for half a minute, Zhen Hao breathed a sigh of relief because he saw Deadpool leaning on the edge of the counter in a small shop.

Fortunately, with Deadpool's brain capacity, he couldn't figure out a deal that wasn't fair to him for a while.

So the question arises, why did Deadpool come back so slowly?

With deep doubts, Zhen Hao continued to observe Deadpool.

Soon, five minutes passed, and seeing Deadpool being kicked out of the store twice in just five minutes, Zhen Hao finally found out what the problem was.

Deadpool's procedures and procedures for buying and selling burgers and pizzas are very correct, and the owner of the house did not refuse to sell Deadpool because of his sand sculptures.

But the problem is that both burgers and pizzas have to wait for them to be processed before they are baked.

This process is not long, only about one or two minutes of waiting.

But just this minute, two minutes, is the ultimate reason why Deadpool has not returned for a long time.

Deadpool is a person who can't be idle, not even for a minute or two, and during this waiting time, he always chats with the boss in a different way.

The customer was willing to chat with him, and the boss naturally did not refuse, and the two sides started the following communication 'very harmoniously'.

"Hi bro, my name is Wade. ”

"Hi Wade, you can call me the Little Prince of Hamburg. ”

"Little Prince, don't be kidding, brother, look at your belly, I think it's more like a pork chop sandwiched in a hamburger. ”

......

The first small restaurant that Zhen Hao observed, and after three sentences, Deadpool was kicked out of the store by the little prince of hamburgers.

Deadpool was not discouraged, he looked accustomed to it, shook his head and sighed that the young man could not accept the advice, and walked into the restaurant next door.

Order, wait, and the chat continues again.

"Hi bro, my name is Wade. ”

"Hello Wade, you can call me the man of the pizza kingβ€”β€”β€” Jimmy, or just call me Jimmy. ”

"Pizza King, I see you ......" Before he finished speaking, Deadpool learned his previous lesson and changed his words: "I think the pizza you made must be delicious, I can't wait to taste it!"

When Jimmy heard this, he said with a smug smile, "Our pizza is indeed the most delicious, but it is not made by me, it is made by my wife." ”

"Oh~!"

Deadpool screamed, covering his face and looking at the pizza king in shock, "She's your wife? ”

Jimmy's face was even more proud, and then he reached out and fished out a small north nose from under the counter, showing off in front of Deadpool: "Look at my daughter, how beautiful he is, he has completely inherited all the advantages of me and my wife!"

"What a cute little North Nose, I like it so much!"

Deadpool's hands are clutched to his chest, almost melted by the cute little North Nose.

But the next moment, after Deadpool looked at this cute little face of the little north nose a few more times, his face had an indescribable weirdness.

"This little north nose is really cute, but ...... From my years of experience, there is nothing on her face that bears no resemblance to yours. ”

Jimmy was furious and tried to refute without even thinking about it.

Deadpool continued solemnly, "Don't be angry yet, listen to me." According to scientific research, the dominant genes of the father are more powerful than the genes of the mother, so in terms of facial characteristics, the girl will be more than the father...... I have a scientific basis for this!"

Regardless of whether he has a scientific basis or not, the furious Jimmy doesn't care so much, and kicks Deadpool out of the small restaurant with his foot.

After a moment of silence, there was a sudden crackling and clanging sound in the store, as well as the screams and angry scolding of female and male voices.

Everyone has a lively nature, and when they heard this, almost eighty percent of the shops and customers stood up and whispered to the pizza king and his wife who were scolding and fighting.

"Haven't they always been very affectionate? Why did they suddenly start fighting?"

"Hey, don't say it, I heard a guy in a straitjacket who said Jimmy's daughter wasn't his real daughter. After kicking the guy out, Jimmy looked at his daughter, and the more she looked at her, the more she looked like herself, and then the two of them turned their faces over it. ”

"Is Jimmy's daughter his daughter or not?"

"Who do you ask me?"

......

After 10 minutes, the final result was finally revealed.

The Pizza King is a woman after all, and although Jimmy tolerates it at every turn, she still loses in the end.

Then everyone saw her make a phone call, and after crying for a while, it didn't take long for a luxury car and a handsome middle-aged guy to come like a savior.

Then he doesn't look at Jimmy and leaves Jimmy with King Pizza and his daughter.

The result was cruel, Jimmy couldn't accept this reality, his powerful delicate body gradually shrunk into a ball in broad daylight, crying like a child of more than 180 pounds.

"Poor Jimmy, I didn't expect his wife to be such a person. ”

"Hey, I've seen it for a long time, but I've never been embarrassed to say it. ”

"Poor, poor, Jimmy may have taken a long time to recover from this blow. ”

"Hey, guys, now is not the time to sigh about this, is the guy you are talking about wearing tights, is he carrying double knives on his back, only black and red on his body, and he is full of sand sculpture breath in front of him?"

"Yes, that's him, what's wrong with him?"

"If I'm not mistaken, he's coming towards us. ”

......

Soon, ten minutes passed, and Deadpool was united by many family owners and sent out a food street with a smile.

On Deadpool's hands and neck, there are bags of fried chicken, burgers, pizza and other foods.

These are all done by those bosses on the spot, and even directly from other customers, and then given to Deadpool for free.

They didn't mean anything else, they just didn't want Deadpool to come into their store, they just wanted Deadpool to stay away from them.

didn't spend a penny, took so many things for nothing, and Deadpool's appearance of bouncing and farting all the way made Zhen Hao can't help but want to kick him in the face.

Sure enough, doing good deeds pays off. Those bosses saw that I had done Jimmy so much, and they didn't even accept the money when they were grateful. ”

Deadpool shook his head and sighed, and then said with a more determined expression: "I must do more good things like this in the future! That's right, it's decided!"

Zhen Hao: "......"

The slot is too big, Zhen Hao can't complain, and he even seems to have seen the picture of Deadpool walking on the street in the future, everyone is frightened, and children stop crying.

.......

"It's strange how there are so many cats around the church all of a sudden?

didn't pay attention to him, the one who watched TV was still watching TV, and I continued to pay attention to me.

"Hey, brothers and sisters, I've brought back our dinner!"

......

Deadpool shouted angrily: "Although these are not delicacies of the mountains and seas, but at least they are also a piece of my heart, you just pretend, you have to stand up and greet it!"

......

Ignorance, still naked disregard.

"What's wrong with you? No matter what you say, you're saying something!"

Deadpool shouted, with a hint of crying in his tone, the look of being ignored made him feel like a transparent person.

At this moment, under the expectation of Deadpool, Super Meow Big Flower, who was warming up with the princess, walked towards Deadpool with cat steps.

Deadpool burst into tears and laughed, and said in surprise: "I know, it's still my cat master who is the best for me, I love you to death!"

Glancing at Deadpool in disgust, Super Meow resisted the urge to kill him and took the bag from Deadpool.

"Master Meow is so good, I will definitely buy you imported cat food when I go out tomorrow, and buy a big bag!" Deadpool made a serious empty promise as he removed the bag.

But the next moment, the smile on his face gradually stiffened.

"Master Meow, where are you going to take dinner? Where is our dinner table, you are going in the wrong direction. ”

In his field of vision, Super Meow Dahua didn't even have the heart to turn around, dragging a lot of food straight to the princess.

Deadpool came to his senses and co-authored Super Meow Big Flower just as a food delivery.

The aunt can bear it, but the uncle can't bear it, so Deadpool immediately walked to Zhen Hao's side and made a small report.

"Big brother, look at your cat, he eats alone! He also eats your dinner!"

When Zhen Hao heard this, he lazily turned his head and glanced at the super meow flower that was feeding me and returning you a bite with the princess, and waved his hand indifferently.

"It's okay, we're not hungry. ”

Deadpool opened his mouth, and the old man held back a sentence for a long time: "But...... But I'm still hungry. ”

Zhen Hao didn't reply: "Then you go and ask Dahua for it, and dinner is not in our hands." ”

Deadpool: "......"

If he didn't dare to ask for it, in the face of this kind of freak meow who even had problems with communication and could crush him, Deadpool wouldn't dare to do this kind of cat's mouth extraction.

To put it simply, it's like an ordinary person facing a tiger that is eating, even if you have a good relationship, he still doesn't dare to take the food.

Dinner is snatched away by a meow, and Deadpool lies listlessly on the table, his stomach screaming in protest.

In a trance, he seemed to smell the smell of roast chicken.

"Suck β€”β€”β€”β€”"

Deadpool looked for the smell of roast chicken, and the whole person lay on the table, and the smell became stronger and stronger, so that he understood that this was not a hallucination.

"Hey, brother, there is the smell of roast chicken on this table, it is so fragrant and amazing!"

"If I had a table like this before, I would have eaten only white rice!" Deadpool shouted in surprise, like a fool.

Zhen Hao coughed lightly, the expression on his face was slightly stiff, and he didn't dare to face Deadpool's innocent big eyes.

"Ah, roast chicken, roast chicken is good, roast chicken is nutritious and delicious, and the table with the smell of roast chicken is really amazing!"