Chapter 450: Who Are You?
Watching Deadpool go away with a small notebook tightly, the old homeless man gnawed on his big waist, but the expression on his face was full of disdain.
Hehe, the kid who made friends out of nothing, obviously you want to use it yourself, but you just pushed it to that unwarranted friend, can you really see it when the masses can't see it?
"Old Daina, you can, just with a book of ancient country recipes that you picked up, you can fool so many fools!" said the owner of the barbecue stall with a smile.
The old homeless man retracted his gaze at Deadpool and smiled proudly: "That's blowing with you? Just to fool these two fools, I also went to the library to learn the language and culture of the ancient country, in order to match that recipe to make my words more convincing." ”
As he spoke, he looked at the barbecue stall owner and said, "But if you say that I am fooling people, you are purely slandering me." Although I am suspected of exaggerating the facts, the effect of that recipe is real, and it is more or less helpful to eat it for a long time, not to mention the strong capital. ”
The smile on the barbecue restaurant owner's face suddenly stiffened, and he said suspiciously: "Isn't that thing of yours a lie?
The old homeless man looked at the heart-warming boss, his eyes flashed, and he saw the hope of a double kill tonight.
He didn't speak, but nodded with a deep face.
As the old homeless man thought, the owner of the barbecue restaurant was really moved at this time.
Because of staying up late all year round to set up stalls, it is natural that the time will be seriously overdrawn for a long time, and the life of husband and wife will become more and more unharmonious.
Now every time he comes home and sees his mother-in-law taking a bath, his legs are hungry, his limbs are weak, and his heart is trembling!
With a big grin, the owner of the barbecue restaurant came to the old homeless man's side and flattered: "Old Daina, let's take a step to talk!"
......
Behind the chapel of the old nun Anna, the sneaky Deadpool cat is in a corner where no one is around, and a bottle is pulled out from behind the ass with a tangled face.
The bottle is ordinary, a normal size 250ml clear canned glass bottle......
Hell knows where Deadpool hid the poor bottle.
There was a black mass of goo moving inside the bottle, as if it had a life of its own.
But it looks like you know what's good.
Venom: ??? the prettiest cub in the world, your words have hurt me tremendously, and I want you to apologize to me!
Looking at the venom body in the bottle, Deadpool did not hesitate to lift the hood, opened the jar and poured the bewildered venom directly into his mouth.
This crazy operation really overloaded the few brains of Venom.
When he came back to his senses, he smelled the sour smell coming from his big mouth, exploded on the spot, turned into a black torrent, forcibly broke through Deadpool's clenched teeth, and beeped out of his mouth.
"Damn it! You're pouring your venerable Venom into your filthy mouth, and I'm going to make you bastard!"
Venom screams, but he doesn't pounce on Deadpool.
And on the contrary, he said cruel words on his lips, but his feet were along the wall and wanted to slip away.
Venom is a symbiotic organism, an alien single-celled creature that has its own consciousness that can make the good guys better and the bad guys worse, so if he and Deadpool fuse into one......
Deadpool is still the same Deadpool, it doesn't make any difference at all!
When Deadpool captures Venom, Venom tries to merge with Deadpool.
It turned out badly, Deadpool's unusual thinking was not something that Venom could amplify at all, and from beginning to end, Deadpool was still the bastard who loved to enjoy and looked at everything for money, and nothing had changed at all.
What's even more excessive is that Venom, which is barely a chattering person, was frantically pressed and rubbed on the ground by Deadpool to the extent of chatterbox, and it only took less than five minutes to fuse, and without Deadpool driving away, Venom couldn't stand the torment of 10,000 ducks calling in his ears, and took the initiative to separate from Deadpool.
Or do you think a small glass bottle can bind Venom?
The answer is definitely not, but Venom stays honestly in the bottle.
All this is only because Venom uses this ordinary glass bottle as a warm haven, a quiet place to gag Deadpool's mouth.
"Hey, Brother Black, you do me a favor today, join me to fight the little monsters, and I'll give you back your freedom after the matter is done, what do you think?"
Deadpool pinched Venom and whispered, although he didn't think there were any very tricky superpowered criminals in this version of Spider-Man's universe, but being careful made the 10,000-year-old ship, there was nothing wrong with being careful.
Spider-Man Parker's big brother, who knows what it is, has never heard of it!
"No, you're delusional! My venom is here today, swallowed by you, and I won't merge with you again...... Phew!
Soon, ten minutes passed, and Venom, who honestly succumbed to Deadpool's mouth cannon, chose to live with Deadpool again, with a face of lovelessness!
Venom: Born to be Venom, I'm sorry, I've embarrassed many of my compatriots!Woo woo~ ~!
In the silent chapel, Deadpool climbed through the window and landed inside the church.
Scratching his head, Deadpool looked puzzled, "Did I kick something just now?"
Tom the Black Cat: Star, you big star!
The hiccup was quickly put behind him, and Deadpool rubbed his chin and looked at the three closed doors, and after ruling out many options one by one, he decided to go straight to the point.
"Crackling, knocking~!"
A cacophony of noise resounded in the silent chapel, continuous, continuous.
Deadpool was still affected by Venom, otherwise with his character, he would definitely not face an unknown enemy and take such a radical approach.
Soon, the doors of the three houses opened, and out came the old nun Anna, the old Andre, the old demon of Montenegro and Zhen Hao.
The headlights in the church were turned on by the old nun Anna, and a big black man sat on a chair in the church, with his back to the three of them.
The big man was wearing a big windbreaker, and Zhen Hao and the others came out for a while, but he still had no intention of turning back.
For an illegal trespasser who broke into someone's house in the middle of the night, this kind of behavior is Chiguoguo's provocation, which is too arrogant.
As the number one licker under Zhen Hao, the old demon of Montenegro frowned and wanted to say something, but Zhen Hao raised his hand to stop him with a strange expression.
"Man, who are you?"
Zhen Hao saw that this big man was Venom, but wasn't Venom's appearance time still early?
And who is the guy who symbiotes with this Venom?
Could it be Spider-Man Parker's kid?
It shouldn't be, it's really Parker's words, he dares to be so arrogant in front of him?
"Man, you're really interesting, I should have asked you, it doesn't matter who I am, it's who you are? I've never seen you!"
Deadpool got up from the chair, wearing a big black trench coat with a hood, his strong muscles stretched the trench coat very wide, and he lived in symbiosis with Venom, his height was stretched to about two meters, and his face was still clasped with a mask that he didn't know where to feel.
This shape made Zhen Hao look very familiar, and he always felt that he had seen it somewhere, and in the next second, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he recognized who the man on the mask was!
Wolverine in X-Men!
More precisely, it's not a mask, but a pair of posters that have been cut out, and the one in the poster is Wolverine.
Hell, although the current Spider-Man has not been ruthlessly abandoned by Baba and has the same father as the X-Men, but where did Wolverine come from in this ghost world?
Zhen Hao and the others were speechless, since the last time he was intervened by the main god space, there is no serious world he encounters now, all of them are multiple mixed worlds, so he can't guess what guy will jump out of the next moment.
Could it be that this is also a ghost made by the main god?
"Outsider, now please answer my question truthfully, who are you, where are you from, why do you force Peter Parker to be your little brother?"
Zhen Hao raised his eyebrows and said, "I forced Parker to be my little brother? This is his exact words? I have reason to suspect that you are lying, and I still have evidence." ”
With that, Zhen Hao raised the mobile phone in his hand towards Deadpool, and the screen stayed on the interface of making a call, and Parker's mobile phone number was obvious on it.
After a moment of silence, Deadpool spread his hands and stopped the pit Parker.
"Well, I'll admit, I lied to you just now, and Parker didn't actually say that to me...... But I'm not lying, it was Peter Parker who asked me to come to you. ”
"Parker said that as long as I beat you, he will be with me, and he will also invest in making me a movie, the kind that makes ten foundations!"
"With you, do you want to make a movie?" Zhen Hao said in surprise.
Deadpool nodded, full of confidence, "Yes!" he promised me personally. ”
Deadpool's tone sounded very convincing, but Zhen Hao had deep doubts about it, according to the exchange just now, this guy who was full of words could only believe half of what he said.
Zhen Hao is more interested in the identity of this guy.
"The deal between you and Parker aside, I can tell you everything you want to know, but you have to tell me first, who are you, why do you have a Wolverine poster?" Zhen Hao wondered.
"Hahaha~!I knew that you were really an outsider from another world!"
Venom Deadpool cracked open his hideous mouth, laughed loudly, and then pointed to the Wolverine poster on his face, and said smugly: "Honestly, I'm actually Wolverine, Hugh Jackman!"
"Impossible, Wolverine is a muscular man, but he is not a strong man with a height of two meters, he is just a flat-headed brother who is only one meter six or six!"
Zhen Hao decisively pierced Venom Deadpool's face with gold, and once again suspected that this guy had a brain problem.
Normal people will never disguise themselves as others by sticking a poster on their face, this is a fake, the kind that is more fake than Xixi!
"You have a point, Wolverine is really short, and the chassis is low...... Let me tell you a secret, when that guy received this play, he thought he was playing a lone wolf, but he didn't expect it to be a honey badger, I was about to pee laughing when I stood on the side, do you say funny or not?"
Venom Deadpool whispered to these untold stories, and then casually ripped off the Wolverine poster on his face, revealing Venom's hideous face, looking at Zhen Hao with a cruel smile, waiting for Zhen Hao to be scared by the magical species of Venom and scream like a little girl!
A pitch-black face, the white eyes are covered with a circle of red, looking down, it is a bloody mouth full of fangs, which makes ordinary people can't help but be afraid, and the long tongue in the mouth droops from the side of the mouth, dripping disgusting mucus, which obviously shows excessive stomach acid.
"Hiss~!"
The old nun Anna and the old Andre, the two brothers and sisters who eat melons, couldn't help but take a step back, the sale of venom is even more terrifying than the devil!
As for Zhen Hao and the old demon of Montenegro, the two of them looked at Venom Deadpool's non-stop big face and bloody mouth, and they didn't show any overreaction.
The hideousness on his face became less and less hideous, and Venom Deadpool looked at Zhen Hao and the old demon of Montenegro with an expressionless face, and his self-esteem was seriously traumatized.
"Why are you guys~ can't you cooperate a little? You guys really embarrassed me like this, don't you!" Venom shouted with a full grievance.
This time it was Venom himself who shouted, and the grievances in his heart were almost overflowing, after all, Deadpool used to scare people...... It's what he looks like!
Look at the grievances of other people's children!
Out of humanitarianism, Zhen Hao thought about it again and again, and said in a frightened tone: "Oh, Venom AI~! It's so scary, wow, I'm so scared!"
......
That's what he said, but Venom Deadpool's heart didn't feel any comfort, they watched Zhen Hao say scared words with an expressionless face, and even the grievances in their hearts were even worse, this was really insulting!
Nor can single-celled organisms accept such an insult...... Wait a minute!
Venom Deadpool's heart suddenly shocked, and he smiled at Zhen Haowei: "You know even Venom's identity, I'm even more curious about your identity!"
Venom is curious about Zhen Hao's true identity, a strange character he has never seen in any world, why did he suddenly appear in this bitter version of Spider-Man's exclusive universe?
How did he get in?
What is the purpose of his here?
It's all tempting to explore.
Speaking of curiosity, Zhen Hao is still the same at this time.
Although the appearance of Venom was a little early, it did not surprise him, but he was more interested in the guy who lived with Venom.
Their previous conversation says it all, this guy is an outsider just like him!
But what is the main god that this guy is driving?
Or is it a system holder?
Or is it some other mess?